January 2024

i-may-be-an-emu:

I like to come on tumblr when people are being ableist or queerphobic or racist or sexiest or capitalist or fake around me and am then flooded with positivity and leftism and mentally ill people and disabled people and poc and punks and neurodivergent people and queer people and fat people and all the people shunned from society or left behind, all the outcasts and nerds and misfits.

I love it here.

seabassapologist:

bruntalism:

You’re right and you should say it

sirrah22:

saywhat-politics:

Vote Blue, no matter who!

verbnounadjective:

the-penis-post:

penis

quasi-normalcy:

blackjackgabbiani:

quasi-normalcy:

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

You, ah, don’t think it’s unfair to judge people’s morals based on their finances?

I, ah, think that it’s perfectly fair to judge people’s morals based on the amount of money they pour into neo-nazi political movements, yeah actually.

letmebegaytodd:

bro stop being so verbose the hoes keep having to look up dictionary definitions every time they talk to you

clownngutzz:

BISAN HAS CALLED FOR A GLOBAL STRIKE

January 21-28th

cusale:

fairuzfan:

fairuzfan:

There is still hope. Say it out loud. Palestine will be free. The Palestinian people will celebrate their culture and heritage with each other. We will love and be loved. Do not fall into the trap of despair.

I’m not saying this just for morale. I’m saying this as a reminder that the colonialist regime relies on your despair, uses it to further their propaganda. Once you lose hope, and tell everyone you lose hope, you are aiding the Zionist Entity.

Make it a point that you BELIEVE that Palestine will be free even in the face of genocide. Hope can halt genocide. Do not aid our oppressors.

small brain: the olympics are about sports! regular brain: the olympics are about putting nationalism aside to celebrate human achievement! galaxy brain: the olympics are about satisfying our desires for big nationalistic pageants in a mostly harmless way! exploding universe buddha fireworks chakra brain: the olympics are a modern potlach ceremony, in the "destruction of wealth for prestige" sense, because of what a shitshow it is for whatever city hosts them

argumate:

the olympics are about logo design!

camilicy:

Us if we were cats and in love 🐱🐱✨💖

funnyfroge:

goingonanadventuremaybe:

galecstatic:

scheidungsgrund:

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

it just gets better

and better


toootsit-deactivated20240309:

Don’t you ever forget the Palestinian artists and poets in Gaza that were murdered by Israel. Dreams of opening art galleries and sharing poetry, years of endless practice and growing passion. They loved life and they loved art, despite being born under occupation and apartheid they were never going to give up what they loved. In fact, they resisted through it every moment of their lives.

The art teachers. The poets. The girl who wanted to become a theater star. The teenage boy who loved to draw his favorite characters. Not vague or faceless, not numbers, each one was a soul with memories and passion and dreams. Each soul was an entire universe extinguished.

cigaretteuncle:

pbsbee:

Wait hang on doesn't gnome-ish imply that you are not in fact a gnome but just... Slightly gnome?

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

agentleem:

the-gnomish-bastard:

somecallmekay:

the-gnomish-bastard:

somecallmekay:

the-gnomish-bastard:

No. Dumbfuck. This conversation has been had before. The language of gnomes is Gnomish. The language of dwarves and elves is Dwarvish and elvish respectively. Gnomish, means of gnome heritage. Gnome-ish means gnome-like. Do you see a dash in my name where Gnomish is? No. Respect the dash.

Wait I thought gnome-like was that type of game that is designed around always starting from 0 with randomised rooms

What?

You know, like Binding of Isaac

What did Isaac do to go to prison?

Stolen valor

How did he steal it?

Very nimbly

So he is a cloud wizard

No, if he were then he’d do it very nimbusly

Same thing

You don’t know how many cloud wizards would be fucking pissed if they heard you say that, they very much care about the semantics between the two

I’m sure all five of them will be brimming with rage

You want the worst thunderstorm possible on your lawn? This is exactly how you get it

Sounds like free rain and loud noises. The rain will water my plants

That’s assuming that lightning hasn’t scorched them first, or that they are not being drowned by a literal flood

There’s no lightning involved. And I have safeguards again as flood.

Fair, but being wizards they aren’t limited to making it rain JUST water

Blood will fertilize my carnivorous plants, and acid will fertilizer my pestilent plants of rot.

Again, do you think that they are limited to those?

There aren’t many other liquids that could do anything remotely harmful.

Again, do you think they are limited to just liquid?

Yes, actually. Otherwise it’s not rain, and clouds hold moisture, not rats.

You need to research cloud wizards more

You need to research clouds

I did. Side note, have you ever watched and read jojo’s bizarre adventure? Specifically parts 6 and 9?

No. I don’t pay attention to jojo siwa

Wrong jojo, I’m talking the bizarre adventure one

Again, I don’t pay attention to jojo siwa

The siwa is a different jojo altogether, you will not survive the coming spring with this misinformation

Every spring I endure all the same

Until the spring you don’t

My death will not come in spring. I will fall for the last time in Autumn.

Funny, that’s exactly what the last 15 said

Good for them, but they weren’t me, and you aren’t my greatest foe.

gothhabiba:

gothhabiba:

no ceasefire has been called for.

the court has concluded that there is plausible immediate risk of prejudicial (i.e. significantly harmful) outcome for Gazans if measures are not taken before it reaches its final conclusion, and is calling for immediate interim measures.

some of Israel’s acts “fall within the scope” of article 2 of genocide convention (preventing births, denying food and fuel) & court is ruling that Israel must not do these things, must punish incitement of genocide, implement humanitarian aid, ensure preservation of evidence

Israel must submit report about all measures taken to meet these requirements within one month; to be then sent to South Africa for comment

these rulings “create international legal obligations” for Israel (and South Africa)

calling for immedate & unconditional release of all hostages taken by Hamas.

(votes as follows: 15 votes to 2 call for Israel to stop committing acts falling under articles 2 and 3 of genocide convention

16 votes to 1 call for Israel to take measures to prevent, and punish, incitements to genocide

16 votes to 1 call for Israel to take “immediate and effective measures” to improve life in Gaza re: resources

15 votes to 2 call for Israel to preserve evidence, and take measures against destruction of evidence, relating to acts falling under acts 2 and 3 of genocide convention

15 votes to 2 call for Israel to submit a report within 1 month)

session has ended, full text will be available on the website shortly.

crowd waving Palestinian flags and chanting “revolution,” “intifada,” and “ceasefire now” outside

muezzin calling the first couple lines of a call to prayer

intersectionalpraxis:

poor countries are not ‘underdeveloped’, they are over EXPLOITED, our resources UPHOLD the economies of so-called ‘developed’ countries — you would be nothing without the sacrifices you forced us and our people to make.ALT
"The wouldn't exist without Africa"

[Image description: a map of the continent of Africa, whose countries are represented by natural resources and minerals that western/Europeans colonizers and imperialists have and currently exploit extract for export. Some regions include: petroleum and natural gas, crude oil and petroleum, clothing and textiles, petroleum products, copper and diaminds, livestock, coffee and gypsum, coffee, zinc, titanium, fish, gold, cocoa beans, platinum, tea, coal, and cotton. 

[source: @ Slow Factory "systemic change for collective liberation"]ALT
"Colonialism is not a thing of the past. It's an economic system that persists today." -Celine SemaanALT

z-a-d-i-e:

i am a big believer in letting music (and other media) come to you when you’re ready for it. you may only know vaguely of an acclaimed beloved artist and suspect that you’d be into them but just… not ever get around to it. and then in 15 years one of their songs just hits you the right way and what a gift to suddenly have all of their works to explore! there is no hurry; what is good is always good.

rosaform:

omegaverse:

these images ruined my life they’ve been in my life for nearly a decade and i say this shit every other day

viiioca:

loireejinn:

*“A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES” followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

i hate it when i get partnered with zenos in gym class

this is my only contribution to society today

grizzabella:

jsillabub:

mariaalenkoshepard:

bondsmagii:

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.

footlongdingledong:

making ocs for ur ocs is a very underrated oc related activity I feel like that one spunchbob image

flowers-but-gay:

pov: i’m talking to you about something :3

girl-torture:

russianconcussion:

I really like what this physicist, Lamar Glover, has to say in Behind the Curve

+ this part from Spiros Michalakis:

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Incredibly good take which is really rare for these topics

iguessweallcrazyithinktho:

kedreeva:

kedreeva:

Did you know that peafowl are born with a full set of flight feathers? It only takes them 3-4 days to remove the sheaths and put a little length on them, and then they are capable of flight!

It’s very obnoxious!

glad that came through in text

systemdeez:

*scratching my head trying to think of something to post*

There’s something inherently bisexual about 3D platformers.

unclefather:

stop. you’re killing him

nerdychristianfanboy:

supreme-leader-stoat:

predatory-lesbians:

ashleyloob:

what’s the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

sometimes i like to acknowledge nuance

slopmaster9000:

slopmaster9000:

ive picked up this habit recently of appending “world” to a lot of different things and i have no idea why. for example if im going to get groceries id say “im going to groceries world” or if im eating a sandwich im like “im in sandwich world right now” IT’S SO WEIRD and i have no idea where this came from

this ones doing numbers in likes & reblogs world

videos-i-didnt-make:

telephone pole.mp4

itsbrucey:

Big fan of sun motifs in characters not necessarily being about positivity and happiness and how they’re so “ bright and warm” but instead being about fucking brutal they are.

Radiant. A FORCE of nature that will turn you to ash. That warmth that burns so hot it feels like ice. Piercing yellow and red and white. A character being a Sun because you cannot challenge a Sun without burning alive or taking everything down with them if victorious.

localvoidcat:

localvoidcat:

weirdest part about being an artist (and, to an extent, a writer too) is feeling like. shameful that you aren’t creating massive pieces of art. how dare i not line and color and shade every drawing. how dare i only draw two poses. how dare i only write 1k words. how dare i not write an entire book. how dare i

(looking at the near 1k pieces of art in my folder and the thousands of words in my notes) you know i just don’t think i do enough actually

v1als:

i think the most wholesome prank i ever pulled was with a friend who had a polaroid camera and we were out one evening walking around the neighbourhood and this one neighbour had a garden gnome and we kidnapped him for the evening and took a bunch of polaroids of his wild night out: gnome on the swing set, gnome climbing a tree, gnome laying down next to an empty bottle of vodka, gnome just causing an absolute ruckus and then we took all the pictures and put them in a little see-through food storage bag to keep them dry and put them under the gnome who we left on the doorstep of the house we got him from 

anyway a few nights later we walked past again and wondered if the photos had been found and what the person must have thought and then we saw the gnome in pride of place balanced on the window ledge, and stuck to the inside of the window behind him were the polaroids with a sign saying “The Boy On Tour” 

loki-zen:

yorickish-deactivated20240226:

my foreskin is cold

excitedly alt-tabbing to an open excel spreadsheet called ‘people i follow on tumblr and whether they are circumcised’

charlottan:

charlottan:

there is something deeply unsettling and even scary about horror movies

all im saying is people who watch a horror movie are into some downright frightening things!

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

catgirlforeskin:

sludgewizard666:

  • if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
  • take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
  • fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
  • now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

casting these before getting out of bed like buff spells before a raid boss

videos-i-didnt-make:

infrastructure.mp4

shashiatnight:

Hey guys so there’s terrorism in Umrika and in an Ivy League csmpus and you’ll never guess who’s perpetrating it -





‘Israeli’ demons have been persecuting Palestinians home and abroad everywhere - they test these horrific weapons on Palestinians in Palestine and then abuse and murder diaspora Palestinians with these same weapons.


THIS is what it means when you say 'Israel has the right to exist’.


ACADEMIC BOYCOTTS OF ZIONISTS NOW. DIVESTMENT FROM ISRAELI UNIVERSITIES NOW.

videos-i-didnt-make:

potat.mp4

hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao:

swordoftheberserkgutsrage:

A gray alien has slipped and hit his head on the corner of the freezer box thing at 7/11

Hes breathing real fucking heavy and coughing but hes not moving i dont know what to do he just said he was going to get me some ice cream what the fuck is going on im fucking freaking out

rcktpwr:

rcktpwr:

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

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you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..

xbuster:

girlnephew:

alicesdreamyblog-deactivated202:

girlnephew:

alicesdreamyblog-deactivated202:

girlnephew:

Average twitter interaction

girl what the fuck are you on about

You‘re old enough to not use such language at something you could’ve ignored

#pink pilates princess

rslashrats:

i love this fucking website

rslashrats: