February 2024

eagle-writes:

atlinmerrick:

dysgraphicprogrammer:

unicornswilleatyourboobies:

big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend:

ittybittytatertot:

ashbless:

guerrillatech:

Wow there’s some fucking bullshit going on in the replies here. Moderate your fucking spaces on the internet, kick racists and other bad actors to the kerb or you risk losing everyone else. This guy has the right of it (scroll up to top).

Quit thinking you need to be fair to unfair voices

For anyone who can’t/won’t read that twitter thread, it’s by Michael B. Tager (@IamRageSparkle) and it says: 

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, “no. get out.”

And the dude next to me says, “hey i’m not doing anything, i’m a paying customer.” and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, “out. now.” and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed

Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, “you didn’t see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them.” And i was like, ohok and he continues.

“you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it’s always a nice, polite one. And you serve them because you don’t want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too.

And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it’s too late because they’re entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.

And i was like, ‘oh damn.’ and he said “yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people.” And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven’t forgotten that at all.

[ID: Screenshot of a tweet from @/AmazonChique that reads ‘Pathfinder FB fan group banned all racist members. The next week, they saw a drop in harassing & threatening posts of ALL kinds. From the mod: “I encourage every community to quit thinking you need to be fair to unfair voices. Get the rot out and you’ll have a healthier community” End ID]

Tolerance is not a moral absolute; it is a peace treaty And peace treaties are not unilateral. They have obligations running in both directions.

You are not bound to tolerate people who have a stated intent to not tolerate you.

Nor should you tolerate people who have a stated intent to not tolerate people who are tolerating you.

Thank you for sharing this everyone, for image IDing and all of it, thank you.

Tolerance is not a moral absolute; it is a peace treaty

foone:

cultivating-wildflowers:

dat-soldier:

vintagegeekculture:

1947

kid had a great week

happy 77 years to the best week of this kid’s life

I live in San Leandro! I’m disappointed our local cinemas don’t have signs up about this local holiday

rogersandclarke:

supreme-leader-stoat:

julia1x5:

5notz:

I refuse to let this be lost in the tags

unquietgravekeeper:

memeuplift:

queer-as-city-folk:

advanced-passenger-train:

queer-as-city-folk:

advanced-passenger-train:

queer-as-city-folk:

Guys, I am not dead nor am I leaving the platform, they aren’t taking legal action so I am staying right here

You’re not leaving the platform? 🙄 Not surprised

Do you want me to leave?

Yes! I’m trying to get to my sister’s wedding! Let’s move!

But the station has Beaux Arts Architecture, why would I want to leave

daily-spooky:

yeahokayillreblogthat:

bumblespam-hdd:

angelicguy:

milk5:

angelicguy:

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

dude hes three….

And uncultured. Get a new child

yeah okay ill reblog that

agentleem:

ash-the-tiefling:

ash-the-tiefling:

people make a dnd character, there will be multiple posts for stats and class and race

DND CLASS?

fighter (nerd)

Wizard (correct)

Sorcerer (also correct)

rouge (also correct)

ranger (why)

barbarian (good choice)

monk (idk what to put here i never played monk)

bard

paladin

cleric

warlock

and druid or artificer (if this one wins im doing a coin flip)

See Results

@akronus-the-redeemed @f4y3w00d5 @gobodegoblin make sure to reblog so we can get more input on what class this character is

@agentldiddy summon the xmutuals

I’m getting around to doing this now

(Also sorry my x-mutual ing annoys you I’ll try to leave you out in the future)

TO ME MY X-MUTUALS! VOTE

@ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @bacony-cakes @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoritedaughter @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @durgalmaple @that-0ne-loser-ky @bobbyzombiegg @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @wizard-at-large @kaithe-enby404 @peanutbutter-and-jellie @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @chatwhat more to come

ruckuscauser:

prokopetz:

Honestly, a not-insignificant contributing factor to my mid-20s gender crisis is that I used to think I was viscerally repulsed by playing as male characters in video games, but eventually I realised it was literally just playing as smarmy brown-haired thirtysomething dudes with an emotional range running the gamut from dull surprise to generic rage that put me off, and basically every other sort of male player character was fine. It’s just that this happened to be when the Uncharted series was really taking off, so a solid 50% of all male video game protagonist fit that mould! Nathan Drake sucks so much that he made me question my gender, is what I mean to say.

homeofhousechickens:

homeofhousechickens:

homeofhousechickens:

I hate when youtubers go tehee I’m having chocolate cravings lets make homemade chocolate because they are like here are these fancy cacao beans I have imported I am now fermenting them and going through the process of drying/processing when if you have a chocolate craving at home with no chocolate all you gotta do it’s mix butter, sugar, and coco powder together, I know damn well most of yall are like me and not in the tex bracket to be importing freaking cocoa beans lmao

How Dezi makes chocolate at home to combat chocolate cravings

1 whole stick of butter (this is your base)

Powdered sugar or normal sugar. Powdered sugar will give a smoother consistency and you can use less.

You if you just mix those two ingredients above and add a bit of vanilla congrats you have just made vanilla buttercream icing lol

Now adding the coco powder really thickens it up and like the sugar you can play with how much you want to add. Adding a lot will give a more dark chocolate flavor

Now notice beyond the butter I gave no measurements lol that’s because I just eyeball it 🤣 because the ingredients even if you mess it up will still taste good and enjoyable

If you want it to firm up and possibly put it into a candy mold I suggest adding a bit of coconut oil and sticking it in the fridge for as long as you can stand.

Things to keep in mind-

You gotta mix mix mix, I just use a fork or spoon but make sure you mix everything together, mixing less or more will change the consistency so pay attention to what your looking for. It you want something less fluffy mix less if more fluffy mix more.

It won’t taste like hersheys they actually add an acid to the chocolate that gives it that sour milk flavor, but it’s still tasty chocolate.

It will easily melt so you should keep it in the fridge when you arent eating it

Have fun, the ingredients to make it are easy to find and can be quite cheap, using cheap butter isn’t going to ruin it.

If you want to make something you can add to a drink or pour over ice cream (not put into molds) instead of butter you can use a can of sweetened condensed milk instead

Hope you enjoyed this crash course into curing your chocolate cravings in the middle of the night

Some people seemed dubious that this will make chocolate. Here are my ugly strawberry shaped chocolates. I never used this mold for anything before so I wasn’t sure how they would turn out but they are tasty. I could have mixed it longer but I was impatient.

Like these are chocolates, they are solid, and they melt when exposed to heat. They taste like chocolate, look like chocolate, it’s chocolate 🍫

i-am-a-fish:

the-disemvoweler:

i-am-a-fish:

I keep talking about how gay I am but I don’t have any statistics to back it up, I’m just hoping that if I keep talking about how gay I am eventually something will happen, I’ve been manifesting falling in love for the past 5 years

kp tlkng bt hw g m bt dn’t hv n sttstcs t bck t p, ’m jst hpng thr f kp tlkng bt hw g m vntll smthng wll hppn, ’ve bn mnfstng fllng n lv fr th pst 5 yrs

I’m laying here crying on the floor and you take away my vowels too

imsobadatnicknames2:

The sentence “you can’t be talking like that, white baby” has permanently ruined my relationship with my cats bc I can’t stop saying it any time one of them meows at me.

henryashtran:

sgtsoppy:

how do I make it stop saying this.

an-alarming-number-of-bees:

laurellament:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

technofeudalism:

yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you greedy fucks

good.

“We keep making our service worse, cancelling shows before their time, hiking up the prices, and generally ruining what once was a decent product–piracy keeps wining somehow. 🤷”

It’s a real mystery alright

gemthegerm:

calvin and hobbes is my favorite comic strip ever

the-haiku-bot:

foone:

PRO OR ANTI SHIP DNI

IF YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A SHIP IS, DNI

NO BOATS

FUCK YOU IF YOU LIVE ON AN ISLAND. YOU STAY THERE OR YOU TAKE A PLANE

FUCK YOU IF YOU LIVE

ON AN ISLAND. YOU STAY THERE

OR YOU TAKE A PLANE

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

those transmission pylons are like a beautiful bunch of vaginas to me

valtsv:

valtsv:

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get that pylon pussy

MY PESISXCZVXCBCBZCXBZCXXZCZX

animentality:

depsidase:

depsidase:

sermna:

“I can’t believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!”

  1. [one possible interpretation, yep]
  2. [literally the main theme??]
  3. [worst take you’ve seen in your life]

madphantom:

madphantom:

Well here it is. The moment you’ve been waiting for.

Goncharov. is. out.

I have once again been asked several times where Goncharov is so hereeee

bumblebeebats:

deltarebelsandpaper:

bumblebeebats:

Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like “For shame… you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??” to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says “Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity… Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over ‘brand recognition’, they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!” to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says “Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans,” to which I say “I don’t know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx”

Harry Du Bois is that you???

dancinbutterfly:

batboyblog:

I dont know if you remember in 2016? But he put kids in cages IMMEDIATELY. Like…these are not theoretical. We know its not because this is what he did the last time he was president. He’s serious because he did it LAST TIME IMMEDIATELY

dancinbutterfly:

batboyblog:

I dont know if you remember in 2016? But he put kids in cages IMMEDIATELY. Like…these are not theoretical. We know its not because this is what he did the last time he was president. He’s serious because he did it LAST TIME IMMEDIATELY

dancinbutterfly:

batboyblog:

I dont know if you remember in 2016? But he put kids in cages IMMEDIATELY. Like…these are not theoretical. We know its not because this is what he did the last time he was president. He’s serious because he did it LAST TIME IMMEDIATELY

dancinbutterfly:

batboyblog:

I dont know if you remember in 2016? But he put kids in cages IMMEDIATELY. Like…these are not theoretical. We know its not because this is what he did the last time he was president. He’s serious because he did it LAST TIME IMMEDIATELY

kaylapocalypse:

phoneus:

autistic-winter:

fun fact, the reason otherkin are called “otherkin” is because originally there were online communities, waaayy back in the 90′s, of people who identified as elves.  when people emerged who identified as other things the elfkin called them “otherkin” bc they weren’t elves

THE ELF SUPERIORITY COMPLEX REMAINS A VITAL MORAL OF THE SPECIES DESPITE UNIVERSE I SEE

That is so fucking funny 

depsidase:

depsidase:

depsidase:

carbomcoco:

nyanpasuuna:

daily-spooky:

I found a reddit post with some more photos and yeah I guess the cat just does that??

your-resident-boat-person:

greelin:

too many of you make fun of men under 5’7 when it would be just as easy (if not easier) to defend them from passing hawks. have you no heart

I know this is just a joke, and im not trying to target OP, but I love how everyone is like “Body shaming is wrong! Don’t even make jokes because it reinforces harmful stereotypes!” But then the target of the body shaming is male and now suddenly anything goes. Height, weight, hair (usually lack thereof), penis size, etc. And people will be like “no, I’m not ACTUALLY saying he has a small dick, I’m just saying he has small dick ENERGY, so it’s okay”. Like, what are we doing here?

sayruq:

passionpeachy:

A pair of hands open a clam shell to reveal a white unicorn shaped like a pearl inside. Stars and bubbles surround it.ALT
Close up of the unicorn curled into a ball.ALT

How To Find A Sea Unicorn (reupload)

yeehawpim:

Black and white comic with simple digital drawings.
Panel 1: Various animals with dot eyes surrounding a block of text. Amongst them there is a turtle, a stingray, a mouse... etc
Text: it'd be kind of weird to call a shape-shifter a turtle just because it turns into one sometimes
Panel 2: A person wearing a cowboy hat smiling and floating in the bottom right corner, looking up towards a block of text near the middle of the panel. Various speech bubbles point back to them with different images inside. There is a person in a dress with a bowtie, clown nose, and fluffy wig, a cube, an attack helicopter... etc
Text: I think this is probably what I feel like about consistent pronouns for myselfALT

recent thoughts about what flavour of genderfluid I might be

brigwife-deactivated20240426:

SO a few years ago, long before Gandalf Big Naturals was even a thing, I saw this meme and it changed my brain chemistry. Since then I have googled it several times, but never been able to find a trace of it. Alas, it has come to this, and I have been forced to re-create it myself for your viewing pleasure.

sizzlingcandyjellyfish:

These things are so stealable

naamahdarling:

holleywoodsigns:

jethroq:

“Family-friendly” has been a dogwhistle for all kinds of evil horseshit since at LEASE my childhood, 40+ years ago.

Don’t fall for it. And don’t let pro-LGBT+ people use that language without challenging it, it’s a direct fucking quote from our oppressors.

krippe90:

averyterrible:

ofdarklands:

memingursa:

The opposition to the death penalty in me leaving my body when I think about the tech guys responsible for this

Tech Guys? The sphere was built by Billionaire James Dolan

awkwardbirdsdreaming:

Day 18 of extinct birds - the Carolina parakeet or Carolina conure

The Carolina parakeet was one of only three species of parrot native to the US. They were very social birds, found in large flocks, and multiple females will lay eggs in a single nest. Interestingly, they were known to eat a lot of cocklebur seeds which are toxic (at least to mammals). Another interesting thing is that the last captive parakeet died in the same cage that the last passenger pigeon died, 4 years after.

thebibliosphere:

homeboundstranger:

@thebibliosphere

I know you’ve been having it rough and so have your peeps/ducklings, so I saw this and think everyone should remember this <3

<3

herpsandbirds:

Taiwan Beauty Snake (Elaphe taeniura friesei), family Colubridae, found in Taiwan

photograph by Smoldering Serpents

awkwardosthe3rd:

A dragon who forgets to drink water

ladamania:

Twitter still producing bangers on occasion

pokemonheritageposts:

vomitdistrict:

DO NOT REBLOG FROM OP THEY LOCKED ME IN A CONCRETE CELL LET ME OUT LET ME OUT I KNOW YOU CAN STILL HEAR ME.IM SORRY I THOUGHT ABOUT FUCKING THE LEAFEON

Pokemon Heritage Post

daily-spooky:

6qubed:

im-simmin:

silver-tongues-blog:

chirasul:

chirasul:

all demographics and time periods and geography taken fully into consideration, some people were just born to lose

was thinking of this guy when i made this post. invented the two most environmentally damaging chemicals in history and then got polio and immediately killed himself with a contraption

“one-man environmental disaster”

they called that man an organism

as bad as your worst day has ever been, do you have a wikipedia article saying you “possess an instinct for the regrettable that is almost uncanny”