January 2024

jeannetterankin:

nationwidedornermoment:

nationwidedornermoment:

buddhawithoutorgans:

nationwidedornermoment:

Hello?

Her nips were frightened away

it’s not that PKD was sexless or a virgin or whatever it’s that he was simply the most divorced man of all time

Furthermore we have to recall that on top of being the most divorced man to ever live he was writing all this absolutely thwacked on speed

oh okay, yeah

dykeguro:

Rain world wiki is so fucking funny.

“Source?”

“Yeah man. Here”

supreme-leader-stoat:

whalesharkpasta:

I just saw a man sitting on the foot path with 4 perfect even spaced pigeons all sitting in the same pose like they were together like this

Just a bunch of useful websites

lifehacksthatwork:

12ft – Hate paywalls? Try this site out.

My Fridge Food – No idea what to make? Tell this site what ingredients you have on hand and it will give you recipes to cook.

Project Gutenberg – Always ends up on these type of lists and for very good reason. All works that are copyright free in one place.

Ninite – New PC? Install all of your programs in one go with no bloat or unnecessary crap.

Unchecky – Tired of software trying to install additional unwanted programs? This will stop it completely by unchecking the necessary boxes when you install.

Sci-Hub – Research papers galore! Check here before shelling out money. And if it’s not here, try the next link in our list.

LibGen – Lots of free PDFs relate primarily to the sciences.

Zotero – A free and easy to use program to collect, organize, cite and share research.

Car Complaints – Buying a used car? Check out what other owners of the same model have to say about it first.

CamelCamelCamel – Check the historical prices of items on Amazon and set alerts for when prices drop.

Have I Been Pawned – Still the king when it comes to checking if your online accounts have been released in a data breach. Also able to sign up for email alerts if you’ve ever a victim of a breach.

Radio Garden – Think Google Earth but wherever you zoom, you get the radio station of that place.

Just The Recipe – Paste in the url and get just the recipe as a result. No life story or adverts.

Tineye – An Amazing reverse image search tool.

My 90s TV – Simulates 90’s TV using YouTube videos. Also has My80sTV, My70sTV, My60sTV and for the younger ones out there, My00sTV. Lose yourself in nostalgia.

Foto Forensics – Free image analysis tools.

Old Games Download – A repository of games from the 90’s and early 2000’s. Get your fix of nostalgia here.

Online OCR – Convert pictures of text into actual text and output it in the format you need.

Remove Background – An amazingly quick and accurate way to remove backgrounds from your pictures.

Twoseven – Allows you to sync videos from providers such as Netflix, Youtube, Disney+ etc and watch them with your friends. Ad free and also has the ability to do real time video and text chat.

Terms of Service, Didn’t Read – Get a quick summary of Terms of service plus a privacy rating.

Coolors – Struggling to get a good combination of colors? This site will generate color palettes for you.

This To That – Need to glue two things together? This’ll help.

Photopea – A free online alternative to Adobe Photoshop. Does everything in your browser.

BitWarden – Free open source password manager.

Atlas Obscura – Travelling to a new place? Find out the hidden treasures you should go to with Atlas Obscura.

ID Ransomware – Ever get ransomware on your computer? Use this to see if the virus infecting your pc has been cracked yet or not. Potentially saving you money. You can also sign up for email notifications if your particular problem hasn’t been cracked yet.

Way Back Machine – The Internet Archive is a non-profit library of millions of free books, movies, software, music, websites and loads more.

Rome2Rio – Directions from anywhere to anywhere by bus, train, plane, car and ferry.

Splitter – Seperate different audio tracks audio. Allowing you to split out music from the words for example.

myNoise – Gives you beautiful noises to match your mood. Increase your productivity, calm down and need help sleeping? All here for you.

DeepL – Best language translation tool on the web.

Forvo – Alternatively, if you need to hear a local speaking a word, this is the site for you.

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mortimermcmirestinks:

serialexperimentsdilbert-deacti:

dr who is so crazy imagine your species goes extinct except for two theater kids who call themselves The Orthodontist and the Administrator and they just go around causing problems and destroying your entire culture’s reputation

did you hear about the ancient race of enchanted elves? they fell into the darkness of their own hubris. anyway that over there is the two survivors, Wiz and da Boss, who are only taking breaks from kicking each other in the nuts to make out

sufficientlylargen:

loryer496:

crystalshard:

sith-shenanigans:

mariacallous:

trans-girl-nausicaa:

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

#these are both excellent rules to live by#like#just in general

#occams cave: the quickest way out of an enclosed space is the same direction you came in. #platos razor: if you have been shaving your legs your whole life you have never known the real world (hairy legs)ALT

Murphy’s Theorem: Anything that can become a triangle, will become a triangle.

Pythagoras’s Law: Any attempt to calculate geometry will go wrong.

@sufficientlylargen

Schrœdinkov’s Catgun: If you see a cat with a gun, there’s no way to know if it will be relevant later except to wait and observe.

Placcam’s Razorcave: The simplest explanation for anything is that you have no understanding of the real world.

Murphagoryan Lawrem: The square of the consequences of any two things that can go wrong will equal the sum of the squared consequences of the individual things.

Okkov’s Gunblade: If you see someone with a bayonet, the simplest explanation is that they will stab you in the future.

Schrœdingorean Catrollary: If you put a cat in a triangular box, the hypotenuse face of the box could be both intact and destroyed until you actually look at what the cat’s been up to.

Plurphy’s Cave Law: If you don’t understand the real world, things will go wrong.

Pychœccovamatophy’s theory of cat-shaving cave gun regulations: If you see a cat with a gun in one hand and a blade in the other emerging from a cave on a right-angled path, the simplest solution is to flee along the hypotenuse, but you won’t know until later whether anything will go wrong because you really don’t understand the real world.

ceasarslegion:

You want more minority representation in media but if they have flaws its problematic and if theyre perfect theyre a patronizing mary sue. If they crack under the pressure of the conflict the author thinks that minority is weak and if they overcome the adversity they must be a neoliberal bootlicker who thinks real world bigotry is a matter of personal attitude. You want minority characters but if theyre a villain its violently problematic and if theyre the protagonist then we circle back to the very first sentence. If theyre a side character theyre being sidelined and the author is once again bigoted, and don’t you know that every single minority character death is unilaterally bigoted, without exception? You want more minority characters but if their identity is a big part of their personality or struggles then they’re problematic and if their identity has nothing to do with their personality or struggles then the author is tokenizing that identity for clout. You want more minority characters but every time theres a minority character who doesnt have every single experience that you have then you tell the author to kill themselves on twitter. You wonder why not even minority authors will write minority characters.

I would ask you to read Catch-22, but you’d just call the military base problematic.

anxietyproblem:

thebaconsandwichofregret:

chxrchgay:

in hysterics

Is there any more authentic bisexual experience than thinking that your personal experience of being Bi doesn’t count so you have to consult a more authentic Bi person?

nightfallsystem-moved:

reblog to explode people who talk during movies at the cinemas

freefreeepalestine-deactivated2:

Mapping Apartheid

The yellow roads are Israeli-only. The red roads are restricted access, Palestinians can travel on them but must go through dangerous and time consuming checkpoints where they can be shot or held indefinitely, the white roads Palestinians can freely travel on.

coffeegirlfriend:

zvaigzdelasas:

an article from the economist titled "What a third world war would mean for investors"ALT

Priorities

Boring dystopia vibes

kalichnikov:

afloweroutofstone:

I’m the “voting is good” guy but I intend to direct basically all of my you-should-vote energy next year towards the reelection of the 18 progressives who’ve stuck their necks out to call for an Israeli-Palestinian ceasefire. They’ve dedicated themselves to a basic standard of human decency, and for it they will be punished with an immense tidal wave of financial and political resources seeking to get them kicked out of office, to say nothing of the threats against their lives. Biden’s on his own.

None of them are from my state, unfortunately but predictably. But OP is right: if you live in one of these states, and in the right district, you’re in a position to cast a vote that could actually matter.

songue85:

hesbythecampfire:

fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122:

website

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

Sounds legit

aleynaleia:

Free Palestine till its backwards 🇵🇸

yokowan:

despazito:

Telling young zoomers to “just switch to linux” is nuts some of these ipad kids have never even heard of a cmd.exe or BIOS you’re throwing them to the wolves

i taught programming to middle school kids last summer and I don’t think you understand how bad it’s getting.

a lot of these kids don’t know what a “folder” is. some of them don’t even know how to right click. I asked my class to put a folder on their desktop and half of the students did not know how. these are like, 11-13 year olds who’s parents thought they were tech literate enough to sign them up for a programming class. most of them did not know how to add a bookmark on their browser. most of them could not touch type.

basic computer literacy is evaporating because everyone does everything on their phone now, but schools are getting rid of any computer classes because “all the kids are using computers all the time anyways!”

I hope they’ll learn more as they get older but many of them wont. the divide between “basic user” and “advanced user” is quickly shifting towards knowing the most simple functions of a computer, and the more people who don’t know how to correctly use their devices the easier it is to sell them shit they don’t need.

yeehawpim:

Black and white comic with simple digital drawings.
Text: I'm sorry they built me to break
Panel 1: Nondescript person with minimal features holds open the top of a printer and curses in symbols. They hold a piece of paper in their other hand. The printer has a small circular mark in the front where a logo would be.
Text: that my bones are mismatched and misshapen
Panel 2: Close-up of two screws screwed in next to each other in slightly different sizes.
Panel 3: A circular sticker of the end of a USB chord with the text "USB" under it. A line crosses over it diagonally symbolizing no USB compatability.
Panel 4: Wide shot of the printer sitting on a lower cabinet in the center, a computer desk with keyboard, mouse, and a discarded screwdriver on the left, and the person leaving through a door with a frown. Steam comes off their head in frustration.ALT
Panel 1: The printer sitting by itself on a surface.
Text over the printer reads, "I was meant to be replaced, not grow old"
Page background fades to black near the bottom right. Multiple simplified shapes of the same model of printer drift into the right corner as well, growing in number as they go. A few ink cartridges can be seen as well. Each item has a money symbol on them. On the printers it is in the place of the small circular mark for a logo.ALT
Panel 1: A hand throws down a plastic package with a different screwdriver inside. There are small action lines to indicate motion.
Panel 2: The person sitting on a wheelie chair in front of the computer with their right hand on the mouse. A video is playing labeled "TUTORIAL"
Text: The burden of labour to fix me shouldn't have fallen on you
Panel 3: Person with their tongue sticking out in concentration as they stick the screwdriver in the back of the printer and hold the printer steady with their other hand.
Panel 4: Close-up of a hand peeling off the no USB sticker to reveal a USB symbol labeled port underneath.
Panel 5: The person sitting at the computer on a wheelie chair and smiling. The screen reads, "SCANNED" with a checkmark symbol underneath. The printer is shown beside the computer and has 3 small action lines to indicate action.ALT
A front on simplified drawing of the printer on a white background. Text underneath it that reads, "Thank you"
Watermark in the bottom right corner: @yeehawpimALT

a comic about printers

I remember seeing a post a couple months back of someone talking about printer troubles and companies making them bad deliberately, like pointlessly different screw sizes and a lying no-usb-compatibility sticker

If someone knows it please tell me, I’m pretty sure I remember it had good resources on a youtube channel that teaches you how to fix stuff!

vorked:

remissabyss:

smightymcsmighterton:

bigbutterandeggman:

teachingwithcoffee:

It’s time to bring an end to the Rape Anthem Masquerading As Christmas Carol

Hi there! Former English nerd/teacher here. Also a big fan of jazz of the 30s and 40s. 

So. Here’s the thing. Given a cursory glance and applying today’s worldview to the song, yes, you’re right, it absolutely *sounds* like a rape anthem. 

BUT! Let’s look closer! 

“Hey what’s in this drink” was a stock joke at the time, and the punchline was invariably that there’s actually pretty much nothing in the drink, not even a significant amount of alcohol.

See, this woman is staying late, unchaperoned, at a dude’s house. In the 1940’s, that’s the kind of thing Good Girls aren’t supposed to do — and she wants people to think she’s a good girl. The woman in the song says outright, multiple times, that what other people will think of her staying is what she’s really concerned about: “the neighbors might think,” “my maiden aunt’s mind is vicious,” “there’s bound to be talk tomorrow.” But she’s having a really good time, and she wants to stay, and so she is excusing her uncharacteristically bold behavior (either to the guy or to herself) by blaming it on the drink — unaware that the drink is actually really weak, maybe not even alcoholic at all. That’s the joke. That is the standard joke that’s going on when a woman in media from the early-to-mid 20th century says “hey, what’s in this drink?” It is not a joke about how she’s drunk and about to be raped. It’s a joke about how she’s perfectly sober and about to have awesome consensual sex and use the drink for plausible deniability because she’s living in a society where women aren’t supposed to have sexual agency.

Basically, the song only makes sense in the context of a society in which women are expected to reject men’s advances whether they actually want to or not, and therefore it’s normal and expected for a lady’s gentleman companion to pressure her despite her protests, because he knows she would have to say that whether or not she meant it, and if she really wants to stay she won’t be able to justify doing so unless he offers her an excuse other than “I’m staying because I want to.” (That’s the main theme of the man’s lines in the song, suggesting excuses she can use when people ask later why she spent the night at his house: it was so cold out, there were no cabs available, he simply insisted because he was concerned about my safety in such awful weather, it was perfectly innocent and definitely not about sex at all!) In this particular case, he’s pretty clearly right, because the woman has a voice, and she’s using it to give all the culturally-understood signals that she actually does want to stay but can’t say so. She states explicitly that she’s resisting because she’s supposed to, not because she wants to: “I ought to say no no no…” She states explicitly that she’s just putting up a token resistance so she’ll be able to claim later that she did what’s expected of a decent woman in this situation: “at least I’m gonna say that I tried.” And at the end of the song they’re singing together, in harmony, because they’re both on the same page and they have been all along.

So it’s not actually a song about rape - in fact it’s a song about a woman finding a way to exercise sexual agency in a patriarchal society designed to stop her from doing so. But it’s also, at the same time, one of the best illustrations of rape culture that pop culture has ever produced. It’s a song about a society where women aren’t allowed to say yes…which happens to mean it’s also a society where women don’t have a clear and unambiguous way to say no.

remember loves: context is everything. and personal opinion matters. If you still find this song to be a problem, that’s fine. But please don’t make it into something it’s not because it’s been stripped of cultural context.

This is actually really interesting.
I’ve never known a lot of the background to this song.

What do you have against terfs? If anything, it's misogynistic of you.

chongoblog:

postanagramgenerator:

chongoblog:

Because I care about trans people. Hope this helps.

ANAGRAM GENERATED:

what do you have against terfs? if anything, it’s misogynistic of you.if a weird ghost is nasty, is it funny again? tch. you goofy math soviet

Anagram generator made me think about fucked up spectres, called me a commie, and left

glitch1920:

ushirominya:

cannibalchicken:

make better choices

systemic-dreams:

ash-the-tiefling:

nebulaaaaaa:

catatonic-chaos-climax:

nebulaaaaaa:

catatonic-chaos-climax:

nebulaaaaaa:

Robot with giant fucking hammer

my personal preference

Imperial Knight Errant is that you?

I think these guys are more like 40k titans, just because they’re old

Knights are the same age as titans! And are in the same rough spot where new ones cant be made they can only be repaired and maintained

dont forget the machine cult that is confused how the tech works

furiousgoldfish:

You have done your part in trying to understand your parents. You did consider where they were coming from and why they were doing this, and it didn’t help. You’ve done enough trying to forgive them. You’ve made yourself and your feelings irrelevant far too many times already. You’ve asked yourself ‘why don’t they love me’ far too many times. You’ve cried enough because of them. You tried to deserve their love for far too long. You walked with your heart broken and chest empty far too many times. You’ve done enough. It’s been enough. You walk free of this with no obligation or shame on your part. You’ve done everything you could. You’ve given them every possible chance to stay in your life. You’ve allowed them lead you on, with fear and hope in your heart, for far too many times. You don’t have to do it ever again.

metamatar-deactivated20250401:

despazito:


abolish canada next

here’s the thing though, its documented that israel also subjects palestinians to personal violence: massacres of palestinians rounded up by ground forces, torture in prisons, destruction of graves, desecration and theft of bodies. not even their own bullshit standards stand to the flimsiest scrutiny

zisa-deactivated20240301:

imforeverjustyours-deactivated2:

Yes, your phone should be off, but it can still be tracked while offline. Hence, the importance of the blocker bag.


The Find My app makes it easy to keep track of your Apple devices — even if they’re offline. You can also locate items using AirTag or Find My technology. Or pinpoint friends and family with Precision Finding. Everyone's location stays private every step of the way.

Find your stuff on iCloud.comALT

You should account for the fact that your phone may get lost, stolen, or broken. There’s also a risk of your phone being confiscated by authorities — which means that if they’re able to unlock your phone, they’ll have access to data on you and people you know. It could give authorities access to information about what is being organized and who is doing the organizing and might even give them the information necessary to shut down or prevent protests and arrest those involved.

How to secure your phone before attending a protest / Protect your digital security

By Aliya Chaudhry and Barbara Krasnoff

Updated May 5, 2022, 2:17 PM PDT

wizardsisananimal:

wizardsisananimal:

wizard wednesday, wet beast wednesday, werewolf wednesday..

these days align to give us one hell of a weekday

ms paint doodle of 3 beasts sitting on a white background eating a green substance off of plates and cups. the largest is a dark purple werewolf with a jagged smile and fur; the smallest, sitting under it, is a brown, lumpy thing somewhat resembling an anteater, with sopping fur and a puddle of brown water pooling under it. to the left sits a medium sized animal wearing a witch hat and simple, dot nosed smiley face. this animal, a wizard, has 2 front legs and a single, hairy back leg resembling a human foot.ALT

they are eating slop <|:•)

bloglikeanegyptian:

bloglikeanegyptian:

award-winning palestinian children’s illustrator baraa awoor writes:

“what use is it to be an illustrator of children’s books when the world has sentenced the children of your country to the death penalty, to vanish, to genocide?”

some of baraa’s illustrations:

this is an illustration for youssef, whose mother is remembered running desperately into the hospital asking if anyone had seen a “small white boy with beautiful curly hair, his name is youssef,” a description which was remembered by millions when she finally identified his body:

this illustration is for young omar, who was hugging his little brother and teaching him how to repeat the shahada after him (a prayer spoken by muslims before their death) as he lay on his hospital bed:


“we want a new year that doesn’t kill us or our children, we want it a year without blood, without screaming, without pain, we want a new attempt to get our lives back, or something that resembled our life, even if life is a lie we still cling to it, return life to us—a new year’s card unlike any other year:”

baraa is currently fundraising to get her family of 12 out of gaza. she is a friend of mine and this is a reputable fundraiser, so please donate if you can. the egyptian government is currently charging upwards of 5,000 USD per person to get to cairo through the rafah border:

lambylin:

lambylin:

lambylin:

don’t know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i’ll make a whale skeleton that’s small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it’s going to be sick as hell

my vision btw

HEY

outofcontextdiscord:

foone:

demilypyro:

Oh they know exactly what they’re doing

“Is she, you know… *mimes using a controller*?”

“what? Oh, no. She’s just a lesbian.”

prokopetz:

lost-estradiographer:

maleuswolf:

tyrannosaurus-trainwreck:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

What I miss about 90s comedy films is that they didn’t feel the need to justify real adult men operating according to cartoon physics.

Like, does he have magical powers? Is he some sort of mystical ninja? No – he’s a regular human man who just got thrown twenty feet through the air by an exploding microwave, tumbled out the window and over the balcony, fell two stories and landed flat on his back on solid concrete, and he’s gonna lay there for a few seconds all cross-eyed and making a noise like “EeEeEeUuUuUuHhHhHh”, and then next scene he’s going to be fine. This is how it works.

Accidentally plugs himself into an electrical transformer, gets shocked so bad he’s visibly singed and his hair is all standing on end, exhales a cloud of smoke and keels over, is back to normal after the next cut.

Actually, people were just more durable in 90s.

This man lives through the entirety of the film. If I recall correctly, this occurred after being hit in the face repeatedly with red bricks that had fallen at least forty feet.

I love how cheaply it was all done, too. Like, the special effects technology to do a proper Looney Tunes style skeleton-showing-through-the-flesh bit existed at the time, but they didn’t budget for it – they just fucking replace him with a classroom model skeleton for one shot. The body falling off the roof is clearly empty clothes stuffed with rags. It looked like shit even by the standards of its time and nobody cared. This film made four hundred million dollars.

toskarin:

paperpalooka:

toskarin:

2024… year of the royal we

Finally…

your wiiness

sleuthgueth-archive-deactivated:

coruscantknave:

sleuthgueth-archive-deactivated:

sleuthgueth-archive-deactivated:

Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I’m Fish. women want me. I’m scared all the time

You CANNOT do this to me

sometimes having a cool name comes at a cost

its the Fisher price

BOOS YOU VERY LOUDLY OFF THE STAGE

is-this-fascism:

btw since i am actually homeless now and the holidays are over i guess i should put a donation link here. you don’t have to give me any money! i know how to live for free. it would just help me be more comfortable

things i’ll spend money on in priority order:

- gas for my car (this will keep me from getting towed and get me to therapy and case management appointments)

- food and water (only if i run out of food stamps, or the occasional hot food treat)

- extra blankets and clothes for the winter (it’s pretty warm so i might not need this)

- laundry

i don’t really like the idea of asking for money since i do in fact have plenty of experience with this situation. i’ve lived in my car for two and a half years total now, and i know if i’m lucky i can survive this way for a long, long time. a little extra cash will just keep me sane and for sure safe without needing to get lucky. so, if you do throw something my way i will appreciate it! it will make my life easier for sure. but, if you’d rather give your money to someone who needs it more (including yourself), i don’t mind at all.

there’s no monthly rewards or anything, but for a bit of fun bonus, anyone who donates will get to see my face reveal

palesoftangel:

ruimtetijd:

ruimtetijd:

time-travel-toke-up:

bisexualcowgirrl:

topaz-stars:

evening-moon-rising:

liamisthesun:

sonatacunt-deactivated20211212:

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

found it :)

My heart..

This reminds me of this post;

Forgive me guys as I do not remember where the screenshot is from, but I have it here and I wanted to share with you.

I have had guy friends cry because I enthusiastically asked to do their hair in plaits. I have shave my head out of hair frustration a lot but I loved braiding my own hair. like, crown braid casually during a test instead of a ponytail when I needed my hair off my face type speed braiding. and I have a lot of guy friends with that long flowy Viking hair. gal friends love me doing their hair, paid me to do it for prom and shit, so I started asking my male friends to plait their hair like a viking. I stg, some have cried. some freeze like a internet explorer tab.

and this is a thing we just DID at sleepovers to each other as girls! I am used to this level of “let me get uncomfortably close and bond with you” monkey type grooming. it breaks my heart when I compliment a man or offer a sincere “that’s fucked bruh” bear hug and they hesitate or seem to look for a trick. y'all be touch starved and get shit when you try and seek it from anyone in a non sexual context, how is this not a set up for unhealthy thoughts about self worth?

How many times do I have to say this, the first post’s OP is a GUY. Stop erasing men’s experiences with intimacy.

ALSO HE MADE ANOTHER POST ABOUT MAKING HIS GF PANCAKES!!!!

transcript:

My girlfriend had a really long week and was tired. I know she likes pancakes and chocolate so I wanted to surprise her with chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast in bed on her day off. I snuck out of bed early and I followed the directions on the box exactly, but i was worried the batter was going to be too thick with the chocolate chips so I added a bit more milk. Then it was too runny so I had to add more flour, then it was way too thick. So I didnt want to water it down anymore and said fuck it, but then they werent cooking properly. I also tried to make a heart with the chocolate chips but between the thickness of the batter and geberal spatula fuckery they came out more like scrambled pan muffin egg cakes and there was no heart.

You guys, her face just lit up and she was so happy with my pancake mess. She kept putting her fork down to kiss me and the way she looked at me… like its weird to type but I really feel like im something, or like im SOMEBODY you know. It was that same feeling where, I guess I felt really proud of myself for doing something like that, I mean I was pretty shy cause they weren’t nice pancakes but she said I made her happy….

I’m sorry for posting this here again. I just really dont have an outlet where i can talk about romantic stuff like this, people around me arent about that kind of thing but really, being with her and doing these nice gentle things…

I love her. It just feels good.

crazed-rambler:

ruimtetijd:

ruimtetijd:

time-travel-toke-up:

bisexualcowgirrl:

topaz-stars:

evening-moon-rising:

liamisthesun:

sonatacunt-deactivated20211212:

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

found it :)

My heart..

This reminds me of this post;

Forgive me guys as I do not remember where the screenshot is from, but I have it here and I wanted to share with you.

I have had guy friends cry because I enthusiastically asked to do their hair in plaits. I have shave my head out of hair frustration a lot but I loved braiding my own hair. like, crown braid casually during a test instead of a ponytail when I needed my hair off my face type speed braiding. and I have a lot of guy friends with that long flowy Viking hair. gal friends love me doing their hair, paid me to do it for prom and shit, so I started asking my male friends to plait their hair like a viking. I stg, some have cried. some freeze like a internet explorer tab.

and this is a thing we just DID at sleepovers to each other as girls! I am used to this level of “let me get uncomfortably close and bond with you” monkey type grooming. it breaks my heart when I compliment a man or offer a sincere “that’s fucked bruh” bear hug and they hesitate or seem to look for a trick. y'all be touch starved and get shit when you try and seek it from anyone in a non sexual context, how is this not a set up for unhealthy thoughts about self worth?

How many times do I have to say this, the first post’s OP is a GUY. Stop erasing men’s experiences with intimacy.

ALSO HE MADE ANOTHER POST ABOUT MAKING HIS GF PANCAKES!!!!

transcript:

My girlfriend had a really long week and was tired. I know she likes pancakes and chocolate so I wanted to surprise her with chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast in bed on her day off. I snuck out of bed early and I followed the directions on the box exactly, but i was worried the batter was going to be too thick with the chocolate chips so I added a bit more milk. Then it was too runny so I had to add more flour, then it was way too thick. So I didnt want to water it down anymore and said fuck it, but then they werent cooking properly. I also tried to make a heart with the chocolate chips but between the thickness of the batter and geberal spatula fuckery they came out more like scrambled pan muffin egg cakes and there was no heart.

You guys, her face just lit up and she was so happy with my pancake mess. She kept putting her fork down to kiss me and the way she looked at me… like its weird to type but I really feel like im something, or like im SOMEBODY you know. It was that same feeling where, I guess I felt really proud of myself for doing something like that, I mean I was pretty shy cause they weren’t nice pancakes but she said I made her happy….

I’m sorry for posting this here again. I just really dont have an outlet where i can talk about romantic stuff like this, people around me arent about that kind of thing but really, being with her and doing these nice gentle things…

I love her. It just feels good.

@volksvulpis 💖💖💖

I really wanna do something like like this for you Ash.

Make you some breakfast or get you a nice gift.

btw. does anyone want to burst into tears with me

okuajub:

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

bunniope:

wizard seeing a small crowd of people and their knees immediately buckle in sexual pleasure imagining how much damage a fireball would do

Can we get an ounce of fucking privacy

I mean they

gayboygaming:

I get the feeling some of you people are a bit fruity (as in homosexual)

collectivenothingness:

collectivenothingness:

can an asexual self checkout machine girl and a mentally ill anime girl kissed?

shadowspussy:

lexbianrose:

if you’re wondering how things are going over on the bird website, Green Day was on New Years Rockin Eve last night and performed American Idiot with the slight line change of saying “not a part of the MAGA agenda” instead of “redneck agenda” and conservatives are FUCKING PISSED talking about “how dare they make it political” because none of them have a single ounce of media literacy

HE HAS BEEN DOING FOR LIKE THE PAST 7 YEARS THIS ISNT NEW

skulllesbian:

moth update ! theyre threatening me

bacoose:

I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

mathermatical notation explained

evilscientist3:

transkanayamaryam:

symbol        meaning

=                   equals

=/=                not equals

<                   left

>                   right

!                    LOUD NUMBER

~                   worm

π                  stonehenge

√                   right answer

x                   wrong answer

⋯                  soon…

                   what Exacrly the fuck

∝                   fish

∞                   fish with 2 heads

↯                    lightning

:⇔                 he Scream

∈ e (weird font)

∃ e (wrong fucking wqay round)

∄ yeah cross it out. its not right

∆ scary spike

∇ scary spike (ceiling)

∬ snakes

∭ snakes!?

⨌ SNAAAAAAAAAAKES!

⩨ railroad track

⩊ peter griffin’s chin

≈ approximately equals

≊ hey wait what are you doing

⩰ stop that

⪏ stop!!!!!

≟ confused equals sign

⨚ this snake has given up

⨂ tensor product