he’s such a dad. I can’t wait to figure out how his (adopted) fairy daughter is gonna look
OHMYGOSH I LOVE THAT SO MUCH
she got trapped (gotta think of what she got trapped in) and he freed her. she keeps coming back to help his plants grow but is terrified to actually talk to him
as much as i love to see evil twisted little freaks, there is just something way more compelling about characters who are unflinchingly Good and kind despite the horrors they’ve endured
a lot of YA and fantasy stuff has always been a little cringe and silly but at least it used to be cringe from the heart instead of designed in a lab to get teens on tiktok to use a certain sentence from it
cringe is always okay when it’s just from the heart
Hey is anybody having trouble with those Captcha test things lately? Mine are getting kinda weird and I’m even not too sure what to click on
Hi, a few people accused this of being AI generated and I would like to point out I actually painted this— it was inspired by how fucked up AI generated captcha images look, of course, but the final result was hand-drawn. Don’t mind that I have over 200 layers on this thing haha my painting process is a disaster
yall have got to be more normal about Southern people and I’m not kidding. enough of the Sweet Home Alabama incest jokes, enough of the idea that all Southerners are bigots and rednecks, and enough of the idea that the South has bad food. shut up about “trailer trash” and our accents and our hobbies!
do yall know how fucking nauseating it is to hear people only bring up my state to make jokes about people in poverty and incestuous relationships? how much shame I feel that I wasn’t born up north like the Good Queers and Good Leftists with all the Civilised Folk with actual houses instead of small cramped trailers that have paper thin walls that I know won’t protect me in a bad enough storm?
do yall know how frustrating it is to be trans in a place that wants to kill you and whenever you bring it up to people they say “well just move out” instead of sympathizing with you or offering help?
do yall understand how alienating it is to see huge masterposts of queer and mental health resources but none of them are in your state because theyre all up north? and nobody seems to want to fix this glaring issue because “they’re all hicks anyways”
Southern people deserve better. we deserve to be taken seriously and given a voice in the queer community and the mental health space and leftist talks in general.
small brain: the olympics are about sports! regular brain: the olympics are about putting nationalism aside to celebrate human achievement! galaxy brain: the olympics are about satisfying our desires for big nationalistic pageants in a mostly harmless way! exploding universe buddha fireworks chakra brain: the olympics are a modern potlach ceremony, in the "destruction of wealth for prestige" sense, because of what a shitshow it is for whatever city hosts them
It’s always the most insufferably shallow men who harp on about the “male loneliness epidemic” u could never understand the depth of loneliness experienced by traumatized mentally ill young women who are late bloomers watching all their friends grow up and move on while they rot alone trying to make sense of the fact that they’re still alive
tumblr popularity is worthless it just gets you people legitimately like wanting you dead , and people sending ‘cryptic’ asks like “in 2021 horses will be made of blood” in hopes youll go “omg this is the scariest thing i have ever read this is so fucking cryptid op do you shit” and it gets 7,000,000,000,000,000 note
tumblr popularity is worthless it just gets you people legitimately like wanting you dead , and people sending ‘cryptic’ asks like “in 2021 horses will be made of blood” in hopes youll go “omg this is the scariest thing i have ever read this is so fucking cryptid op do you shit” and it gets 7,000,000,000,000,000 note
Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of women’s bodies and anatomy it’s embarrassing. Like i’m super fucking sorry that you’ve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and you’re 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and that’s Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that you’re gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state
What more is there to say. Transphobic gay men could never serve cunt cause they hate pussy too much
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Same for transphobic lesbians who go "penises are gross” it is a body part, please grow up
Faces are icky! I don’t like people with faces, it makes me uncomfortable to be in the same room with them!! I could never date anyone with a face 🙄 smh those freaky face havers are sooo obnoxious and purposefully want me to feel uncomfy because they have a face! /s
too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night
tell me you have never worked in customer service without telling me you’ve never worked in customer service
The customer does not want to speak to a human. The customer wants to speak to a doormat. Doormats do not have resumes or thumbs, so we ‘psychopaths’ will have to do.
this may come as a shock to absolutely no one but my work personality is vastly different from my online personality. there’s some overlap but not much
this photo from Atlanta’s lesbian bar last weekend is so amazing. we need to add it to the canon of images like This. A femme about to pounce!!!
[Image ID: a crowded lesbian bar. the camera is focused on the interaction of two black women. one of them is squatting down onstage wearing black cowboy regalia with silver accents. the other is wearing a simple black t-shirt, jean shorts, and a small smile on her face. both are staring deeply in each other’s eyes. /.End ID]
Unpopular opinion: All games should have the option to enable pausing.
And to save almost everywhere.
Yes even in soulslike games.
I am an adult who has a full time job and responsibilities. I get to play maybe an hour a week. I do not want to lose that hour of progress because devs decided ‘pause’ was not allowed in their game and I had sudden unexpected things come up that meant I had to quit the game without saving/leave it playing and hope enemies wouldn’t respawn.
Also it would massively increase accessability. I have fully working non-injured hands and they still need a break after a tough boss fight. I can’t imagine how frustrating it must be for people with joint pain, arthritis, etc, etc.
Pets. Children. Phone calls. Wife going into labor. People playing the game while working, and needing to pause when actual work needs to be done.
Pot boiling over. Pets getting into a fight. Doorbell rings for delivery. Car wreck on street. Kids coming over to visit. Random weird noise at 1 am that needs investigating. Actually me-> random weird noise was HOUSE ATTEMPTING TO BURN DOWN.
“Maybe it’s a burglar, maybe it’s a fire. Is it worth giving up the last 30 minutes of gameplay to check?”
the tendency for racists and white supremacists to go gaga over their idea of ancient Rome is so darkly hilarious because of how entirely wrong it is. It’s not a twisting of some kernels of truth, it’s not a misinterpretation, it’s just the exact opposite, and people in Western Europe has been doing it for so long. For centuries people in Britain and Germany would be like/have been like “ah yes, we are special and superior because we are the heirs of the superior Romans” while next to a giant pile of writings by respected Ancient Romans who went “god, Britain is a dump and Germany is full of idiot barbarians. I wish I lived somewhere cool and cultured like Syria or Tunisia.”
#the amount of letters i read about roman soldiers bemoaning the lack of olives in britain is astounding
being in love with ur friend like entirely platonically is insane. like. hey, i love you so much by the way. i carry a part of you in me, so if were apart ill still do things that will remind me of you because i got it from you. hey man i know were talking right now but i miss you. i love you
To anyone rbing this going “you can do this?” YES! It’s apart of having friends I feel, youre a little bit in love with them. And that’s fine, that’s okay, you’re meant to love and it’s only human to love your friends with your whole heart. And to those of you going “but be careful” sure, but also remember that the love you give someone never really does go away. They still have it they will still get reminded of it somehow, you will also still remember it. Even if things do turn out bad with that person. You didn’t waste your love, you loved how you were meant to, that’s all you really can do
also i love that the phrase “piss on the poor” is functionally an effective shorthand on here for “someone has a lack of reading comprehension”. wonder how long it will be before the knowledge that it is an intentional misapprehension of the phrase “piss poor” disappears and we get a Reader who says. the phrase piss on the poor is so cruel we should say something else
Palestine has hope. Say it with me. Palestine has hope. Palestine has hope. Shit like this has happened in the past, and there have always been survivors to tell the tale. Palestine has hope. Palestine has hope. It’s true.
a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it
Anyone have any ocean fun facts? I could go for some ocean themed posts today.
The oar fish
Typically live in deep waters. Nicknamed the “disaster fish” and “earthquake fish” due to their association with disasters. In Japanese they are called 竜宮の使い “Ryūgū-No-Tsukai” as in “messenger of the sea dragon gods palace” from legend
these things are basically sea serpents (and if i had to guess, some stray sightings of oarfish are what inspired that). their size starts at twice a normal human, and they only grow from there, with many being north of 30ft
