DO NOT REBLOG FROM OP THEY LOCKED ME IN A CONCRETE CELL LET ME OUT LET ME OUT I KNOW YOU CAN STILL HEAR ME.IM SORRY I THOUGHT ABOUT FUCKING THE LEAFEON
hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS
somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol’ Zachary Zoetrope
PSA for everyone who doesn’t know, explained simply
this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it’s because of HOW streaming sites use your computer’s hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren’t the SAME thing. so they can’t talk together.
you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for “hardware acceleration”, and turning that off.
This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND
type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults
The algorithm gods throw rocks at me on some of my posts
The people confused about Canadians buying confederate flags… yeah sorry shitty Canadians literally just steal their talking points from America lmao. This is confusing and upsetting to us too.
“Oho! What a delightfully homoerotic lampooning of the Catholic mass!” [Face darkens] “Unfortunately, it inaccurately represents Catholic doctrine. I shall not be reblogging.” [Hammers my meat with smugness]
Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don’t get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault
You need to update your sources
Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn’t exists anymore
mf aint even read the patch notes
PATCH NOTES
- heaven gamemode now open to unbaptised babies
- getting stuck between heaven and hell glitch fixed
Write an r/AmITheAsshole post told from your OC’s perspective. (Bonus: include replies from your other OCs.)
🐉 u/mon-anarcho-capitalist • r/AmITheAsshole 1mo
AITA for beating the shit out of my dad?
(Everyone Sucks Here)
hey. so this thang happened recently and tbh i might need a second opinion. or a third opinion.
so I (6000~FtM) got kicked out of my dad’s place like 400 years ago and all my siblings like threw me to the curb and took my clothes and tbh that wasn’t an entirely baller move from them but whatever im over it.
my boyfriend/husband/older brother was suuuuper manipulated by our dad and he’s the literal golden child so he was held to like ridiculous standards n shit so dad likes to beat the shit out of him a lot.
anyway
my other siblings (6 of em, not gonna bother giving names) are all kinda scared of our dad but im not a little pansy ass bitch so im shit-talking him to his face a lot which usually just gets my partner in huge trouble so i kinda stopped bc hey thags not cool n stuff yk
so i have this dumb fucking nephew i hate him so much anyway um we made him a depression meal bc he was sad and i hate his dumb little sad face so we all got him good food and my dad crashes this party and starts monologuing like a fucking supervillain it was so cringe stg you should’ve been there
he starts making my sister stab herself and totally brings the mood down but my nephew is all like “hey fuck this guy uncle capitalist you can bench like a million pounds and you’re so strong and amazing” and i was like “yeah i am pretty great aren’t I” and so my littlest sibling started throwing our dad around then we all ganged up on him and kicked the shit out of his ugly ass snake face.
we then brought him to a place that i cant legally talk about and made a real spectacle of beating him up aaaaand now my kid/little brother is a bit pissed at me and my other siblings for going too far.
so, reddit, my most trusted confidant, aita?
9.5k upvotes ^\/
Comments
💀u/Foreign_Doppelganger 1mo
INFO: what
🎷u/1877karsforkunts 1mo
my boyfriend/husband/older brother
my kid/little brother
yta just for this. what is wrong with your family.
💋u/ladym27meow 1mo
hard esh never leave this family nobody deserves to be inflicted with this
🔥u/Flamethrower-king-official 🥈🏅 1mo
true everyone here sounds so miserable to be around im so glad i don’t know any of them irl
👽u/heartnessmonster 1mo
THE GUY FROM THE ROOMMATE MURDERER POST???
🐈u/Dementoduck74 1mo
im so glad i don’t know any of them irl
no no no nof ucking way no way the guy from the parasite post knows the op of this post im literally shaking
🧝u/Eoniah_Reddit_Official 1mo
NTA, and Ferry needs to get a grip.
👽u/heartnessmonster 1mo
im going to launch myself into the center of the earth there is no actual fucking way the new ruler of eoniah knows BOTH these people
😶🌫️u/karmaroller3_ 1mo
OP I’m on my Hands and my Knees. DO YOU KNOW THE FAMILY FROM THE GODDAMN PARASITE POST???
🐉 u/mon-anarcho-capitalist OP 🏅🥈 1mo
can you please just answer my question faggot
🇬🇧u/lolagag9_ 1mo
ESH bc ur a capitalist and your dad sucks but for the love of God what is happening here
🗼u/northingtonsoop1325 1mo
i haven’t gone to church in ten years and i think i might just to pray for these deranged horrible people
👾u/8bit-chump-muncher 1mo
OP where did the incest come from. OP? OP???
🪵u/woodyflamingofood 1mo
everyone in this post needs psychiatric help
🤖u/wires-and-bolts2 1mo
OP frequents r/bonersinpublic r/atheism r/christianity r/showerbeer and r/cigarettes this is all we need to know about him
🐉 u/mon-anarcho-capitalist OP 1mo
45.155.56.92
🤖u/wires-and-bolts2 1mo
did you seriously just doxx my ip?
🐉 u/mon-anarcho-capitalist OP 1mo
you mess with the bull you get the horns
🛶u/The_Ferryman_ 1mo
Avarice, please do not “vaguepost” about Lucifer and I on Reddit.
🐉 u/mon-anarcho-capitalist OP 1mo
kill yourself. badly.
👽u/heartnessmonster 1mo
they literally all know each other what the FUCK is happening is this an ARG??? WHAT IS THIS???
🗼u/northingtonsoop1325 1mo
> browses r/Christianity and r/Atheism
> name is Avarice
> dad’s name is Lucifer
is this a demon from the Bible???
🔥u/Flamethrower-king-official 1mo
big if true
😶🌫️u/karmaroller3_ 1mo
big if true
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN JAMES
🐈u/Dementoduck74 1mo
u/Eoniah_Reddit_Official COME BACK PLEASE 🙏 YOURE THE ONLY SANE ONE HERE
💎u/death_jr 1mo
NTA. Also my face isn’t stupid your face is stupid >:(
still absolutely cannot wrap my head around how ppl are not condemning the iof and calling for a permanent ceasefire even after the news broke out about hind. she was six years old. trapped inside a bombed car where five of her relatives are martyred. iof tanks laid siege on a six year old girl calling her mom for help. because she was scared and alone and starving. iof waited until the paramedics came to save hind and killed them all. remember hind. remember yousef. remember ahmed. death to israel. ceasefire now.
This is Rafah, The “safe” zone, where 1.5 million Palestinian fled to. You have to understand, what bombing Rafah means.
Please don’t look away, while everybody is busy watching the super bowl, Israel commits one of its most deadly and openly genocidal attacks on Rafah. Please don’t look away.
Quick reminder that Israel has deprived Gaza of electricity and internet. I read that they only get about 3 hours of electricity a day.
Meaning that extremely few people and only the most tenacious of reporters know what’s happening over there these days. Don’t stop talking about Palestine.
Four boys of the Bakr family were killed by a missile strike during last year’s incursion. Their surviving family members are still scarred from the attack.
More than anyone, children bear the brunt of regular Israeli military assaults on the Gaza Strip. During the 51-day war in the summer of 2014, 551 children were killed and 3,436 were injured. But these gruesome figures say little about the psychological state of the nearly 800,000 children who have survived the periodic bombing campaigns. After the final cease-fire that ended Israel’s Operation Protective Edge on August 26 of last year, UNICEF estimated that at least 425,000 Palestinian children in the besieged Gaza Strip require “immediate psychosocial and child protection support.”
[ The physical wounds of Gaza children might have healed, but they live with enduring psychological trauma ]
“Well, they deserve it! October 7. And it’s complicated.”
Like anyone reading this can comprehend this horror.
This was in 2014.
Some people in the notes literally still responding to this about how October 7 started it so I guess they missed the part about this being a post from 2014.
Four boys of the Bakr family were killed by a missile strike during last year’s incursion. Their surviving family members are still scarred from the attack.
More than anyone, children bear the brunt of regular Israeli military assaults on the Gaza Strip. During the 51-day war in the summer of 2014, 551 children were killed and 3,436 were injured. But these gruesome figures say little about the psychological state of the nearly 800,000 children who have survived the periodic bombing campaigns. After the final cease-fire that ended Israel’s Operation Protective Edge on August 26 of last year, UNICEF estimated that at least 425,000 Palestinian children in the besieged Gaza Strip require “immediate psychosocial and child protection support.”
[ The physical wounds of Gaza children might have healed, but they live with enduring psychological trauma ]
“Well, they deserve it! October 7. And it’s complicated.”
Like anyone reading this can comprehend this horror.
This was in 2014.
Some people in the notes literally still responding to this about how October 7 started it so I guess they missed the part about this being a post from 2014.
This is the hot coffee case all over again isn’t it
No it isn’t. The hot coffee case involved an elderly woman getting 3rd degree burns (where your skin is cooked off of your body) because a McDonalds served coffee at just about boiling, despite having many complaints about burns in the past. Also, the woman suing only asked for medical costs, the jury slapped a huge punitive judgement on top of that.
Yeah that’s what I mean. Like is this case really what’s happening in this headline or a corporate smear campaign
Kraft says their single serve cups are ready in 3.5 minutes total. True, it take 3.5 minutes to microwave the cup, but there’s more prep time and the instructions call for more ingredients, such as water. There’s also the additional time it take to stir in the cheese powder. So in actuality, it could take closer to 5-6 minutes (estimating here).
Because Kraft is selling the speed and convenience of the single serve, it’s sold at a premium (11 bucks for an 8 pack, excluding tax, which yowza!), which is much higher than similar products that, in reality, would take as much time to prepare as the Velveeta.
Like I can’t speak for everyone but I see those Velveeta cups at the grocery store and they’re more expensive than even the other Kraft single serves, and you just know it’s not because of the Velveeta powder.
This is a class action lawsuit. The plaintiff isn’t getting all 5 million, it’ll go to everyone who is *COPD with chronic bronchitis ad voice* entitled to financial compensation.
The firm representing the plaintiff specializes in cases like this, which also includes cases such as Frito-Lay lying about not using real lime in their “hint of lime” Tostito chips (so they can charge more), Kellogg lying about how much fruit they (don’t) put in their fruit pop-tarts in spite of the advertising (so they can charge more), the use of synthetic vanilla in premium goods claiming to have real vanilla (so they can charge more), and, oh yeah, arsenic in baby food.
If you’re wondering why this matters, consider that this isn’t a MRE. It needs prep, not just in time but in additional ingredients, which would be damned inconvenient at best if, say, you didn’t have access to water. This, and the time issue, is, in a very real sense, false advertising. It stands to reason that Kraft made a decent profit off this false advertising.
In a similar vein (see: “hint of lime” chips not having lime but a vaguely defined “natural flavoring”), it’s about truth in the advertised product, and that the company knew it was lying to its customers. Like if Special K isn’t putting real blueberries in its cereal (just pineapple and blue dye), but advertising the cereal as having those blueberries, what happens if a kid allergic to pineapple, or allergic to the dye used, eats the cereal and has a reaction? What if there’s no water to make the damn macaroni and cheese?
Cases like this give the more serious cases (ARSENIC. BABY FOOD.) more of a legal foothold.
You can’t really say “burn corporations to the ground” or “lol kill jeff bezos” and in that same breath call the plaintiff a stupid Karen or whatever for calling out the obvious bullshit Kraft is pulling here. Those single serve cups are freaking expensive for what you get and are sold at a markup because they promise a convenience that they don’t actually deliver on.
Even without some of this deeper significance, we should all cheer these things on; we should really sue over each and every dubious claim that any brand makes to push more sales, no matter how small. Sue over every microscopic corner they cut that sacrifices an atom quality to save them one penny in fact. No mercy! These are the people who decide what the poor get to eat; hold them accountable for their every last word!
