February 2024

clownkiwi:

clownkiwi:

oh hey cool cool. yeah threaten trans women with the fbi and cops for saying mean things about the moderation on this website. yeah yeah cool totally normal and sane behavior from the CEO of a site that still allows and defends the transphobes behind these hate campaigns

seriously love and cherish any trans woman you know right now. you never know if the CEO of this site will threaten & terminate her next

gamergirlsex-deactivated2025012:

This here at the end of the statement is the part that really keeps fucking getting to me because like. The reason Avery did it is obvious. It’s calling out the absolute blatant degree to which staff is exclusively willing to interact in the capacity of banning transfem’s accounts. We get no solace, no solutions to the constant and often specific threats leveraged against us, but when one man gets a comic and unrealistic threat meant to highlight the existing inequality leveraged against us and call out that string of behavior, staff will fall into the same pattern. Someone put what was going on right in their face explicitly, and they cowardly won’t even consider changing their behaviors or even acknowledging that banning is all they do. You’re unaware of why she did it my ass. The moderation team doesn’t act with transphobia my ass.

thepioden:

bramblepatch:

thepioden:

bramblepatch:

It’s very funny to me that the stereotypical gelatinous cube is bright fucking green when the monster itself is almost perfectly transparent. Like its gimmick is that it’s a monster that imitates an empty 10x10 hallway. How many people have fallen victim to gelatinous cubes because they “know” that the ooze is bright green and so don’t bother to check the suspiciously clean corridor in front of them.

The cube is green because oh my god do you know how hard it is to draw a perfectly transparent cube? Especially in isolation, like in the monster manual? Even if you put debris in, it reads as “floating skull ft. helium sword.” Awful. Absolutely wretched.

I’m picturing it appearing in in-universe bestiaries with a little caption like *specimen dyed for visibility.

Dungeon naturalists sneaking up on a cube with a bucket of green dye so they can see it well enough to study it.

Classifying your Slimes and Oozes by Gram staining them

captdedeyes:

😎🧡 Portal between posts

Blue Portal 💙

captdedeyes:

😎💙  Portal between posts

Orange Portal 🧡

the-gummy-worms-have-me:

our-queer-experience:

helen “trans people are perpetuating gender steriotypes” joyce is now upset that the scientific american is writing about how women were hunters too back in the day, not just mothers and caretakers. feminist win!

I think I found the article!


Read it if you have the time, it’s very interesting.

fire-bay:

soul bunny enjoying a choco

nickyflowers:

nickyflowers:

this website fucking sucks

am i allowed to say the CEO is a piece of shit transmisogynist or will he get scared and think that’s a death threat

behindnightmaresanddreams:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

no no no

guess since I can’t say exploding hammers without getting nuked, this is the next best thing to wish upon Photomatt. seriously fuck him

reblog to unramen matts ramen

slygirlboy:

actually fucking disgusted with the behavior of the ceo on this site. you push too many buttons and he personslly deletes your accounts. fucking baby

dreamyintersexpuppy:

sledfangs:

sledfangs:

just in case it gets deleted

she got deleted so im reblogging this again. SPREAD THIS.

how is the ceo of this site identical to a 14 year old terf that posts harry potter shit

euniexenoblade:

trans women become the victims of hate campaigns, death threats, rape threats, endless harassment and staff does literally nothing about it and if you dare to complain about it the CEO of Tumblr misgenders you and terminates your blog. Tumblr is a site of transphobia and none of us are safe here.

empress-of-dark2005:

ucantrelate:

system-reset:

soedblackchaos:

cocoamoonmalfoy:

fakecapricorn:

to all my demotivated girls

​no lie I had to get up to shake my ass this is potent

Need this to be every Monday…

is there a way to set this as the sound for our alarm?

derinthescarletpescatarian:

av0cad0-at-law:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

arsanatomica:

Sadly the video camera colors are not as nice. But I assure you he is very iridescent

Are we all just gonna roll with the description of a dead roadside snake as “free stuff”

Free bones

Honestly, fair. Snake bones rule.

sayruq:

th3-oracl3:

felixfeliccis:

My post is getting reblogged by gimmic accounts this fucking sucks

OH BOO HOO CRY M3 A RIV3R AND TH3N CRY A S3COND RIV3R IN TH3 OPPOSIT3 DIR3CTION

strangestcase:

strangestcase:

Im like the biblically accurate angel dorks on tumblr but for demons. Sorry, the scary prince of hell wouldn’t have sculpted abs, he’s an owl with tits

Red horned devils are funny once or twice but eventually you tire of them. Where are MY droves of tumblr users yelling UMMMM ACTUALLY DEMONS LOOK LIKE THIS

sayruq:

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

sleepygirlthing:

whitebelt-witch:

chubby tgirls make the world go round

airbenderedacted:

k-holed:

Hm I see. I kind of need to hold these or I’ll die.

sayruq:

sayruq:

sayruq:

delmondo:

it hit me like a ton of bricks when i found out. this ancient picture is apparently one of eric booker AKA badlandschugs. i can’t believe he’s been a part of my life all this time.

moniquill:

There’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, but the midnight train goes anywhere. Trains are clearly the superior transit method.

degenerate-perturbation:

krchov:

prohaloplayer:

(by @mhalachai)

It is a truth universally acknowledged,

neatokeanosocks:

Graphic design is my passion. I think I’ve made the best vaporwave infographic of the first Punic war ever

punkitt-is-here:

jam2go:

If Kitten Burst hits 100 positive reviews I’ll make a free DLC :3

(I’m already planning on making one anyways)

THIS IS TUMBLR USER PUNKITT SPEAKING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BRAIN. GO BUY KITTEN BURST AND REVIEW IT NOW

3liza:

beesmygod:

tbh the rat balls article confirms a lot of what i worry about these days which is that no one is actually reading anything. people are just mashing “ok” on things and don’t actually care. there’s no actual quality control because to turn things down for their quality means turning down money for a submission

a couple years ago I found a guy who had constructed an elaborate alternate universe for his fetish in which American women had the largest breasts in the world and all other women on earth desperately hated American women for their huge boobs and wore padded bras to be more like them and all men on earth agreed American women were superior and more beautiful than any others. he had written at least one “scientific” PDF with carefully constructed fake graphs and photos and 3d models “proving” that American women had the largest breasts in the world (this isn’t true IRL btw if that wasn’t clear) and then made a fake website for the fake university that published the paper with fake profiles of the fake researchers who did the fake research. he retouched historical photographs of American celebrities to make their boobs bigger, as “evidence”. there were a half dozen fraudulent websites involved and I think two or more papers. he also created fake user profiles on Reddit etc to spread around his “data”, including of course blond American milfs wearing American flag clothing, who would post about how American women have the largest breasts in the world and then link to his website and papers as “citations”.

well, in probing the socket on this one I found out his papers and websites had been cited not only by actual journalists but also other scientific papers, the authors of which apparently didn’t actually read any of them but had inadvertantly hard coded him into the scientific literature by citing their own, legitimate research with fraudulent fetish worldbuilding by an insane divorced Finnish man who was at one time the Veterinary General of Finland.

I blew this up in a huge thread on Twitter and he must have checked his referral logs (because of course he would) because he tried to send me an international cease and desist and deleted a bunch of his websites in a panic.

my team emailed some of the people who “cited” his work and didn’t hear back. so no, nobody is reading shit and no one cares about anything lmfao

mianing:

grongleboy:

i can’t put into words how i’m feeling at the moment. but more people need to talk about this.

they were beaten to death in a school bathroom.

thesevenumbrellas:

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

homunculus-argument:

I love those tumblr threads where the first person makes a vague post like “I am extremely sleep-deprived, should not be at work in this condition, and I will fuck technology itself. Behold man about to become a machine.” And then someone replies something along the lines of “me when I am a simple engineer in [country that does not exist anymore] at [extremely specifically precise date] about to have a nice day at work.”

And you gotta do some googling and find a wikipedia page about some poor fucker in like the 1800s who would not have gone down in history if it weren’t for the way he got sucked into a horrible industrial machine dick first.

bookpdf:

unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things

sayruq:

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

taptrial2:

when you like a bad show and start to think about how to improve it

sasha-psychedelia:

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rui-cifer:

euniexenoblade:

rui-cifer:

At the end of the day, we must say, simply: Death to the United States.

Death to the United States :)

I hope you all know that this isn’t like, a meme thing I’m saying or whatever but like a personal expression of frustration at like how this shitty fucking imperialist power ruined my and my family’s lives.

rococo-the-clown:

rococo-the-clown:

rococo-the-clown:

heaven011:

Can’t quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

It begins

Photo credit to the exceeding bemused sound technician we bribed with two cans of Carlsberg to permit us access to his gazebo.

liveralone17:

what the israeli army is doing is absolutely disgusting. the fact that people will turn a blind eye because it’s supposedly in ‘self defence’ is disgusting. genocide is not self defence. please try and boost as many posts about gaza that you can whether that’s by liking, commenting, reposting etc

FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

whatcha-thinkin:

Assuming you had access to perfect medical care at no additional cost, which of these would you want most?

fix my eyes

fix my heart

fix my lungs

fix my blood

fix my hormones

fix my limb(s)

fix a different organ, tags

fix my brain chemicals

get this unwanted growth off / out of me

there’s no fixing me, It Is What It Is

nothing about me needs to be fixed

See Results

Tell your stories in the tags, if you want to share!

plaidos:

i love lesbian tumblr’s totally forced obsession with butches wearing carabiners. you fucking know half the bitches posing with their carabiners on this website don’t know which end you hold a screwdriver from lol it’s just a gendered fantasy of the working class being aped by primarily white middle class people with no connection using it as an aesthetic

skeuo:

a tweet from @nescartridges on twitter: "oddly specific gripe about plushie collecting". there is an image attached to the post as follows:  on the left, there is a basic linework doodle of a small creature with round eyes at a 3/4 angle. it is captioned with "90s plush: felt. actually three-dimensional". on the right, there is the same creature, but facing forward and looking awkward. it is captioned with "2010s plush: awkwardly sewn. face is just printed on".  there is a reply to the tweet from @bolttwr as follows: "i miss when plushies had solid smooth eyes so i could beat people with them". ALT

heritageposts:

sayruq:

[SOURCE] it’s under a paywall

archived link (no paywall)

autophagay:

It’s a content warning to you. To me it’s the reason it’s on my reading list

lucy-x-5billion:

powerburial:

d0gbl0g: