So glad I decided to fact check this. I would have gone my entire life without knowing it was a Russian doll shark situation.
i also fact-checked this to find out what happened to the guys responsible, and i was not expecting the answer to be “one of them tried and failed to shoot himself, then got in a speedboat and drove around the harbour in frenzied circles, presumably with the Benny Hill theme playing in the background”
“DNI: freaks” do you realize how conservative you look
freaks please interact
this is the first time one of my posts has been tagged like this and out of all of them i think id be glad if this one got 100k. because firstly i need to find my fellow freaks but also we need to shame people who are anti-freak because like. why do you hate to live deliciously
there’s something really funny about an anthro dog wearing a pup mask, it just seems unnecessary
well maybe to them it’s just a mask . ever think about that ??
yall have got to be more normal about Southern people and I’m not kidding. enough of the Sweet Home Alabama incest jokes, enough of the idea that all Southerners are bigots and rednecks, and enough of the idea that the South has bad food. shut up about “trailer trash” and our accents and our hobbies!
do yall know how fucking nauseating it is to hear people only bring up my state to make jokes about people in poverty and incestuous relationships? how much shame I feel that I wasn’t born up north like the Good Queers and Good Leftists with all the Civilised Folk with actual houses instead of small cramped trailers that have paper thin walls that I know won’t protect me in a bad enough storm?
do yall know how frustrating it is to be trans in a place that wants to kill you and whenever you bring it up to people they say “well just move out” instead of sympathizing with you or offering help?
do yall understand how alienating it is to see huge masterposts of queer and mental health resources but none of them are in your state because theyre all up north? and nobody seems to want to fix this glaring issue because “they’re all hicks anyways”
Southern people deserve better. we deserve to be taken seriously and given a voice in the queer community and the mental health space and leftist talks in general.
so a huge list of artists that was used to train midjourney’s model got leaked and i’m on it
literally there is no reason to support AI generators, they can’t ethically exist. my art has been used to train every single major one without consent lmfao 🤪
Today, more than one person told me that they find it rude to answer “Thank you” with “You’re welcome,” as it makes the thanker feel like a burden. I find this baffling.
Isn’t “you’re welcome” supposed to mean “you are welcome to ask again” or something along those lines?
There once was a young Christian boy who ate cigarettes. Every day he would eat more and more, but he would not die because he prayed while he ate the cigarettes. He ate so many cigarettes that he grew to tremendous size. When the boy finally died, the priests wrapped him in a great silken funeral cloth. It was then that the heavens opened, and from the clouds descended the hand of God, who plucked the tremendous cigarette boy from his casket. It was then that God lit a flame and smoked him.
So apparently the pro-Tetris scene is exploding right now because a 13 year old nerd just reached the game’s true killscreen for the first time ever
not to distract from how cool this achievement is. but the hyphen in “pro-Tetris scene” makes it look like this post is talking about Tetris Advocates, which I find unreasonably amusing. thank you
🗣guess what day it is🗣⁉️ that’s right ✅ it’s january 6️⃣th‼️‼️🇺🇸 all my cock loving 😍🍆CUMservatives 💦 let me hear you moan 😩😫 YAAASSSS daddy donald 😍 😫😤 one year ago today 📆 a LOAD 🥵💧of our brave brothers 🙋🏻♂️🙋🏼♂️ and BRATTY 😳 stepsisters 👯♀️💁🏼♀️ rode 🔥😏 that TRUMP TRAIN🚊🚂 all the way to the capitol 🏛 where they BUSTED 💦💦💦 in to protest 🤬😡 a rigged 🔗⛓ ERECTION 🤯🤯🤯 and defend 🤜🏻🙏🏻🙌🏻 our freedom 🇺🇸 to FUCK ‼️‼️😍😜 insurrection? ❌ more like insurSEXion 😏💦 fake news 😠🤥🤡 wants you to think 💭💭 it was a terrorist attack 💣💥 on democracy 😒😭😖 but the only terror 😳😱was how HARD 🥵 our CLIT-licking 😛🍭🍦 liberators 🇺🇸 FUCKED😈🤗🍆 send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest 🤫🤩🍌 cock sucking 👅😋 conservatives 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 get 0️⃣ back and you’re just another throbbing member 🍆🍆🍆of congress 😣🙅🏻♀️🙅🏼 get 5️⃣ back and you’re a secret 🥸🧐 antifa agent🕵🏻😌 get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and you’re a full fledged 😜🇺🇸true ameriCUNT 🍑🇺🇸
Has Hbomberguy ever apologised for the rape apologism?
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It should be made clear that this is NOT how you handle a case where someone has an issue with any member of your circle’s behavior, much less a mod and production team member. What this shows is Hbomberguy clearly does not know how to go about handling situations like this, and in a great demonstration of irony, he actively tried to manipulate the situation and perpetuate the same culture that his very videos critique.
Most people aren’t even aware this ever happened and the “apology” which he did make is nowhere to be found, along with any video on his channel that existed before his videos were racking up millions of views.
i think im in the minority on tumblr in that i actually LIKE driving but every time i see a semi truck my life flashes before my eyes stay away from meeeee
crying and creaming and throwing up because an 18 wheeler is behind me
Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Consider this your save point.
Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.
Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:
eat breakfast
go to bed
get out of bed
take a shower
write
practice
watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it
retain shreds of sanity
I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.
Helpful post I’ve added to my queue in case it helps someone else at the random point when it’s posted.
I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link
someone actually studied the falling Rick Roll rate for their Ph.D dissertation recently and published the paper
okay but this made me wonder if there was actually any academic literature on rickrolling and YES THERE IS this is a paper about rickrolling WITHIN academic literature. As in, studies that attempt to rickroll the people reading them. Best part is no one is going to believe me and click that link even though it’s 100% true.
My friend’s book is mentioned in this paper!!
There is no earthy way of convincing anyone that the rickroll study link is real. But for what it’s worth. It is
Changing color can be an effective way to hide, but there’s an even better method: be smaller than an eraser! The nano-chameleon takes advantage of the chameleon’s color-changing camoflage, and it’s miniscule size (less than 22 mm (0.8 in) long including the tail) means that it’s often overlooked by predators. It is also considered the world’s smallest reptile.
(Image: A nano-chameleon () sitting on a researcher’s finger, from Glaw et al. 2021)
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in retrospect it’s pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it
we as a society lived like this for years and years
I mean when your biggest tech issue is “takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you’re not paying attention” that’s pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer’s biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You’d want to fuck that printer.
There these seemingly contradictory societal double binds that are used to enforce conformity.
Example: A Lesbian is told that “everyone is actually bi” while a bisexual woman is told to “pick a side”. Seems contradictory but really they just want us to be straight lmao.
Another one: A woman who does not perform womanhood to society’s standard is not a real woman vs. You can never change the gender you were born with. One is butchphobic/anti gnc women, the other is transphobic. Clearly both enforce transmisogyny.
The insidious thing is that these double binds also foster inter community division. Its easy to hear one side of these, for example: “everyone is a little bi” and assume that means bisexuality is more accepted. But on the other side bisexual people are getting the same shit.
None of these are contradictory when you realize that bigots simply don’t want lgbtq+ to exist at all.
I think if you’re not prepared for the answer, “I’m not working because I’m disabled,” you shouldn’t be asking people what they do for work. Sorry not sorry. It’s not fair to ask the question and then get all flustered and weird when you get the answer.
[romcom movie trailer voice] hes a doctor who cant diagnose his own feelings… hes a photographer that cant quite see the bigger picture… can they break the chains that are holding them back from each other… this summer… Saw….
Do you guys ever feel awkward reblogging so many things from the same mutual? Like I promise I’m not creepy, I just really like your vibes🥺
I’m just a deranged psychopath that haunts my mutuals for daily content milking to add to my queue so I don’t have to post
I just look at hopefully all posts on my dash every day
if it’s an okay post and on my dash, buddy I’m reblogging it (also why I don’t follow many people xd), so moots that post a lot will get a lot of reblogs, simple as
