January 2024

twistcmyk:

menlove:

“tumblr focuses too much on problems in leftism! what about the right? they’re worse!” sure okay but you are on tumblr dot com where I would guess a solid 90% of this website is left wing. talking about how the right sucks, which does happen, is preaching to the choir. calling out the left is a much more important thing to do when ur audience is the left. I can talk all day long about how the right sucks but it’s not actually reaching any right wingers is it? I’d rather focus on the community I’m a part of and can maybe help change 🤷‍♂️

:

*raises a glass* to the queers without a new years kiss tonight

johnnystompanado:

toadschooled:

A very powerful American toad creates ripples in water with his call. [Anaxyrus americanus] [x]

He is casting a spell

Unfortunately, being "tumblr famous" is both completely meaningless, and impossible to verify, because everyone only ever sees stuff from their own little bubble of friends (by design)

demilypyro:

It’s also by and large a bad thing because people will use framing you as famous as a reason to justify their dislike of you as a way to fight an abstract idea of “the establishment” that is incongruous with reality

love-rats:

get rid of tonal indicators. every time you tell a joke this fucker should pop up

greenteaandtattoos:

aphobes are just jealous. like, yeah, we live our lives outside the fundamental societal norm, even beyond the queer community. we’re just that rad. you wish you could be like us. go throw a tantrum about it somewhere else.

nociceptrix-deactivated20241108:

it’s beginning to suck a lot like penis

skyethequeerwolfwizard:

kyri45:

🍁🧡Halloween Pride Mothmen by Kyri45🧡🍁

Some cuties for tonight! Remember to leave candies outside your door for your local horrors as well!

@mayhem-moth

THESE ARE VERY COOL

sorrow-hollow:

Happy holigays and have a happy new queer

the-haiku-bot:

kicchirikacchiri-deactivated202:

aromanticism and asexuality at an all-time high

[Image ID: Tags reading #aromantic #asexual #aroace. The tags are trending. End ID.]ALT

aromanticism

and asexuality

at an all-time high

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

the-haiku-bot:

theblackparadeisdead:

2024 MANDATE

  • Do NOT. Do not. DO NOT buy fake leather
  • Pirate everything. Burn cds. Fight the cloud
  • PHYSICAL MEDIA
  • Tip food service workers crazy style
  • Smile at yr bus driver
  • Wear more eyeliner
  • Read superhero comic books
  • Paint more blood and gore
  • See saw xi in theaters
  • DIY OR DIE
  • Draw messy
  • LIVE MUSIC
  • remember that old panic at the disco is good truly
  • Tell people you love them
  • Stompy boots
  • My Chemical Romance
  • Assault a customer at your retail job
  • Write that weird fanfic
  • Watch every vampire movie ever made
  • Wear that crop top
  • Start a fire
  • Listen to music made by angry women
  • Remember that you are fucking alive and do whatever you want

Remember that you

are fucking alive and do

whatever you want

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

tgskirtbearer:

tgskirtbearer:

tgskirtbearer:

tgskirtbearer:

The more alcohol in me the more violently I defend LGBTs if anyone slights my homes I WILL enact dark magic

IN A SKIRT

Update, more alcohol since this post.

If I had a crowbar and JK Rowling JK Rowling would no longer exist in 30 seconds

Think like half life 1 I’d the crowbar did enough damage to one shot nihilanth

skyethequeerwolfwizard:

escuerzoresucitado:

Isn’t that funny and sad.

intersectionalpraxis:

It’s feels so insignificant to have this struggle but I’m getting my period soon and there’s no place to buy cotton/pads or the specific painkillers I get and it’s so so cold my pre cramps are already killing me. It makes me feel so helpless. [@/ Dicktator117 on X. 12/28/23.]

“Periods Don’t Stop for Conflict” I remember this headline addressing women’s health in Ukraine. Not a peep out of those same agencies about Sudanese & Palestinian women struggling in war/conflict zones.

#KeepEyesOnSudan [@/ RightUpMyAlley on X.]

I created a link for a gofundme happening right now to ensure Period Care reaches folks who need it in Sudan, and I will re-post this here for folks who can share and/or support:

This link here will lead you to this post of where you can support/send funds so that period care reaches those who need it in [Palestine] and other areas as well.

One Million Sustainable Pads Campaign [Sudan]

scribbleshark:

joeyclaire:

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

happy 1915 everyone!

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

loth-catgirl:

vrixie:

taran-wanderer:

transamus:

girlwerewolf:

richard -> dick so obviously we should start the charles -> cock process

how the fuck do you get cock from charles

you ask him nicely

The Richard-dick naming situation actually comes from a fad that existed back in I think it was the 17th or 18th century, can’t remember which. But the naming fad/convention of the time was for rhyming secondary nicknames for names that already had a 4 letter nickname. Ie: William-will-bill, Richard-rick-dick

so it’d be Charles-chuck-fuck

My favourite b99 character is Fuck Boyle

fairuzfan:

ghostballcheese:

We’re all just fried baby shrimp suckling down on shrimples of life..

insert-chaotic-enby-name:

softgrlfriend:

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

musicalhell:

blackfilmmakers:

positively–speculative:

troythecatfish:

Everyone: It is going to be on us NOT to hand out money to studios who do this. This is WRONG and WE have to send a message with our wallets.

HE LITERALLY SAID TO NOT USE HIS VOICE IN PROJECTS ON HIS WILL

Robin Williams had a huge fallout with Disney when they used his Genie work in ways he’d specifically asked them not to, do not desecrate his memory like this

:

“We’re all born naked and the rest is drag”

- My friend T at 1:56am, playing GTA in the other room while the rest of us play Cards Against Humanity

bugboi-connor:

If u interact with my posts, just know I respond like this:


cipheramnesia:

Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.

not-a-bot-1234:

charlesoberonn:

They’re gonna cry very different tears when they find out about his opinions and fantasies.

Ain’t that the human pet guy

freefreeepalestine-deactivated2:

it’s shit like this - horrific, intentional, deliberate atrocities carried out by the government, which you see on a daily basis once you start paying attention to Israhell - that are the reason why we can never, ever stop fighting for Palestine

For Americans 35kg is 77lbs. He weighs 77lbs and lost 59lbs. A lot of people’s bodies would not survive this.

The next time someone complains about israel being compared to Nazi Germany show them these pictures. The world has to be free of this monstrous regime. This cannot be normalized. This cannot be excused. Palestine must be free.

freefreeepalestine-deactivated2:

yeehawpim:

Panel 1: two sets of legs walking. Panel 2: The legs on the left come to a stop as the legs on the right keep walking. Panel 3: The legs on the left stand still. The legs on the right start to disappear off panel as they keep walking. Panel 4: The legs on the left stand alone.ALT
Panel 1: kid on the right wearing a backpack walking. Panel 2: Kid on the right turns, noticing their friend is gone, and stops walking. Panel 3: kid on the right is standing a couple paces behind, looking down at the ground with their hands gripping the straps of their backpack. Kid on the right has stopped and turned around. They say, "what's wrong?"ALT
Panel 1: kid on the left looks downcast and says, "I don't wanna go to school. It's scary." Panel 2: kid on the right walks up beside kid on the left. Panel 3: Kid on the right says, "yeah, it is." Panel 4: kid on the left says, "But we have to go."ALT
Panel 1: kid on the right stares. Panel 2: kid on the right starts to take off their backpack. Panel 3: Kid on the left is staring down at nothing. Panel 4: something catches their attention and the kid on the left looks up towards their friend. Panel 5: The kid on the right says, "here, give me your hand." They hold out their hand towards the kid on the left and holds an uncapped permanent marker in their other hand.ALT
Panel 1: Kid on the right holds the kid on the left's hand as they writes in it. Their backpack leans up against their leg as it rests against the ground. They say, "I'm gonna write the biggest, strongest thing I know on your hand so you can take it to class. Panel 2: kid on the left asks, "What is it? A cassowary?" Panel 3: Kid on the right says from off-page as the kid on the left covers their face and turns away, "Stronger than that. But you can't peek right now. You can only look when you get reeeeeally scared." Kid on the left says, "why?"ALT
kid on the right says from off-page, "The trick is that when you know what it is it'll be so big and so strong, you won't be able to be as scared anymore." Panel 1: kid on the left's hand being held by the kid on the right as they continue writing on it with a permanent marker. Panel 2: kid on the right closing the kid on the left's hand for them. Kid on the right says, "So you gotta save it." Bottom of the page is black gradient.ALT
Dark hallway with a large billboard on the wall that has pages stapled to it extending off the page. Single looming door about four times the height of the kid on the left who is standing looking at it with their backpack on. The single long rectangular window above the door's handle casts a shadow over the kid. Panel 1: close-up on the kid on the left as they look up nervously at the door. They're holding the straps of their backpack. Panel 2: The kid on the left fiddling with their hands, their right hand in a fist where something had been written. ALT
Panel 1: kid on the left stretches to reach for the door handle overhead. The door is very oversized. Panel 2: Kid on the left's small hand gripping the giant door handle. Panel 3: Kid on the left says, "A hippo..." as they pull the door handle down to open it. Panel 4: Kid on the left says, "a hippo with lasers..." as they begin to step through the open door. Only their feet and the bottom of their backpack can be seen. Panel 5: The gap through the open door shows a harsh light compared to the dark hallway where the door and it's handle is still in shadow. Panel 6: From the outside the door closes with a "click."ALT
Full page art of a giant featureless teacher at the front of the classroom writing on a blackboard with a piece of chalk. Comparatively tiny students who are also featureless face the front while sat at their desks. Only the backs of their heads and shoulders can be seen. The kid on the left is sitting down in their midst, their backpack slung on the back of their chair. There are some stairs that go up to the too-high black board at the front of the room. There are two pieces of chalk and a black board eraser resting at the bottom of the black board. The teacher has written, "mushroom + mushroom = mushroom" "disease - disease = disease" "giraffe × gi"ALT
Panel 1: the kid on the left looking forwards with their hands folded in front of them on their desk. They look apprehensive and they're surrounded by the other students at their desks. The other students all have sticky notes on their faces with an emotionless simple expression drawn on. Everyone faces forward.
Panel 2: the kid on the left looks at their hands as they fiddle with them, still clasped together.
Panel 3: the kid on the left continues fiddling with their hands without parting them, leaning further down.
Panel 4: the kid on the left has their face right up to their hands, still fiddling and now with greater concentration.
Panel 5: the kid on the left jerks to look up in shock as the teacher says, "YOU."
Panel 6: the silhouette of the kid on the left sits alone at their desk, tiny compared to the teacher's hand pointing directly at them.ALT
Panel 1: the teacher's hand is giant in the frame as it points and says, "WHAT IS GIRAFFE." Behind them is the chalkboard that reads, "mushroom + mushroom = mushroom" "disease - disease = disease" "giraffe × giraffe = giraffe"
Panel 2: the kid on the left reels back with a scared expression, their hands clenching on their desk.
Panel 3: Close-up on the kid on the left as they hunch in on themselves and say quietly, "um."
Panel 4: The kid on the left's hands shake as they clasp together and they say quietly, "uh."
They continue, "a giraffe...?"ALT
Panel 1: the teacher says, "WRONG." The kid on the left looks small hunched in on themselves at their desk with every other student at their desks turned towards them.
Panel 2: The kid on the left sits frozen at their desk with their hands closed together over their desk, frozen.
Panel 3: The kid on the left remains frozen, receding into the void with all the other students missing.ALT
The kid on the left floats in the void, sitting at their desk with their hands folded and looking down. They get smaller as they begin to hunch down and rotate in further iterations of themselves down the page until they have their face in their arms. It looks like they're floating off.ALT
Panel 1: the kid on the left has their face buried in their arms against their desk.
Panel 2: The kid on the left's eyes have tears dripping from them as they peek up from behind their hands.
Panel 3: The kid on the left rubs at the tears with one hand as their downturned mouth can be seen from behind their right hand.
Panel 4: The attention of the kid on the left is caught by something on their right hand.
Panel 5: A close-up of their right hand reveals "I love you" written on the palm.ALT
Panel 1: The kid on the left sits up slightly, looking at their hand with a surprised expression and says, "oh." Panel 2: The kid on the left floats alone in the void without their desk or anyone around them, holding their right hand with their left and looking down with a slight smile. They say, "that's stronger than a kajillion hippos with lasers."ALT

loth-catgirl:

vrixie:

taran-wanderer:

transamus:

girlwerewolf:

richard -> dick so obviously we should start the charles -> cock process

how the fuck do you get cock from charles

you ask him nicely

The Richard-dick naming situation actually comes from a fad that existed back in I think it was the 17th or 18th century, can’t remember which. But the naming fad/convention of the time was for rhyming secondary nicknames for names that already had a 4 letter nickname. Ie: William-will-bill, Richard-rick-dick

so it’d be Charles-chuck-fuck

russianchoir:

bugblast:

santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

girljeremystrong:

the mutuals would love that

soberscientistlife:

opencommunion:

“I was there and I know how hard it is in captivity,“ said Menir. "Every day in captivity was very difficult. I was in a home when there was shelling all around. We were sitting in the tunnels and we were terribly afraid that not Hamas but Israel would kill us, and then they would say, ‘Hamas killed you.’ So, I very much ask as soon as possible to start exchanging the prisoners and everyone should return home. There is no priority [of some over others]. Everyone is important.”

Bar Goldstein told what his family members who returned from captivity in Gaza described to him: "Fortunately, I had the privilege of receiving my sister-in-law Chen [Goldstein Almog] and her children. They were under constant threat from the IDF [Israeli army] shelling.” 

… Another captive who was released with her children also expressed anger at the army’s shelling of the location where she was held in Gaza, and that Israeli Apache helicopters had opened fire at them as they were being taken from their home across the border into Gaza. 

She said: "The feeling we had there was that no one was doing anything for us. The fact is that I was in a hiding place that was shelled and we had to be smuggled out while we were wounded. Not to mention the helicopter that shot at us on the way to Gaza. You claim that there is intelligence, but the fact is that we were being shelled.”

batbirdies:

meangirlnurse:

i feel like no one really wants to hear that sleep/exercise/nutrition/hydration are major factors in treating mental health issues bc we’ve all talked to that person who thinks your depression would be cured by one good session of goat yoga or whatever but unfortunately they do help and i’m chronically annoyed about it

Tags @eggmacguffin

antposting:

sad ant with bindle edit (happy ant without bindle variant) holding a huge sack with a dollar symbol like a cartoon robberALT

happy ant with bundle (of cash)

jv:

If you didn’t hear, Substack is now officially a Nazi site. Officially as in “the CEO has said they wouldn’t ban Nazis, and that they are welcome to monetize their content on Substack”. I think this is the first time a major web platform has openly say they are ok with making money out of open Nazis and white nationalists.

Substack CEO reasoning is “we don’t like nazis, but we defend their right to be nazis”. But, of course, at the same time, substack bans sex workers from using their platform.

So yeah, if you have a Substack account, maybe it’s time to move somewhere else. As they say, if there’s a Nazi at the table and 10 other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with 11 Nazis.


archibaldtuttle:

Always hilarious to watch people on posts about the “yellow filter in the Middle East/Mexico in films” thing say smth like “well you don’t know maybe it’s just an artistic intention you’re not a color grader”

Hi. I’m a color grader. It’s not an artistic intention it’s just racist. You’re welcome.

crazy-brazilian:

kittybroker:

desktopatomicclocks:

cannibalchicken:

@kittybroker

Truly the scrungist of kitties here! This scrungy skrinkler scrungling onto the scene for only $3.10! OGHHHH! what a great price!

buried-in-stardust:

[eng by me]

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024:

did y'all know the human pet guy is a fucking monarchist

like

“humans can only be ruled effectively by a single supreme power” kinda monarchist

i am so tired of this website

mysharona1987:

You’d think this would be a bigger story, tbh.

charlesoberonn:

They’re gonna cry very different tears when they find out about his opinions and fantasies.

gingerhastoomanyobsessions:

memewhore:

wrens-wramblings:

One of the best things about Tumblr, imo, is sometimes you can scroll through the awful content… But you don’t then get it recommended to you.

On tiktok, you see some godawful opinion and you want a further look at what exact kind of crazy they are? Are they being ironic? Is this satire? Oh, no, they actually do think that… Ex. Women should belong to their husbands. Welp, you’re now gonna have tradwife / terf / alt-right / trumpie content on your fyp for weeks because you scrolled that account for a few minutes. You keep pressing ‘not interested’ but tiktok believes you’re a republican now.

Here, you see something crazy - let’s say, uh, Human Pet Guy (rip, example would be before he deactivated obviously).

You see a post of his and you’re like “Woah, wtf, is this satire or is he just like this?” You go to his blog to check and Tumblr does not assume looking at human pet guy’s blog = you want a human pet and does not start bombarding you with human pet content. When you are done trying to understand how someone can think like that you can return to the safety of your dash, which remains unchanged.

Long live the hellsite, please don’t give us weird new algorithms

miss-wizard:

DO NOT LET SOCIAL MEDIA TURN YOU INTO AN AMERICAN

benevientowoes:

she’s everything. he’s just ken

bugboi-connor:

If u interact with my posts, just know I respond like this:


thememedaddy: