February 2024

lousygoose:

twitblr:

It’s this time of the year again!

This is the only day you can reblog this.

justjanusthings:

desultory-suggestions:

On this Valentine’s Day please don’t forget about the Palestinian people. Candy is being bought in droves while innocent people are starving. While people are planning romantic dinners for their lovers, Palestinian people are losing their lovers to bombs and snipers. There is no rest for the Palestinian people today. Don’t let them mask what’s really happening behind pink ribbon. Fight for love, find empowerment in your love for others. We will not stop fighting, not for a single day. Palestine will be free.

aquilacalvitium:

brumpojumpo:

t-s-n-deactivated20250205:

they were so funny for this

MARK THE DAMN DATE

THE ALLOS ARE ANNOYING ABOUT VALENTINE’S SO WE GET TO BE ANNOYING ABOUT THIS

bonelord10000:

bonelord10000:

bonelord10000:

A Yummy Treat For Me…

A little bit of Procurement for my White Ass…

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

adrenalinevan:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

gremlin-pattie:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it

OP— do ctrl+shift+C and type “testingcheats true” and then “cas.fulleditmode” into the bar, then go into CAS and change one of the sims to be able to get pregnant. mpreg is possible ALWAYS

thanks. the womb installation worked.

I’m sorry, this was dune mpreg the whole time and you never thought to mention? Iconic.

it wasn’t relevant to my journey

predesterone:

predstrogen:

predstrogen:

predstrogen:

not even a full year apart… we stay silly :3 🐈

literally fuck off lol

tumblr has doubled down and after almost a week re-reviewed MY FUCKING TRANSITION and decided it still needed a community label for sexual themes

fuck this website and fuck every person working there you pricks

hey remember the website that did this? well op just got deleted by them! fuck this website

yourplayersaidwhat:

Druid: I’m not going to waterboard the imp! He’d probably enjoy it!

post-uwuifier:

softwaring:

mmmmmmmmmmmm bwof UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

As an ouppy it’s very disappointing to have a lack of girl bone in my dms I’m so upset

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

emptyarrays:

memefever:

toskarinfr:

>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion

>must be a rhythm game player

>genuinely impressed at the apm

>look outside

>crabs are pinching a man to death

outofcontextgarf:

blemgoid:

I was born in McDonaldland. I was still a child when we were raided by soldiers. Foreign soldiers. Torn from Ronald, I was made to speak their language. With each new post, my masters changed along with the burgers they made me grill. With each change, I changed, too. My thoughts, personality, how I saw right and wrong. Foods can kill.

jooshthepunished-deactivated202:

dankxsinatra:

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bruntalism:

rlyehtaxidermist:

“you sound smart” that’s because i’ve spent years doing academic writing to the point that it’s my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

“you sound stupid” that’s because i’m dumb as fuck

kanna-banana:

infectiouspiss:

the government “checking in” on disabled people to make sure were still disabled is one of the most demeaning and humiliating things out there, how is there no checkbox that says “this persons disability is lifelong and incurable” why do you think people’s amputated limbs will grow back, are you on the hunt for the return of jesus christ and your way of catching him is hoping that the blind will see again????

i worked at a place responsible for approving a very specific benefit and one of the doctors asked exactly that and the mind boggling answer was that this is to “avoid fraud”

you don’t have a leg? come back every 2-4 years because fuck you

the doctor was justifiably upset by that and tried to argue this is pointless and bloats our workload (like 90% of what we did was renewing the benefits for people who already had it, some benefits have to be renewed YEARLY) and was immediately shut down and realized the government would rather spend millions bothering sick and disabled people than let a single one who “does not deserve it enough” get it

the super expensive benefit we handled? the fucking bus.

like someone is going to fake medical documents and our super specific required exams just to not pay the equivalent of 1 USD on a bus ride

I’m Brazilian but i have no reason to believe it’s any different anywhere else

terri-theslime13:

theofficialpresidentoftheusa:

godshideouscreation:

@crow-the-cannibal

all-or-nothing-baby:

THE LITTLEST THINGS CAN HONESTLY MEAN SO, SO MUCH

i was just idly looking at the bookmarks on one of my fics and, nestled in between somebody’s perfunctory tags (hurt/comfort, soft boys, completed etc) was a tag very simply named ‘WOW’ …and, well. feck me backwards if that didn’t make my whole goddamn day ×10 better lol.

my dudes, i can assure you that the above is often all it takes to make a writer’s/artist’s heart bloom with happiness.

so, i urge you to reblog! reblog! reblog! here on tumblr dot com and try to say something kind in the tags, a mere keysmash even.

on AO3, always leave kudos if you read fic or look at art there and—whenever and wherever you possibly can—comment to your hearts content, even if that is only more keysmash or just one word or a wee emoji (or a few!). also, if you bookmark publicly, try to tag it with something complimentary like my reader did or leave a nice description as a part of your recommendation because the author gets to see those things, too.

I PROMISE YOU THAT NONE OF THIS WILL EVER GO UNNOTICED OR UNAPPRECIATED!

sometimes a single word or symbol can mean the whole world <3

bridoesotherjunk:

To any and all fanfic writers

If I see that your fic was written by Ai

I am 100% not reading your fic

Sorry, not sorry.

If you could not be bothered to write the damn thing, then why should I bother to read it?

cletus-kasadys-gay-boy:

I WANT MY GENDER TO BE THIS:

LIKE WTF WHY CANT I JUST BE A GENDERLESS GOOPY ALIEN, BUT PEOPLE ASSUME IM A BOY!!!??? THIS IS FUCKING TRANSPHOBIC AND FOUL

Grabs goo

I W A N T W H A T Y O U H A V E

mochumochuu:

cannibalchicken:

yourplayersaidwhat:

“Failing this constitution save is reminding me of the time I was projectile vomited into a wall”

-The Bard

rationalanimal:

update from Bisan

dajo42:

dajo42:

perhaps i will develop a new form of childrens entertainment wherein actors can easily remove the mechnical components from on-stage animatronic creatures and don the external shell as a costume between musical shows in order to provide seamless fun at my family friendly animal themed pizza party venue

dajo42:

dajo42:

perhaps i will develop a new form of childrens entertainment wherein actors can easily remove the mechnical components from on-stage animatronic creatures and don the external shell as a costume between musical shows in order to provide seamless fun at my family friendly animal themed pizza party venue

the-least-undefinable-ordinal:

evilsoup:

love the word “creep”, which can refer to a whole range of human experience from “confirmed multiple rapist” to “autistic guy with eye contact issues”

See also “racist” which can mean “this person actually believes black people are a distinct subrace of humans who are cognitively inferior to the White Race” and “this person once said the N-word jokingly between friends”

See also “fascist” which c-

zenpencils:

BILL WATTERSON ‘A cartoonist’s advice’

alexaloraetheris:

that-house:

rongzhi:

English added by me :)

Hollywood WISHES it could create this much narrative tension.

kelsismedium:

i love tumblr, i can just post like “i wimble on her genis till she gums” and have my phone flooded with notifications from girls with usernames like “batgirlcock”

mintcarousel:

gayboygaming:

I have acquired a funni shirt

alexaloraetheris:

that-house:

rongzhi:

English added by me :)

Hollywood WISHES it could create this much narrative tension.

silkysong:

do sheeps kill please answer

stillmuseum:

forsovngarde:

oscar-isaac:

RYAN GOSLING
“I’m Just Ken” wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics’ Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

papasmoke:

Cool that western media spent weeks asserting Israel didn’t bomb the first hospital it bombed in Gaza then once Israel established its policy of completely annihilating all civilian health infrastructure and killing as many doctors and nurses as possible they’ve completely lost interest in that diligent reporting

27-moons:

message from Bisan Feb 14

elodieunderglass:

qualityfarmprofessorpaper-blog:

Hat tip to @celamity , a classic peabald piecock!

i-am-the-egg-to-rule-all-eggs:

Met up on discord with my old friends from kindergarten and middle school and one is trans and the other gay and theyre both autistic as shit lmao

Like calls to like

minecraft:

does this to all my wolf/fox/catgirl/boy/etc followers

silkysong:

your honor leshy is just a hungry guy

daily-spooky:

helloitsbees:

prismsgalaxy:

lemonsharks:

ambulatoryhoodie:

greenekatgrey:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

invaderxan:

heller-jensen:

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

Work meetings

Interviews

Auditory processing disorder

conversations with my cats who are yelling

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

Goncharov (1973)

mortalityplays:

mortalityplays:

hungryposting #appetite

whyd you all change your icons to hot dog and chicken leg

catchymemes: