January 2024

azeneth-mor:

chaoartwork:

tropic-mews:

tigersquash99:

itsaudreynotaubrey:

This will never NOT be funny

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

my fav.

chrisdornerfanclub:

i-cant-sing:

This is for people of Israel/anyone who supports Israel/anyone who wants to stay “neutral” about this genocide, remember that this is how your fav “defenders/heroes/government servants are supposed to be responsible” are talking about innocent Palestinians civilians:


If you choose not to speak on this matter, if you choose to not speak up for Palestinians, then be well assured, 100% guaranteed that what’s happening in Palestine can (and will if you let Israel get away with MASS MURDER) also just as easily happen to you, and then there will be other people who would stay “neutral” and silent on this matter.

If you think that the reason you’re not taking sides is because you don’t really know the situation that well, then EDUCATE yourself. It is your responsibility, as a fucking human, to do your research to stop and prevent such atrocities from being committed.

(I know, I FUCKING KNOW I have at least a few dozen followers from Israel/support Israel/ZIONISTS who are reading this and I know that your eyes may be blind, but your hearts aren’t. Don’t be a hypocrite, and don’t be ignorant)


Israeli official calls for ‘doomsday’ nuclear strike on Gaza that will 'shake Middle East’

sugarinme-xo:

the moon is so pretty are you related to her

bogleech:

livefromtheelephantsfoot:

callmejoey:

gohth:

not to be a nerd but it’s so crazy how he (Bernini) really did that from cold hard stone……. truly a spectacle, truly breathtaking, an honor to behold

I think you should know he was 23 when he finished this and the ass gets a lot of attention but the hand on Persepina’s side/tummy is also exquisite

before i saw the caption I knew that HAD to be bernini.

I try not to make sweeping statements but I think there’s a case to be made for bernini as the greater sculptor there’s ever been.

here’s his bust of costanza bonarelli

here’s apollo and daphne from the front, where she’s mostly human

from the back, where she’s mostly tree

and details

this is the one art form I genuinely just cannot get my brain to accept as real. I’ve watched sped-up videos of it being done, read about it, seen in-progress marble statues and I still just can’t get it to sink in or stick. My mind doesn’t want to believe that any person has ever been able to start with a big block and break little bits off of it until it looks like a finely detailed person. At some point it has no recognizable shape and they still know where and how deep they should take a chip out of it that’ll still be the right decision 50,000 fucking chips later?!?

yesnowhatno:

backmaskingmax:

butchnoise:

butchnoise:

butchnoise:

truly possessed with envy any time i drive by someone sitting on their porch with a beverage

made this post bc I saw a fat man with a mustache zonked out in a rocking chair and it made me so jealous that I almost threw up

sergle:

sergle:

i don’t make the rules AT ALL, but if you mostly spend time in Gay People Spaces then you know about 28 ppl who look like this 

I caught some!!!

gjjuddmk2:

jayemadeablog:

phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

drinking-tea-at-midnight:

charlesoberonn:

thinkaboutrain:

charlesoberonn:

Dan Povenmire had been pitching Phineas and Ferb since 1993 but it didn’t get picked up until 14 years later in 2007.

We could’ve been living in a timeline where Phineas and Ferb was a 90s show with waves of nostalgia for it on BuzzFeed articles.

We could’ve been seeing the Phineas and Ferb reboot by now.

I’m trying to picture what it’d look like if it was made in the 90′s but i just can’t

Here are some early character designs

It looks mostly the same

IIRC part of the reason it didn’t get picked up back then was that the networks didn’t want doof and perry to be part of the show.

True. Networks usually loved the idea but thought the show was too complicated to greenlight with the intersecting A and B plots.

Reactions in the notes:

30% people surprised Irving has been there from the start and looks the same as he does in the final show.

70% shooked by Doofenshmirtz’s original name (which was Meddleshmirtz)

And then there’s this person

phineas and ferb heritage post

Buford existing without baljeet feels wrong

stoicatol21445:

classychassiss:

cu-curu-gol:

veryhappyturtle:

luxlicht:

cyber-face:

luxlicht:

is that the anarky symbol?

“anarky”

image

Yeah, Anarky. From Batman: Arkham Origins. Apparently it is also used by real life anarchists as well, but I recognized it from the game.

I’m,,,

who tf bought arkham origins

Thank you very much, but THIS is what that page actually says.

kaitlicious:

mothsbythelamplight:

pallidprincess:

pallidprincess:

new weed idea

Mario Party Blunt RotationMothGhost

classychassiss:

cu-curu-gol:

veryhappyturtle:

luxlicht:

cyber-face:

luxlicht:

is that the anarky symbol?

“anarky”

image

Yeah, Anarky. From Batman: Arkham Origins. Apparently it is also used by real life anarchists as well, but I recognized it from the game.

I’m,,,

who tf bought arkham origins

wolvesbaneandbuttercups:

I start with P and end with ORN what am I?


PRONGHORN

puncromancer:

puncromancer:

i get dicked down

but i get it up again

goosepasta:

rule.

gsirvitor:

beardedmrbean:

relatablememestuff:

depsidase:

existentialterror:

spacey-daydreams:

the-punforgiven:

cardiac-ossification:

orcboxer:

habbadax:

Took a wrong turn somewhere

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

firefox-official:

gremlininyourpocket:

firefox-official:

That floor is a fucking mess. At least my campaigns are online so I don’t have to deal with cleaning everything up.

you mad youre not wasted hanging out with your friends?

inksplit:

onion-bot-unofficial:

coughloop:

Willy wonkas racist grandparents

(via @yeahyeahbeebiss1)

tags reading "it's actually willy wonkas monster"ALT

systemdeez:

This guy would be such a good court jester.

waddei:

waddei:

my son who i hate

NOOOOOOOOOOO

lakevida:

wisdomshoes:

lakevida:

disrespectful.

he just kinda sucks

and what are you bringing to the table

the-vampire-carmilla:

Victorian gothic carriages.

flipchild:

tatzelwurming:

pussyronin:

flipchild:

pussyronin:

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

Well first of all there’s this guy

1

Nothing wrong with me

writhe:

pixalry:

The Black Monarch’s Ghost - Created by Ben Turner

Here is the original box cover, for nostalgia’s sake.

this is actually maybe my favorite compusure of any drawing i’ve seen ever

funnypizzaland2002:

deadpan-c:

rivespair:

responsibilitychan:

ok i think this is all the smug jugs

by god there’s more

max-oats:

max-oats:

max-oats:

max-oats:

hey folks,,,,,… glad 2 b here on tubblr . here’s a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)

joasakura:

clean-acts-for-reasonable-prices:

focksincrocks:

tonyalmeida:

This is so delightful

Man: (exploding with glee)

Snek: (BEFUDDLED)

max-oats:

max-oats:

max-oats:

max-oats:

hey folks,,,,,… glad 2 b here on tubblr . here’s a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)

inthesensethat-deactivated20240:

krystal-prisms:

airandangels:

airandangels:

This is like if someone said Draw me a mammal and that was the only instruction, cause like, yep this sure is a Mammal

glittergothgirlie:

the people love me i’m so hilarious


interviewer: glittergothgirlie, why are you so funny?


me: oh ya know, because i choose to be😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

kira-serialfaggot:

polishkurapika:

Awkward grinder hookup when you are both bottoms

cwote:

You will have moments when you ask yourself, “am i worth loving?” And the answer must always be yes. Even if you don’t feel it all the time.

glitch1920:

itsforexposure:

vampiredayflower:

for my fellow solitaireheads

felixfeliccis:

LETS GOOOOO

feefal:

Once again I’ve become overly conscious over the fact that I’m really just a brain with tendrils controlling a meat mecha😔

sparrownnax:

iosonomer-blog:

pixel art holy fuck

dduane:

smellslikebot:

how to keep following people when a major social platform implodes

(…and you don’t want to join 20 new websites)

First, get an RSS reader*:

You’ll be able to make a custom feed to follow blogs, webcomics, social media feeds, podcasts, news, and other stuff on the web all in one place. To follow something, find its “feed URL”– often marked by an icon that looks like this ↓– and paste it into your reader of choice as a new feed.

Some feed URLs for social media:

  • Twitter: Feedbro can use Twitter profile URLs as feed URLs. Otherwise, use nitter.net/username/rss (or other Nitter instance) (You can get a CSV file of all the accounts you follow using “Download a user’s friends list” on Tweetbeaver)
  • Tumblr: Use username.tumblr.com/rss or username.tumblr.com/tagged/my%20art/rss to follow a blog’s “my art” tag (as an example)
  • Cohost: Use username.cohost.org/rss/public (WIP feature)
  • Mastodon: Use instance.url/@­username.rss
  • Deviantart: Info here
  • Spacehey: Info here
  • Youtube: Go to a channel in a web browser, view page source, and use Ctrl-F/Command-F to find a link that starts with “https://www.youtube.com/feeds/videos.xml?channel_id=
  • Instagram: Feedbro can use Instagram profile and hashtag URLs as feed URLs. Otherwise, Instagram doesn’t have RSS feeds, and due to aggressive rate limiting on their part, it’s not so simple to generate a feed URL.
  • Facebook: Feedbro can use public Facebook group/page URLs as feed URLs.

(If you know an artist who exclusively posts to Instagram, you may want to gently suggest that they crosspost elsewhere…)

Also see how to find the RSS feed URL for almost any site. Try using public RSS-Bridge instances or Happyou Final Scraper to generate feeds for sites that don’t have them (Pillowfort, Patreon, etc).

*You can set up your subscriptions in one reader and import them into another by exporting an OPML file.

This!

RSS feeds were a great way to keep track of things before the rise of the platforms, and (if we’re smart) they’ll be great again.

secondlina:

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

onemillionwordsofcrap:

dippingbirdfursona:

dippingbirdfursona:

Is anyone else getting ads on….. How to kill the monkey King?

Oh this is delightful

shashiatnight:


Eyes on the West Bank, please.


(And a reminder - ‘Israeli’ settlers are not innocent bystanders and at this time especially they’re being armed by the likes of Ben Gvir - and military service is mandatory for 'citizens’.)