February 2024

feefal:

Dotted stem bolete!! It turns blue the moment you cut into it, very cool. I imagine it’s hiding an alien alter ego inside of it.

boobachu:

soberscientistlife:

That’s sad AF.

Me, who was born in Texas:

foxeseveryhour:

Source

lampylamperson:

Bombing kids is not self defense

Bombing kids is not self defense

Bombing kids is not self defense

Bombing kids is not self defense

Bombing kids is not self defense

Bombing kids is not self defense

Bombing kids is not self defense

Bombing kids is not self defense

gerardpilled:

if we’re being silly for a second can I just say I love that Elliot Page came out while his main job is Umbrella Academy. Like oh you realized you were trans while heavily invested in art made by Gerard Way? Welcome to the club brother 🤝

rickmctumbleface:

stickmanbrandon:

myhomework-is-onfire:

newromaantics:

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

Oh man, It doesn’t end there.

This isn’t the first song NASA sent Opportunity. They had a playlist:

https://www.space.com/41434-mars-rover-opportunity-wakeup-music-playlist.html?fbclid=IwAR3uL6q4tOmLQTIEhiwYegGc99nv4N01HQKItpCLQiQYIptBOevNN6uIyT8

It’s on Spotify, it’s called “Opportunity, wake up!“

This is what’s great about NASA and it’s what’s great about people. These are world-class engineers. When they sent a rover to another planet they could have easily looked at it as just another scientific tool. But people don’t do that. We can and will get emotionally attached to the most inanimate of objects. We can and will anthropomorphize anything. And frankly Opportunity’s camera mast looks like a little face with eyes and everything, so why not?

So they started calling it her.

They nicknamed her Oppy.

They told her to take a selfie not long ago.

After 15 years of Oppy flipping the double bird to her original 90 day life expectancy, when a planet-spanning dust storm finally knocked her out and she stopped responding to the engineer’s wake-up messages, they started playing music for her.

And after 8 months and almost 1000 unanswered wake-up messages, when it was finally clear that Oppy was never going to wake up, the last thing these world-class NASA engineers did for their little rover on another planet

Was play her a love song

frnknpup:

goldenspirits:

thebeeess:

istherewifiinhell:

deadpansasser:

wizard-email:

my 3 rent paying girlfriends (yes they all pay rent)

[ID: Edit of the “centipedes? In my vagina?” Meme so it says “Monogamy? In this economy? It’s less likely than you think.” END ID]

[Image ID: Edit of the “Okay, was anybody going to tell me that a walrus can suck the skin off of a seal, or was I just supposed to read that in National Geographic myself?” meme (starring Chris Fleming) so it says “Okay, was anybody going to tell me that this meme originally says ‘Centipedes? in my Vagina?’, or was I just supposed to learn that from this image ID myself?” End ID]

ladyshinga:


obsessed w/him actually

were–ralph:

ampervadasz:

Deal

i too would trade my child for seven corn kernels

aflo:

memeartisan:

glewmie:

tigersharks:

deedis:

cat resting head on apple masterpost

love-3-crimes:

there’s an app called “No Thanks” that scans barcodes and tells you whether a company supports israel or not if anyone is interested! it should be available on most app stores!

iri-desky:

GET KOSA TRENDING.

STOP SCROLLING NOW!

AS OF FEBRUARY 21ST, 2024, WE GOT FIVE DAYS UNTIL THE DAY OF DECISION OF THE KOSA BILL, WHICH WILL CAUSE MASS CENSORSHIP ROUND THE INTERNET IF PASSED. OR DOOMSDAY. WE NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS AND CONTRIBUTE. I’M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU ALL.

WE’RE DOWN TO THE WIRE BUT WE CAN’T GIVE UP YET. IF WE GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS OVER. IF WE DON’T, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE.

I’M THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE ALARM, AND I’M NOT GOING TO CURL UP AND DIE YET.

Reblog this post in every LEGAL way you can under the Tumblr guidelines with the appropriate tags. TELL AND TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW, then add the tags to see below… and more if you can think of any complying.

Visit badinternetbills.com if you want to find a way to defeat KOSA. It WILL NOT take much of your time. Reblog with any other information or sources, too– but make sure to reblog if you can.

Reblog if you support lgbtq+ content.

Reblog if you support questioning queer youth and/or abused youth getting the information they need.

Reblog if you support Ao3 and/or other sites that wholeheartedly preserve talentedly made media.

Reblog if you’re going to repost this on other sites than Tumblr and spread the word across Twitter, Tik Tok, Pinterest, or elsewhere, alongside the link to badinternetbills.com.

Reblog if you think KOSA is unfair and shouldn’t be anyone’s problem – including the adults ALL OVER THE DAMN EARTH forced to face the mass censorship it causes because “think of the American Children!”.

Reblog if you support internet activism and Palestine.

Reblog if you hate fascism or censorship, and don’t want actually serious and helpful conversations censored on the internet.

Reblog if you value the internet in any way at all whatsoever.

CHECK THIS PETITION, TOO! https://www.change.org/p/stop-the-kosa?recruiter=1331807538&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=sms&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial&utm_term=psf&recruited_by_id=57368c40-d0fd-11ee-98f7-2175430f819f&share_bandit_exp=initial-36809664-en-US

(Also, please reblog with at least “stop kosa” as a tag and not “kosa”. I made the mistake of not adding just “kosa” as a tag…)

We won’t let this stand any longer. Let’s start a riot and get this trending.

audarcy:

the-wiccans-glossary:

eevee-art:

I take my art practice very seriously y’all

This is a form of divination, you know.

kebico:

poor reception

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis:

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis:

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis:

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis:

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis:

Its about time to move on from this Minecraft town so it’s time to say goodbye to

What’s under the train station / zombie driving school

But not just under the train station / zombie driving school. But in the basement.

But not just in the basement

But in the sub-basement

But below the sub-basement

Is the sub-sub-basement.

And under the sub-sub-basement

Is the underwater tunnel. A dangerous dark underwater tunnel that requires most of your health to get through. After the underwater tunnel you have to go through

The sub-sub-sub-basement. Which leads to

The second underwater tunnel. Which leads to

The door

But behind The Door…

Is Jeff

I’m glad people are appreciating the work it took to seal away Jeff

hasbeenhazbin:

Uh- guys? Why does Charlie think Lucifer “didn’t want to see her” after her parents split? I mean, we see very clearly how desperate he is to connect with her and how much he loves her. So what gave her the idea that he didn’t..?

I’m just not sure I trust Lilith (for multiple reasons, but this is one of them).

focsle:

focsle:

I hate when people try to be some kinda funnyman in response to powerful art. Maybe you should just earnestly feel things once in a while, babe.

Oh, and adding to this…I also hate when people try to be some kinda funnyman in response to art that was earnestly done but maybe fell short of what it was trying to do or had a certain naivety to it…maybe you should just earnestly try to make things once in a while, babe.

adamsmasher:

teabree-shark:

Sarcasm is dead

“$4 for the first month, then nearly a thousand fucking dollars a year”

sayruq:

jedi-valjean:

awed-frog:

not all heroes wear capes

I love how doesn’t even pretend to wonder if he’s the a-hole in this situation, he knows he isn’t

crowboy-bebop:

im the only one who truly understands larian’s vision for this game

mosticonicposts:

zvaigzdelasas:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

bongwatercoffee:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

kensacollection:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

toastpotent:

kensacollection:

toastpotent:

kensacollection:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

castlevaniasymphonyofthenight:

toastpotent:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

toastpotent:

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

:(

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

directly to the forehead

certified iconic post

Hi sorry, but an anon ask said matt was sexually harassing Avery on twitter like a day or 2 ago and from the screenshots ive seen it was nasty harassment but I didnt see anything sexual, did I miss some form of context or something or was it an exaggeration? I keep seeing that ask on my dash so I figured I would ask. I hope this finds you well and that you have a good day

tinystepsforward:

hello! i received another question about this earlier, which i replied to quite clearly here.

i’ll elaborate a little here, though: just like all sexual violence, sexual harassment is not always (and honestly not often) done by someone looking to get their rocks off. it is a weapon used by people who want to make someone feel violated and strip them of agency. it says “remember: you’re not in control of this situation. i can hurt you whenever i want.”

which is what’s happening here. matt posted those sideblog urls because he expected them to be sexually humiliating. he expected them to speak for themselves and allow people to judge avery as deviant and worthy of him stalking her over to twitter. he might not think that’s why he did it — men rarely do — but it’s pretty clear to those of us who’ve dealt with men like that.

dogiperson:

I just finished The Rehabilitation of Death(@bamsara cotl fanfic) and… OMG THIS IS SO COOL AAAAAH CHAPTER 15 MY FAVORITE THESE TWO IDIOTS ARE SO CUTE… You should read this if you haven’t yet

partywithponies:

thesebonesbite:

uberfluss:

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Magnus Archives fan I see

THIS IS SO FUNNY I’M SORRY

anomymous:

disenchanteds:

what vibe does prev give off

eldest sibling

middle sibling

youngest sibling

only child

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Correct

triviallytrue:

Ignoring situations involving doxxing (which are more serious but also less common and easier to protect yourself from), the main goal of sustained harassment on here is to get you to delete your blog. You can probably keep most of your friends by adding them on discord or whatever, but the underlying logic in these cases is “you are a person who exists on the same part of the internet I use, and I want that to stop.”

I reject the idea that moderation will ever be a solution to this problem, at least not without creating new, worse problems. But tumblr can and should provide users better tools for defending themselves.

Let’s talk about tumblr’s private blog feature. You can password-protect a blog, so that users have to enter the password before being able to see and interact with your posts. This is barely a step above deleting your blog.

You need to manually share this password with everyone you want to have access to the blog, which does not scale to a following in the thousands. You need to hope that no one ever leaks the password to your harassers, in which case your only recourse is to change the password and manually reshare it, again. This is a Bad System.

What does a good system look like? Consider twitter’s private account feature. All your followers are preserved, but future followers have to ask to follow your blog. If you block a follower, they can’t just create a new account and dodge the block - they’re locked out. You keep your blog, you keep your following, you keep your friends, and no one outside your bubble can touch you.

There are still downsides here compared to not being harassed at all - people who don’t already follow you can’t see your posts - but it gives you a way to turn off the harassment spigot that can be easily reversed if/when your harassers get bored.

Combine this with a feature ideally for both private and public blogs (allowing only people you follow to reblog or reply) and I think the situation on this site improves a lot.

color-palettes:

And Then We Break the Things We Make - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#2a284f #577b8b #d3bf68 #da9748 #c0502a #8f2620

color-palettes:

the dark of space that will consume the sun - Submitted by tinyheads

#FCD797 #EDAC78 #C97862 #454873 #53668A

papayajuan2019:

you guys talk about the horrors. but a lot of the time the horrors in question are just talking to people. or not being a pushover

sylviii:

“come home and see my girl cave :)” I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it’s too late. You want to fuck me so badly.

sighinastorm:

wastehound-voof-deactivated2024:

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It’s usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.


And then she walked away. “You will not fantasize about my soup” will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

rambling-remy:

papayajuan2019:

did they ever cut that guy’s life into pieces like he was requesting

I hope so. From what I heard, he didn’t have any other options

gerardpilled:

Line of rocks, made by a neighborhood child, spotted on my walk home

valtsv:

faehalfwit:

valtsv:

valtsv:

if you try to run me through with your blade i’ll just pull it in deeper until we’re face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.

and yes. i will vomit blood into your mouth <3

Pardon?

highlighted excerpt from an article by BBC News titled "Vampire bats 'French Kiss with blood' to form lasting bonds" (published 20 March 2020). the text reads: "Vampire bats establish friendships by sharing regurgitated blood with their neighbours in a "kind of horrifying French kiss", a new study says. Researchers observing the mammals said their sharing behaviours appeared to be an important aspect of their bonding."ALT

you know. bat marriage.

thememedaddy:

24hp:

essiecatter:

It’s either be yourself or pee yourself dude

it’s really not

thememedaddy:

lloras:

Re-blog if you are soft and like to be cuddled

heatandapathy:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

memoirs-of-a-trans:

How many more queer kids are gonna die before people give a shit? What are we supposed to do. Nex Benedict did fucking nothing wrong and they had their head bashed against the fucking floor. They just wanted to go home that day.

Kevin Stitt is a fucking murderer.

Chaya Raichik is a fucking murderer.

Ryan Walters is a fucking murderer.

Margaret Coates is a fucking murderer.

totallyuniquelily:

friendly-asteroid:

friendly-asteroid:

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

vehiculartheyslaughter:

marshemillow:

thememedaddy:

FUCKING THANK YOU

It’s me boy I’m the ps5. Speaking to you inside your brain. I think you deserve a partner who is more respectful about your interests.

catgirlwarrior:

theroseandthebeast:

transmascmikey:

(x)

#you’re going to let the GOVERNMENT tell you who you are???? (liminal-zone)

@chaoticcosmonaut we can’t leave this in the tags

rain-droplet:

emirkocturk:

Bazen öylece rüzgarın ahengine dalar insan. silkeleyip dururken yemyeşil çimenleri..

A momentary breeze..

girl why your grass look fake