troythecatfish:

gothichorrorshow:

oogaboogaspookyman:

funkylilblob:

You know what if this post gets 10,000 notes i will actually try to better my mental health

You see its impossible because none of my posts get over 10 notes

@the-haiku-bot @hellsite-hall-of-fame @the-arcade-doctor

Let’s fuck this dude’s entire shit up gang

My mental health tips copy pasted from the comments because I kinda buried and separated them spamming

1, get enough sleep. no seriously you don’t realize how bad you feel until you start getting regular, good quality sleep 

2, decline self negativity. sure i think i’m a failure all the time but i just go “no i’m not” until that voice is louder 

3, eat regularly. it doesn’t have to be particularly healthy food but eat on some kind of schedule even if that schedule is “when i’m hungry" 

4, don’t care what others might think. just do what makes you happy. i know you’ve probably heard this one before but seriously learn to tune out negativity 

5, be around people that make you happy whenever possible! i was alone for a long time and it’s definitely greatly impacted my mental health to have a support system 

6, stay hydrated. it’s another one of those things where you don’t realize how bad you feel until you get hydrated 

7, practice self care whenever possible. that looks a little different for everyone so i can’t give specifics here (though other tips include some things you can incorporate into self care) but if you take care for yourself regularly you will start to care about yourself 

8, if possible for you, seek professional help. a good therapist can help you more than a person on tumblr ever can. there’s no shame in needing therapy and/or medication to improve your mental health 

9, if not a therapist, have someone else you can talk to about your issues or can call/message when you’re feeling down (this can be someone online or in person) 

10, if you experience gender dysphoria, there’s tips out there to lessen dysphoria to decrease feelings of self hatred that may be caused by dysphoria. some blogs i recommend for that are @/transgenderteensurvivalguide and @/transmasc-advice-blog who both have posts about lessening dysphoria 

pinkelotjeart:

You know sometimes I think about how in the plot description of the magnus protocol it’s stated that the magnus institute burned down in 1999. This did not happen in the original series so it obviously takes place in a alternative universe, and seeing as Gertrude attempted to burn down the archive originally, maybe in this universe she succeeded by executing the plan way earlier.

So now there’s an intresting thing about the episode that first hints to multiple dimensions in TMA. In mag 114 a cleaner named Anya Villette accidentally falls through the crack in reality at hil top road. She traveled from a different universe to the one we listen to. Notable is that in Anya’s original universe the tree at hil top road was still standing, implying Agnes was still alive there in 2009. (Agnes died in 2006)

That PLUS the fact Jonny has said he would’ve loved to elaborate on Agnes’s character, I have come to the conclusion that Agnes and Gertrude are still alive in magnus protocol.

THIS IS HOW AGNES MONTAGUE CAN STILL WIN (and date Gertrude.)

brightlotusmoon:

cock-holliday:

My philosophy for queer labels goes like this

1. Anyone who in good faith uses a label is fine to use it for themselves

2. There is no way to always tell who is using it in good faith

3. Act like everyone is using it in good faith.

4. …including assholes clearly IDing to be an ass. Treating them like they mean it is a quick way to make an asshole get yuckied out and knock it off. If they seem to be committed to the bit, maybe they really mean it

I did that to a guy. He wanted to be a wolverine, clearly being an asshole to try and play a “gotcha!” game. I called him Wolverine in place of any pronoun at all. He looked angry after a while, so I stopped. When he left, he mumbled “not what I fucking meant” and sounded like he might do some thinking.

doing-90mph-in-central-london:

doing-90mph-in-central-london:

doing-90mph-in-central-london:

he’s going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)

feels like some of u aren’t properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he’s so sleepy and content.

maybe people think he’s an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

fallingtowers:

recuperationdisliker:

recuperationdisliker:

recuperationdisliker:

f(x) tribute band called f’(x). you’d think the point would be to be derivative but it’s actually quite easy to differentiate the two.

ALT

no

ALT

yeah :)

haha yayyyy :) i’m having such a wonderful time on the internet with you

irelyre:

typhlonectes:

Oh yeah, The Ordeal. Its normal to wake up in a cold sweat years later with nightmares about The Ordeal. Anyone who didn’t go through The Ordeal is forever marked as a little too carefree. A little too uninhibited. Its illegal not to send your kids to The Ordeal.

i-m-snek:

Yeehaw!

i-m-snek:

Yeehaw!

recursivetransformarray:

ALT

fionnaskyborn:

angrydino42-and-avathecannibal:

*me working in the insides of a machine* shush, I need to focus, this is very intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intricate.

@recursivetransformarray

pansyfemme:

pansyfemme:

im sure ive said this before but speaking as a hairy guy who wears skirts more than pants. sometimes you guys put guys in maid dresses when they’re more of a tight blue jeans type femme.. putting fictional men in cute little outfits needs to be done with care.. feminize him but let his style peak thru.. they can’t all be catboys and submissive maids…

also sometimes some guys would wear maid dresses but they’d be party city fuckin unironed wrinkled shiny plasticy fabric shit. absolute dismal presentation. but it would fit character wise. because i care about these kinds of things

disasteradam:

Hello ultrakill community

mosticonicposts:

trainthief:

shoutout to the Twink at the front desk of the natural history museum who let me go into their Yellowstone exhibit for free. also shoutout to my laptop for auto-capitalizing Twink. always nice to see respect for our troops 

certified iconic post

bettinalevyisdetermined:

horrorobsessor:

knickynoo:

I am once again pondering the fact that Marty McFly is just such a fantastic character. Like, especially when you look at other male protagonists in the 80s, they all follow a similar trend. A lot are uber cool and suave, with the added side effect of also being a jerk. Many are popular jocks or whatever. Big flirts. Edgy and troubled or sleazy, etc.

And Marty is sort of in his own category entirely. He’s cool, but he’s not? He skateboards and kills it on guitar but has 2 whole friends–his girlfriend and a disgraced scientist–and crippling self-doubt and can’t go a day without falling down or tripping over his own feet or nearly being killed by a car.

He’s polite. He’s respectful. Won’t let anyone mess with the people he loves and doesn’t let a moment pass by where he can thank somebody or apologize for a wrongdoing. (seriously, Marty has beautiful manners. Like, it is quite noticeable how often he says, “please,” “thank you,” “excuse me,” or “sorry”.)

His emotions are all SO BIG and he doesn’t hold back on them. He gets all animated when he’s excited and yells when he’s scared and cries when he’s sad and pulls his friend into big ol’ hugs.

He literally never knows what is going on. Marty exists in the constant state of confusion. Between asking Doc to “wait a minute” every other sentence and his ever-changing, scattered thoughts, Marty is just out there trying to survive. Just slow it down, alright? He’s a smart guy, but he’s also got elevator music playing in his head. Really really fast elevator music.

Time means nothing to him. His watch is broken. He’s racking up tardies like it’s nobody’s business. Stopping by the garage to look for Doc and play some guitar when he should be at school. He’s got to get out of that stupid suit RIGHT THIS INSTANT even though he’s got one shot at the lightning strike at the clock tower.

Marty just. Does things. There is zero impulse control. A synapse fires and Marty’s brain goes “!!!” and that’s that. Punch the bully who’s twice your size, buy that sports almanac, just Walk Away while Doc is talking to you. Buy that sweet leather jacket. Ignore ALL instructions you’re given! Marty, you need constant supervision and I love you for that.

He’s just. Marty is the most character. Look at him.

They really knocked it out of the park with this guy.

For the record, I read this post starting from the last paragraph, then reading the paragraph above that one, and so on up.

Can confirm this post is just as good backwards and forwards

everythingfox:

Definitely

punk-isnt-dead-its-behind-you:

troopingfairy:

papasmoke:

[ID: A tweet by Séamus Malekafzali @/Seamus_Malek posted on January 11, 2024. It reads:

Let it be known tonight that the United States bombed multiple cities in a different country in order to protect Israel from suffering economic damage while it conducted a genocide.

/end ID]

US and UK carry out airstrikes against Iran-backed Houthis in Yemen | CNN Politics

theoneofwhomisblue:

Unwilling wunk

sighinastorm:

fivepoint-12:

holic-user:

Get domesticated, you cold idiot.

a-book-of-creatures:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

“No man is an island” oh really? Really? What about him?:

It’s the legendary island turtle :0

pedulum-chronometry:

netherworldpost:

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

n-simp:

xakumi:

Reblog this if you want your inbox full of anons

Nosy anons, curious anons, magic anons, ALL anons are welcome!

Come anons

teethcritter:

ooppo:

Imagine how much scarier zombie movies would be if the zombies smiled when they saw you because they were excited to finally eat. Imagine walking into a building to go and find shelter, scavenge, whatever, and you shine your flashlight into a room only to find several zombies idling there. Your light catches their eyes and they turn to look at you, their expressions desolate and empty. However, the moment they spot you, their open mouths turn to wide uncontrollable smiles and their eyes disappear into slits. They almost look friendly. Maybe even some of them manage to laugh instead of groan. How would you feel after months and months of losing people you know to smiling hoards? How would you feel after every encounter with a joyful zombie leaves you shaken and tired and fearful? How would you feel after hearing the sounds of laughter mixed in with the sounds of screaming and flesh being torn? After everything, what would your brain’s wiring process do to you when you see a friend smile? Would you hate smiling? Would you feel rage? Would your brain devolve back into a time where showing one’s teeth always meant a threat? What would you do if the joy of the human race was now only kept by the dead

hey this is fucking horrifying

official-megumin:

oralhardwarestore:

iminthetunnels:

pact-weapon:

It should be night for a month just so we can see who panics who lives and who dies

wouldn’t even notice with the shit i got going on

I would go outside and chase people on all 4s. Just me tho

I bring great news about the poles!

punkbxt:

r u a big shirt lil pants gay or a lil shirt big pants gay

hummingbird-hunter:

how many followers do you have (on your main blog/the one you use most often)

under 100

100-500

500-1000

1000-2500

2500-10k

10k-50k

50k+

See Results

Listen I know we all hate the “reblog for sample size” but. Please reblog I wanna knowwwww

gbptboys:

so many gay stereotypes operate under the assumption that all gay men are upper middle class and can afford to have amazing wardrobes and go to plays and stuff like that and it can be disheartening so here’s a shoutout to all my fellow poor gay men & boys, you’re all super gay & great

drizzlingtears:

*zones out for an entire week*

henk-heijmans:

Alpine ibex taking a chimney-top break in the French Alps, 2019 - by Sandro Lovari, Italian

who-gave-me-access-to-polls:

I see have have dun goofed so let’s try this again

How many siblings to y’all have?

None

1

2

3

4

5

6

7+

It’s complicated

See Results

maddierussell04:

This minecraft short comic called “A strange Coast” made by Ian Flynn I believe, I found in a book from my library I work has to be one of the most beautiful and respectful takes on the game.

It understands minecraft so perfectly and doesn’t treat it as childishly as the other stories in it did.

And all that within 10 pages and no word spoken.

mynorthernattitude:

Not to be a whore but, do you wanna build a Lego set together?

clumsypuppy:

clumsypuppy:

Why are ppl scared to call it what it is and say we’re still going thru covid on top of seasonal illness. Like. That’s pretty important right. I was watching the news and they were like oh yeah we have an unprecedented number of flu cases “as well as other sicknesses” without actually saying Covid. No announcement abt vaccinations or masking or anything. Also if I hear someone joking abt “war flashbacks” for mentioning covid I fucking hate u

dont leave it on healthcare workers to pick up the pieces bc u couldnt be bothered to wear a mask or stay home. dont wait for an immunocompromised person to remind you to sneeze into your elbow. i dont want to hear u whine about having a little cold and that i should get over it because i glared at u for coughing without covering your mouth. why dont u feel shame letting people around u get sick knowing u can do smth abt it. hello

vampiredayflower:

for my fellow solitaireheads

ceruleanfuckup:

revscarecrow:

:

if israel is charged for war crimes, never ever let the support for palestine stop. it will take generations to repair what’s been done. and there’s no way to repair the hearts of those who lost their entire families, children, loved ones, limbs, etc. the most we can do is rally to dismantle israel entirely. only then can the fallen rest easy.

memeuplift:

magical-bear-dubin:

birdwizardofficial:

magical-bear-dubin:

crime-wizard:

i-say-ok:

nerdy-as-heck:

m-pennanti:

getinthehandbasket:

suspicious-sweaters:

yeetkey:

ozzy-pawsbone-prince-of-barkness:

yeetkey:

ozzy-pawsbone-prince-of-barkness:

yeetkey:

the-kleptomancer:

yeetkey:

baconaxolotl101:

kurlyfryz:

toaster-120:

kurlyfryz:

anachronistic-cat:

kurlyfryz:

insert-gay-pun-queer:

andy-the-anon:

emo-scooby-snack-loving-giant:

katatles-the-fish:

im-an-aesthetic-mess:

mysticalpoodle:

daddyhyperion:

cyberduckshark:

awkwardintrovert2004:

kitsumekat:

stvckyslvt:

chancethereaper:

majitowfoxlover:

prguitarman:

legowerewolf:

emma-d-klutz:

shaolinbynature:

hey-hey-shutthefuckup:

lukestarkillerisgay:

microtear:

drankinwatahmelin:

lordhams:

goldensweetcheeks:

ellsworthej:

e-wifey:

thxrsdxy:

britteryikes:

lizzysarai:

effigyofubiquity:

kwantsu:

mf-johnson:

kumasenpai:

laurdlannister-kingslayer:

britteryikes:

singingnightowl:

antiandrogen:

abrown16:

teamnowalls:

antiandrogen:

shesfromsaturn:

violetnpurple:

savvygooner:

just-shower-thoughts:

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

25+25 = 30?
You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

1 is an even number

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

It can??? 0/2=0??

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

OD numbers huh?

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

YOU FORGOT 5

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

What about it?????

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

21 days away from 2020, folks.

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

This is art at its finest

ok.

this post will be dragged kicking and screaming into every new year until tumblr dies or time does.

Quick someone add a stupid addition to make this longer

Did you know that if you started spelling out numbers in sequential order you wouldn’t write the letter “A” until you reached one thousand?

The problem is its not stupid it is correct, as long as you dont write “and” (exapmle: five hundred and fifty eight)

sygni:

i hate how tumblr blocked tags work. here’s a huge empty post taking half of your feed with the thing you don’t want to see written over it AND A BIG ALLURING BUTTON

clarificationsw:

dndspellgifs:

look, I know I’ve talked about this essay (?) before but like,

If you ever needed a good demonstration of the quote “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”, have I got an exercise for you.

Somebody made a small article explaining the basics of atomic theory but it’s written in Anglish. Anglish is basically a made-up version of English where they remove any elements (words, prefixes, etc) that were originally borrowed from romance languages like french and latin, as well as greek and other foreign loanwords, keeping only those of germanic origin.

What happens is an english which is for the most part intelligible, but since a lot everyday english, and especially the scientific vocabulary, has has heavy latin and greek influence, they have to make up new words from the existing germanic-english vocabulary. For me it kind of reads super viking-ey.

Anyway when you read this article on atomic theory, in Anglish called Uncleftish Beholding, you get this text which kind of reads like a fantasy novel. Like in my mind it feels like it recontextualizes advanced scientific concepts to explain it to a viking audience from ancient times.

Even though you’re familiar with the scientific ideas, because it bypasses the normal language we use for these concepts, you get a chance to examine these ideas as if you were a visitor from another civilization - and guess what, it does feel like it’s about magic. It has a mythical quality to it, like it feels like a book about magic written during viking times. For me this has the same vibe as reading deep magic lore from a Robert Jordan book.

Uncleftish beholding

my heaf hurts:(

girlnephew:

phillip-bankss:

phillip-bankss:

after a lot of consideration I’ve decided I’m finally going to start streaming on tumblr live

kulvefaggoth:

littlegoldfinchh:

littlegoldfinchh:

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds