January 2024

marnanel:

prokopetz:

Standard fantasy RPG pantheon, except:

  1. each god is also the patron of one of the setting’s local city-states, and each city-state espouses their own version of the pantheon’s org chart that positions their patron as King or Queen of the Gods. The gods themselves decline to weigh in on who’s correct.
  2. the god of war died in a bizarre trebuchet accident several decades previously; a coalition of other gods have been playing Weekend at Bernie’s with their priesthood ever since, doing their best to answer their prayers with variable plausibility and success.
  3. there are two separate gods of knowledge with two separate, non-overlapping cults. Each god’s cult is apparently unaware of the other’s existence. There’s nothing obviously supernatural about this separation; they just never seem to bump into each other.
  4. the supreme god of the Nice Pantheon of Goodness and Light and the supreme god of the Icky Pantheon of Evil and Darkness are clearly the same guy wearing two different hats. Most NPCs react to having this pointed out as though it’s obviously absurd.
  5. the obligatory Squiddy Alien Gods From Beyond The Stars are treated as just another branch of the pantheon alongside the usual faux-Greek deities. Nobody thinks it’s at all odd that the god of thunder’s sworn blood-sibling is a shapeless cloud of blazing eyes.

I feel #2 has serious potential.

serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

penis dashboard

ralfmaximus:

plurdledgabbleblotchits:

On Monday, new FCC commissioner Anna Gomez was sworn in. This gave Democratic appointees a 3-2 majority. It took Commission Chair Jessica Rosenworcel exactly one day to reverse a key ruling made by the FCC when Donald Trump’s appointees held the majority. Rosenworcel reinstated net neutrality, something that was abolished during the Trump administration. The basic idea is that all Internet traffic is equal and no Internet traffic is more equal.

Fuckin-A.

Tell me again that both sides are the same.

animentality:

t4tails:

when youre in a whitewashing competition and your opponent is dc comics

sweeter-pan-deactivated20240304:

evilwizard:

swellisti713-blog:

evilwizard:

geocaprican:

thegaymertrainer:

Omg Suzy you’re so crazy

why didn’t she warn us about covid

she said this happened in 2021

why didn’t she warn us about the solar catastrophe of 2024

what

spookylucio:

tspigot:

vinny_dies.mp4

theres the alola persi[kookaburra war cry] right? haha i seen this [inhale] hahahas [inhale] [coughing and then death]

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

the-worm-man:

daco-broman:

thatsbelievable:

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

aia-prima-raufton:

redsixwing:

pubby-pupperoni:

Heads up to not use Duolingo or to cease using it

In December 2023 they laid off a huge percentage of their translation teams, replacing them with ai and having the remaining members review the ai translations to make sure the translations are “acceptable” (Note how they use the world acceptable and not accurate)

Link to the tweet that informed me of this:

https://x.com/rahll/status/1744234385891594380?s=46&t=a5vK0RLlkgqk-CTqc0Gvvw

If you’re a current user prepare for an uptick in translations errors as I’ve already seen people in the comments say they’ve noticed

Duolingo has been shifting toward AI since last September according to their blog.

https://blog.duolingo.com/how-duolingo-experts-work-with-ai/

The rate of mispronounced words (mostly on/kun substitutions in Japanese) has gone dramatically up in my lessons, and I’m willing to bet this is why.

Last year, The New Yorker published an interview of Luis von Ahn, founder of Duolingo. Guys, this is nothing new: He is completely okay with replacing actual teachers with AI. As an educator myself, I found the interview incredibly infuriating. These were some of his responses:

Some teachers are good, but the vast majority are not all that great. [Humans]…are just hard to deal with. You need a lot of human tutors, and they’re kind of hard to use, and we can’t get them for free. And I really want people to be able to learn for free.

Honestly, what the fuck was that? Human tutors are “hard to use”? What is it with the mega wealthy tech bros seeing ordinary humans as a commodity? And him trying to pretend that he cares about education by stating that he wants people to be “able to learn for free”? Boy hasn’t heard of a library in his life? I’m surprised that he had the audacity (or delusion?) to even say that on a big publication.

There’s more, btw.

I’m like, O.K., well, a small number of people are out of a job, but suddenly we can teach everybody better. It’s not like I feel great about this, but I think it’s better to be able to teach all of humanity cheaply, right?

Teachers make only a fraction of what he earns, and he is so eager to rob us of our livelihood in the false name of pushing humanity forward with “free” education. He’s only fooling himself.

I used to love Duolingo. I have had my account for nearly seven years now, but it has continually downgraded ever since, with its latest UI being so anti-neurodivergent. I quit after reaching an achievement, and I won’t be coming back. I’m going to miss it, though.

Anyway, if y'all have any good recos for language learning apps that don’t require paid subscriptions in order to continue learning, please share!

tamarrud:

God, the way paramedics in Gaza pull children out from under the rubble while people around them are repeatedly asking “is he alive? Is he alive?” but seconds later we hear a faint “no” followed by “okay keep going” because there’s a new body coming… we simply cannot get used to this despite how many times we come across the same exact scene. Our humanity will always get in the way of Israel’s relentless attempts to desensitise us.

a-teacup-of-golden-cracks:

a-teacup-of-golden-cracks:

a-teacup-of-golden-cracks:

Bless be upon ye, happy transgirl face

Woe be upon ye, tboy depression

Bless be upon ye, butch tgirl midriff

I’m so fucking abnormal about this btw omg

calellon:

so for our first date i was thinking that maybe i could eat your heart like a pomegranate in front of you?

cathartidae:

cathartidae:

You can Bite your Friends.

reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

brendanicus:

“Communism is bad because communists put my family in jail for committing premeditated first degree murder in public”

everythingfox:

Golden oreo

animentality:

cheeselegstheblog:

kaijuno:

patrik-star:

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the

fattiger:

Eating some chicken. Typical Fat Tiger.

tigerator:

fattiger:

Eating some chicken. Typical Fat Tiger.

fat tiger dot tumblr dot com still only has this post on it & i fucking hope it never gets deleted

ovenroastedtwerkey:

iamnmbr3:

in-libris-liberta-s:

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great. 

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

terri-theslime13:

pukicho:

You have so many hours in a day, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all of these hours?

Post shit on Tumblr, I’d assume

shaponess:

maliketh:

maliketh:

my ability to find any image in a matter of minutes based on vague descriptions + when that fails i have my vast network of undercover agents around the globe to fill in my blind spots

Child’s play

a-sentient-cup:

everythingfox:

Toasty loaves

@official-megumin

dyscomancer:

dadpilled:

dadpilled:

Think this often about my boy

Well if you are going to interact with my post look at my boy he’s everything to me

girlstressed:

me when i reblog something from a mutual: oh hehe this is cool

me when a mutual reblogs something from me: mutual has invested in me…they find me clever and funny even…they have graced their blog with my presence and i must repay the gesture with kindness…mutual i will never forget this

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

me holding theater snacks at my local cinema, also I have a handful of spaghetti in plastic wrap with me. I appear smugALT

snuck some sketti into the cinema 🍝

#the smirk and the glasses and the hair are giving bernard from megamind

#(compliment)ALT
fucking Bernard from fucking MegamindALT

you CANNOT fucking do this to me

kiwimuichiro:

“Aros aren’t queer-” GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE

hotvampireadjacent:

yb-cringe:

sparrowsocks:

yb-cringe:

happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other

Have a day

have a day yeah

charlottan:

deeperspacenine:

Image ID: a picture of a desert captioned ‘this is not a wasteland’ and a picture of an empty parking lot, captioned ‘this is’. End ID

beelko:

tamamita:

katelyn-danger:

katelyn-danger:

It is morally correct to be horny on main.

If we really want to fight against this puritanical culture that seems to be hell-bent on running sex workers off the internet and banning pornography wherever they can find it, you have a moral duty to post hole on main. Doesn’t have to be your own hole but you got to post it.

New copypasta just dropped

Same guy

Reblog hole to destroy bloodlines and oppress Christians

adhdoofenshmirtz:

orangesideirrational:

adhdoofenshmirtz:

thecraftgremlin:

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

This spatula

Idk why

boreal-sea:

tshmarie:

boreal-sea:

I really think everyone needs to truly internalize this:

Fictional characters are objects.

They are not people. You cannot “objectify” them, because they have no personhood to be deprived of. They have no humanity to be erased. You cannot “disrespect” them, because they are not real.

An equal and opposite truth:

The actors, directors, writers, etc that create this characters are people.

They are real. They exist independent of the characters and your opinions. You have no right to them, their opinions, or their relationships. They have no responsibility to you. You cannot force them to follow your fantasy.

THIS is a good addition.

jeeyonshim:

kropotkindersurprise:

July 27, 2023 - A tripwire takes out a full squad of riot police who were on their way to evict a squat in Brest, France. [video]

This is art, to me

datasoong47:

winsaykophum:

noctumsolis:

winsaykophum:

winsaykophum:

noctumsolis:

winsaykophum:

What the fuck?

I saw this in the news today. Political side of tumblr does this mean this will invoke a global war?

Certainly not. You see, the great powers of Europe have entered into a series of mutual defense agreements which, should war break out between any two European nations, would require the whole continent to take up arms against each other. No civilised nation would do any such thing, the loss of life incurred would be too great.

Thank you for your political insight mr tumblrman

@noctumsolis what the fuck you lied :(

Oh, heavens no, this can’t be right! The plan for lasting peace was flawless. But even if war has broken out I’m sure it will be over shortly. Modern weaponry makes a protracted campaign infeasible as the common soldier may simply advance under cover of heavy fire and rapidly overwhelm the enemy.

It will be all over by Christmas, surely!

Such a swift war will surely have no long-lasting negative consequences and the patriotic spirit raised by the war will surely stabilize empires such as Russia and Austria and the Ottomans!

fairuzfan:

experiment14-12:

rain-droplet:

cricketcat9:

curiouslyhigh:

podcastgalore:

art-adventures-with-sil:

nothappy-nonbinary-forpositivity:

desbreaux:

ithelpstodream:

glossymoss:

Omg rly ??

yes! really!

translifeline.org

US: (877) 565-8860

CANADA: (877) 330-6366

Pacific time: 8am to 2am

Mountain time: 9am to 3am

Central time: 10am to 4am

Eastern time: 11am to 5am

Alaska time: 7am to 1am

Hawaii time: 6am to 12am

Okay so I just got off the phone with them. I talked to a trans girl named Aurora & she was super helpful! She gave me a few doctors to talk to & encouraged me to seek therapy instead of just rushing to get my pills. She literally found a trans friendly therapist in my town & I would definitely recommend giving them a call!

GUYS COME SEE THIS!!!!!! I didn’t know about this, come look!!!!!!

it literally would not be right to ever not reblog this

For any trans followers I have. Stay safe and know you are loved

This is the actual weirdest meme to get great information from.

If anyone needs it 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼

wait… they’d help you pay for stuff, not just be a place to vent ?? o-0

Finally.

transsexual-experiences:

transsexual-experiences:

yeah this is the transgender webed site but are you normal about people who’ve gotten sex reassignment surgeries?

yeah this is the transgender webed site but do you care about trans people even when you don’t find us sexy?

lowpolyanimals:

Pigeon from Splatoon 2

eruvadhril:

Tweet by John Rogers: “I’m an infamously even-tempered man, but if you take Terry Pratchett’s name in vain for some small-minded bigoted fuckwittery I will push you down a set of fucking stairs and laugh at the bounce.”

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

polymascotfoamalate:

polymascotfoamalate:

polymascotfoamalate:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

garaks-padded-bra:

Startin 2024 off right

la7ma-mafrooma:

The fact that we, Arabic-speaking average people(aka non-journalists), have to keep up with translating Palestinian posts from Arabic to English to avoid having Western Media/Pro-Zionists mistranslate on purpose, says enough about how we all lost trust in the media. From the “there’s a list” guy who was standing in front of a calendar and condemning the days of the week, to the BBC’s mistranslation of a freed Palestinian hostage’s interview. I will try my best to keep translating whatever I can find, and I encourage my fellow bilingual/multilingual Arabs to do the same. It’s already sad enough that Palestinian journalists and even children have to use English in videos instead of their native tongue in order to get the world leaders’ attention.

Please keep speaking about Palestine.

nateconnolly:

Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because – and this is a direct quote – he was concerned that otherwise he might “become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify”. I have thought about this every single time that I’ve worked out since.

blessyourheartlittleone:

virginia woolf’s 1931 new years resolutions : “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones.”

foone:

nomnivore1:

foone:

mcgravin:

foone:

The worst part about vertically symmetric flags (like the trans pride flag) is that you can’t fly them upside down to indicate distress

Flying the trans pride flag inverted to indicate distress:

a screenshot of an image editing software (photopea.com), with the trans pride flag open; the colors on the flag have been inverted (orange, green, black, green, orange), and the command menu is open to "image > adjustments > invert"ALT

Common mistake, that’s actually the Evil Trans Flag. For when you’re trans and evil.

Can you fly it in 4:3 to indicate a state of war?

Evil trans people are always in a state of war.