January 2024

77777777awawawawawawa:

77777777awawawawawawa:

game BOY virtual BOY luigis MANsion so much disrespect for women in this sick world

my husband saw this and said “what the fuck are uou talking about” and scrolled past it without a like or reblog. i want a divorce

cheruib:

2024 is all about being cozy and saying i love you whenever it crawls to the tip of my tongue

idontmindifuforgetme:

Even in the midst of the new year’s excitement, I genuinely can’t stop being haunted by thoughts of Palestine. We have the privilege of celebrating the new year, making resolutions, looking forward to the blessings in the year ahead—but many Palestinian children didn’t get that privilege. Hundreds upon hundreds of children far younger than me have died in the past 3 months; won’t get the luxury of sharing in this flurry of excitement and joy. Many more are biding their time, not knowing when their last day is. Tonight will mark a new beginning, but I hope it also heralds a year of far more people advocating for Palestine, sharing the atrocities that have been committed in Palestine, boycotting brands supporting Palestinian genocide, and just all around finally coming to terms with the fact that Palestinian genocide SHOULD be their concern—even if they’re not being directly affected by it. More people need to be aware that educating themselves on this should not be a choice, but a responsibility and a must.

cipheramnesia:

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

genderfluid-druid:

hurr hurr I’m a human body hurr hurr I’m gonna solve all my problems using mucus

:

here’s to a liberated palestine and an end to the occupation in 2024، إن شاء الله

glowcowboy:

i’m in a good place (my room) but i’m also not in a good place (deep physical and psychological suffering)

bat-connoisseur:

bovineblogger:

trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

The magnificent african forest buffalo:

blood-heritage-posts:

pravacouture:

tzintzuntzan:

Trans activists in Mexico City, protesting violence against the LGBTQ community.

Yes at this point I’m reblogging this every time I see it.

Blood Heritage Post

valtsv:

valtsv:

diagrams illustrating four types of symmetry. the first shows "rotational symmetry", showcased by the symmetrical object being rotated 90 degrees. the second shows "reflectional symmetry", showcased by the symmetrical object being reflected opposite the original. the third shows "glide-reflectional symmetry", showcased by the symmetrical object being reflected diagonally across from the original. the fourth shows "translational symmetry", showcased by the symmetrical object being copied across diagonally from the original (without any other changes in orientation).ALT

new character dynamics just dropped

tags from human-collector0: "#ways to have sex"ALT

nevermind this post is about sex now

deaths:

remix-of-your-guts:

remix-of-your-guts:

gentles-and-ladymen:

dysphoria-things:

cerulity:

Cavetown - Boys Will Be Bugs vs. FREE.99 - TRANS RIOT MUSIC

ok this is…. mostly true but as a music nerd i feel the need to show you music that subverts this

here’s a trans male poppunk artist(going on tour soon!!!) who is very loud and screamy and very good as well

laura jane grace is a punk artist but her newer stuff has been kind of gentler, mostly just her and an acoustic guitar, less screamy and very stripped down. she’s on tour as of now!!!

Yeah fuck that this is just “the Barbie movie is for she/theys and the Lego movie is for he/theys” again. Anyways fuck that shit here’s some screaming transmascs

- Dog Park Dissidents

- gender crisis

- the Muslims

- the oozes 

- Gum Disease

And that’s just off of the top of my head. There’s so many loud scream-y trans mascs. Fuck this shit

Bonus points for she/her/hers and left at London, tgirls who make “soft” music

How about we don’t assign people traits based off their gender, regardless if it’s the new “progressive” gender roles.

not binary trans man but dazey the scouts is trans masc riot grrrl :) also polarized eyes!!! both very good bands and i can vouch for noahfinnce, the oozes, and gum disease being awesome tboy punk music.

anyways op clearly has not listened to a single trans artist except cavetown and against me! which is pretty embarrassing tbh not sure why you’d broadcast that to the whole internet…..

so yeah congrats on reinventing patriarchal stereotypes but shaking things up by being transphobic with them. 🥰✨💖

prev what did you think sweet cis teen was about lmao 💀💀 (lighthearted)

oh also SOPHIE and ethel caine for more indie and pop adjacent music by transfems!

thatonesongyouretryingtoremember:

gayshipsandanxiety:

que-mint-tea:

hjarta:

in my experience it goes something like..

tundrakatiebean:

onecooooooolcat:

kyorru:

2023 recap!

  • you were tired and sleepy
  • lethargic even
  • fucking fatigued

And you still made it! Good for you!

wertpq:

basicallymsfrizzle:

anathemaegg:

cargopantsman:

silverjirachi:

thegrimmlovely:

zeldary:

leolikesactivism:

an-actual-lion:

kokichi-o:

glitchware:

glitchware:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

for context:

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

Hope yall  like my abomination

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

The only pride flag I care about anymore

i love how tumblr users play with jpeg’s like dolls

transmechanicus:

radiofreederry:

cybersmith

knowable-entity:

I’ve never had more than 150 notes on a post so

IF THIS POST GETS 2000 NOTES BEFORE 5 JAN YALL GET TO SEE VIGI’S DESIGN

AND

IF IT GETS 7000 NOTES BY THAT TIME YALL GET TO SEE LI’S UNFINISHED DESIGN

saveugoodmadam:

If eating a pack of multicoloured sweets, (e.g. Smarties, Skittles, M&Ms) how do you eat them?

Sort into colours and eat them in rainbow order

Sort into colours and eat them in order of colour/flavour preference

Sort into colours and eat them in order of the amount of each colour

Sort into colours, eat them until they’re all the same amount then finish them

Just eat them (you scare me)

Other (put in tags)

See Results

sorry if I forgot a way of sorting them 👍

menlove:

“tumblr focuses too much on problems in leftism! what about the right? they’re worse!” sure okay but you are on tumblr dot com where I would guess a solid 90% of this website is left wing. talking about how the right sucks, which does happen, is preaching to the choir. calling out the left is a much more important thing to do when ur audience is the left. I can talk all day long about how the right sucks but it’s not actually reaching any right wingers is it? I’d rather focus on the community I’m a part of and can maybe help change 🤷‍♂️

memorycycle:

last shitmas i poop you my fart lol

johnnystompanado:

toadschooled:

A very powerful American toad creates ripples in water with his call. [Anaxyrus americanus] [x]

He is casting a spell

t-800:

fuiuuuuuuck shiit……….

love-rats:

get rid of tonal indicators. every time you tell a joke this fucker should pop up

feyosha:

erika-117:

quinn-vica:

feminists-against-feminism:

vicroc4:

mooncustafer:

programmerhumour:

SQL injection via car.

Little Bobby Tables’ got his driver’s licence.

lol

I am lost. programmer memes are next level

TLDR, the red light cameras actually read license plate numbers. So when they read the code it executed the command which dumped the entire database of saved information.

So depending on how often they back it up, thats a lot of fines the city isn’t going to be able to collect.

What a soldier. King.

[Snort]

Oh that’s hilarious

FeyOSHA APPROVED

greenteaandtattoos:

aphobes are just jealous. like, yeah, we live our lives outside the fundamental societal norm, even beyond the queer community. we’re just that rad. you wish you could be like us. go throw a tantrum about it somewhere else.

nociceptrix-deactivated20241108:

it’s beginning to suck a lot like penis

skyethequeerwolfwizard:

kyri45:

🍁🧡Halloween Pride Mothmen by Kyri45🧡🍁

Some cuties for tonight! Remember to leave candies outside your door for your local horrors as well!

@mayhem-moth

THESE ARE VERY COOL

sayruq:

queer-as-city-folk:

Best Mediocre Lower Midwestern City that everyone forgets?

Louisville

Indianapolis

Cincinnati

See Results

Yes, I know they are sisters, but I’m still pitting them against each other

thegenderal:

syntheticorange:

brucebocchi:

this feels like a fucking comedy sketch. i’m lost for words

the-haiku-bot:

kicchirikacchiri-deactivated202:

aromanticism and asexuality at an all-time high

[Image ID: Tags reading #aromantic #asexual #aroace. The tags are trending. End ID.]ALT

aromanticism

and asexuality

at an all-time high

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

sorrow-hollow:

Happy holigays and have a happy new queer

the-haiku-bot:

theblackparadeisdead:

2024 MANDATE

  • Do NOT. Do not. DO NOT buy fake leather
  • Pirate everything. Burn cds. Fight the cloud
  • PHYSICAL MEDIA
  • Tip food service workers crazy style
  • Smile at yr bus driver
  • Wear more eyeliner
  • Read superhero comic books
  • Paint more blood and gore
  • See saw xi in theaters
  • DIY OR DIE
  • Draw messy
  • LIVE MUSIC
  • remember that old panic at the disco is good truly
  • Tell people you love them
  • Stompy boots
  • My Chemical Romance
  • Assault a customer at your retail job
  • Write that weird fanfic
  • Watch every vampire movie ever made
  • Wear that crop top
  • Start a fire
  • Listen to music made by angry women
  • Remember that you are fucking alive and do whatever you want

Remember that you

are fucking alive and do

whatever you want

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

tgskirtbearer:

tgskirtbearer:

tgskirtbearer:

tgskirtbearer:

The more alcohol in me the more violently I defend LGBTs if anyone slights my homes I WILL enact dark magic

IN A SKIRT

Update, more alcohol since this post.

If I had a crowbar and JK Rowling JK Rowling would no longer exist in 30 seconds

Think like half life 1 I’d the crowbar did enough damage to one shot nihilanth

skyethequeerwolfwizard:

escuerzoresucitado:

Isn’t that funny and sad.

intersectionalpraxis:

It’s feels so insignificant to have this struggle but I’m getting my period soon and there’s no place to buy cotton/pads or the specific painkillers I get and it’s so so cold my pre cramps are already killing me. It makes me feel so helpless. [@/ Dicktator117 on X. 12/28/23.]

“Periods Don’t Stop for Conflict” I remember this headline addressing women’s health in Ukraine. Not a peep out of those same agencies about Sudanese & Palestinian women struggling in war/conflict zones.

#KeepEyesOnSudan [@/ RightUpMyAlley on X.]

I created a link for a gofundme happening right now to ensure Period Care reaches folks who need it in Sudan, and I will re-post this here for folks who can share and/or support:

This link here will lead you to this post of where you can support/send funds so that period care reaches those who need it in [Palestine] and other areas as well.

One Million Sustainable Pads Campaign [Sudan]

scribbleshark:

joeyclaire:

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

happy 1915 everyone!

musicalhell:

blackfilmmakers:

positively–speculative:

troythecatfish:

Everyone: It is going to be on us NOT to hand out money to studios who do this. This is WRONG and WE have to send a message with our wallets.

HE LITERALLY SAID TO NOT USE HIS VOICE IN PROJECTS ON HIS WILL

Robin Williams had a huge fallout with Disney when they used his Genie work in ways he’d specifically asked them not to, do not desecrate his memory like this

fairuzfan:

insert-chaotic-enby-name:

softgrlfriend:

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

musicalhell:

blackfilmmakers:

positively–speculative:

troythecatfish:

Everyone: It is going to be on us NOT to hand out money to studios who do this. This is WRONG and WE have to send a message with our wallets.

HE LITERALLY SAID TO NOT USE HIS VOICE IN PROJECTS ON HIS WILL

Robin Williams had a huge fallout with Disney when they used his Genie work in ways he’d specifically asked them not to, do not desecrate his memory like this

ghostballcheese:

We’re all just fried baby shrimp suckling down on shrimples of life..

not-a-bot-1234:

charlesoberonn:

They’re gonna cry very different tears when they find out about his opinions and fantasies.

Ain’t that the human pet guy

werewolf-usa:

agentleem:

bobbyzombiegg:

unhealthytgcfobsession-deactiva:

I hate doing these posts but if this gets 10,000 notes by February 12th (which won’t happen) I will ask for therapy AND finish every wip

please do not feel forced to add notes

@agentldiddy get the list.

X-mutuals, therapy

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ash-the-tiefling @bacony-cakes @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoritedaughter @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @username-not-registered @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @wizard-at-large @kaithe-enby404 @peanutbutter-and-jellie more to come

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

left-reminders:

excalibelle:

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

greenthena:

2023 Bucket

This is a bucket. Anything you don’t want to take with you into 2024, feel free to drop it in the bucket. I will be burning the contents (with Hellfire) at exactly 11:59pm on New Year’s Eve.

You don’t have to type anything, at all. Just reblog the bucket and your intentions will be known by the universe. Or the bucket. Or whatever you like.

humanoidchaos:

bakersfield-row:

somelosergaming:

hoodie-sys:

cooking-with-nitroglycerin:

browzerhistory:

comrade-slugcat:

thesnivy123:

trans-phone-eater:

aceofsharks:

twordishdragon:

goalless-green:

smoresbythefyresyde:

thepontiffssnickerdoodles:

daringthefangirl:

wheatleylabs010:

roarrzilla:

‘You are trying to slap some sense into your ex-boyfriend, while he does not let you sleep.’

Purple man steals pink princess to take over the world

random guy in the middle of fucking nowhere decides to square up and go to hell then kill a dragon

Mentally unstable engineer fights space zombies while harassed by his dead girlfriend

Moth.

18 mercenaries fight over gravel

Girl climbs mountain with a side of anxiety

Average day in Utah

A rat drowns in acid.

Child Labor Law Violation: The Game

Some girl gets her face removed (very sad). Or alternatively wandering lost in the woods simulator

squares forever. awesome time

Escaping samsara but you’re just a silly little guy.

hoarding simulator in the nature reserves that want you dead

Imagine if squids were sentient and LARPed ww2 with their free time

The children yearn for the pit

I don’t care about your moral dilemma, that hourglass is a collector’s edition and I need it