prole-log:

rapidreptile:

after a day of being disoriented, confused, and probably very tired in your strange new body, that first night when you lay down and give in must be the best night of sleep ever.

soberscientistlife:

I don’t give a shit as long as those in need benefit

glowcowboy:

i wasn’t supposed to be a person i should be a well-loved mug or a worn paperback book or a favorite hoodie or a keychain plushie or something

sayruq:

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xxhentaibootytomhardyblowme:

the united states should not exist reblog if you agree

esoanem:

artesian-diff:

12pmm:

For future references:

This does not explain how to give credit to the extradimensional being who bestowed the vision upon you, but APA is a bit limited as a citation format.

wekny:

Purrkour!

the-dao-of-the-zerg:

fortooate:

specialstarfish:

teojida:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

she-was-a-skater-gay:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

update:

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

cryptotheism:

“Oho! What a delightfully homoerotic lampooning of the Catholic mass!” [Face darkens] “Unfortunately, it inaccurately represents Catholic doctrine. I shall not be reblogging.” [Hammers my meat with smugness]

afreakingmilkshake:

MY GOD

floodnetworks:

alexandriaocasiocortez:

the artist is @\clayohr on twitter /hagfishlover on reddit, and this is the full image

marnanel:

Please don’t forget Matthew Shepard. I think people may have forgotten him, given what they use “gay panic” to mean these days.

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rrat-king:

rrat-king:

an accidental renaissance moment found in this weeks adventuring party

ask and i will deliver

guysonroblox:

samgatinho:

happy valentines day and happy ten year anniversary to this tweet

hometoursandotherstuff:

Mothra and Godzilla. I’m obsessed.

catmask:

cetitanhasmoved:

HOW TO DRAW A CAR

willow help you

arowitharrows:

dancegender:

Romance or something, IDK I’m aro.

Happy aro visibility day, buds!

[ID: a digital map of the city Rome with ants of different sizes photoshopped into the surrounding area. End ID]

millieror64-deactivated20240617:

TRANS MEN

TBOYS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH

this isn’t meant to be anything weird btw, trans men are just so cool

literallyaflame:

literallyaflame:

my nostalgia for circa 2010 club music is hysterical to me. i was not at “the club” in two thousand and ten, i was at home on the family computer singing along to “like a G6” as if i wasn’t in the G6th fucking grade

this is where i was popping bottles in the ice like a blizzard

amingethia:

Sure piracy is a crime but I THINK. It’s even MORE of a crime. To have a website that has all the hallmarks of a sketchy piracy site, complete with the hundred and fifty ad pops that redirect you to another site every second click and may or may not give your laptop a virus, and THEN when your viewers have navigated the minefield to their desired content, you require them to sign up. For a “free trial” that involves ENTERING THEIR CREDIT CARD INFO and the fine print mentions that they’ll be charged 50. Dollars. If they don’t cancel in time.

bromantically:

bromantically:

i made a collage inspired by What Its Like To Use Tumblr Mobile (: hope u guys can actually see it

the best thing that came out of me making this post was the ppl in the notes saying they thought i just posted a gradient image for the joke only to find out i actually made a collage

lizardywizard:

canis-infernalis:

writing-prompt-s:

“This potion will give you the body that your heart desires, the body that will bring you true and lasting happiness. But be warned: don’t expect beauty. I’ve seen men become literal monster from the darkness in their hearts. Happy monsters, but monsters nevertheless.”

Every time I see this post, I think, yeah, I’d be happy being exactly this. The Fuck Yea Dragon.

badgerpunk:

diabloindigo:

zackisontumblr:

were–ralph:

thickness-protection-program:

cptnzachsparrow:

Give this a normal caption challenge

me (lactose intolerant) about to ruin my whole day

my stomach in kindergarten after eating an entire bottle of elmer’s glue

Hitting the Häagen-Dazs® white chocolate truffle after a shitty day at work

cryptotheism:

Buddhist Monk: “Brother, as I am sure you know, nothingness may negate itself into being.”

Goon 1: “Huha you sure gottim boss!”

Goon 2: “Je-sus, does dis guy even know that nothingness is generative?”

Goon 3: “I bet dis palooka ain’t even read the Greater Discourse on Emptiness.”

limbobilbo:

anexperimentallife:

technofeudalism:

the funny thing is that i don’t think younger people - and i mean those under the age of 40 - really have a grasp on how many of today’s issues can be tied back to a disastrous reagan policy:

1. war on drugs: reagan’s aggressive escalation of the war on drugs was a catastrophic policy, primarily targeting minority communities and fueling mass incarceration. the crusade against drugs was more about controlling the Black, Latino and Native communities than addressing the actual problems of drug abuse, leading to a legacy of broken families and systemic racism within the criminal justice system.
2. deregulation and economic policies: reaganomics was an absolute disaster for the working class. reagan’s policies of aggressive tax cuts for the rich, deregulation, and slashing social programs were nothing less than class warfare, deepening income inequality and entrenching corporate greed. these types of policies were a clear message that reagan’s america was only for the wealthy elite and a loud “fuck you” to working americans.
3. environmental policies: despite his reputation being whitewashed thanks to the recovery of the ozone layer, reagan’s environmental record was an unmitigated disaster. his administration gutted critical environmental protections and institutions like the EPA, turning a blind eye to pollution and corporate exploitation of natural resources. this blatant disregard for the planet was a clear sign of prioritizing short-term corporate profits over the future of the environment.
4. AIDS crisis: reagan’s gross neglect of the aids crisis was nothing short of criminal and this doesn’t even begin to touch on his wife’s involvement. his administration’s indifference to the plight of the lgbtq+ community during this devastating epidemic revealed a deep-seated bigotry and a complete failure of moral leadership.
5. mental health: reagan’s dismantling of mental health institutions under the guise of ‘reform’ led directly to a surge in homelessness and a lack of support for those with mental health issues. his policies were cruel and inhumane and showed a personality-defining callous disregard for the most vulnerable in society.
6. labor and unions: reagan’s attack on labor unions, exemplified by his handling of the patco strike, was a blatant assault on workers’ rights. his actions emboldened corporations to suppress union activities, leading to a significant erosion of workers’ power and rights in the workplace. he was colloquially known as “Ronnie the Union Buster Reagan”
7. foreign policy and military interventions: reagan’s foreign policy, particularly in latin america, was imperialist and ruthless. his administration’s support for dictatorships and right-wing death squads under the guise of fighting “communism” showed a complete disregard for human rights and self-determination of other nations.
8. public health: yes, reagan’s agricultural policies actually facilitated the rise of high fructose corn syrup, once again prioritizing corporate profits over public health. this shift in the food industry has had lasting negative impacts on health, contributing to the obesity epidemic and other health issues.
9. privatization: reagan’s push for privatization was a systematic dismantling of public services, transferring wealth and power to private corporations and further eroding the public’s access to essential services.
10. education policies: his approach to education was more of an attack on public education than anything else, gutting funding and promoting policies that undermined equal access to quality education. this was, again, part of a broader agenda to maintain a status quo where the privileged remain in power.

this is just what i could come up with in a relatively short time and i did not even live under this man’s presidency. the level at which ronald reagan has broken the united states truly can’t be overstated.

A couple of these started earlier (before Nixon, for-profit health insurance was not allowed, and Nixon also started the war on drugs specifically to target minorities and anti-war activists), but Reagan doubled down on them and made them even worse. It was the difference between sliding down the side of a hill and jumping off a cliff.

Theres an adage my friend sometimes says to me

It was reagan

And if it wasnt reagan it was nixon

And if it was nixon it got worse under reagan

wizardshark:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

agentleem:

ash-the-tiefling:

sadcabbeagemanofthelake:

tams-tism-talks:

tams-tism-talks:

If this gets 2000 notes I’ll start drawing again

Oh and I’ll post it

@good-wizard @ash-the-tiefling @f4y3w00d5 @godofautism

@agentldiddy

to me my x-mutuals
@ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @bacony-cakes @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoritedaughter @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @durgalmaple @that-0ne-loser-ky @bobbyzombiegg @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere@littlepawzbigheart @username-not-registered @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @wizard-at-large @kaithe-enby404

daily-spooky:

aropride:

i… am… not… depressed!!! my telekinesis halfheartedly shoves a couple things around the room

idontmindifuforgetme:

Good morning. This might be my last message from the city of Rafah. The occupation [Israel] is carrying out crazy fire. Violent belts. As you’re hearing, there are helicopters. Planes and gunfire from the vehicles. There’s a complete invasion of the city.

We don’t know what is going on in Rafah. The place that the occupation [Israel] claimed to be safe. This is happening all of a sudden; the people didn’t go out. They didn’t do anything. More than thirty targets were hit in just minutes. People were asleep. We woke up to the bombing, to the shooting from the helicopters. It was horrifying. Unacceptable.

This might be my last message. Please relay it to the world.

— Hazem, journalist residing in Rafah; 02.11.2024

Rafah was Palestinians’ very last safe zone. There is quite literally nowhere else left to go. And now it’s being bombed with airstrike after airstrike.

ampervadasz:

upwardsonwards:

been really getting into music lately. has anyone else discovered this music thing. there’s sounds in there.

cannibalchicken:

kaban-bang:

anexperimentallife:

json-derulo:

aces-and-anime:

mias-back-from-the-dead:

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that’s been happening in the last couple years is “youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will”

Shout out to the guy who wanted to do some fun & silly little reviews but uncovered an illegal gambling operation

(Review 2)

this guy started out poking fun at australian politicians and ended up investigating the firebombing of his own home, during which he uncovered connections between the same politician he was making fun of + major organized crime

That same guy had to delete his latest video.

Thankfully it’s been reuploaded like a million times already.

rat-council-official:

smallestbubs:

like whack a mole

official they can’t win against us all post

academicblorbo:

AND CHILDREN ADOPTION