February 2024

themythicalcodfish:

southernsolarpunk-deactivated20:

I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this

This makes an INCREDIBLE difference!!!! For fuck sake go vote!!!!

totallynotcensorship:

email from tumblr saying "Hey there, totallynotcensorship!
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under it a blue button saying "view the blazed post [arrow]"ALT
email from tumblr saying "hi there totallynotcensorship

the blaze campaign for your post has been rejected.
if you'd like to learn more, please read our help section and FAQs
sincerel, tumblr."ALT

dear @staff . please explain why pro palestine posts don’t get blazed

for a full story. got an email notifying me that @jaroro-64 blazed one of my posts(this one) around 11:09. then at 14:38 i got a second email saying the campaign was rejected


this isn’t the first time i have seen palestine related posts get rejected from a blazing campaign. here is an example.

the post was asking help and donations to provide esims for people in gaza. which in no way or form fall under any of the reasons provided on your help page


@staff’s actions are a form of censorship

as esims are the only way for people in gaza to show the world the crimes being committed against them. not to mention censorship of palestain related posts in general, as shown in previous post linked

trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2:

its gravitational pull of pepsi saturday

hey amtrak, quick question can u give us the empty template for ur pfp and do a competition of who can make u the best pfp

queer-as-city-folk:

Okay, if you can make a good edit, you will win my admiration. I can’t wait to see the results

ohheyitsjustjinx:

what vibes does prev give off

dragon 🐉

demon 😈

angel 😇

vampire 🧛‍♀️

ghost 👻

fairy 🧚‍♀️

mermaid 🧜‍♀️

genie 🧞‍♀️

elf 🧝‍♀️

zombie 🧌

See Results

heirtocragflame:

huffylemon:

I love this so much

“Am I the asshole?” Friend you are a fucking champion of the working class. People will write stories in your honor.

bobthecoolrock:

headspace-hotel:

unregistered-hypercam2:

gunsandfireandshit:

gunsandfireandshit:

the-gerogerigegege:

smeasel:

Is this what moms are up to on Pinterest these days?

buzzfeed anarchist’s tasty

Please for fuck’s sake don’t do this indoors, also use a hot plate instead of a flame burner so you don’t ignite the mixture, the sugar and potassium nitrate are a complete fuel and oxidizer mixture so it’s hard to put out, also if you get the proportions wrong it’s a basic solid rocket fuel

Oh yeah, also keep an appropriate thermometer handy so you don’t hit ignition temperature and have the whole mix go off in your face while you stir it

you’re wrong actually the uplifting neo-2010′s soulless corporate royalty free stock music playing in the background makes me feel comfortable enough to do anything it tells me to do without any fear whatsoever

I watched this whole video in increasing fear trying to figure out where the hell it was going

(During my 1st watch)

Ok so they’re melting crayons, why?

>Mix with potassium nitrate, sugar & baking soda.

🤨

queer-as-city-folk:

Trolley problem? Oh no, a trolley would be part of the solution to the numerous issues with American urban design. Look at him, how could he do anything wrong

predesterone:

ive been on HRT for an entire year now, and for most of that year my joy about my transition progress only a few months in has been nothing but an example of the unfair treatment trans women like me get on this site. and now that im a year older and hit my HRTiversary, they delete my account and remove the transition timeline again

youre not allowed to be happy about anything as long as you are a trans woman. my face as both man and woman was nothing but evidence of bigotry with a banner slapped above it to say my existence is explicit. and now the photos are completely deleted as if to say i should go with them. its not the first time, not by a long shot, and its going to happen again

thealleycat:

gnite 196

jellysmudge:

Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day

memories:

I regret to inform you I’m #actually adhd trash.

shittyutmv:

happy lamest boyfriend ever friday

killer by rahafwabas
color by superyoumna

ispyspookymansion:

ispyspookymansion:

(poll) do you currently go to therapy?

yes

no

See Results

“yes” for anything that isnt 100% no

(poll) SHOULD you currently be going to therapy?

yes/probably/i already am!!!

no i’m actually good

See Results

humm-bird:

churchofthecomet:

mcdonalds is on twitter like “hmm i want a big mac rn… anyone else?” and some people honestly believe that amtrak is on tumblr talking about lesbian sex and hating train cops

i-say-ok:

jonahmagnus:

jonahmagnus:

“I cant draw” then do it bad who gives a fuck…..

Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

ok. :]

theblackparadeisdead:

theblackparadeisdead:

Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who’s like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like “oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can’t dance and you dont know karate!!!” and she looked at me like I’d said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

If you’re working with troubled kids you need several people trained in child psychology with godlike levels of patience and at least one person who knows five nights at freddys lore front to back

charlottan:

charlottan:

what game should i get guys

aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact:

aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact:

craziest phenomenon on the internet lately is people who will be like “cringe culture is DEAD be WEIRD be FREE have FUN cringe is DEAD do WHATEVER YOU WANT FOREVER!” and then immediately crucify anyone who is queer in a way they don’t like. or wants to kiss a fictional character. or thinks the computer is hot. like ohhh i get it you’re only okay with weird people you personally can tolerate. you are a tar pit

hello tumblr user. a week ago you reblogged a post stating “cringe culture is dead”, and today a post where a user calls an anime boy their boyfriend has come across your dash. if you reblog, reply, or vaguepost about this being “annoying” or “weird” or “cringe” the piranhas in the lake below you will bite your dick off. if you say and do nothing you can leave. good luck

queer-as-city-folk:

Who cares about the superb owl, all matters is the acela train running between DC and Boston with speeds reaching 150 mph

batmanego:

batmanego:

batmanego:

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

direwoman:

void-mori:

he’ll do things to dicks you cannot conceive of

Not to derail this post too much but I’d feel wrong if I didn’t point out that Dick Warlock is a stunt legend. He also did stunts for:

along with many others.

the man is a credit to both dicks and warlocks.

humm-bird:

armed-saphire:

she-waves-at-cats:

I think it needs to become common knowledge that “inability to read social cues” can show up as overcompensating.

You don’t know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.

You don’t know if someone is irritated with you, so you’ll be extra generous and self-effacing.

You don’t know how much is expected of you at work so you’ll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.

“Hardworking and quiet” should be as much of an autism red flag as “ignores rules and doesn’t know when to stop talking”. Or why don’t we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody’s eyebrow twitches, that would be great.

androgynouswizardbanana:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

i forgot what the original function of shinagami eyes was so for a minute i was thinking “how can pasta be transphobic?”

thatonenewdungeonmaster:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

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palipunk:

National holiday today folks

palms-upturned:

People in Gaza have been saying this would happen since the very start, as soon as the occupation started corralling everyone into the southern part of the strip they said this would happen. We watched it happen as the “safe” zones grew smaller and smaller and every time Rafah was targeted by air strikes even before this. And no one who could actually stop this lifted a finger. It’s been 129 days.

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

one time I had a dream that I unlocked a secret never-before-discovered achievement in Disco Elysium by squeezing into various nooks and crannies and got a special copotype called “Crevice Cop: seek out and inhabit crevices like some kind of man-spider” and I thought yeah!!! man-spider!!! crevice cop!!! this game GETS me!!!

and then I woke up to find that I had fallen partially down into the gap between my partner’s bed and the wall and was horrifically contorted and in agonizing bodily pain from sleeping in a position only comfortable to a brown recluse

#your body: oh hey hey we're falling off the bed can you let them know #your dream brain: you are. a crevice cop.ALT

socialistexan:

Wait… Wait wait wait, let me understand something.

So for this cisgender woman with naturally high testosterone (and/or an intersex condition, I do not know her specific condition and it’s honestly none of my business) has to be be forced to take the same testosterone suppressing medications that these same competitive regulatory committee said wasn’t good enough to suppress trans women’s testosterone to allow them to compete in women’s sports.

If she has naturally high testosterone, similar to that that trans women experience in their lives pre-transition then wouldn’t she have the same advantages that a trans woman supposedly inherently has and can not be corrected with said testosterone suppression?

Like, no one should have to undergo forced medical treatment to be able to compete or to make it “fair” for their competition. Other athletes have all kinds of natural advantages, like Michael Phelps having an abnormal wingspan and larger lungs and heart. In fact, every high level athlete has some kind of physical advantage, that’s how they’re such high level athletes. You think the people they beat out for their spots just, what, didn’t work as hard? Didn’t grab those bootstraps tight enough? Fuck no.

Racism, intersexism, and transphobia are all linked, and this case is maybe the most glaringly obvious one.

im-feeling-like-a-ghost:

image

Roses are red, violets are blue…

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HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE D.K CREW

swazilegend:

aysametric:

netherator:

beemovieerotica:

dio-without-an-s:

dio-without-an-s:

“We removed a major character growth moment”

Mindless attempts at pandering like this drive crazy

To me this too, is enshittification

no war in Ba Sing Se…

“it’s gaslighty”

THAT’S THE FUCKING POINT YOU SHITTASS

Now wouldn’t it be hilarious if they said this with the intent to gaslight the fandom into thinking there actually WON’T be a war in Ba Sing Se?

Not saying that’s what’s happening, just that it’d be funny.

popstarryeyed:

charlottan:

banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

thing that happened to famous singer-songwriter andrew hozier-byrne

screenshot of 2 tweets from hozier. the first is a screenshot of a phone notification reading 'can't have more than 50 alarms' captioned 'phone is being judgy today so'. the second reads 'I see some of you have taken the side of the phone here. Perilous mistake'.ALT

nonbinerdy:

boykeats:

shout out to my fave under-appreciated unbreakable transgender hero

The thing that gets me is he didn’t ASK for the impenetrable skin. Poseidon was just like “cool cool but you know what you need? skin of IRON. don’t worry bud it’s on the house”

cannibalchicken:

inkmo:

formallydaryl1919:

1000% #this ☝️

transarsonist:

transarsonist:

versilperihelion:

useful-info-haver:

mythicalwashrag:

cassassinated:

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for “media.mediasource.enabled” and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

crop of a reply under this tumblr post from @tinkerer220, reading as follows: @bernstein-and-mao you need to change media.cache readahead_limit and resume_threshold to 9999 so it will load up to 9999 seconds of contentALT

media.mediasource.enabled on its own didn’t work for me, but with these two additions it seemingly loaded a whole 40 minutes test video in like ten seconds. seems this might not have worked fully for some so yall’s mileage may vary i guess

the other two additions alone didnt work for me, i also had to disable the source
so it seems like all 3 might need enabled? ymmv
im gonna try turning off my internet and seeing what ACTUALLY loaded and what just Appeared to load. stand by for report back

reporting back: it actually buffered the ENTIRE video in 1080p like i told it to, 30 minutes of content in a couple seconds. wow. my internet is faster than i thought it was

astraystayyh:

this post actually broke my heart.

inkmo:

formallydaryl1919:

1000% #this ☝️

cannibalchicken:

rfks-brain-worms:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

curlicuecal:

fernwah-funzone:

fernwah-funzone:

wait you understand that kinks are ok because they’re fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don’t need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

like “some people work through their personal issues with kink” was a good first step for some of the class that were struggling but i think now we’re ready for “things that don’t hurt anyone and make people happy are okay even if you personally think it’s icky”

you experienced several horrifying conditions in subnautica while in the prawn suit making you rely on it for protection and now it makes you horny because you feel so big and strong in it

prawn suit my beloved




the prawn suit jerks you off constantly

i’d kill to let this cougar take advantage of me in her prawn

hahaha

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

nope sorry post is closed go home everyone.

toshi-flakes:

rainystorm404-deactivated202410:

toshi-flakes:

Lot of strawberries and some cherries on my dash today

i vote strawberries for aesthrtic but cherries based on taste

You have to eat around the pit with cherries so I prefer strawberries for convenience

thedisasterbi:

happy valentines day

demilypyro:

milkchuggs:

demilypyro:

kriss-watches-stuff:

demilypyro:

Oh, Iono… my true rival.

It’s hilarious. Streamers always either super vibe with her and are all “Yeah I’d totally collab with her” or “our blood feud shall last generations, no survivors”.

I’m somewhere in the middle where I regard her with begrudging respect, but I would never turn my back towards her.

A rival whose competition spurns you to greater heights

Perhaps.