January 2024

epilepticsaints:

godmybackhurts:

inthefallofasparrow:

autisthc:

anphivenas:

jesterbots:

HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE’VE A BEAST TO SLAY

FOOLS !!! IT’S A TRAP !! THEY ARE FLANKING YOU, AND NOW YOU ARE SURROUNDED !!

OH, THE HUBRIS OF MAN !! TO BE SCUPPERED THUS BY HIS OWN OBSESSION !! AND WHO NOW IS LEFT TO INFORM THE WIDOWS WHAT FOLLY TOOK PLACE HERE?

@plaguedocboi

punkryuki:

punkitt-is-here:

this duck LOVES pink drink

veralena-deactivated20240731:

rosalinastan:

prettyaveragewhiteshark:

ryebreadgf:

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

it’s almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something

man this politics shit is easy

prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

practicing piggy movement tech

feel like im getting it down

southernsolarpunk-deactivated20:

Original

funny-tik-toks:

southernsolarpunk-deactivated20:

Original

funny-tik-toks:

daintyboots:

daintyboots:

daintyboots:

daintyboots:

i’ve seen a few posts going around of people trying to stump akinator and i think i’ve got it you guys

i’m gonna make him guess those trees off to the left

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wish me luck

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they’re fucking trees akinator

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idk man i try to stay out of the relationship conflicts of vegetation

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ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS AKINATOR???????????????
FUCK THIS GAME

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If you create a poll on your OWN blog, do you vote on it?

apolladay:

If you create a poll on your OWN blog, do you vote on it?

Yes, I vote whatever option applies to me

Yes, I vote on the results option to see the results

No, I don’t vote at all so that I don’t skew the results

No, I just forget to do it

I’ve never created a poll

See Results

materassassino:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

The American Midwest is being hit with dangerous blizzards and subzero temps that can cause frostbite in under ten minutes and my dad is outside grilling burgers.

You guys are having a great time in the notes but my dad is having a better time in the snow.

thenyanguardparty:

self-loving-vampire:

self-loving-vampire:

self-loving-vampire:

self-loving-vampire:

Every time a story is like “this enlightened civilization solved war, scarcity, and disease but doing so only made life boring and meaningless because you need Suffering for anything to be worthwhile” I just wonder how they even made it that far with seemingly not even a concept of games or simulated conflict in general.

Especially bad when this is a civilization so advanced and utopian that they could conceivably rewire their own brain chemistry to just not have those sorts of needs in the first place.

It’s so weird when you think about it, isn’t it? “A world without struggle has no satisfaction” is probably fair enough, but why does the struggle need to have such high stakes? Why would anyone need to suffer and die for real for it to mean something?

Empirically people are perfectly content to challenge themselves through things that will have no major negative consequences for failure, and it seems reasonable to believe this would continue to be the case if all the problems in their personal life were solved.

It kind of reminds me of the trope of the rich character who is bored and dissatisfied with life and tries to make it into a thing about how money doesn’t buy happiness but really they just clearly have no hobbies or interests and don’t know how to entertain themselves beyond just buying even more positional goods.

“this society has it too easy and is culturally degenerated as a result” is also a fascist/reactionary trope

politicalantibody:

tomorrowusa:

Put Trump back in the White House and we’ll see an all out war on the planet led by Republicans and the fossil fuel industry.

In the same interview with Sean Hannity when Trump said he’d be a dictator, he also promised that he would “drill, drill, drill”.

His lust for fossil fuels only continues to grow.

Former President Donald Trump pulled the U.S. out of the Paris climate agreement, staffed his environmental agencies with fossil fuel lobbyists and claimed — against all scientific evidence — that the Earth’s rising temperatures will “ start getting cooler.”

Expect a second Trump presidency to show less restraint.
Trump’s campaign utterances, and the policy proposals being drafted by hundreds of his supporters, point to the likelihood that his return to the White House would bring an all-out war on climate science and policies — eclipsing even his first-term efforts that brought U.S. climate action to a virtual standstill. Those could include steps that aides shrank back from taking last time, such as meddling in the findings of federal climate reports.

[ … ]

But as the GOP front-runner, he’s gone back to alleging that human-caused global warming is fake, is baselessly blaming whale deaths on wind turbines and said last month that if elected he would be a “ dictator for one day” — in part so he could “drill, drill, drill.”

Meanwhile, many of his former staffers are building out a comprehensive plan to decimate both climate policy and regulations on fossil fuels. And Trump allies expect that the former president would fill his next administration with officials who are even more hostile to efforts to address global warming.

The people on the fringe who claim that both parties are alike seem like even bigger idiots with each passing day. Putzing around with third parties is like playing Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver.

The only way to avert a disaster for democracy and a planetary catastrophe is to vote and Vote Democratic.

It’s always easier to prevent a dictatorship than it is to end it once it’s in power.

A second Trump Presidency would be a fatal blow to any attempts to avert the looming climate catastrophe. As if you needed yet another reason to make sure he never holds office again!

Ah, the Democrats still have “not being the republicans” as their only real platform people care about.

If only they didn’t actively shift US politics to the right making the republicans job easier.

clownngutzz:

BISAN HAS CALLED FOR A GLOBAL STRIKE

January 21-28th

clownngutzz:

BISAN HAS CALLED FOR A GLOBAL STRIKE

January 21-28th

quasi-normalcy:

blackjackgabbiani:

quasi-normalcy:

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

You, ah, don’t think it’s unfair to judge people’s morals based on their finances?

I, ah, think that it’s perfectly fair to judge people’s morals based on the amount of money they pour into neo-nazi political movements, yeah actually.

letmebegaytodd:

bro stop being so verbose the hoes keep having to look up dictionary definitions every time they talk to you

viiioca:

loireejinn:

*“A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES” followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

i hate it when i get partnered with zenos in gym class

this is my only contribution to society today

footlongdingledong:

making ocs for ur ocs is a very underrated oc related activity I feel like that one spunchbob image

jsillabub:

mariaalenkoshepard:

bondsmagii:

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.

grizzabella:

comradecobalt:

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240:

akihatohnoofficial:

reading old messages is really fucked up because you see things and you’re like i would not fucking say that

wellwhiskey:

wellwhiskey:

he’s just like me fr

we are the same

thepoisonroom:

awesome-240984568:

anas-tas-ia-deactivated20240216:

libraryogre:

supremeshogunrj:

killowave:

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 “raid”, or memories of Internet Explorer?

mads-schubert:

1/16/24

libraryogre:

supremeshogunrj:

killowave:

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 “raid”, or memories of Internet Explorer?

ravensrandoms:

apassionateempress:

fatherharlot:

kreature-ofthenight:

ratherinterestingmilkshake:

moonymango:

keltik:

cowboyslovingboys:

rebellum:

cowboyslovingboys:

why do grooms get one boring black jacket and brides get the most jawdropping gowns ever like when i get married i want pearls and lace and a train is that too much to ask??

Hnn could you imagine.. a suit embroidered with baroque pearls… a LACE CAPE gently floating behind the groom… a fuckin sword..

oh my god…. your m i n d…. the wedding industry is quaking 

Meanwhile in Scotland…

YO, there are SO MANY great groom outfits around the world where he is dressed all in silk, lace, gold, pearls and glitter, with capes and scarves, hats and stitchery and I find it so sad that most of these countries switch over to “suit”. Like, look at these handsome boys!

India

Sudan

China (traditional)

Nigeria

Indonesia

Mongolia

Ghana

Ethiopia

Poland

Romania

Russia (1)

Russia (2)

*shakes fist at sky*

damn you western marriage culture

may I add

Norway

japan 

japan the hard core traditional wedding costume

Turkey

Hungary

Navajo

maori (new zealand)

Fiji

Tonga

Here are some gay wedding additions:

India

India-Pakistan

South Africa

Thailand

Japan

Georgia

This last addition to this ^^^ is my genuinely my most favorite part!

I rb’d a different version of this and added other cultures (including that Georgian one – which, ftr, notes that these guys are Georgians in America, because if they’d worn those clothes [chokha] in Georgia as openly gay men having a gay wedding, there’s a not-insignificant chance they would’ve gotten killed, since gay men aren’t considered “real men” and only “real men” are deemed worthy of wearing chokha. Which I think is contextual information worth sharing here – that this isn’t just beautiful cultural garb but also a very deliberate act of defiance and pride using that clothing in the face of the intensely hypermasculine, homophobic culture it comes from).

Rb’ing this alternative version just because I love the inclusion of some of the other same-gender weddings.

madrasi:

2spirit-1spoon:

notyourtoday:

  • Don’t buy the new iphone or any phone if yours works fine
  • No apple tablets or pcs if yours works fine
  • If you need one, get a refurbished one
  • Boycott Teslas
  • Boycott Vapes

All these things contain resources being illegally and violently mined from Congo.

hungry-skeleton:

The difference between 👀 and 👁️👁️ to me

official-graveyard-posts:

adulthoodisokay:

smurflewis:

rilgon:

lieutenantbites:

nosdrinker:

eveltal:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

sageoftenpaths:

WOW

I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit

That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game

HE REALLY DID IT

holy
FUCKING SHIT

so wait

someone literally had the balls of vibranium it takes to attempt christ air

in front of Tony Hawk

AND STUCK IT

jfc

Tony Hawk literally says “Are you kidding me” because that move from the video game is a made up move that know one thought would be humanly possible

i’m so glad to finally have context for one of my fav reaction gifs

Official graveyard post. +Bonus

This dude probably almost died like 80,000 times while practicing/perfecting this trick

kwekstra:

Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

clarificationsw:

snazzy-hats-and-adhd:

thoughtstherapy:

no because why are so many mental health posts just shitting on neurodivergent people? like “smile more, exercise more, do things you enjoy, put in consistent effort” its all just “dont be mentally ill”

yesterday i had an anxiety attack as i was waking up. wtf would other people do? feel better? I wanted to kill myself, that isnt something i can just exercise through.

every moment is exhausting and constantly takes immense effort. it is hard for me to do things i actually like doing let alone the things i have to do but cant. like I’m sorry but for most people working out, doing homework, and going out, comes far easier than for neurodivergent people. I feel physically sore and tired when im depressed, anxiety makes me physically nauseous and dizzy. these dont have easy fixes.

When im not in a depressive episode i can actually get these done pretty well, working out comes easy, i can do homework and all that, its just not always like that yk? i have months at a time where i feel like I’m rotting from the inside out. its not that easy. i wish it was.

our-queer-experience:

sacredfire44:

our-queer-experience:

Actually considering the wide range and overlap of pelvic structures of all sexes, it’s more likely they will identify your gender based on your belongings, burial, and culture! So basically, darling, serve cunt hard enough and the archeologists will see that cunt, too ❤️

never getting over “the archeologists will see that cunt”

archosaur-automaton:

mouse girl commercial airline pilot who gets on the intercom and says “this is your captain squeaking… we’ve just ahhh, reached our maximum cruising altitude of 32,000 feet, which is very high and scary for me because I’m a mouse”

chlorofeel-deactivated20240728:

My hands are calloused from all these posts

thefoxineer:

nyancrimew:

you know how sometimes you have a crush and

books-and-cookies:

can the cost of living like… chill

transarsonist:

reblog this post to remind the person you reblogged it from that they’re valued and loved and seen

deathindustrialnoise:

So You Think You Can Abolish It Without Abolishing The Social Conditions That Give Rise To It: my new game show

girl-torture:

russianconcussion:

I really like what this physicist, Lamar Glover, has to say in Behind the Curve

+ this part from Spiros Michalakis:

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Incredibly good take which is really rare for these topics

dizzolving:

The hunter

nerdychristianfanboy:

supreme-leader-stoat:

predatory-lesbians:

ashleyloob:

what’s the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

sometimes i like to acknowledge nuance

itsbrucey:

Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they’re so “ bright and warm” but instead being about fucking brutal they are.

Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.

loki-zen:

yorickish-deactivated20240226:

my foreskin is cold

excitedly alt-tabbing to an open excel spreadsheet called ‘people i follow on tumblr and whether they are circumcised’