charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

“Sire, a new follower to our cause is at the gate.”

“Do they have an icon?”

“Nay, sire, a default icon.”

“Do they have a title?”

“Untitled, sire.”

“Do they carry posts?”

“A single reblog of a recent fandom post.”

“Hmmm… I’ll risk it. Let them in.”

“Very well, my liege.”

“Wait! What is their url?”

“I believe it is ‘gender-critical-kirby’, my lord.”

“Kirby would never! Shut the gate and banish this TERF from my realm!”

A term TERFs made up to legitimize and make their transphobia seem more intellectual

If you see somebody use it they’re most likely a TERF

In case you didn’t know, TERF stands for Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist. They’re transphobes who use a “feminist” angle to justify their transphobia.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

so what you’re gonna do is you’re gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife’s edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that’s important. you’re gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you’re gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you’re gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o’ salt. and then. you’re gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you’re gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that’s what you’re gonna do.

this post was a hit w/ the garlic fandom

rayclubs:

rayclubs:

New Year resolutions:

1. Be more faggot
2. Be more faggot
3. Even more faggot
4. Not kill myself
5. A little bit more faggot

☝️☝️☝️

yourlocalbreadenthusiast:

toomanyhyperfixationsinmybrain:

d00medyur1:

diabollicallyangelic-deactivate:

I love when the music goes weewooweewoo and switches sides in my headphones it’s so silly kicking my feet worthy

so real

This is the most relatable tumblr posts I have ever read

8D audio my beloved

miniangel:

yall see “love” and immediately go to “romantic love” if you translate “love is the whole point” to “romantic love is the whole point” you need to rethink everything because love is found in everything. in community, in friendships, in family, in food, in nature so actually love is the whole point and u can die mad about it. hope this helps <3

glitch1920:

meinzsara:

Naturalist Zoe Lucas has spent most of her adult life on Sable Island transplanting beach grass, observing wild horses, and mapping bees and flowers.

shaydh:

I need a bumper sticker that is artful and fits my edgy aesthetic and also lets conservatives know I hate them because if I have to see dipshit magas in the work parking lot they should also have to see me

i-am-the-egg-to-rule-all-eggs:

biglawbear:

afterword:

This is really funny on dark mode

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

nyyx-xoxx:

what is your eye colour??

blue

green

brown

hazel

milticoloured

other

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i want this to be as anonymous as possible

spread it around!!

Tumblr Code.

lostgeekette:

moriarty-mastermind:

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

twinkboom1:

testosteronetwunk:

you know it’s bad when Le Colonisateur Suprême says ENOUGH

tim-official:

tim-official:

orcboxer:

tim-official:

my names christian baby. im the one from all the questions. I grew up now but I’m not Christian anymore. I tell people my names “Lyle” and Im a shift manager at a secondhand sports clothing store. honestly I want to leave all that business behind me

sorry about the time a baseball pitcher threw you at me and I hit you with a bat and scored a home run to a chorus of sinful cheers and holy boos. I thought you were a baseball… 😎 wrong emoji 🤑 wrong emoji 🦶 wrong emoji 👄 wrong emoji 😷 wrong emoji 🛀 wrong emoji 😖

its cool man. water under the bridge

you did what you had to do and I get that

dicaeopolis:

despazito:

despazito:

despazito:

You couldn’t pay me

Someone in replies claiming there’s a chance they know these people and that 2 of the housemates listed are the married couple (one being the quaker) who own the property and essentially run a rebranded boarding house. Incredible

It’s like watching a car wreck…

ALT

they ask in the application form if you’re disabled and if there’s anyone who would notice if you suddenly went missing

lemonlegs4:

phantomrose96:

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting “blowing my balls up at the bomb factory” and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They’re the future and I’m on dial-up. The market’s gonna out-compete me.

bearie:

TERRIBLE news for fussy and crabby kitty cats. you are going to be kissed. you are going to be loved

blanketfortarchitect:

kushblazer666:

Reverse joan of arc

rokamakofo:

applejuicewerewolf:

rokamakofo:

The story would progress faster but getting the gun back again would take ages

carby:

jakeperalta:

in honour of tumblr live officially getting shut down, did you ever use it?

Yes, I went live on there

Yes, I watched others

No

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niinjamal:

What if there were more Pokémon in the form of virtual pets like Tamagotchi or Digimon?

guerrillatech:

Stop trying to be productive

lizardsfromspace:

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that’s really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that “I’m me! No! No!” as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

crescent-cubed:

It’s a crime that there’s so many Pokemon I can’t give a hug to in real life

leebrontide:

tricky-pockets:

tricky-pockets:

tricky-pockets:

tricky-pockets:

fucking adhd. I have to run a con on my own brain to get anything done.

I’m staging everything I’ll need to do paperwork and a stressful phone call, real sneaky-like so as not to alert my brain to the plan. Going into the kitchen for coffee and casually turning on my computer as I pass. Telling myself I’m just picking up these papers so I don’t step on them. Planting my favorite pen in a strategic position.

Later, I’ll subtly imply that completing this task is quick, it’s easy, and it’s free. And then I’ll see everything laid out and think “well, surely a little 5-minute trial run won’t hurt, and of course I can stop if I want to.” and that’s when the bear traps will be activated.

and maybe you’re thinking nobody would fall for that but lemme tell ya: I know the mark and he’s a real goober. you can trick him into taking pills just by placing them on top of a package of mint oreos. he doesn’t even question it, just finds the pills on his way to the cookies and goes “sure, why not?”

This post is how I found out my wife insists on keeping her meds in the tea drawer because she actively likes making me tea in the morning and so she had to put the pill cassette between herself and the tea.

genderkoolaid:

oh i see. the problem with some people’s intersectionality is that they see the misogyny experienced by white or cis women as Pure Misogyny untouched by race or gender modality, which creates the idea that there is any pure form of oppression untouched by the other aspects of the experiencer. they don’t understand that white + cis women’s experiences with misogyny don’t just lack racism or transphobia, but in fact have traits unique to their white + cis womanhoods.

tinygreenlight:

mostlysignssomeportents:

“When you want to take their books away, they’re children. When you want them to work, they’re adults.”

ALT

“When you want to take their books away, they’re children. When you want them to work, they’re adults.” -/u/xFurorCelticax/ on /r/LateStageCapitalismhttps://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/194g10g/when_you_want_to_take_their_books_away_theyre/

My brain is melting, exactly what is happening here?? Unreal…

roguetelepaths:

roguetelepaths:

you can’t oppression olympics your way out of how your trauma affected you.

“other people had it worse” bitch! I don’t care! just from looking at you it’s plain and obvious that you’ve had a time of it! a person can drown in six inches of water, it doesn’t matter if someone else is drowning in ten feet! you’re both still fucking drowning! show yourself a little bit of compassion before I come over there and do it for you. this is a threat

sashasylva:

He will be boiled soon.

import–math–geek–math-rand:

runcibility:

moringmark:

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[Image ID: an 8 panel comic. The first panel shows a person saying, “I wanna be a hero, and help people in need!” The next panel is them asking, “But how?” The third panel is them walking up to a stand that has the text, “content creator” and has a jar of hearts, a piece of art on display, and a stack of cards with a reblog symbol on it. There is a person behind the stand who is wearing a red neckerchief, grey cape, and on their back a larger version of a drawing tablet and drawing pen. Panel 4 is a zoom in of the heart jar to show a heart being dropped in, panel 5 is a zoom in of a reblog card being taken, and panel 6 is zoomed out and shows the original person telling the artist, “looks great!” Panel 7 shows them walking out of frame while saying, “hmm.” Panel 8 is a zoom in on the artist’s face saying, “my hero.” /End ID]

strawberrycircuits:

chosen one not as in the one the prophecy foretold but as in lamb to the slaughter. as in the only person both brave and foolish enough to do it. chosen one as in sculpted, molded to be the perfect sacrifice to something expertly, divinely crafted to annihilate you wholly and surely. chosen one as in taken away. chosen one as in death sentence. chosen one as in goodbye

ALL TERFS DIE IMMEDIATELY. THIS POST WAS MADE BY A TRANNY. DO NOT TAG THIS AS “HARRY POTTER” I WILL BLOCK YOU.

i-am-aprl:

Dozens of Jewish activists drop a huge banner from San Francisco’s Colt Tower sending a message to mayor London Breed not to veto the ceasefire resolution that was passed by the SF Board of Supervisors 10 days ago.

cardentist:

manstrans:

manstrans:

manstrans:

being terrified of your friends finding out you have riveting opinions like “trans men experience oppression specifically for their gender” is honestly exhausting

it’s literally just ace discourse but people who never bought into that exclusionism think it’s cool this time

hearing “I’m gonna become a baeddel” from people you heard mocking exclusionism in ace discourse and bi lesbian discourse and transmed discourse when it’s literally the same shit just. hurts. why is it me you forfeit your morals over? why now?

and a reminder: this is how exclusionism functions

it’s the same mindset, the same reasoning, the same arguments, the same tactics over and over and over again. this isn’t a flaw, it’s a part of the design

because it’s Looking for people who are susceptible to the Mindset, but haven’t been shown an “"acceptable”“ victim yet.

people who know that you’re not supposed to hate trans women or gay people or ace people or- eventually there will come a kind of person that you Don’t understand. that’s different from you, or that you have complicated feelings towards, or that you’ve never heard of.

and people who Only know that exclusionism is bad because of the Specific Victims being targeted are vulnerable to this. can be lied to, can be manipulated.

and what makes this scary is that once someone has bought into the Mindset the Victim Can Be Changed.

ace exclusionism was a terf recruiting tactic. this is a known fact. terfs were Openly courting ace exclusionists, they Openly spread ace exclusionist rhetoric, there were terfs who came out and said that they were drawn into it Through ace exclusionism.

it was to the point that a terf post would gain some steam, and within a day the Literal Exact Same Post would show up in the ace exclusionism tag with "ace people” swapped out with “trans women.”

your friends that were willing to stand up for ace people once upon a time might not be willing to do the same in a few years if they’re walking down the exclusionism path now. it’s Easier than some people would like to admit to go from hating one kind of trans person to hating All trans people.

and that’s exactly Why it’s important to understand how exclusionism works, how radfem rhetoric works. it’s not enough to just hate a specific kind of exclusionism or to recognize that it’s wrong to hurt a specific kind of victim. because the Methods, the Mindsets, the talking points, they’re Fundamentally harmful. and you Can be tricked by them if you don’t know what to look for.

superflytrap:

Ich wusste gar nicht dass die Richter vom Bundesverfassungsgericht so coole Outfits haben

Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

rincewitch:

sociallyanxiousdragon:

sociallyanxiousdragon:

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This is what we did before polls, when we could still edit posts

stone age tumblr utilizing primitive tools

bibliocharlie:

the most helpful thing i have ever seen from neurodivergent internet spaces is “THERE ARE OTHER TIMES OF DAY TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH”. this has genuinely saved me from executive dysfunction spirals so many times.

i-say-not-ok:

i-say-ok:

honeysider:

the-only-useful-lesbian:

honeysider:

the-only-useful-lesbian:

honeysider:

the-only-useful-lesbian:

honeysider:

bloodied-dagger-deactivated2024:

the-only-useful-lesbian:

to the fairest

Athena

Hera

Aphrodite

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Reblog for larger sample size whatever

no no let em cook, what do i get if i choose one of them

Athena gives you a really cool sword and armor.

Hera offers you a life long and happy

Aphrodite offers you the most beautiful woman in the world. She does not specify if this woman is married or not

oh fuck yeah i love women i vote aphrodite

Uh oh, she’s married to the King of Sparta and now all of her former suitors are after you and they all brought a minimum of 600 soldiers.

thank the gods for these really sturdy walls i think everything will go so well for the neighborhood

Big horse.

Ooooooo~! gimme gimme gimme

ok.

not ok!!

youngestdaughtersyndrome-deacti:

always follow the four g rule …. is it gaudy is it gauche is it grotesque is it godly

utopians:

utopians:

sorry to keep harping but the thing is. like. people pretty much universally have profoundly complex and richly textured lives outside of the internet. like everyone you’ll ever meet will have their share of complicated relationships, personal struggles, identity issues, et cetera. and these people will likely have deep inner lives and senses of self that an outsider is not easily privy to yk. but then you get all these Posters with a superiority complex who log into the fandom blogging website, see a fandom blogger blogging about fandom, and for some reason forget that other human beings have a rich inner world and assume that this little niche interest site somehow represents the totality of the fandom blogger’s life and that they can deduce some sort of damning portrait of a Life Consumed by Media from the fact that they sometimes blog about fandom on the fandom blogging website. and then they make stupid ass posts like the aforementioned. it’s so pretentious and self important and mean spirited with zero substance. Banished to the salt mines for 10000 years

*stands in a bowling alley angrily tapping my foot as I notice everyone around me doing nothing but bowling* it’s so fucked up how obsessed with bowling everyone is. nobody has an identity outside bowling. these people must have no sense of self when they aren’t bowling. unlike me… if only I could write some sort of post to enlighten these poor fools…

sayruq:

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t4transsexual:

was talking to my gf about my fear of dying young for being trans and my mom putting my deadname on my gravestone, and she said “i hope that never happens, but if it does, i will carve your name into your grave myself if i have to.” and i think theres something extremely raw about that sentiment and trans community in general. you can kill only our bodies, but you cant kill transsexuality

inthesensethat-deactivated20240:

mayonaisalspray:

Drew a lot of really good mayocat reaction images today