February 2024

cannibalchicken:

silver-tongues-blog:

silly-jellyghoty:

cop-disliker69:

oligopspispopd-deactivated20221:

alarajrogers:

jv:

guerrillatech:

This is akin all those hot takes about the 2k bug being an hoax:

“Remember when they told us every computer was going to crash on 1/1/01 and there would be chaos and then nothing happened?”

Yeah, I remember. And I’m sure every programmer and sysadmin that contributed the billion person/hour global effort to prevent it also remembers.

No one talks about acid rain anymore, either. And that’s a very good thing.

see also START and START II, which significantly reduced nuclear stockpiles

International cooperation is actually so effective that most people don’t even notice it happening, and then erroneously believe it can’t solve anything.

Fixing issues before they develop into actual disasters is such an underappreciated thing it hurts at all levels.

We don’t talk about acid rain because there isn’t any more acid rain because when acid rain started happening and we learned that the cause was mainly sulphur oxide and carbon monooxide from car exhausts, countries all over the world made it a law that car companies had to produce cars that produced less exhaust with better effectivenes (burning the fuel all the way to CO2 instead of the halfassed CO) and oil rafineries to remove the sulphur from the gasoline in the first place.

We don’t talk about computers crashing because of the turn of the century, because thousands of programmers worked very hard to write updates and patches for Every Single Program humanity as a whole used back in 1999 and then somehow managed to failtest, distribute, and update every single device and system, be it an online or offline one before the midnight of the 1st january of 2000.

On a much smaller scale, no one ever commenta or notices cleaners and housekeepers doing their job - be it at home or at whole buildings - because they always make sure that there’s nothing to notice. But don’t be fooled - at any point of your life you are one week of them not doing away from swimming in trash and filth with nothing to eat and nothing clean to wear. Only then you would notice.

Now it’s time to do that thing again and make sure that we don’t kill our whole planetary ecosystem within the next century.

idontmindifuforgetme:

c3rvida3:

How To Tell Your Cat That You Could Walk To His Food Faster If He Weren’t Weaving Under Your Fucking Feet In A Beautiful And Intricate Idiot’s Ballet

cannibalchicken:

world-heritage-posts:

shalrath:

world heritage post

evelyn-paine:

fandomssaremysoul:

hiranyaksha:

excalibelle:

uglynb:

q-is-a-letter:

uglynb:

uglynb:

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names! 

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky. 

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

So I’m adding this to my personal mythology

whereserpentswalk:

soundgarden:

Don’t forget who Britian’s nobility are.

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

evelyn-paine:

fandomssaremysoul:

hiranyaksha:

excalibelle:

uglynb:

q-is-a-letter:

uglynb:

uglynb:

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names! 

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky. 

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

So I’m adding this to my personal mythology

socialistexan:

Wait… Wait wait wait, let me understand something.

So for this cisgender woman with naturally high testosterone (and/or an intersex condition, I do not know her specific condition and it’s honestly none of my business) has to be be forced to take the same testosterone suppressing medications that these same competitive regulatory committee said wasn’t good enough to suppress trans women’s testosterone to allow them to compete in women’s sports.

If she has naturally high testosterone, similar to that that trans women experience in their lives pre-transition then wouldn’t she have the same advantages that a trans woman supposedly inherently has and can not be corrected with said testosterone suppression?

Like, no one should have to undergo forced medical treatment to be able to compete or to make it “fair” for their competition. Other athletes have all kinds of natural advantages, like Michael Phelps having an abnormal wingspan and larger lungs and heart. In fact, every high level athlete has some kind of physical advantage, that’s how they’re such high level athletes. You think the people they beat out for their spots just, what, didn’t work as hard? Didn’t grab those bootstraps tight enough? Fuck no.

Racism, intersexism, and transphobia are all linked, and this case is maybe the most glaringly obvious one.

cannibalchicken:

silkysong:

aym instinct but this time the whole story

whosmarinette:

none of y’all so called punks and leftists have done as much to dismantle monarchies as trisha paytas did by just getting pregnant twice

min-play:

been playing this adorable game 

jestergal:

she’s so cute what do i say

A picture of an Apple IIgs computer.ALT

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Memes for a fandom that doesn’t exist

It was me! I did it!

I’m doing it again!

lilacblossoms:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

also “ough life-saving essential medical equipment uses so much plastic” in this country you can purchase an artificial ballsack for your pickup truck

“ough watching a show uses so much electricity” on road sides there are giant electrified billboards that do nothing but show you ads

Thank you for the perspective check

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

fairuzfan:

idontmindifuforgetme:

Israel has bombed—and completely demolished—the Great Omari Mosque in Gaza, which is the second oldest mosque in Palestine. There was no purpose to bombing it. There was no advantage to targeting it. Israel simply destroyed it to make a statement: that Palestinian religion and culture not only mean nothing to them, but are something they’re actively working on wiping out. This was one of Palestine’s most sacred cultural sites. Now it’ll forever serve as proof of the horrifying death and destruction the world has allowed to befall Palestine.

There were also manuscripts there that date back centuries. I don’t know the status of those manuscripts… but I’m not hopeful they survived.

Manuscripts are one of the main ways we explore our intellectual history throughout the years, and are incredibly important to Palestinians as we struggle to piece together our culture that has been lost over years and years of displacement. They are killing the memory of Palestinians because it isn’t enough to just kill our flesh.

catinc:

f4y3w00d5:

the-haiku-bot:

kaine1888:

penguinramen:

fernlom:

a-suspicious-number-of-ducks:

mellointheory:

jonathanrichman:

mellointheory:

mellointheory:

mellointheory:

mellointheory:

ppl be like “i need to watch a based streamer who calls out their chat whenever theyre dumb and doesnt have an audience of eleven year olds” like sneegsnag isnt right there

im about to lose my shit

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS

@mellointheory i’m on the phone with my partner and i read this out loud to them and they said, “is this person gaslighting or lying to you???”

bro. bro. look.

this is sneegsnag wearing his own merch. he has a dog named boomer (hence the dog patch) and he models his online shit after lancer deltarune. he has a youtube channel. he has a criminology degree. he speedruns fnaf: sb. he has a twitter.

this is his profile picture on twitch. please. do a single google search. search his name on any site. he’s literally fucking real. here is a screenshot from one of his streams

he literally exists. there’s fanart of him on tumblr and on twitter. why would i waste my time gaslighting people into believe he exists. the entire reason this post blew up is people laughign at someone believing sneegsnag was made up. half of the entertainment in this post comes from people still believing sneegsnag is made up.

hey op i made art of your OC!! ^w^ I love his design it’s super creative :DDD

holy crap he’s real

Sneegsnag has offered you a fist bump and a french fry. Will you accept?

Sneegsnag has offered

you a fist bump and a french

fry. Will you accept?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Dude this guy’s fucking epic he uploaded a video called ‘Presidential Yaoi’-

I don’t know if we should trust this guy…

bogleech:

leebrontide:

I know the US government acts like a corporation but it’s not.

Not voting isn’t the same as a boycott. Because you can’t bankrupt a government by not voting. All you get by not voting is less control over what the money is doing.

The money comes from taxes, not voting. Abstaining from voting does nothing to reduce the governments ability to get money and spend it on shit.

So yes, sometimes you vote to reduce harm because not voting WILL NOT REDUCE HARM.

It’s not a boycot. Abstaining doesn’t take power from the government. It just reduces the number of people they feel answerable to.

Not only do they not give a shit if you don’t vote it’s precisely what the most sadistic ones are hoping for.

im getting a tooth pulled out do you want it

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

sexygaywizard:

Yeah sure why not

Going to be the first ethical and consensual bone witch

vioyume:

Team Snakemouth encounters a human skull.

Part of me wants to believe that there is at least one human skeleton buried somewhere in their land. But while we don’t know much about Dead lander Omega, maybe they’re a heavily distorted resurrected skeleton that was revived after whatever wiped out the original race.

I’m sure the skull can be turned into a nice home though.

gorillaheritageposts:

thewickedavatar:

cannot stop thinking about koko the gorilla saying “comfortable hole. bye” when someone asked her where gorillas go when they die. it just keeps repeating in my head over and over

gorilla heritage post

butchdykekondraki-moved:

all queer discourse could be stopped if we all just remembered that in the eyes of conservative fascists we’re all dirty queers polluting their kids minds who need to be eradicated at all costs

only-cat-memes:

hachikosyndrome:

lesiasmadness:

nico-verde:

akiradachi:

nico-verde:

gideonthe9:

dana akdjfjckfjfm

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

the

what

I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I’ve even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can’t let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I’m laughing about

zoeyfromtheinternet:

wiisagi-maiingan:

When a meme is representing the “bad/wrong” opinion with an image of a drooling person with a dented head, especially contrasted to white people with blonde hair and blue eyes, maybe it’s time to reconsider posting or reblogging it. Just a thought.

virtualgirladvance:

virtualgirladvance:

Okay fine

Here ya go

fishing-lesbian-catgirl:

Social anxiety has me thinking dumb stuff like “if I go in this store when they’re closing in an hour the employees will hate me and want to kill me” which is especially dumb to think bc I worked retail before, it’s only like the last 20 minute that they want to kill you

vanessagillings:

gouache painting of a white wolf sitting in the snow against a deep blue, star-speckled skyALT

Feeling wintery ❄️

harshethic:

the-haiku-bot:

soberscientistlife:

It is none of your damn business why a woman gets an abortion.

It is none of your

damn business why a woman

gets an abortion.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

neil-gaiman:

fuckingconversations:

fox-bright:

This meme is a MURDER ATTEMPT.

I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone’s attempt to fucking kill people.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there’s no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!

Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.

Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.

Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.

There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!

The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!

Pennyroyal oil contains pulegone, which is highly toxic, particularly to the liver. Ingestion can lead initially to gastrointestinal distress such as nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain. Later on, it can lead to failure of the liver and kidneys, resulting in bleeding, seizures, multiple organ failure, and death.

There is no antidote for pennyroyal oil poisoning.

- straight from poison control

In the hope that this saves someone’s life one day.

wizardgender:

animentality:

Dying at this TikTok video

nothing shatters the illusion of generational progress and solidarity against climate change like a bunch of people younger than me working for a fucking oil company

unhingedcherhorowitz:

little–brittle:

mysharona1987:



Pictured: privileged white woman in her home anxious about climate change

(https://youtu.be/PjyX5dnhaMw)

Lol they’ve realized they can use “woke” language to manipulate y’all into accepting almost anything.

They know if they convince y’all talking about climate change is racist the majority of left leaning people will shut the hell up because they’re afraid of having a wrong opinion.

It’s actually so fucked up how the language of oppressed people to describe their reality has been stolen and is used as just another manipulative tool to push almost any agenda.

pocketsizedpanther:

SOUTH AFRICA HAS INFORMED THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION OF IT’S INTENTION TO SUE THE US FOR SUPPORTING THE GENOCIDE IN GAZA

(blackvancouver via landpalestine on ig)

redvelvetwishtree:

jaskier-has-my-heart:

pale-sun-kisses:

homotologist:

kawaii-ash:

steampunkpirate131719:

Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.

Bill Nye now:

BILL, BILL, BILL!!!!

And let’s not forget

I’d never seen that last one, but my life is better for it

go off, Bill Nye!! fuck yes!

mycoblogg:

FOTD #065 : parrot waxcap! (gliophorus psittacinus)

the parrot waxcap / parrot toadstool is a mycorrhizal fungus in the family hygrophoraceae. it is widely distributed in the grasslands of western europe, the UK, iceland, greenland, the americas, south africa & japan.

the big question: can i bite it??
it is edible & has a mild taste !!

a photograph of a bright specimen of parrot waxcap mushroom growing among green foliage & moss.ALT
a top view photograph of four parrot waxcap mushrooms, the last of which is turned over to reveal yellow gills. they grow in tall grass.ALT

g. psittacinus description :

“the parrot toadstool is a small mushroom, with a convex to umbonate cap up to 4 centimetres (1.6 in) in diameter, which is green when young & later yellowish or even pinkish tinged. the stipe, measuring 2–8 cm (0.8–3.1 in) in length and 3–5 mm in width, is green to greenish yellow. the broad adnate gills are greenish with yellow edges and spore print white. the green colouring persists at the stem apex even in old specimens.”

Keep reading

is-the-fox-video-cute:

scutellatebooted:

ayeforscotland:

What the fuck?

Actually, this does work. Like I know what it sounds like but if you’re interested i can explain - I’m just heading back into work from lunch and want to do the topic justice.

For reference, i have a master’s in conservation biology and my bachelor’s degree in zoology was very heavily focused on ecology and fauna native to North America, but the system set up in the US is excellent for wildlife conservation and is what most people are suggesting when this topic comes up.

Yep, well managed trophy hunting is a great conservation tool. You might not like it (I loath the idea of trophy hunting), but banning it would do far more harm than good. Here’s some articles on the subject;

WARNING: last article has some very graphic images of dead animals

It’s also extremely hypocritical and colonial to tell African countries what they can and can’t do with their wildlife. The UK benefits hugely from trophy hunting tourism. Hunters from abroad will pay thousands to come to the UK to shoot deer, feral goats, pheasants, grouse and other gamebirds and waterfowl. It’s a big industry that’s very poorly regulated in the UK and often has detrimental impacts on native wildlife.

Why is it ok for the UK to have trophy hunting but not other countries, especially when they have proven to manage it so much better than we do? Should it not be up to African nations to decide what they do with their wildlife? What right do we in the UK have to tell other countries how to live alongside dangerous wild animals when we’ve exterminated all our megafauna and large predators?

gaelfox:

Today’s picture is brought to you by the fact that I like subatomic physics and have a 9-year-old’s sense of humor
All you people studying quarks for midterms can thank me

thundergrace:

Regarding politics especially, this may be my favorite tweet of all time:

gaelfox:

Today’s picture is brought to you by the fact that I like subatomic physics and have a 9-year-old’s sense of humor
All you people studying quarks for midterms can thank me

:

“How can you be Jewish and support Palestine???”

It’s easy really. Other than having a soul, it’s because when the Nazis had our people in ghettos, when we were sent to death camps, when we asked for help and nobody listened. We know what it’s like to be begging for someone to listen. Because we know what the pain of loss, of starvation, of losing your home, of being mocked and dehumanised and othered feels like. Because we know that no life is above anothers.

radicalgraff:

“Will you free my Palestine”

Sticker spotted in Brunswick, Victoria

fleshadept:

looking at (vetted) gofundmes for people trying to escape palestine and i don’t know how many of you actually click on the gofundme links you reblog but i would like to point out, for what it’s worth, just how amazing it is that so many have raised so much money. it may overall feel like a drop in the ocean but the fact that several gofundmes have raised tens of thousands of dollars is amazing. it is so expensive to leave gaza right now, and people still need money after they escape. but regardless of what propaganda the US, UK, canada, and other western nations are trying to pump out, people across the world are doing what they can to help these people survive. many of them are still very far from their goals (like this one and this one and this one) and some of them are very close to high goals (like this one), and some of them have reached almost double their original goal.

and that’s not even addressing direct aid or organizations that take continuous donations for distribution of food, menstrual products, etc. the PCRF has raised $16,000,000 of their target goal of $20,000,000 to fund current aid and long-term relief efforts in gaza. ANERA’s febuary 13th update discusses the material ways they helped palestinians today:

(ANERA donate link)

my point is, it often feels like the world is turning a blind eye to palestine. but i would like to point out that there is an important difference between “the world” and “western political leaders and media narratives”. a breathtaking amount of real people, the people who make up the world, are trying to help. in the face of israel attempting to commit genocide, the world is saying No. These people deserve to live. and literally sending millions of dollars internationally, through the internet connection that israel has desperately been trying to destroy.

it may not feel like it matters in the grand scheme of things. but to the people who get fresh clothes, or a hot meal, or blankets, or the kids who get new toys, or to the people who are able to bring their families to safety, it matters to them. go make someone’s day better. i’ve linked so many options with ways to do that.

totallynotcensorship:

tags update: jerusalem is second on trending. tel aviv, us politics, and uk politics are trending as well

we are finally back

DON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE