January 2024

chongoblog:

littlestfallenangel:

apocraphelion:

animentality:

modmad:

rukafais:

fluentisonus:

genuinely inconsolable I can’t have one of these pompeii bread plushies fr.

A tweet from 黒織部 @kurooribe reading: "ポンペイ展グッズの目玉(?)が「炭化したパン」シリーズ。画像2枚目がその実物。再現度高い。炭化したパンのクッションって何なんだよ。 #東博 #ポンペイ展" followed by a picture of a museum gift shop displaying carbonized bread plushies. This has been quote retweeted by Tori Lee @toriflee with the added comment: "Oh my godddd, #ClassicsTwitter, this Pompeii exhibition at the Tokyo National Museum has CARBONIZED BREAD PLUSHIES [heart eyes emoji] There are also column plushies. And they are not available online [sad face emoji]"
ALT
A tweet from Clodia @Clodia55680147, reading: "Japan had a Pompeii exhibit and made very special souvenir I would pay someone for. Carbonized bread plushie!" followed by a picture of a carbonized bread plushie.ALT
A display from a museum gift shop of plushies shaped like carbonized loaves of bread from Pompeii, i.e. round and segmented, with a stamps on them and cracks in them.ALT
A plushie shaped like a carbonized loaf of bread from Pompeii, i.e. round and segmented, with a stamp on it and cracks in it.ALT

Blorbo from my mosaics…..

icantwritegood:

rslashrats:

rslashrats:

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

ghostly-light:

lifewithchronicpain:

anxious-and-in-pain:

it’s okay to do things that make your symptoms worse (as long as you’ll stay safe)

every once in a while you need to eat something yummy. or go on a walk. or a trip to the zoo. take a hot shower. cry your eyes out. dance. listen to music. draw for way to long. write. laugh. sit in a cafe with a friend. paint your nails. dye your hair. go on a run. pet a cat

sometimes you need to do things that are cathartic or make yourself feel alive. sometimes you need the reminder of why you’re fighting so hard to stay alive

this is your reminder that just because it makes your symptoms worse, it isn’t always the wrong thing to do. there can be value in these actions

If you think about it too, abled people do it all the time. Deciding to drink to excess at a party knowing they’ll have a hangover. Going to a theme park knowing walking all day is going to hurt their feet by the end. We have the right to make those same decisions.

This is called Dignity of Risk, and it’s an important concept in disability justice.

Everyone weighs their physical and mental/emotional health against one another in constantly shifting balance; inevitably, there are times when we choose to accept consequences to one for the sake of the other.

Infantilsing us by undermining our agency in the name of “protection” or “care” is yet another way that we are disabled by society.

arvo:

So for pride, my mom made a rainbow challah, thought you guys might wanna see it. Here it is before it went in the oven:

A colorful challah

After:

A colorful challah, baked

And when you cut it open:

A colorful challah cut in half
A colorful challah cut into pieces

word-for-today:

aropride:

THEY’RE PUTTING WORDS UNDER A PAYWALL NOW??? WORDS?????

Wiktionary.org, y’all. All of the above for free

kelsismedium:

the-haiku-bot:

kelsismedium:

kelsismedium:

me being a nerd girl with a 90s high school movie “kick me” sign but instead of being taped on my back I’m holding it up and blushing and being super embarrassed and needy

well this seems to have garnered attention… we’re at 100 notes now..

okay how about um.. if this gets 500 notes i’ll cosplay this.. :3

i’ve never done a notes game before though, so we’ll see how it turns out :3

well this seems to have

garnered attention… we’re at

100 notes now..

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

SCREAMING

valdrift:

had the “damn we have southern accents” realization again

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

subbyboymax:

splendentgoddess:

bunjywunjy:

bzgy15:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

brain-cells-for-sale:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

nuggsmum:

crochetninja:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

digitaldiscipline:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

HELL

YES

HELL

FUCKING

YES.

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

cry, probably

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

IT’S TIME

YOU MANIACS. okay, here we go!

HAIL TO THE QUEEN

LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

(she was a skater Rex, she said see you later Rex, she’s finally hit 400k!)

we’re coming to you live from Halloween 2022, where Wexter continues to be ridiculously jawsome!

this year we’re doing a much-beloved character from classic literature, “Dracula with inappropriate straw hat”

thanks everyone, may your weens be hollow and your candy be many!

hey! HEY. it’s Halloween 2023! AND YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT WEXTER IS DRESSED UP AS THIS YEAR.

she’s… (WEXTER! here girl!) she’s a… a…..

she’s a T. Rex.

GOTTEM!

eridone:

prettycolors:

#ffffff

myslightobsessions:

myslightobsessions:

myslightobsessions:

myslightobsessions:

myslightobsessions:

darren-mia-miarren:

darren-mia-miarren:

miarren-chill-klaine:

miarren-chill-klaine:

miarren-chill-klaine:

laurinahfeels:

officialannakendrick:

waits patiently for 2015 upload

2015

Happy new year 2016

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Happy new year 2017 

Happy new year

Happy New Year

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there she is!!

hopefully 2021 treats us better

happy 2022 everyone!!

i hope 2023 is kind to you all!

another year another slay

the19thduckpotato:

constable-frozen:

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

almost didn’t hit reblog till that last image 

color-palettes:

Clown Duck - Submitted by basilpaste

#7CE6FF #3BDCFF #3CB2CC #3B7FDD #175496

todaysbird:

were the real birds not good enough for you people?

audreycecilemoore:

k009:

The 3 important B’s

diocletianscabbagefarm:

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

They also have an empathy generator immediately followed by an empathy suppressor I love portal

wisdomshoes:

sophmoreslump:

sophmoreslump:

im jesus

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judas no

this is the funniest fuckin post on this website

sane-soldier:

…Sometimes my mind is a dark, cruel place.

Cartoon version here!

trekkiesagainstchastity:

puirell:

feels like a good time to bring this back

the garfield you are not immune to propaganda meme, but with added text at the bottom that reads, "BUT NEITHER AM I, I AM ONLY POINTING THIS OUT SO WE CAN KEEP BEING VIGILANT ABOUT WHAT WE CONSUME AND NOT HAND-WAIVE [sic] AWAY CRITICISM. I THINK THIS IS ULTIMATELY A GROUP EFFORT AND WE SHOULD BE LESS DISMISSIVE & MORE DIDATIC [sic] ABOUT THIS." end of ID.ALT

You are not immune to propaganda: time to get your booster shot

prokopetz:

“Walter White would never” Walter White helped the cops catch his own criminal alter ego because they were about to blame his crimes on the wrong guy, and he couldn’t stomach the thought of someone else taking credit for all the terrible things he did. That’s the beauty of Walter White as a character, at least from the perspective of transformative fandom: he would. He’s such a ridiculous man that literally nothing is out of character for him, provided you can contrive some circumstance where doing so would serve his ego.

:

the-woman-of-belgravia:

lafemmedemon:

kungfucarrie:

thessalian:

oracleanne:

good-night-white-pride666:

Really happy to see this at my local library

OOOOH. *happy YA librarian dance*

I want this in every library, everywhere. After all, some kids won’t even google this stuff because they don’t want parents/siblings checking their browser history.

This is really awesome. And if you’re not familiar with how the Dewey Decimal system works - the numbers subject-based, which means these numbers are applicable in EVERY library. So if you see something you want to research on this list - look for those same numbers in any of your local libraries.

This is wonderful.

Reblogging to possibly save a life

marioheritageposts:

pesky-plumbers:

sabertoothwalrus:

a—-rag:

pesky-plumbers:

grawly:

pesky-plumbers:

tremendouslysizzlingsandwich:

pesky-plumbers:

unyielding–justice:

pesky-plumbers:

graffyn-guy:

pesky-plumbers:

treaclethetortoise:

pesky-plumbers:

graffyn-guy:

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?
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y in mario party

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

there was a g in this one too tho

Please I cant do this today it’s only 6 39 am

op I’m sorry we should have listened

well

Mario Heritage Post

localvoidcat:

localvoidcat:

i wish i could join discord servers and be talkative but alas every time i’m put in one i feel like a frightened captive animal being released into the wild for the first time and i instantly shove it in a folder never to be seen again outside of a random ping every few months

yeah

catchymemes:

somethingaboutsomethingelse:

fiercynn:

eastsidepapi:

Pray for Sudan 🇸🇩 || Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[image description: tweet saying “please know the difference between the flag of sudan and the flag of palestine” with images attached of both flags shown vertically.

sudan: from top to bottom (left to right if flag were horizontal), the flag has a green triangle pointing down, then three equal-width bands that are black, white, and red in that order from left to right

palestine: from top to bottom (left to right if flag were horizontal), the flag has a red triangle pointing down, then three equal-width bands that are green, white, and black in that order from left to right

the original tweet is quote tweeted by another that reads, “after you know the difference pray for both of them.” both tweets have the name of the person posted them blacked out.]

biomedical-nacre:

moominirl:

jungleaction:

wishingformemoria:

wishingformemoria:

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

yeahokayillreblogthat:

twistcmyk:

btc-official-deactivated2024071:

btc-official-deactivated2024071:

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

i will never post danganronpa on main again but i will die if i don’t bring up the fact that komaeda would not do this. he would have you eat nasty shit all day every day to force your indomitable hope to shine through from underneath the pressure of insurmountable gastrointestinal despair. if you die from food poisoning you’re just not true hope material and he will speak of you with disgust for the rest of his life

yeah okay ill reblog that

sleepy-bebby:

hamthezombie:

czerwonywilk:

a great change and a great way to execute the idea

This reminds me of some of the options in Shadows Over Loathing:

A section of the options for Shadows Over Loathing with "Arachnophobia" selected, along with the description "You won't encounter any spiders".ALT

Arachnophobia: Pretty straight-forward, all random encounters with spiders are prevented, and the game won’t let you in one spider-heavy location. Weirdly it DOES let you into another spider-heavy location (probably an oversight), but that place is optional and literally called “The Department of Spiders”, so if you still go there I think that’s on you.

A section of the options for Shadows Over Loathing with "Arachnophilia" selected, along with the description "You will encounter so many spiders".ALT

Arachnophilia: Every single combat has a spider added to the enemy side and a friendly spider added to your side.

A section of the options for Shadows Over Loathing with "Arachnophonia" selected, along with the description "All combat sounds will be replaced with spider noises".ALT

Arachnophonia: Replaces every single sound effect in combat with one of the ones that spiders make in the game. It is VERY unpleasant!

staff:

g-zma:

authorized-trash:

sockhedd:

exigetspersonal:

exigetspersonal:

sinfulseeds:

outaspaceman:

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

Of course he’s a Scorpio

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

knife-wielding tentacle is 5 years old today…………………

They grow up so fast. :’)

Curious Zelda

teratomarty:

broken-seal:

wonderlace19:

catchymemes:

https://twitter.com/curiouszelda

https://www.instagram.com/curiouszelda/

She does looks like she would speak in rhyme then disappear into the woods

These live rent-free in my head.

joshscorcher:

camillabech:

gahdamnpunk:

Can you imagine the heat?? Badass af

How could you forget all the cool heavy metal ladies!? The metal scene of Botswana is NOT just a boys club

Botswana Metal aesthetic is something I never knew I needed until it was shown to me.

teaboot:

pain-and-or-suffering:

dailylaurajane:

cissue

it doesn’t even mean straight I’m losing my mind

finalgirlabigailhobbs:

liking mutuals’ posts about other fandoms youre not in is like 👍 i have no frame of reference of what you’re talking abt but i know you’re right and I hope you’re winning

eepymallowmarsh:

fierceawakening:

animefacialrecognitionsoftware:

teasugarsalt:

The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult.

You’ve been pranked by a teen hooligan.

You’ve been pranked by,

You’ve been sticked by,

A teen hooligan

that is a delightful hooligan I hope you are now friends

@robinjay1

i-am-aprl:

These aren’t the things children should watch or experience.

official-megumin:

talos-stims:

woods_of_wonder on tiktok | source

@a-sentient-cup

shiverandqueeef:

TikTok Censoring Does NOT Work on Tumblr Please Stop Doing This


use the actual words. abuse. rape. pedophilia. nothing will happen to your blog, you will not be “shadow banned” or deleted

creatively censored words make blacklisting more difficult for users who would like to avoid these topics

use the actual words within the text of the post, and tag with any or all of the following format examples:

tw rape
rape tw
cw rape
rape cw
trigger warning rape
content warning rape
rape trigger warning
rape content warning

shinypokemonpolls:

Round Seven

Who has the better shiny?

Sylveon

Toucannon

See Results

[ID: Two images of shiny pokemon. On the left is Sylveon who is blue with pink accents. On the right is toucannon whose beak is blue, pink, and purple with yellow and blue accents. End ID]

redwoodsin:

wind-the-music-box:

catchymemes:

Anti anxiety.

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAT ONE FOREVER

This is amazing but I’m on mobile so the gifs keep freezing. So I’m just sitting here turning purple like a fool. Keep breathing everyone!

rfks-brain-worms:

rfks-brain-worms:

GUYS I AM GOING INSANE OVER A RABBIT HOLE OF TUMBLR I JUST FELL DOWN

Keep reading

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

goron-king-darunia:

actualaster:

apocalypse-of-the-fucked:

yall better be just as outraged about this as you were about notre dame

This is even WORSE.

To elaborate why this is worse:

Art and religion are all well and good. But information can be critical. When libraries burn, information can be lost forever. Because we photograph art. We have blueprints of the Cathedral. The Notre Dame cathedral did not burn to the ground, only the wooden structures did.

The entire library and everything within is gone here.

Another reason this is worse? It was DELIBERATE. It was bombed. Accidents like Notre Dame happen all the time. But bombings don’t have to happen.

So yeah, if you cared about Notre Dame, logically you should care about this too,

substitious-bastard:

stuck in the time loop but i just use it as a free day off. im not even trying to get out. i am teaching myself to knit. i am crocheting. i am cooking. not even doing anything crazy. just escaping capitalism for a week. day 375 and im not sure what lesson it’s trying to teach but i’ve taught myself to hand make lace so all is well

trans4trans:

trans4trans:

google search Beautiful rocks near me

you are like a poet of some sort

demoncourse:

lesbie-vague:

ghanas-kente-queen:

Yikes

Nobody is lgbt. None of us.

the exclusionists have won. They’ve excluded everyone. My god.

transgendercyborg-deactivated20:

evengirlierballs:

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

foxes-in-love:

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is startled by a spider. Blue looks at this calmly.
Green, yelling: Aaah!
Blue: I can't believe you're scared of spiders.

Green frowns, looking at Blue.
Green: I'm not scared, I just don't want them touching me.
Blue: Huh.

Green turns back towards the spider, addressing it.
Green: And the feeling is mutual. Hey spider, how do you feel about touching me?

Blue turns his eyes from Green to the spider as the spider answers.
Spider: The thought alone makes me shiver with disgust.
Green: Thank you.ALT