freefreeepalestine-deactivated2:

it’s shit like this - horrific, intentional, deliberate atrocities carried out by the government, which you see on a daily basis once you start paying attention to Israhell - that are the reason why we can never, ever stop fighting for Palestine

For Americans 35kg is 77lbs. He weighs 77lbs and lost 59lbs. A lot of people’s bodies would not survive this.

The next time someone complains about israel being compared to Nazi Germany show them these pictures. The world has to be free of this monstrous regime. This cannot be normalized. This cannot be excused. Palestine must be free.

ryan-sometimes:

As a queer Gen Z, I constantly think about how there’s such a huge chunk of the queer community that’s simply… missing. So much of the queer community died during AIDS that almost an entire generation of us is simply not there anymore.

Those queer people were supposed to be our teachers, our mentors, maybe even our parents or grandparents. Those queer people were supposed to be there for us. They were supposed to be at pride events, welcoming all the young queers. They were supposed to be representation in our careers. Those people were supposed to be there to help us navigate life as queer people, and it’s devastating for both us and them that they never got to do it.

freefreeepalestine-deactivated2:

homunculus-argument:

I think those autism screening quizzes are more about testing whether you understand the question than about how you answer them. Like they’ll make neurotypical people go “hmm, this is worded weirdly but I get what they’re trying to say” and people on the spectrum internally screaming “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING MEAN??!!”

Like to my knowledge I’m not actually autistic, but I’ve been tested enough times and know enough people on the spectrum to go “hm okay, I can see the logic in which this question would be absolutely unfathomable to someone who thinks in an autistic way, but I can pick up what kind of answers the quiz is trying to look for so I’m going to give the most appropriate answer by neurotypical parametres.”

Whether this is a spectrum way to go about it or not is a mystery to me. Perhaps I will know once I’ve completed this quiz.

tim-ee-sis:

vaneazy2799:

For anyone who doesn’t know, this is from the Indy Drag Theatre where I live and these queens are SUPER talented. All of the shows are hilarious drag versions of popular movies/shows during which the audience is encouraged to interact like a drag show.

If you ever get the chance, come see a show! And obviously invite me to go with you since I live here!

the-t-boy-king:

And historians will call them

Close friends

Besties

Roommates

Colleagues

Anything but lovers. History hates lovers.

russianchoir:

silver-the-second:

ALT

swagever

tomboymoding:

Trans flag color picked from sad ant with bindle meme

obsidian-hollow-archives:

“homosexuality is unnatural! there’s only two genders! it’s a sin-”

I’m sorry, have you seen NATURE???

and there’s so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it’s very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

spacelazarwolf:

“ummmmmm if it’s exclusive then it’s not a fwb” i had a guy that would literally just come over for sex and we decided to be “exclusive” bc neither of us wanted relationships but we also didn’t want to deal with the effort of finding other hookups that would also be chill and safe. i know a lot of other gay guys who have had similar arrangements. perhaps before dunking on aro and/or ace ppl u should ask urself: have i gone outside recently? have i talked to any queer ppl over the age of 30 abt this?

neil-gaiman:

theconcealedweapon:

socialjusticeinamerica:

Ruby Bridges is 68. This is not ancient history. Not even close.

I know Ruby. She’s a really nice person. The idea that they would try and write what she did as a girl out of history is shocking to me on so many levels, the simplest of which is just, but don’t they know how lovely she is?

official-penis-posts:

kingarniestar:

prokopetz:

enjoloras-deactivated20220821:

Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I’ve ever read - but I’ve read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

I feel like this excerpt is significantly enhanced by knowing that the novel in question is a first-person narrative written from the perspective of an inexplicably sapient flea who lives on Bella’s body, and that’s why the third priest’s penis is described in this way: from the narrator’s perspective it literally blots out the sky.

me when im a flea

Official Sky-Menacing Penis Post

can-i-make-image-descriptions:

beaft:

beaft:

this morning when i woke up i had sleep paralysis so to pass the time i pretended that i was battling an invisible wizard who had cast an immobilising spell on me, and i focused on this wizard and thought at him “YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE” in a really loud mental voice, and as soon as i did that the paralysis went away like literally immediately

I defeated the wizard

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from crumbPrince reading: You defeated the wizard /End ID]

bill-blake-fans-anonymous:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

at this point omelas is just a test to see whether someone understands that a thought problem is an invitation to explore the moral ramifications of difficult choices and sacrifice

“The Ones Who Walk Away From The Point of Thought Experiments” by Ursula K. Le Guin

obsidian-hollow-archives:

“homosexuality is unnatural! there’s only two genders! it’s a sin-”

I’m sorry, have you seen NATURE???

and there’s so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it’s very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

wizardpotions:

eyeimagery:

fun comparison: running a tumblr blog is like living in a house and being expected to work customer service there

unclefather:

teaboot:

bace-jeleren:

bace-jeleren:

It’s embarrassing that it took me till I was in my 30’s to actually discover who the lead singer of 30 Seconds to Mars is, but every time I think about it I’m like “no way, no way”

Suffer as I have suffered

I thought to myself, “Their music is fine, but I don’t really care, so this knowledge won’t affect me.”

I was wrong.

Everything is different now

gredi-bird:

girlnephew:

“they killed Shinzo Abe with that” needs to be the spiritual successor to “they beat Jesus with that”

r0achlezbian:

didn’t wanna derail the last post with it but in general most trans people don’t give a shit about minor mistakes. you can slip up and use the wrong pronouns or a gendered term and go “oh my bad” and 99% of the time that’s where the problem begins and ends. no one is out there screaming “did you just assume my gender?!” because, like, yea. you probably did. shit happens. it’s when you make a massive deal out of it, kick your heels and insist that actually “dude” is completely gender neutral or you’re trying your best so everyone should just shut up ect ect that things become a problem. but every single person who does the latter insists it was the former and that everyone is making a big fuss about a mistake when in reality they’ve misgendered someone 10 times in a row and made no attempt to correct themself.

slitherpunk:

transgender

yaaay yippie yahooo yaay yaaayyaaaay yippie yaaaay oh yeah woo yeah yaaaayyy yippieee

motfal:

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂 OUT OF HERE!

teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

I’m so sorry but I can’t stop obsessing over the bizarre relationship I have with my one shitty coworker and it’s killing me. I feel like smeagol

“You’re making yourself out to be a helpless victim like I’M the bad guy but really we both know that you’re predicting my reactions and needling me on purpose. You know exactly what to say and do to provoke me and everyone thinks you’re sooooo innocent”

Ma'am I’m clinically depressed. Would you like a fruit roll up

ALT

Like. This is what we’re working with, here

miles-wrightworth:

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

knifearo:

you can literally just be aromantic. it’s free and nobody’s stopping you :)

glutko:

thiings-with-wings:

The time I felt most validated was when I was talking to my grandma, and I mentioned that I doubted I would ever “fall in love”.

Her response was “some people never do, and that’s okay.”

I’m not sure if she completely knew what I was hinting at, but it meant a lot.

cluelessfanperson:

lalulutres:

Hello world! I’m 17 minutes old❤️

mayhem-moth-2-deactivated202505:

opossums-in-a-trenchcoat:

I can’t stand forced romance in media. You’re telling me this man and woman who’ve barely spoken to each other, have not flirted at all and have barely been together for three scenes are in love??? Like am I just too aroace to see it?? I always feel so surprised

THIS

nawilla:

insanity-of-flora:

djhinnwe:

jumpingjacktrash:

writing-prompt-s:

Aliens have captured you, and placed you in one of their nature preserves. However, they have sorely miscalculated on two issues: The amount of calories needed to keep a persistence predator sated, and the lethality/brutality of a hangry human.

first alien scientist in hover car: i don’t understand, all these creatures thrived together in the original environment, why is it eating them to extinction here?

second alien scientist: maybe we should add more crayfish? it ate the whole population in one sitting, that was kind of a surprise.

me, without looking up from scraping a caribou hide: i can hear you, assholes.

alien scientists: (staring)

me: yeah, i learned your language. you keep sitting there talking about me like i can’t hear you, that’s gonna happen.

first scientist: fascinating. we knew you were arguably sentient, but… (making notes)

second scientist: why are you eating everything? your food requirement in your home environment was less than half this.

me: i didn’t have to catch it myself, you idiots! you yoinked me out of the middle of a camping trip! i bought all that food at a store! i bought my CLOTHES at a store. i bought my BEDDING at a store. I DID NOT HAVE TO KILL MY OWN TENT.

me, finally looking up, shaking a flint knife at them: what the hell kind of scientists could go to earth and not notice the dominant species lives in cities? did you just swoop by in a hurry and grab everything out of the park without looking?

scientists: (silence)

me: … oh my god.

scientists: we’re grad students.

I need this as a film.

The aliens submit their research on the human species, and their captive human (having learned to read their language because students cannot keep paperwork in order) Submits their own counter-critique of their study from having lived it.

The human subject is also granted a degree.  It is not honorary.

takeabiteoutofthesilversandwich:

tiefsandthiefs:

tiktoks-repost:

Blonde person with yellow popsicle: can somebody tell me how the fuck you make friends after high school?

Brunette person with glasses: Show up somewhere regularly. The reason you make friends in high school is because you see the same people everyday. The reason you make friends at work is because you see the same people everyday. If you want to make friends as an adult, go to the same cafe every week, or go to a calligraphy class. If you don’t want to leave the house you can just go to the same twitch stream everyday that’s what I do, and I’ve made friends there. If you are a familiar face in a place where people share your interests, you’ll make friends.

This is 100% correct. Please follow this advice. Seek out something you find interesting and consistently interact with people who do as well.

daggerfall:

daggerfall:

spideymoth:

partyatsanguines:

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

its JULY quit reblogging this!!!!!

IT IS NOVEMBER SECOND, HOLD YOUR GODDAMN HORSES

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

:

The green on the aro flag represents the fact that we are correct about everything.

britomartis:

venonomnomicon:

britomartis:

is it a good idea to microwave this. slo mo destruction vids. will it blend. red hot nickel ball. 1000 degree hot knife. hydraulic press. industrial shredder. what’s next for us in society

Appreciation for the humble trout.

the humble trout

left-reminders:

excalibelle:

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?

me watching monsters inc now: monsters incorporated, a multi-billion dollar corporate giant, stood to make extra profits off a scream shortage because low supply with high demand makes it possible to charge a fortune for a necessary commodity and everyone has no choice but to pay the high prices because they can’t go without electricity. Therefore Monsters Inc, as well as any other major powers that may have existed at the start of the era of using scream energy, fabricated the idea that only screams could generate sustainable energy sources in order to create artificial scarcity, because laugh energy was far easier to obtain and far more efficient, and therefore stood to lower the value of energy due to surplus. They also fabricated the idea that human children were toxic, in order to a) make other monsters too afraid to go near them to do research and possibly discover the secret of laugh energy, and b) to make monsters so afraid of going near them that there is a shortage of scarers, making it harder for rival companies to rise up and create competition. Even in the monster world, capitalism is based on lies, greed and cruelty, and even monster companies have no qualms about using and abusing children to maximize profits.

greenthena:

2023 Bucket

This is a bucket. Anything you don’t want to take with you into 2024, feel free to drop it in the bucket. I will be burning the contents (with Hellfire) at exactly 11:59pm on New Year’s Eve.

You don’t have to type anything, at all. Just reblog the bucket and your intentions will be known by the universe. Or the bucket. Or whatever you like.

snippit-crickit:

instructions unlcear, fursona exploded

i like how technically my sonas half dog half slinky but right now it posseses the qualities of every stim toy known to man and the way to portait it is just full artistsic freedom

therottenkingsreckoning:

ALT

ALT

Decided to see if I could remember the old conlanged alphabets I made back in high school, respectively named Uldanya and Fibbonacci. As the name would suggest, Fibonnacci combines each letter or number with the letter in front of it, i.e. a+b, b+c, etc. It doesn’t really have any rules aside from that, being a simple reskin of the existing English alphabet (although I never bothered to make capital letter versions, so I guess everything is just lowercase now.)

Uldanya, on the other hand, does have some rules. You can play sort of fast and loose with this, but in general any superfluous letters (thick, ending, and so on) are left off if possible, and things tend to be spelled phonetically, especially if it helps make the first rule possible. Also, letters are never left by themselves unless it’s a proper noun or something, so “I” becomes “ai” and “a” is spelt “ay”. In cases where the “u” or “n” symbols above the letters would denote 3 of the same letter (as in unusual) the third would be left off entirely, and any following that (if that ever happens) would recycle the process. I’d really love to find some way of making Uldanya into a working typefont but I have no clue how it could be done.

ALT

zunqtow:

partycoffin:

It’s New Year’s Eve…. My friend Huck just told me to look at the Date and wrow… Everyone… Its 123.. and 123… Those are numbers that go in order… TWICE!!!

OH MY-

northern-punk-lad:

sighinastorm:

northern-punk-lad:

northern-punk-lad:

The cost of living is so bad Tesco can’t even afford a horse meat scandal and had to resort to moths

So if your unaware Tesco Christmas stuffing mix has been recalled for containing moths

Tesco recalls Christmas stuffing mix because it ‘may contain moths’

merry christmoth

You win that’s the best reply

agentleem:

casual-mitosis-collective-deact:

myfriendscallmeasimp:

kittiwittebane:

dontbeupsettihavesumspaghetti:

inkwell-illustrations:

alphabetcrashcourse:

sunmoonyandstars:

shy-bi-letsfuckingdie:

your-mommy-ems:

Wait.

Wait.

Since you guys all ganged up on me in my last attempt at this (i’m trying so desperately to get out of it)

If this post gets 10,000 (is that big enough for you?) notes before Christmas.

I’ll finish:

my enemies to lovers fantasy

my hockey, fake dating romance

AND my YA high school romance

I swear - if you pull the overnight shit again

Edit: stop it.

Edit: Guys seriously stop

Edit: its been one day and you’ve already got it over 1000?

Edit: I take it back - stop - 2000 in two days? - stop it.

Edit: This isn’t funny anymore. stop

Edit: I’m seriously regretting this now. ugh

Team, ASSEMBLE

@thund3randrain @that-lesbian-gurl @inluvwithremuslupin @inthe-echo @i-am-a-fish @plumspider @autumnlover66 @siriuslygay1981 @sphinxart @spaceandotheroddities @sleepinginmygrave @jarondont @kat-xox @none-of-it-was-accidental @mayonnaisethepotato @my-castles-crumbling @my-beloved-fandoms @mo0n-water

@writersarethetruevillains @you-need-not-apply @greenlookingglass @dqbbiegallaqher @my-beloved-fandoms @none-of-it-was-accidental @shy-bi-inlovewithregandmoony @inluvwithremuslupin @viglantshit @awokenbydreams @rays-of-gold @achinghands @gaystheysanddinos @themarauderswife7 @tastetherainbow290

Could be fun.

@inkwell-illustrations

@the-flags

@ladycalleddella

@allnightsong2

@playingplayer2

@chaiichupachups

@cutebisexualmess

@thegolden-tigeress

Hope i got everyone

@alphabetcrashcourse

@0nyx-4nd-th3-ch402

@skotch-meow

@five-potatoes-high

@that-poet-nextdoor

@thatgordongirl

@elsie-dee

@huntlow4life

@atleasttheyvegotstars

@magical616jade

@loyal-maiden8

@theywontletmebeprincipal

@imbluedabadeedabadye

@chloehasskillz

@crystalflower098

@viktheviking1

@jwaj3

@bookishcatcafe

@professional-termite

@corruptedpixelz

@itsmiranda209

@ineffable-preburied-demon

YOOOOO ALMOST THERE

@moringmark @turquoisespace35 @kittiwittebane @childlikegoblinqueen @rfswitchart @thatonefurry @probablyhuntersmom @asterisktheprotogen @sapphic–kiwi @rebecca-artsy @rileyclaw @rayrockwrites @astrolavas @a-magpie-in-gravesfield I hope I got enough lmao, sorry for the ping if you don’t like being pinged 😅

I don’t have many but here you go:

@cantpickonefandoms @dragongeek5 @lollytea @captainmera @rulerzreachf5n @rulerzreachf4n @kess-i-guess @thearthangout @willowszplants @myfriendscallmeasimp @spacetravels

@thememegiversblog @relevantlucidity @hnoc-system

@agentldiddy BRIŊ IN ÐE X-MOOTS! ÐERE’S ÞREE DAYS LEFT!!!

Oh boy, the last stretch

X-mutuals, give ‘em hell

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ash-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoriteson @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @username-not-registered @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @peanutbutter-and-jellie @felixisfruity

More to follow

gayboygaming:

ganondoodle:

i know the internet is super english centered but i wish it was more common to mention the language whenever theres talk about a voice actor too, just say “the english voice actor of xyz”? that cant be too hard to do right??

i wish there was more appreciation for non-english voice actors!! in english spaces as well as in general! i know the names of many of the english cast for zelda even though i dont like any of them and have never set my game to it but know them simply bc they are the only ones getting any mention and they are always just called “the voice of” making it seem like that is THE one and only voice

im aware that its in part bc i am mostly in english speaking online spaces and the internet IS a very english centered thing but i dont think its wrong to wish for more recognition of other actors for languages other than english or to simply want them to mention to what language they are the actor of

like i dont mean that you gotta talk about every single different voice actor but i think just mentioning it like that more directly implies that there ARE others at all, especially since alot of games dont even do other voices at all and just make english the only voice over even if the game was developed by non-english people, i just find it sad :(

miles-wrightworth:

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

mikanferno:

hey. hey guys you know what would be funny.

edit: im not sure if anyones gonna see this edit but guys. guys if you are on android. use aliucord. stop suffering and use aliucord it has any and all themes you could ever want made by regular people and a whole lot of awesome plugins. Guys.