*Signal has confirmed he was in the We Are Robin movement
#robin count #i think we should let the robins count themselves but my friend thinks the movement should count #discourse #some people get too argumentative about it so just in case
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Robin, December 15, 20XX
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CAMERA KID! Why don’t you have any pictures of Red Robin?
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i don’t like him
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STOP shipping Bruce Wayne and Batman!!! If you keep posting about it they’re never gonna get together!!! Start posting about Batman and Commisfjldhsljdhioeurhgdsi
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Post Cancelled Oracle Found Me
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a sniper is on its way to your location. goodbye forever.
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You’re right o7
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Reblog to sign a petition to let Red Hood and Harley Quinn kill the Joker
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⬇️ people who hate the joker and want him to explode
bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about “you” instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
this post is VERY funny bc it has a fuck ton of likes and like. two reblogs. the fear of the wrath of the swifties is VISCERAL.
2.) If your choice is swerve at high speed or hit the deer you plow Bambis mom like you’re an IT specialist with a secret Twitter account and it’s anthrocon weekend.
Deer are softer than trees. Deer are softer than rolling your car 8 times.
Do not hit moose, though. Trees are softer than moose
by using my art or writing in your data sets, you agree to pay me 75% of your company’s net worth. This contract is fair and reasonable, and can only be negated by selling me your CEO’s soul.
You misunderstand.
I am relying on the fact they have no souls to force the companies to give me money
What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?
That you cannot fax money to someone.
Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…
I have received a fax in an envelope.
like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.
When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.
My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.
That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.
I like that this just turned into stories about faxing
“Get a rat and put it in a cage and give it two water bottles. One is just water, and one is water laced with either heroin or cocaine. If you do that, the rat will almost always prefer the drugged water and almost always kill itself very quickly, right, within a couple of weeks. So there you go. It’s our theory of addiction. Bruce comes along in the ’70s and said, “Well, hang on a minute. We’re putting the rat in an empty cage. It’s got nothing to do. Let’s try this a little bit differently.” So Bruce built Rat Park, and Rat Park is like heaven for rats. Everything your rat about town could want, it’s got in Rat Park. It’s got lovely food. It’s got sex. It’s got loads of other rats to be friends with. It’s got loads of colored balls. Everything your rat could want. And they’ve got both the water bottles. They’ve got the drugged water and the normal water. But here’s the fascinating thing. In Rat Park, they don’t like the drugged water. They hardly use any of it. None of them ever overdose. None of them ever use in a way that looks like compulsion or addiction. There’s a really interesting human example I’ll tell you about in a minute, but what Bruce says is that shows that both the right-wing and left-wing theories of addiction are wrong. So the right-wing theory is it’s a moral failing, you’re a hedonist, you party too hard. The left-wing theory is it takes you over, your brain is hijacked. Bruce says it’s not your morality, it’s not your brain; it’s your cage. Addiction is largely an adaptation to your environment. We’ve created a society where significant numbers of our fellow citizens cannot bear to be present in their lives without being drugged, right? We’ve created a hyper-consumerist, hyper-individualist, isolated world that is, for a lot of people, much more like that first cage than it is like the bonded, connected cages that we need. The opposite of addiction is not sobriety. The opposite of addiction is connection. And our whole society, the engine of our society, is geared towards making us connect with things. If you are not a good consumer capitalist citizen, if you’re spending your time bonding with the people around you and not buying stuff—in fact, we are trained from a very young age to focus our hopes and our dreams and our ambitions on things we can buy and consume. And drug addiction is really a subset of that.”
BUDDY you’re a BOY you’re a BIG BIG BOY you’re a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee
about to go slay the minotaur of cretes haha lol catch me celebrating like crazy on the ship after this
it’s so dark in here
this sucks. i can hear things dripping from the ceiling to the floor. all i have is uhhh a torch a sword and some thread. dude the thread isn’t even mine i have to give it back after this. someone remind me to give the thread back lol
wait there’s something on the floor over there lol. I’ll go check it out be right back
i feel sick
listen i knew. i knew, okay? people died here i knew that but gods. some of the bones even have coins for charon near them. what kind of monster is this
that noise was NOT water.
horns. it has horns. it has a cow’s hide on its chest and pale skin on its legs and two feet but it doesn’t trot and it doesn’t walk. it mouths things silently like it’s going to talk but all that comes out is a roar. it doesn’t sound like a man it sounds like. like. it hasn’t seen me yet. it’s eating. what is it eating??????
there’s no way i can fight this. i didn’t even bring a coin for myself. oh gods. oh gods I’m a coward. I’m a coward
no fuck wait I’m not a coward. none of you would do this okay listen none of you have even seen a minotaur before. I’ll tell you what it’s fucking like. that thing is taller than me a OH FUCK
I GOT IT i got it i slashed it on the leg and ran away again i got it. i got it oh my gods. I’m out of breath. oh gods
i have to kill it. i have to kill it don’t i. even if i manage to find the thread and go all the way back to the entrance they’re just going to send me back in. or send someone else in and i don’t want it to be someone else. i have to get out of here. have to finish the job
is that. is that crying
who’s crying? that’s definitely not a roaring sound it’s like. it’s more like howling? but it sounds like someone else. what the fuck is happening I’m going to go look
oh
his eyes are like mine. i looked out from behind the wall and the minotaur was just kneeling there holding his leg. i looked at the minotaur and he was crying and his eyes were like mine and they were brown. and they were scared.
i can’t do this.
i can’t. do it. i said i was going to but i don’t think I’m strong enough for this. but i have to. fuck
would it be a mercy? has he seen the sun since he was born? has he felt the breeze? has he talked to anyone? held anyone’s hand? how can he even cry with the head of a bull?
well. i guess the question is. why shouldn’t he cry
when the minotaur gets up he’s probably going to want to kill me and i don’t blame him. i need to get out of here before then. i
where’s the thread.
there’s no other exit. they won’t let me out of here unless someone is dead. oh gods.
what was her name? ariadne. ariadne gave me that thread. so i have to give it back to her. i have to make it out alive. please
please.
fuck this.
i need to get out of here. i have to. i have to get out of here. please please nobody can hear me except for the minotaur and i don’t want to die but he doesn’t want to die either i need to get out of here. i have to do this please oh gods. please forgive me I’m so sorry. i have to do this i don’t want to die I’m sorry i have to get out of here and if i do this PLEASE I HAVE TO
I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. i. the ground here is too cold. too solid. i can’t bury you. i don’t even have any coins. i can’t put you in an urn. i can’t carry you out. I’m sorry.
A lot of American cooking is really quite French and it has been for centuries and I used to not know that and everyone talked up French cooking so much and then I started actually looking into it and I was like. I. Cook like this. Everyone I know cooks like this. This is just butter. It’s butter, Michael. It’s butter. You were hyping up butter. I can already do this.
I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like
Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.
Even ignoring the quantity of workers or weaponry, I think there’s something special about specifically
people will see gross ships where the woman fixes the bad abusive boy or w/e and say “oh just like Beauty and the Beast” but y’all fail to realize Belle didn’t fix Beast. She’s not sitting there screaming about how “I know there’s good in you!!!!!!!” after he does something horrible. She’s not making it her goal to change him. Beast changes because he actively wants to become a better man. Belle is just existing around him and he’s like “hmm I wanna do something nice for her. I wanna learn how to read, and relearn how to eat properly so I don’t gross her out, and wear clothes properly instead of just ripped capes,” like he’s actually trying to be better, which is why the story works. Kyle Ron is not that. Edwin Cullen is not that. They’ll never have what The Prince has babes I’m sorry.
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