The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.
Listen man, you guys can’t be like “you guys need to be normal about asexuality” and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn’t have sex by choice. Like that’s weird that some of you do that.
Genuinely some of you sound 3 seconds away from using the word Virgin as an insult unironically
i’m tired of seeing memes for shit i’ve never fucking heard of so here’s some memes for a piece of media that doesn’t fucking exist. fuck you.
i was getting real sick of this post and seeing everybody reblog it and thinking “what the god damn is with these memes from shit ive never heard of that everybody suddenly knows that i dont” and then i finally read the comment
Why do so many people make tiktoks while they’re clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you’re gonna kill someone.
I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people’s bad habits while driving and they weren’t bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.
“Haha I never use my turn signals” you are going to kill someone.
“I don’t do full stops at stop signs lol” you are going to kill someone.
“Sometimes I text while I’m driving 🤭” YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.
JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. — A Missouri judge on Wednesday temporarily halted a first-of-its-kind rule restricting access to gender-affirming health care for transgender kids and adults, just hours before it was set to take effect.
St. Louis County Circuit Judge Ellen Ribaudo put Republican Attorney General Andrew Bailey’s emergency rule on transgender health care on hold until at least Monday.
It’s very temporary but right now every inch of ground matters
On Tuesday morning, Donald Trump released an anti-transgender tirade of a speech on his social media website Truth Social, outlining a genocidal plan against all transgender existence in the United States. Everyone on the right from mainstream Republicans to hardcore neo-Nazis are celebrating the video while Democrats and legacy news media outlets have so far largely ignored it. “So this is what we are up against,” tweeted legislative researcher and pro-transgender activist Erin Reed. She continues, “a national transgender ban in 2024. This is what they are planning. DeSantis is practicing this through executive actions in Florida. Trump is openly saying he will do the same.” This is unambiguously genocidal territory. Holocaust museums have warned that this rising anti-LGBTQ+ rhetoric mirrors the hate that led up to the rise of Nazi Germany.
Here are the proposals outlined in Trump’s genocidal three and a half minute rant:
Pass a bill that falsely claims there are only two genders, male and female
Reverse legislation for life-saving gender affirming healthcare
Ban all education of transgender and non-binary issues in schools nationwide
Ban transitioning for youth nationwide
Sign an executive order to end programs for gender transitioning for all ages nationwide
Criminalize and hunt doctors and educators who try to save transgender and non-binary lives
When I say nonbinary people can look like anything I am aggressively including nonbinary people who have beards, body hair, and who are assumed to be cis guys, firstly because that’s also me and secondly because we’re always overlooked or subjected to cringe culture. Nonbinary doesn’t just mean skinny, pale and absent of gender signifiers.
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i’m smoking that bottom shelf storm drain scranton dirt. i’m boiling adderall in a crock pot blowing non newtonian bubbles. weed man rolled up in a white polo shirt, tried to sell me a fifth of givanium, i told him i don’t fuck with that shit, cause i don’t fuck with that shit. i’m sick in the head, if i wanted a real bad trip i’d go sober. this shit aint nothing to me, i’m in the pussy like genghis khan. i don’t even need all this money, they let me take shit for free cause they know i’m him.
i’m smoking straight ass, downright despicable nefarious devil-on-the-shoulder type shit. this shit is actually awful, i’ll fucking kill you. if you invite me to your function and there aren’t any fat ugly bitches i’m nailing you to the wall like the son of god. after three days the only thing rising again is my pants after enough viagra to knock out an elephant. opps asked for a charitable donation, beat their skull in with a suitcase full of more stacks than you’ve ever seen. dropped that shit right then and there cuz i needed both hands to light the nastiest, headiest, seediest blunt on god’s green earth. this shit ain’t nothin to me man
tsa asked me if i had anything to declare, i told them the green xanax makes me act gay and walked past with a third world gdp in rare watches and glickies in my carry-on. i’m moving abnormal. they took my stash of runts, so i rolled ‘em in their bedsheets and smoked 'em while they were sleeping. pope john paul thought he could flip ice on my turf and look what happened to him. i’m smoking that rinky-dink back alley bubble butt blowout green. i’m smoking on the shit that makes jordan peterson tweet like rupi kaur writes. go to “him” in the dictionary and you will find my graven image.
tumblr is such a beautiful place because I’ll make a completely neutral shitpost about Victor Frankenstein and soon enough you’ll get people shitting on her. did she like kill your dog or something
My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought
My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die
Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.
seeing whole edits of the “Waiter, waiter! More X please!!” meme feels so weird since the original is “toddlers” like the reason a pitbull with a bib is there is because allegedly pitbulls will go after little kids and bite them to death
hi heres an article to read about that entire mess. people say that pitbulls are child-killers, but dont understand that what they actually call pitbulls are actually a number of dog breeds under an umbrella term. when people say they were nanny dogs, they are also spreading just as much misinformation despite their good intentions
by using my art or writing in your data sets, you agree to pay me 75% of your company’s net worth. This contract is fair and reasonable, and can only be negated by selling me your CEO’s soul.
You misunderstand.
I am relying on the fact they have no souls to force the companies to give me money
What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?
That you cannot fax money to someone.
Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…
I have received a fax in an envelope.
like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.
When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.
My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.
That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.
I like that this just turned into stories about faxing
BUDDY you’re a BOY you’re a BIG BIG BOY you’re a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee
BUDDY you’re a BOY you’re a BIG BIG BOY you’re a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee
about to go slay the minotaur of cretes haha lol catch me celebrating like crazy on the ship after this
it’s so dark in here
this sucks. i can hear things dripping from the ceiling to the floor. all i have is uhhh a torch a sword and some thread. dude the thread isn’t even mine i have to give it back after this. someone remind me to give the thread back lol
wait there’s something on the floor over there lol. I’ll go check it out be right back
i feel sick
listen i knew. i knew, okay? people died here i knew that but gods. some of the bones even have coins for charon near them. what kind of monster is this
that noise was NOT water.
horns. it has horns. it has a cow’s hide on its chest and pale skin on its legs and two feet but it doesn’t trot and it doesn’t walk. it mouths things silently like it’s going to talk but all that comes out is a roar. it doesn’t sound like a man it sounds like. like. it hasn’t seen me yet. it’s eating. what is it eating??????
there’s no way i can fight this. i didn’t even bring a coin for myself. oh gods. oh gods I’m a coward. I’m a coward
no fuck wait I’m not a coward. none of you would do this okay listen none of you have even seen a minotaur before. I’ll tell you what it’s fucking like. that thing is taller than me a OH FUCK
I GOT IT i got it i slashed it on the leg and ran away again i got it. i got it oh my gods. I’m out of breath. oh gods
i have to kill it. i have to kill it don’t i. even if i manage to find the thread and go all the way back to the entrance they’re just going to send me back in. or send someone else in and i don’t want it to be someone else. i have to get out of here. have to finish the job
is that. is that crying
who’s crying? that’s definitely not a roaring sound it’s like. it’s more like howling? but it sounds like someone else. what the fuck is happening I’m going to go look
oh
his eyes are like mine. i looked out from behind the wall and the minotaur was just kneeling there holding his leg. i looked at the minotaur and he was crying and his eyes were like mine and they were brown. and they were scared.
i can’t do this.
i can’t. do it. i said i was going to but i don’t think I’m strong enough for this. but i have to. fuck
would it be a mercy? has he seen the sun since he was born? has he felt the breeze? has he talked to anyone? held anyone’s hand? how can he even cry with the head of a bull?
well. i guess the question is. why shouldn’t he cry
when the minotaur gets up he’s probably going to want to kill me and i don’t blame him. i need to get out of here before then. i
where’s the thread.
there’s no other exit. they won’t let me out of here unless someone is dead. oh gods.
what was her name? ariadne. ariadne gave me that thread. so i have to give it back to her. i have to make it out alive. please
please.
fuck this.
i need to get out of here. i have to. i have to get out of here. please please nobody can hear me except for the minotaur and i don’t want to die but he doesn’t want to die either i need to get out of here. i have to do this please oh gods. please forgive me I’m so sorry. i have to do this i don’t want to die I’m sorry i have to get out of here and if i do this PLEASE I HAVE TO
I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. i. the ground here is too cold. too solid. i can’t bury you. i don’t even have any coins. i can’t put you in an urn. i can’t carry you out. I’m sorry.
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