January 2024

gettingintoknives:

voidnewtella:

finalgirldeanwinchester:

whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

mirror traps by hera lindsay bird

rainbowgaez:

rainbowgaez:

wish i could filter every video on youtube with the word iceberg in the title

no….. what ive done….???

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

girlnephew:

thatsthat24:

we have adhd 💬

sharksome-nen:

most lesbian shaped mcyt man

grian

dantdm (brother requested I include him)

joel smallbean

oli

charlie slime

mumbo

scar goodtime

other but you HAVE to tell me who

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puppygirlclick:

alder-knight:

androfembot:

androfembot:

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

help

silicacid:

Dr Jamal Naim, one of the pillars of dentistry in Gaza survived an airstrike by the #IOF while asleep at his house but his daughter and 9-mo old granddaughter did not! He holds her and says: “What did she do to get killed?” 💔

#NotATarget #MedTwitter

— Osaid - #NotATarget 🗝 🇵🇸 (@/OsaidesserMD) January 7, 2024

anadammifalastini:

The McDonald’s CEO is literally like ‘why you boycotting my business my feelings hurt 🥺🥺’

Fuck you! 😂🖕🏼 free Palestine! 🇵🇸

mothsbythelamplight:

pallidprincess:

pallidprincess:

new weed idea

Mario Party Blunt RotationMothGhost

skymantle:

you ever think about how in portal 2, and only in the single player campaign, the light bridges will start playing cara mia addio if the player lingers long enough. how the companion cube in chamber 7, when crouching, plays a remix of cara mia titled love as a construct? how the facility herself is brimming with a repressed, subconscious love she refuses to acknowledge and accept until the very end, when saying goodbye? do you ever think about it.

helloitsbees:

noroviolence:

winemom-culture:

sayruq:

You can read the rest of the thread here. Plus here’s the 84 page document submitted by South Africa

some-pers0n:

some-pers0n:

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. “Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don’t you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It’s so mid and bad you should listen to real music–” you are a pit of misery

People can’t just say “I don’t like this music” anymore they gotta call you gay and autistic for listening to a band that had one song go viral

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cluelessfanperson:

lalulutres:

Hello world! I’m 17 minutes old❤️

rynnaaurelius:

quasi-normalcy:

I love the Original Flavor Vader. Like, subsequent stuff made him ridiculous by giving him a backstory and world building and shit and I love it, but just imagine

He’s the Emperor’s goth Space Rasputin who you all have to let hang around, even though he’s really killing the vibe, has absolutely no real authority over any of you (Tarkin is the one giving the orders!), and likes to spew vague threatening mantras while you try to strategize and shit. None of you know where he comes from, Darth may or may not be his real name, and that religion he likes to lecture you about is Extremely Illegal

So one day you tell him his esoteric dying faith–that, like, two old men and a twink from Desert Bumblefuck still take seriously–is old, weird, and not as powerful as your fash wetdream planet-destroying laser–and also kinda useless, dude, it hasn’t exactly fixed that Rebel Problem you have going on

Unfortunately, he is also a seven-foot-tall laser-sword-wielding robot wizard of death, so in response to this, he gets mad and chokes you out with his mind

Your other boss (Tarkin, is Probably In Charge) treats this like it’s normal and tells both of you to play nice while you make sure your trachea is intact and The Magic Death Cyborg sulks in the corner because he wasn’t allowed to murder the non-believer

painting-red:

the-green-painter:

louferrignojrofficial:

what’s happening with santa

This post has been greened!

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ghoulishcavern:

click on post to BLOW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thestoryofaslut:

k0weaponmaster:

Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped

allieangel44:

More Ace Attorney text posts!!

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pesky-plumbers:

grawly:

pesky-plumbers:

tremendouslysizzlingsandwich:

pesky-plumbers:

unyielding–justice:

pesky-plumbers:

graffyn-guy:

pesky-plumbers:

treaclethetortoise:

pesky-plumbers:

graffyn-guy:

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?
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y in mario party

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

there was a g in this one too tho

tatrismus-t3ismus-deactivated20:

tatrismus-t3ismus-deactivated20:

if i ever have less than 200 tabs open then i’m probbably dead

hahaha

penguinorchestrastuff:

gsirvitor:

COELACANTH SATURDAY

hek-iru-art:

while tumblr doesn’t let me update my profile, here’s my d&d character (of course he’s an orca why wouldn’t he be one)

geek-ramblings:

His apps and own website dunking on him all day is hilarious lol.

nonbinary-support:

autisticdata:

okay so yaknow how the female sign (♀) is the astronomical symbol for venus and the male sign (♂) is the astronomical symbol for mars

i think we should make the astronomical sign for comets be the nonbinary sign look how cool it is

here it is in type ☄

hey i thought you folks’d think this is cool -noodle

pianotrees:

raceofhearts:

our-queer-experience:

It's so fucking funny that I managed to publish this footnote as part of a peer-reviewed article in a serious and well-respected law and medicine journal.ALT
Moreover, calling trans people depraved freaks just for being trans is really insulting to those of us trans folk who work really hard to be depraved freaks.ALT

I’ve checked out the article and there’s also this gem:

DIDN’T EVEN MENTION THIS HIDDEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITATION

izzetheking:

What the Heck is a mushroom?Well let me tell you… its like a plant… but stop right there…Its not a plant… its nota planet and not an animal.. Its something else… Something fucked up that we havnt ever seen before… You can eat it on a steak but its not an animal or a plant… So what is a mushrom? Its a fungits

radicalgraff:

“Where is my house

Where is my mother

Where is my father

Where is my sister and my brother

Where is humanity!”

Graffiti seen on the rubble in Gaza

roach-works:

worth-beyond-a-number-scale:

our-queer-experience:

tchaikovskaya:

zagweus:

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this is what being online does to your brain

this is what happens when you make suffering a cornerstone of your self-image. on the same wavelength as people who jump down the throats of depressed people giving advice to other depressed people on how not to be 100% miserable constantly because “we cant all be neurotypical KAREN”

something something if we always define transgenderism by how much we’ve suffered, the community will never be able to envision and work for a future that involves joy and acceptance.

This is why making how much oppression we experience a badge of pride and creating oppression hierarchies in our communities and progressive spaces is Not Good actually. Especially since people don’t exist as a single identity or experience. Even putting aside the fact that said theoretical trans person mentioned in the screenshot does still experience transphobia, what if that person complaining shares *gasp* more than just one identity with the trans person they’re complaining about? And what if that hypothetical trans person has suffered in ways that don’t get slapped with the forced binary of “victim or oppressor”? Is stuff like a car accident, child abuse, abandonment, loved ones dying, developing a terminal illness, etc. necessarily always tied to oppression?

People don’t just exist as the one identity or experience you can use to put yourself above them.

Identities and experiences don’t “cancel out.” Being a man doesn’t nullify your transness. Being white doesn’t cancel out your disability.

And frankly, a person’s worth should never be based on how much that person has suffered. Because not only should we not have to justify our existences that way like some fucked up “submit your suffering for peer review and approval” system, we also have inherent worth as human beings. I don’t believe that oppression hierarchies forced in progressive circles take away the fact that I and the people I meet are all human beings.

kids transitioning as soon as they need to, with loving family support, is the GOAL of queer rights and queer respect. id rather hang out with a hundred cis allies than one vicious, bitter trans guy who feels justified in punishing kids for inheriting our hard work to make the world better.

absolutedaisy:

1000falldamage:

sleepyjim:

dont forget the selfie of a woman who doesnt appear to be modestly clothed.

that’s the bot brothers’ slutty sister

paliwalls:

telkqadeya:

Semantics: Now self-defense means killing 1000’s of unarmed citizens.

دلالات: الآن الدفاع عن النفس يعني قتل آلاف المواطنين العزل.

tasty-tiktoks:

suncaptor:

Let’s go

mythosphere:

mythosphere:

“Blorbo from my shows” no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

I expected the weird answers like machiavelli and napoleon but the amount of people naming their real life university professors is unprecedented

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

“before you stop a customer from shoplifting, consider they may really need the item and can’t afford it”

iceeericeee:

Juice time! What are you getting?

Apple juice

Orange juice

Cranberry juice

Pomegranate juice

Grape juice

Bean juice

Leaf juice

No juice

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sabertoothwalrus:

gavamont:

wizard-gobling:

ratazom:

wizard-gobling:

wizard-gobling:

gavamont:

moreyradder:

moreyradder:

gavamont:

moreyradder:

gavamont:

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

Pro Tip: Avoid this in the future by inviting the king to your chambers and presenting the situation as;

Just warming him up for a surprise threesome. You looked so stressed, sire, so let us help you relax.

  1. The Duke would, at best, be the fourth
  2. The Duke’s wife is the third from time to time, and I feel like he’s not gonna be happy about that
  3. And most importantly, the Duke is a fuck boi, he’s not invited

Ah, but I said the king, my good wizard!

If you get the king in on this, the duke can do nothing without risking insulting his monarch.

This could not possibly backfire!

In fact, I’ll go perform this right now and report back my success shortly.

Dungeon

Welcome to the club

surely the duke can’t catch all of us????


Gonna try hitting up the jester when the duke goes out for another raid and report with results 👍

Dungeon.

Wow. I don’t respect anyone in this thread.

feels like somebody’s mad they didn’t get the chance to fuck the duke’s favorite jester

Make a pass at the jester and there’s always a chance

That you’ll be be doing that old “chained in the dungeon” dance

I was inspired

ash-nonbayanary:

silly-jellyghoty:

o-kurwa:

This is the kind of comedy i want to see on my dash more

Me with my siblings bcs we are all autistic

morag-stilwell:

thoughtstherapy:

14 Unspoken Social Rules

Hey this is pretty great actually please watch this

viktor-sbor:

A combination of barrier mesh animation and anamorphic projection on elegant porcelain.

andersam5:

I absolutely lose my shit laughing every time I see this

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

Testsoterone and my absolutely terrible meow.

Glad to see we all agree.

Also, bonus:

And is this German twink in the room with us right now?

Every day I get cyberbullied on this website

hjartasalt:

mirror-bug:

hjartasalt:

such-justice-wow:

dasha-aibo:

bongjoonheaux:

thankyouforthefunny:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

Worth mentioning is that I’m in Iceland and the store I work at only accepts icelandic króna so like even euros wouldn’t have worked in this case

On the one hand I refuse to defend Americans and this behavior is kind of embarrassing but on the other hand dumbasses enraging Europeans by not caring even a little bit about their funny little currencies is absolutely hilarious so I’m conflicted here

I think I’ve decided it’s time to topple the dollar as a world standard

I propose we switch to Chilean Peso

I think we should go back to harvesting seashells

I can’t do this anymore I am seriously at my limit here

Idk I’m in full support of forcing the English to accept my green construction paper

Could you do me a quick favour and point out where England is on this map?

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

I abbreviate “Beetlejuice” to “BJ” with my one friend whose special interest is Beetlejuice and it’s fine, it’s protocol, it’s a Tuesday afternoon, but I just did it with another friend via the sentence, “I don’t even like BJ that much. I just wanna see that worm,” and it was a little less than fine, I think.

A screenshot showing that three users have tagged the post "#beetlejuice" in a row. ALT

NO!!!

roycohn:

which of these commonly misspelled words is your enemy?

restaurant

liaison

consensus

perseverance

acknowledgment

apparently

maintenance

necessary

recommendation

relevant

another (put in tags)

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ayeforscotland:

Politics for the past 8 years.