January 2024

iron-fifty-nine:

Just making sure this is very fucking clear

eversplode:

cow-kitty:

girlthing as a word is so fucking gender. like “this… thing. i don’t know. but whatever it is, i’m pretty sure she’s a girl”

hell yeah sisterthing

thestoryofaslut:

k0weaponmaster:

Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped

brawltogethernow:

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

Blorp and Fwip

It’s Them… Bouba and Kiki

gorbling:

maureen2musings:

Wandering around the beach

hey.luisa

pesky-plumbers:

grawly:

pesky-plumbers:

tremendouslysizzlingsandwich:

pesky-plumbers:

unyielding–justice:

pesky-plumbers:

graffyn-guy:

pesky-plumbers:

treaclethetortoise:

pesky-plumbers:

graffyn-guy:

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?
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y in mario party

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

there was a g in this one too tho

penguinorchestrastuff:

gsirvitor:

COELACANTH SATURDAY

hek-iru-art:

while tumblr doesn’t let me update my profile, here’s my d&d character (of course he’s an orca why wouldn’t he be one)

might-be-somebody:

bonersniper:

c4pyb4ra:

official-lucifers-child:

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the only super long Tumblr post I love

pianotrees:

raceofhearts:

our-queer-experience:

It's so fucking funny that I managed to publish this footnote as part of a peer-reviewed article in a serious and well-respected law and medicine journal.ALT
Moreover, calling trans people depraved freaks just for being trans is really insulting to those of us trans folk who work really hard to be depraved freaks.ALT

I’ve checked out the article and there’s also this gem:

DIDN’T EVEN MENTION THIS HIDDEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A CITATION

geek-ramblings:

His apps and own website dunking on him all day is hilarious lol.

nonbinary-support:

autisticdata:

okay so yaknow how the female sign (♀) is the astronomical symbol for venus and the male sign (♂) is the astronomical symbol for mars

i think we should make the astronomical sign for comets be the nonbinary sign look how cool it is

here it is in type ☄

hey i thought you folks’d think this is cool -noodle

scrabblezard:

thedarkdomain:

Wait a minute…

This is what American politics is like

shugarpaw:

Design of me and my friends as slugcats. Various details that are not justified by the plot of the game are present only because these are the distinctive features of our OC :P

tumblr compressed pictures ☠️☠️

izzetheking:

What the Heck is a mushroom?Well let me tell you… its like a plant… but stop right there…Its not a plant… its nota planet and not an animal.. Its something else… Something fucked up that we havnt ever seen before… You can eat it on a steak but its not an animal or a plant… So what is a mushrom? Its a fungits

absolutedaisy:

1000falldamage:

sleepyjim:

dont forget the selfie of a woman who doesnt appear to be modestly clothed.

that’s the bot brothers’ slutty sister

tasty-tiktoks:

paliwalls:

telkqadeya:

Semantics: Now self-defense means killing 1000’s of unarmed citizens.

دلالات: الآن الدفاع عن النفس يعني قتل آلاف المواطنين العزل.

beaft:

beaft:

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

you are all. correct.

suncaptor:

Let’s go

notajerusalemcricket:

micaxiii:

merryweather-comics:

Do anime girls dream of 3D guys?

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qujaruto-qujhe-qujear:

spiribia:

personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?

wizardonline:

does an evil little “hee hee hee!” at the grocery store that makes you want to leave the cheese aisle

immortal-clay-deactivated202403:

*talking to my stuffed animals* do u guys think i’m a bad person

sabertoothwalrus:

gavamont:

wizard-gobling:

ratazom:

wizard-gobling:

wizard-gobling:

gavamont:

moreyradder:

moreyradder:

gavamont:

moreyradder:

gavamont:

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

Pro Tip: Avoid this in the future by inviting the king to your chambers and presenting the situation as;

Just warming him up for a surprise threesome. You looked so stressed, sire, so let us help you relax.

  1. The Duke would, at best, be the fourth
  2. The Duke’s wife is the third from time to time, and I feel like he’s not gonna be happy about that
  3. And most importantly, the Duke is a fuck boi, he’s not invited

Ah, but I said the king, my good wizard!

If you get the king in on this, the duke can do nothing without risking insulting his monarch.

This could not possibly backfire!

In fact, I’ll go perform this right now and report back my success shortly.

Dungeon

Welcome to the club

surely the duke can’t catch all of us????


Gonna try hitting up the jester when the duke goes out for another raid and report with results 👍

Dungeon.

Wow. I don’t respect anyone in this thread.

feels like somebody’s mad they didn’t get the chance to fuck the duke’s favorite jester

Make a pass at the jester and there’s always a chance

That you’ll be be doing that old “chained in the dungeon” dance

I was inspired

sandmandaddy69:

ash-nonbayanary:

silly-jellyghoty:

o-kurwa:

This is the kind of comedy i want to see on my dash more

Me with my siblings bcs we are all autistic

viktor-sbor:

A combination of barrier mesh animation and anamorphic projection on elegant porcelain.

morag-stilwell:

thoughtstherapy:

14 Unspoken Social Rules

Hey this is pretty great actually please watch this

andersam5:

I absolutely lose my shit laughing every time I see this

hjartasalt:

mirror-bug:

hjartasalt:

such-justice-wow:

dasha-aibo:

bongjoonheaux:

thankyouforthefunny:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

Too tired to draw but I still need everyone to be aware of this bizarre interaction I had at work this morning

Worth mentioning is that I’m in Iceland and the store I work at only accepts icelandic króna so like even euros wouldn’t have worked in this case

On the one hand I refuse to defend Americans and this behavior is kind of embarrassing but on the other hand dumbasses enraging Europeans by not caring even a little bit about their funny little currencies is absolutely hilarious so I’m conflicted here

I think I’ve decided it’s time to topple the dollar as a world standard

I propose we switch to Chilean Peso

I think we should go back to harvesting seashells

I can’t do this anymore I am seriously at my limit here

Idk I’m in full support of forcing the English to accept my green construction paper

Could you do me a quick favour and point out where England is on this map?

ayeforscotland:

Politics for the past 8 years.

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

Testsoterone and my absolutely terrible meow.

Glad to see we all agree.

Also, bonus:

And is this German twink in the room with us right now?

Every day I get cyberbullied on this website

scrabblezard:

thedarkdomain:

Wait a minute…

This is what American politics is like

hjartasalt:

Testsoterone and my absolutely terrible meow.

akajustmerry:

Everyday I check Bisan and Motaz’s posts, the comments are full of people saying variations of, “we love you! you’ve changed the world! you’ll go down in history!” and there’s nothing wrong with that, necessarily. however, I wish people would think about what Palestinian reporters actually want from people when they post about what’s happening. I can’t imagine its a consolation to motaz or bisan or any Palestinian reporter trying to survive their people’s genocide that they will go down in history. They didn’t ask for any of this. It’s not pity or consolation or premature eulogising about how they’ve made history that they want. Palestinians need whatever emotion you feel harnessed into action. Yes, leave a comment to boost Palestine content against these Zionist algorithms, but be mindful of the comments you’re leaving. Be mindful that you aren’t relegating living breathing people to the past. Be mindful of the superiority that might be underpinning your pity. And above all, prioritise ACTION. go to protests, call your politicians, sign petitions, donate if you can, keep paying attention, and demanding action. You serve no one with pity. You serve no one by acting like the future is already history. Anyone who cares about Palestine has a duty to do everything they can to help Palestinians gain the freedom to live their lives.

bogleech:

ladysalamander:

bogleech:

bogleech:

The bullet hell minigame style battle window in undertale and deltarune occupies a very similar narrative role to the songs in a musical film and would translate very elegantly to such, does anyone understand what I mean

Yes! They further the narrative and flesh out the characters through sequences of nonliteral imagery, and often these communicate things the literal side of the work could not have expressed as easily, just as a musical character’s singing style reveals facets of their personality

If it were an animated musical, the fight against papyrus would be a symbolic sequence of the main character surviving a zany roller coaster obstacle course of bones while he sings about himself.

This can possibly be said of boss battles in various other games, but most of those take place in what represents a more literal environment. Think of when characters like spamton actually mess with the bullet hell window or break its established laws; what would that even represent without that gameplay format? What “real events” could even capture the impact that’s meant to have? Well, I think that’d be a lot like a villain suddenly interrupting a musical sequence and using the song itself to attack a hero, for instance, breaking the usual division between what’s “real” and “just part of the song.”

AAAAAH I wrote my master’s thesis on this phenomenon and it makes me SO HAPPY to see people talking about it because (at least of 2018 when I was handed my degree) no one in the academic world is TALKING about this and I think its SO IMPORTANT to recognice mechanic design as important to video game art. The closest is Ian Bogost’s theory of Procedural Rhetoric but it always seemed sort of divorced from art and character, and plus I think there are more games now leveraging mechanical design part of the narrative for lack of a better term then when he wrote that theory.

Yeah these games are an extreme example but there’s so much emotion and meaning game mechanics can convey differently from any other medium. The amount of control the player has is important to the story at every moment for example. You can’t do that with anything else.

important-animal-images:

carlyraejepsans:

that halfway stage of oc creation when you’re closing in on the design or the personality or both but the other half of the character’s still a nebulous concept and they don’t even have a name but now they’re alive and they demand to be heard. agonizing

noodletheboy:

softichill:

softichill:

Favorite common misspelling (to the point where you do it on purpose)

ouppy

kity

ourple

cryinf

woag

teh

hte

other (put it in the tags!! I wanna see)

See Results

“WHERE’S FORGOR” you will never believe what I did .

i keep accidentally misspelling the as teh to where now its mah thing

dicklessthewonderclown:

nothing will ever amaze me the way fanfiction authors do. like, you wrote silly little stories about my favorite little guys? and i can read them?? for free??? that’s fucking wild.

you poured your heart and soul and very being into your writing and then put it out there for anyone to read? insane.

you spend a truly incredible amount of time writing novel-length, high quality stories, again, FOR FREE, that anyone can read, again, FOR FREE??

shoutout to every single fic author in existence, you guys are fucking incredible and i love all of you so much

trashpandas3000:

Artwork by PaintDust

bungerc0re:

bungerc0re:

bovineblogger:

anxious-m3ss:

“I hope this email finds you well”


First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3

catchymemes:

radiation:

Extremely funny forever how “pee is stored in the balls” got turned into wholesome shit like “love is stored in the cat” or whatever. Like do you guys even realize. The balls

everythingfox:

Poor baby