We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
Question.
I’ve rebogged bread.
What?
I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.
Where, where have you been sending it?!
I love how there are more reblogs than likes
This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.
my take on shipping aromantic characters is that if you’re aro you get to do whatever you want and if you’re not you have to write me a three page essay 12 pt font times new roman double spaced explaining in detail why you believe entering a romantic relationship would be an interesting and worthwhile storyline for the character and how you believe their aromanticism would affect the way they experience said relationship
love being aromantic and hcing others as aro wile shipping them
A lot of ppl think that “love” is enough to raise a happy child and that’s not true. It also requires emotional maturity and financial stability but they don’t like hearing that because it changes their idea of a miracle that happens to them into a conscious decision that requires personal responsibility.
They think that having kids is a life phase that they’re required to go through and have no agency in but that’s not true. It’s not puberty, it’s a conscious choice that you make
One day you think: I want to die. And then you think, very quietly, actually I want a coffee. I want a nap. A sandwich. A book. And I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friends, I want to sit in the sun. I want a cleaner room, I want a better job, I want to live somewhere else, I want to live.
Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,
“Thought that was a beautiful butch lesbian but it’s just a man” did you know these things aren’t mutually exclusive
anyways shout out to butch lesbians who are also men, if you have a million fans I am one of them, if you have one fan that fan is me, if you have no fans, I am no longer alive, if the world is against butch lesbians who are also men, I am against the world
My entire twitter feed is people in Rafah saying they’re terrified, saying their good byes, and asking us to remember them in our prayers. Rafah is facing a massacre. It’s a genocide. We will not know the number of deaths until the morning.
when i was getting trained as a welder the guys started playing sneaky grabass with each other and with me. i almost hit a few people while holding dangerous tools in my hand because they wouldn’t stop grabbing me from behind, then laughing that i ‘almost’ hit them, so i finally had to go to the instructor and say, look, i’ve had years and years of self defense training due the fact i’m a very small weirdo who is in legitimate danger of getting hatecrimed and at some point one of these guys is going to goose me again and im going to bury a wrench in his eye. get them to stop grabbing me, because i don’t want to get kicked out for hitting people.
the next day i ended up punching someone in the face with a doughnut in my fist because she thought i was being a big fucking buzzkill who tattled to teacher about a harmless game, and, guess what, grabbed my butt. i got icing all over her hair. she complained to teacher…who let everyone know that this was why they weren’t supposed to be playing grabass in the fucking shop.
anyway don’t fucking sneak up on twitchy little queers with hypervigilance, it fucking sucks and you’re lucky if you get a doughnut to a face instead of a hammer.
given that this was a welding class, I was expecting this to end up so much worse
Shout out to every doctor and nurse and person who works with medical care in Gaza rn
Shout out to every press person influencer and journalist in Gaza rn
Shout out to all the survivors and all of the people who keep hoping and fighting for a better future
Shout out to everyone who talks about Palestine, ralies and every single person who will make it possible that one day a Palestine child is running in the re constructed streets of Gaza, laughing, with no fear whatsoever and only joy as sunlight shines on their people, on their culture again
tumblr’s current ceo is really setting his reputation in stone here because when this site inevitably gets sold again everyone’s just going to start saying that the new owner took over after the last one died in a hammer car explosion
“READ MY DNI” no. use your block button like an adult. i’m not scrolling through the many-paragraphs-long pinned posts of every blog i reblog something from. if you insist certain types of people aren’t welcome in the notes of your posts then it’s your responsibility to curate that. or choose a closed social media platform like facebook or instagram. or go and live in a barn away from humanity if you really don’t like sharing the world with people who are different from you
I mean I know a certain level of projection on fictional characters and situations is inevitable and even healthy, but sometimes you got to step back into the real world to remind yourself that Character X is not your shitty parent/abusive ex/asshole boss/bully from high school, and that people who like Character X are not personally victimizing you.
“When her kiss transforms the Beast, she is furious. “You should have warned me! Here I was smitten by an exceptional being, and all of a sudden, my fiance becomes an ordinary distinguished young man!””
— the 1909 play Beauty and the Beast: Fantasy in Two Acts by Fernand Noziere, the very first published version of the story where the Beauty is disappointed when the Beast transforms into a human at the end.
Your activism shouldn’t start and end at drawing your blorbos with a watermelon
Drawing your blorbos with a watermelon isn’t bad and it does spread awareness but. If drawing your blorbos with a watermelon is all you do when you could actually fucking do more then you’re not doing much. Call your fucking representatives. Go to a protest. Don’t give up on Palestine. Do not stop talking about Palestine. This is a genocide not a fucking trend
Hey can y'all reblog this version of the post instead. Here are links
I just finished reading dungeon meshi and yknow. when people talked about laois doing things like getting on the ground and barking I was like yeah “haha so true” but no he literally does that. there was no amount of irony in those statements he really said “mind if I get on all fours and start barking and snarling and growling” and he did not wait for answer
this does not even rank top 10 in the craziest things this man does
Pablo Hidalgo was having a semi-breakdown on his twt yesterday because of people using words based on things that only exist in our world (milestone, dumpster, etc) and tbh this was so real of him he might be one of my favorite Star Wars creators
So obviously we all have a million thoughts about the new episode but one that stood out a LOT to me is when Rick Prime said this:
“I miss when it was just you and me. The only two Ricks to actually invent portal travel.”
(*slight paraphrasing because I don’t have the episode in front of me rn)
We already knew that Rick Prime went around offering portal guns to various Ricks, and punishing the ones who refused to accept it. Before, i sort of assumed that there was a decent mixture of Ricks who invented portal travel themselves and Ricks who were “gifted” portal guns by other Ricks.
But now, that doesn’t seem to be the case. While I don’t think that Prime himself went around to every single Rick in the multiverse, he did seem to start the chain reaction of Ricks pulling other Ricks into the curse of inter-dimensional travel. He gives one Rick a portal gun. That Rick gives two more Ricks a portal gun. Then it spreads out exponentially from there.
Except for our Rick. C137. He never accepted a portal gun from anyone else. He built his own, all by himself, only knowing that the concept was somehow possible and having to figure out the math and science alone.
And that’s SO crazy to me. I mean, in every universe, Rick is credited as the smartest man ever usually BECAUSE of portal travel. But except for Prime and C137, all the other Ricks just….inherited it. They took the credit for what another version of themselves did, and spread it to other Ricks like a disease, but only Prime and C137 can truly say that yes, I actually invented portal travel.
Only Prime and C137 can truly call themselves the “Rickest Rick.” One says it with pride. The other says it with pain, behind the choked burn of the liquor he’s trying to drown himself in.
There’s something here about the Citadel.
It’s a community, and communities are about giving and accepting help. And every Rick in the Citadel is there because they were willing to take scifi tech from another Rick.
no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come
girl in class is talking about how ishmael’s reasons for going to sea are “not relatable” bro what could be more relatable. he’s sad and he gets on a boat about it
“I don’t have the skills to get an important job, and that seems like a hassle anyway, so I take a menial job. I get fed and housed, so what do I care?”
I think it’s important to remember that executive dysfunction doesn’t just apply to doing chores (work, cleaning, etc). It also makes it difficult to engage with your hobbies.
Some people don’t seem to understand that when I say that I don’t have the motivation to do something that I have said I want to do, it has nothing to do with not being interested enough in said thing. It is just that my brain is not allowing me to do it even though I want to.
From the book Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD:
Putting a coat on the back of a chair by the door is fine, but if you prefer, use coat hooks and a large catch-all basket for dropping keys, hats, gloves.
Small bookcase end-table next to the couch to store craft projects, books, and other things being worked on for easy access.
Add a storage unit near the dining room table to transition between eating and working there.
Daily toiletry items should be stored in a basket that you can move easily
Extra toiletries and medicine cabinet items go in open shelf/basket storage so they can be seen and used easily. If items no longer fit, purge the excess. Don’t obscure the view!
If you disrobe in the bathroom, place a tall hamper in there.
Keep a set of cleaning supplies in each bathroom
Reblog and say what project you currently have spread on your dinner table in the tags
r u fucking serious wth?! he is a petulant child fr what the fuck
“when will you be honest with your followers” dude he’s obsessed, first of all even if those are real accounts of hers (I doubt it but it’s not like I have proof, none of us can see behind the scenes how he linked it - could’ve been by ip, by e-mail etc) why does it matter? countless people have strange fucking names god forbid. If it’s by IP he’s just fucking stupid, pro tip to anyone running websites thinking IPs are a good way of going about tracking users - no, they aren’t. VPNs will change ips, proxies, different places like if you log in over cellular. When you log in over cellular you share your IP with other people. This is called CGNAT, it routes the traffic of the phones around you to that single public ip, meaning that you can have hundreds of users unfairly banned by just banning a cellular ip address. Not to mention most residential ip addresses aren’t static and are subject to change arbitrarily. Is there really definitive proof that those were Avery’s accounts or is it just proof that Avery uses the internet like the rest of us and things like our cell phones can share ips with other people. Second of all, what the fuck dude? people on tumblr put you on blast for this shit so what do you do? go instigate and antagonize on Twitter because you’re a petulant manchild? I’m pretty sure that even if you were in the right here that PR would absolutely shut that down and be like “it’s not worth it, you’re harming the company image even if you are right just leave it alone”.
I firmly believe he is going the “i’m stupid and cannot be trusted to run a website on the internet ever” route of banning by IP address correlation, I’m seeing reports of people having their spouses tumblr blog termed for no reason after theirs got termed (mainly catgirldick she said her gf was posting and then they both got banned at once which is really shady because like multiple people can be in a household you fucking twat matt). There’s a reason we don’t just Z-LINE everyfuckingbody on irc
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