January 2024

gammagoop:

this the only platform i have to post this joke

agave:

sexhaver:

kushblazer666:

poopystain:

shes not gay greg

mechamothgirl:

ouroborosorder:

oddeyes588:

I Need you all to stop and watch this fucking video in its entirety. Even if you have seen clips of this scene, you need to watch the full thing. This is the most batshit thing ever put onto tv and it’s how the fucking season STARTS

philsminecraftpajamas:

philsminecraftpajamas:

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

this got seven notes in like seven seconds its a hit with the faggots in my phone

predstrogen:

6qubed:

null-is-sparing-you:

echojulietfoxtrot:

timemachineyeah:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

The Dublin spire isn’t a bad looking landmark per se but why does it look like it was specifically designed to pop blimps

It looks like whoever designed this hates balloons.

It’s a 120 meter tall stainless steel spike. Can’t go in it.

this looks like it was designed specifically so you could trip a kaiju and impale them with it

I used to hate it, but it actually makes more sense when you’re actually in/moving around Dublin lol.

Most buildings in Dublin are less than 5 storeys high, so you can see the Spire from most of the city centre, and get to the rest of the city from it fairly easily.

The Spire is designed so it works as a landmark you can see from almost anywhere.

Before Google Maps was really a thing, and even now it is, you could use it as a physical reference point to move around the city, and you’re kind of drawn to it one way or the other naturally. It’s kind of a giant IRL map pin.

That means there’s always a group of people at the base; teenagers meeting up with their buddies before setting off for the day, tour groups, folks from out of town just off the bus waiting their friends, and - my perpetual favourite - well dressed people with visible nerves trying to act cool as they wait for their dates.


So rather than a blimp defense system, think of it more like a spawn point.

Also when there’s a Star Wars movie they turn it into a lightsaber.

for those interested, this is a good example of how “Major structure you can see from everywhere” is a good thing for cities. The needle, though maybe not loved by everyone, is exactly as EJF says - a navigational reference point.

If you were ever lost, you could look for the needle and identify a major spot in the city. This can help avoid getting turned around (since you can track your direction in reference to a single point) , or provide a known spot to return to if you get disoriented.

This would also mean that if someone was new, they could learn the directions from the needle to where they were staying, and then travel the rest of the city with confidence that they can find their way back when they are done.

Water towers can serve a similar purpose in smaller towns, which is one of the reasons why they’re often kept, even when no longer used for storing water.

In conclusion, make fun of how it looks all you want, but this giant needle is now part of vital city infrastructure.

if it’s stupid and it works it’s not stupid

minecraft noob tower

tvthetv:

Do NOT interact unless you:

- are not a fan of puppeteers

- have a nagging fear someone else is pulling at the strings

- can’t sit idly

- can’t move at all

- curse the name (the one behind it all)

- are currently howling at the moon

- and are sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon

tvthetv:

Do NOT interact unless you:

- are not a fan of puppeteers

- have a nagging fear someone else is pulling at the strings

- can’t sit idly

- can’t move at all

- curse the name (the one behind it all)

- are currently howling at the moon

- and are sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon

sakura-koi-uta:

good morning ace attorney community

illumineeti:

ilikepotatooes-deactivated20250:

Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024

sayruq:

You can read the rest of the thread here. Plus here’s the 84 page document submitted by South Africa

zodlex:

waspsinyouryard:

waspsinyouryard:

waspsinyouryard:

waspsinyouryard:

waspsinyouryard:

wow I love driving

oh no

I had a dream that this was a massively popular Tumblr post

you cannot hurt me with this invocation, for this post brings me no notifications

I appreciate that the number of notes this post has in the hearts of people is steadily increasing

cmoon-rabbit4-blog:

i-will-help-you-swim:

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

affricative–collective:

causeofdeathtournament:

Acute radiation syndrome vs. Decapitation

Acute radiation syndrome

Decapitation

See Results

@saint-official hey lookie

d0n-d13g0:

cybernetic-divinity:

cybermax:

earhartsease:

weirdo09:

i-draw-and-do:

dawn-machine-official:

littlesurra:

littlefallprince:

emilyinthetardiswithcheekbones:

frizz01percy:

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

If we reblog enough we could save it

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

reblogged at 1.8M notes

how did this lose over 5k notes

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

… You know this was caused by legal pressure from the government??

notahorseindisguise:

do you ever say something and then think “wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this”

oligxrch:

kiunlo:

batshit-auspol:

Police have tweeted that large bags of cocaine are washing up on the beaches of Sydney and have asked the public not to touch them.

Merry Christmas everyone

depsidase:

sycamorality:

sycamorality:

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it seems this is the universal artist experience and not just me struggling to draw the same curved line for the 5608th time

maxterian:

stitchthisfiona:

He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle

lemonteaflower:

wimpynoodle:

eriizabeto:

anniedraws:

lemonteaflower:

image

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

image

we were so close to this ending on a good note… why…

this fucking post popped up in my dash again i swear it haunts me since the day i posted it why must it come back why must it always have that last pic attached why did this happen i did not sign for this.

animentality:

joeyclaire:

joeyclaire:

my mom’s trans allyship is on another level

she once called my friend’s deadname “that stupid thing his mom calls him”

catmask:

jellyfishesarecooler:

catmask:

does a single vivziepop character leave the onceler BMI bracket or are they all build like garden shed tools

none of these words are in the bible

oh yes they are

pitbolshevik:

pizzamafiaart:

Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

grox:

scottandhiskind:

vadergf:

dacool66-deactivated-june-1-2023:

scottandhiskind:

Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it

The history will be reborn under the reigns of chaos.

Oh so we’re going deep into cursed internet history today

sleepeys:

licherally cannot explain to adults these days that im actually so cool with the idea of being “just an employee” somewhere as long as i am paid enough to live comfortably and i also like the job. “but dont you want to be rich?? dont you want to always be striving for more???” like that sounds EXHAUSTING and i like having friends so

“Martyrs” volunteer and go to their death willingly for a cause they believe in. You are not a martyr if your house gets bombed by enemy shelling and you die. You are a casualty of war. Children cannot be martyrs. They cannot consent. Non-combatants caught in the crossfire cannot be martyrs. They are simply innocent victims of someone else’s violence. Do not conflate martyrs and innocents. In no scripture are they considered the same. Their fates are different. It is wrong to call one a martyr when they are an innocent. One is a choice, the other is not.

official-megumin:

el-shab-hussein:

90-ghost:

I know that

Westerners never cease to amaze me with their cruelty and their racism and their atrocious behaviour.

We’ve explained this a thousand times and this is something that can very easily be googled. And yet you people still choose to bother a man trying to survive a genocide about your own personal queasiness and self-righteousness over something you don’t understand.

In Islam, the concept of martyr is different. The actual word, in Arabic, is ‘shaheed’, meaning 'witness’ in the past tense. This is because on the Day of Judgement, they will be asked to testify in 'other people’s cases’. There are many things that can make someone a martyr in Islam. If you die of drowning, you are a shaheed (martyr). If you die of illness (plague), you are a shaheed (martyr). If you are a stillborn, you are a shaheed (martyr). The one used for Palestinians is the criteria listed by a specific hadith that says that they who are killed: 1) without their fortune 2) without their blood 3) without their faith 4) without their family then they are a martyr. Because when we are killed by the occupation, they have taken everything from us, our freedom of faith, and our fortunes (which they are still stealing millions of lbs of gold as they kill us in Ghazzah since Oct. 7), and they have scattered us so we are no longer united.

But no. Instead of asking someone else what we mean in good faith, you evil people want to bother a man who really doesn’t need this shit right now.

You people are so evil it’s crazy.

even this islamic definition aside.

Just trying to continue living your life in the face of certain destruction is an act of conscious defiance.

If that doesn’t make you a matyr, I don’t know what will.

To attack people who were killed in cold blood for no other reason than just expansion like this. Few things are as disgusting and inhuman

curiooftheheart:

grafzahl:

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I’m posting it here for all to enjoy

I don’t speak French so thank you to the many, many, many people in the notes going “Wait that’s not ‘can it’ that’s ‘Shut the fuck up’”

longlivepalestine:

someone commented this under the post & btw this does not mean Israel/Zionism is the same as Judaism. Judaism has nothing to do with what Israel is doing. Just like ISIS has absolutely nothing to do with Islam

Israel IS a terrorist state. They are terrorists.

They are just allowed to say this and continue their genocide and no one can stop them? I knew the world we live in, is a total fire dumpster but this? what Israhell is doing and getting away with? this is a whole new level of fucked up.

And the hypocrites who used to say “never again”, who now side with the oppressors, i just want you to know you would have sided with the Nazis too.

Fuck Israel, fuck anyone that supports them and fuck Zionism which is the root of all of this.

dovewithscales:

thescaredfluid:

memory–box:

thetum-blrdictionary-deactivated:

feyariel:

memory–box:

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren’t in a game

Me, so I can view the original meme:

bonus:

People keep tagging this as educational and I don’t know what to do or think about that.

Glossary of Terms

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

a-teacup-of-golden-cracks:

xxhentaibootytomhardyblowme:

the united states should not exist reblog if you agree

Fun fact! The United States functions as the bank for entire nations and that’s why our national debt is so high (the value of a bank is calculated based on its debt because that’s how much money it’s been given). Sooooo if the United States stopped existing, a global scale and far worse Great Depression would occur. While I most definitely don’t like the US, the ways things are set up it would be much better to try to fix it then destroy it.

alphabetcompletionist:

karcatgirl-vantas:

loki-zen:

it’s a common misconception that maths is all theoretical; they actually keep the 0 in a vault in France and u can go look at it if u got connections.

most numbers can only be found in the platonic realm of forms but there are a bunch of seven-digit primes that physically exist inside british museums as a holdover from the days when britain had colonies inside the platonic realm of forms

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVWXY

23/26

ghostyrivergirl:

dreamlit-wanderer:

the ability to say “i dont have a tiktok” in social situations makes me feel so powerful. like the general reaction is “shock, confusion, then this weird ‘thats probably a good thing’ response” its so fun

samgirl98:

jasmiinitee:

obviouslypancakes:

viostormcaller:

thenatsdorf:

Cat NO likey!

ALL THESE CATS ARE LITERALLY: “bitch what the fuck” LAHSLAJSOS

These cats all passed the mirror test and I think that’s impressive

i’m?????????????? they recognise themselves and their owner well enough to check back on their face???

My favorite are the ones that look up slowly as if they were in a horror movie

twerklina:

building-made-of-paper:

southernsolarpunk-deactivated20:

Original

I have seen two posts of these people’s content and they’re both so poetic this is beautiful and what we need more of. Peace and love on planet earth

vampmilf:

genuinely in fucking tears over this

best meow?

the french meow

the endless meow

the opera meow

the ghost meow

the chainsaw meow

the downhill meow

the senior meow

the doorbell meow

the earthquake meow

the concussion meow

See Results

vonnegutism:

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

i think im in the minority on tumblr in that i actually LIKE driving but every time i see a semi truck my life flashes before my eyes stay away from meeeee

crying and creaming and throwing up because an 18 wheeler is behind me

screaming.

I MEANT SCREAMING

building-made-of-paper:

southernsolarpunk-deactivated20:

Original

I have seen two posts of these people’s content and they’re both so poetic this is beautiful and what we need more of. Peace and love on planet earth

grimeclown:

evil-isthecatvideocute:

is-the-cat-video-cute:

trianglevsaxolotl:

aevios:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

[video description: a big orange cat sits inside a large metal pot on a kitchen counter looking around slightly confused and bewildered as two people off screen repeatedly point at him and say ‘little baby man’ over and over again overlapping with one another as they repeat the phrase /end description]

@is-the-cat-video-cute

Rating: Cute

This cat appears to be curious rather than stressed. The cat is probably in the pot for the same reason cats like being in boxes.

Rating: Not Cute

You’re laughing. That cat is being shot by finger guns and you’re laughing.

Rating: Not Cute

Theyre fucking cooking him

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

people who say shit like “well i identify as a toaster” should be turned into a sentient toaster for the rest of their lives so they can experience that trapped helplessness feeling that dysphoria brings

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

andythecorsair:

amaraqwolf:

amaraqwolf:

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

  • eat breakfast
  • go to bed
  • get out of bed
  • take a shower
  • write
  • practice
  • watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it
  • retain shreds of sanity

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

Helpful post I’ve added to my queue in case it helps someone else at the random point when it’s posted.

junoshusband:

bewbin:

bewbin:

why the fuck is everyone tagging this as pokemon