January 2024

idontmindifuforgetme:

Even in the midst of the new year’s excitement, I genuinely can’t stop being haunted by thoughts of Palestine. We have the privilege of celebrating the new year, making resolutions, looking forward to the blessings in the year ahead—but many Palestinian children didn’t get that privilege. Hundreds upon hundreds of children far younger than me have died in the past 3 months; won’t get the luxury of sharing in this flurry of excitement and joy. Many more are biding their time, not knowing when their last day is. Tonight will mark a new beginning, but I hope it also heralds a year of far more people advocating for Palestine, sharing the atrocities that have been committed in Palestine, boycotting brands supporting Palestinian genocide, and just all around finally coming to terms with the fact that Palestinian genocide SHOULD be their concern—even if they’re not being directly affected by it. More people need to be aware that educating themselves on this should not be a choice, but a responsibility and a must.

bugboi-connor:

If u interact with my posts, just know I respond like this:


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here’s to a liberated palestine and an end to the occupation in 2024، إن شاء الله

sistema-jerimum:

What no new seasons does to a fandom

unalivejournal:

unalivejournal:

christmas in less than a week no snow temperatures regularly hitting above 50°. IN MASSACHUSETTS

pisses me off so much when people bring this up and then are like “well i’m not complaining because i hate the cold!!!!” okay well you are in one of the Supposed to be cold states. Where the cold is supposed to happen. are you not worried

genderfluid-druid:

hurr hurr I’m a human body hurr hurr I’m gonna solve all my problems using mucus

bat-connoisseur:

bovineblogger:

trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

The magnificent african forest buffalo:

glowcowboy:

i’m in a good place (my room) but i’m also not in a good place (deep physical and psychological suffering)

blood-heritage-posts:

pravacouture:

tzintzuntzan:

Trans activists in Mexico City, protesting violence against the LGBTQ community.

Yes at this point I’m reblogging this every time I see it.

Blood Heritage Post

deaths:

valtsv:

valtsv:

diagrams illustrating four types of symmetry. the first shows "rotational symmetry", showcased by the symmetrical object being rotated 90 degrees. the second shows "reflectional symmetry", showcased by the symmetrical object being reflected opposite the original. the third shows "glide-reflectional symmetry", showcased by the symmetrical object being reflected diagonally across from the original. the fourth shows "translational symmetry", showcased by the symmetrical object being copied across diagonally from the original (without any other changes in orientation).ALT

new character dynamics just dropped

tags from human-collector0: "#ways to have sex"ALT

nevermind this post is about sex now

remix-of-your-guts:

remix-of-your-guts:

gentles-and-ladymen:

dysphoria-things:

cerulity:

Cavetown - Boys Will Be Bugs vs. FREE.99 - TRANS RIOT MUSIC

ok this is…. mostly true but as a music nerd i feel the need to show you music that subverts this

here’s a trans male poppunk artist(going on tour soon!!!) who is very loud and screamy and very good as well

laura jane grace is a punk artist but her newer stuff has been kind of gentler, mostly just her and an acoustic guitar, less screamy and very stripped down. she’s on tour as of now!!!

Yeah fuck that this is just “the Barbie movie is for she/theys and the Lego movie is for he/theys” again. Anyways fuck that shit here’s some screaming transmascs

- Dog Park Dissidents

- gender crisis

- the Muslims

- the oozes 

- Gum Disease

And that’s just off of the top of my head. There’s so many loud scream-y trans mascs. Fuck this shit

Bonus points for she/her/hers and left at London, tgirls who make “soft” music

How about we don’t assign people traits based off their gender, regardless if it’s the new “progressive” gender roles.

not binary trans man but dazey the scouts is trans masc riot grrrl :) also polarized eyes!!! both very good bands and i can vouch for noahfinnce, the oozes, and gum disease being awesome tboy punk music.

anyways op clearly has not listened to a single trans artist except cavetown and against me! which is pretty embarrassing tbh not sure why you’d broadcast that to the whole internet…..

so yeah congrats on reinventing patriarchal stereotypes but shaking things up by being transphobic with them. 🥰✨💖

prev what did you think sweet cis teen was about lmao 💀💀 (lighthearted)

oh also SOPHIE and ethel caine for more indie and pop adjacent music by transfems!

wertpq:

basicallymsfrizzle:

anathemaegg:

cargopantsman:

silverjirachi:

thegrimmlovely:

zeldary:

leolikesactivism:

an-actual-lion:

kokichi-o:

glitchware:

glitchware:

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

for context:

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.

Hope yall  like my abomination

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

The only pride flag I care about anymore

i love how tumblr users play with jpeg’s like dolls

thatonesongyouretryingtoremember:

gayshipsandanxiety:

que-mint-tea:

hjarta:

in my experience it goes something like..

tundrakatiebean:

onecooooooolcat:

kyorru:

2023 recap!

  • you were tired and sleepy
  • lethargic even
  • fucking fatigued

And you still made it! Good for you!

saveugoodmadam:

If eating a pack of multicoloured sweets, (e.g. Smarties, Skittles, M&Ms) how do you eat them?

Sort into colours and eat them in rainbow order

Sort into colours and eat them in order of colour/flavour preference

Sort into colours and eat them in order of the amount of each colour

Sort into colours, eat them until they’re all the same amount then finish them

Just eat them (you scare me)

Other (put in tags)

See Results

sorry if I forgot a way of sorting them 👍

knowable-entity:

I’ve never had more than 150 notes on a post so

IF THIS POST GETS 2000 NOTES BEFORE 5 JAN YALL GET TO SEE VIGI’S DESIGN

AND

IF IT GETS 7000 NOTES BY THAT TIME YALL GET TO SEE LI’S UNFINISHED DESIGN

ink-the-artist:

Sticky fan art

the Sticky War supersoldier is @snuwolf

mikanferno:

hey. hey guys you know what would be funny.

edit: im not sure if anyones gonna see this edit but guys. guys if you are on android. use aliucord. stop suffering and use aliucord it has any and all themes you could ever want made by regular people and a whole lot of awesome plugins. Guys.

snugz:

kirklanddryersheet:

gimme-da-memes-b0ss:

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing

findingfeather:

aichu-dechu:

https://twitter.com/mohammadhussain/status/1340439172687998981?s=21

I love this so much. Every time.

earhartsease:

prokopetz:

zeugmalitotes:

prokopetz:

In the native dialect of Lesbos, Sappho’s name is spelled “Psappho”. I sometimes picture what it would have been like if that had been the spelling modern English had gone with. Imagine being psapphic.

… How much effort did it take not to begin that first sentence with “In the Lesbian dialect”?

No comment.

pspspsapphic

communismlives:

skeezels:

chillyfeetsteak:

Chalk is squids road.

bigfan1811:

lunaticcat009:

fake-mermaid:

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2024

fredfugues:

cherubg1rl:

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vampsprite:

every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it

#decadesofhair

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

thelycanwitch:

l1terally-justawizard:

Observe my Dungeons and Dragons Prowess

look at it.

✨Dice Towers ✨

That’s right 30 dice towers, all together, in one place


you can applaud now

Ngl I thought that was 30 dildos

Im glad i wasnt the only person who had to look twice

porcelain-rob0t:

having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you’ll be feeling the “hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃” and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

puirell:

feels like a good time to bring this back

the garfield you are not immune to propaganda meme, but with added text at the bottom that reads, "BUT NEITHER AM I, I AM ONLY POINTING THIS OUT SO WE CAN KEEP BEING VIGILANT ABOUT WHAT WE CONSUME AND NOT HAND-WAIVE [sic] AWAY CRITICISM. I THINK THIS IS ULTIMATELY A GROUP EFFORT AND WE SHOULD BE LESS DISMISSIVE & MORE DIDATIC [sic] ABOUT THIS." end of ID.ALT

curioscurio:

frostmantle:

curioscurio:

i’ll do it for sam

the more things change

animentality:

blairwitchapologist:

has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders

browningtons:

I’m gonna queue this for 12am january 1st

toskarin:

taken-for-pomegranted:

toskarin:

toskarin:

as a kid, I walked into a closet, saw an enormous snake, and then walked out. I walked up to my dad, as you do, and said “dad there’s a huge snake in the closet”

so he smiled smugly, grabbed his knife (I think it was a machete?), walked off, and then I heard him scream followed shortly by three panicked slams

it turns out he didn’t actually think he’d find a huge snake in there, but it sure was there, and he sure did chop it into three pieces

I wish I could believe you mean “as a father” but I know you mean “as a man”

if it makes you feel better, I’ll call him daddy while I’m enjoying him as a man

I don’t think that makes me feel better but thank you for sharing anyway

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“We’re all born naked and the rest is drag”

- My friend T at 1:56am, playing GTA in the other room while the rest of us play Cards Against Humanity

paintingpuff:

I’m late to the aro positivity party but thought I could shout out a manga I read this year, I Want to be a Wall!

It’s about an aroace woman (who is really into BL) and a gay man being arranged into a marriage and how they navigate that, growing closer and kind of becoming a QPR.

The stuff that really got to me was the discussion of the woman’s experience with her asexuality (and aromanticism though that isn’t explicitly labeled), how it connects to her media tastes and the way people have hurt her in the past. It was all absolutely heartbreaking.

A fun detail I also like is how the pair act out romantic tropes (Gift of Magi style misunderstanding, paranoia about “cheating,”), but they are all done through a platonic context.

(Ex. Even though they’re not in romantic love, he still feels upset at the idea of losing their bond, or her getting hurt by someone he doesn’t know.)

There’s not too many chapters of it out, unfortunately (only like two volumes), but the ones I read are very enjoyable and I’d love to put this on other people’s radar!

(btw, I got this manga rec from this video, and there’s more in it!)


Asexual and their Powerful Visibility

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=urXrwYmMdgA

crplpunkklavier:

a long tweet thread from the mountain goats twitter account, from january 1, 2022. transcript:
so I was washing potatoes last night when I got excited
it was just one of those moments, you know. I was getting dinner together and I looked at the ingredients coming together on the counter
and I thought to myself, and said aloud, “Hell yes, I have three potatoes”
living with me means having to develop a robust tolerance for hearing a guy occasionally cry out aloud: saying, for example, “Hell yes, I have three potatoes”
but over and above my everyday state of excitement about the ten trillion small things that ease the path a little – colors, shades, sounds, flavors, sensations, moods, fleeting thoughts, moments of transcendence when you’re very lucky –ALT
I had one of those moments of gratitude to have food. and not just the food but a counter to prep it on and a stove for cooking
but it wasn’t just the food and the kitchen and the comforts of home, either
it was me standing at the stove in a house where I’m safe. got here on my own two feet. had a lot of help. plenty of points where I wouldn’t have bet on the outcome. now I have three potatoes, you know?
here’s the thing
some of you reading this are in houses where you’re not safe all the time, and I know itALT
some of you are day-to-day with any of a thousand different troubles and on any given day you feel like you might buckle
maybe you’ve felt like that a lot of times over the past couple years. A lot of people have. some people have felt that way who’d had some preparation, and some people have found themselves navigating scary, unfamiliar straits
but if you’re reading this right now you managed to make it work. maybe it doesn’t feel lik eit worked all that well, maybe you feel like you’re coasting across the goal line with no fuel at all left in the tank,
but here you are
here you are.ALT
having found some way to nourish yourself through it.
look at the calendar, look at the clock. you sustained yourself through this. maybe you got sick, maybe it was real bad. maybe some things got better and maybe they got worse. but give yourself the gift of a long look in the mirror
look at the person [words unintentionally left out] hard, uncertain times, in days of sickness everywhere, will see another year
that’s the person who will do it again, and to that person, over and over, I say, loud enough for the neighbors to hear,
Hell yes, hell yes, hell yes, hell yes, hell yesALT
from all of us here at Mountain Goats Central Command a thank you for seeing us through 2021. it was so good to see you in the flesh again. stay safe. trust yourselves. we will see one another through to safer times
this year’s New Year’s Eve thread is dedicated to that one guy who’s mad about people wishing one another happy new year: may he never know why people actually do it
and may the rest of us, collectively, defiantly, never forget it /threadALT

from 2 years ago, still hits. happy new year kids

maxstarfall:

carnelianfoxx:

Fox News had two men kissing for a solid 2 seconds on screen before cutting away

happy new years

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

prospitdreamer:

chickenstab:

chickenstab:

happy new bears!!

wait no don’t reblog this i meant years

image

@magical-bear-dubin happy new bears :)

diseasehaver:

piralea-deactivated20231202:

juney-blues:

people who use she/her and it/its pronouns have it so fucking hard honestly

you list your pronouns as she/it? that sounds like shit. you have poopnouns instead of pronouns. what the hell.

it/she? now you’re itchy. girlthings just can’t fucking win

katelyn-danger:

corrucyst:

jaoxn:

A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

whys this a bulk reblog

3 for 1 deal

miss-wizard:

DO NOT LET SOCIAL MEDIA TURN YOU INTO AN AMERICAN

pogasm:

vulcanette:

thetyrannosaur:

OK WAIT SO IF POC GET STRICTER SENTENCES IN COURT… AND IF WOC ARE MORE AT RISK OF MISCARRIAGE AND GENERAL MALPRACTICE… AND IF SEX EDUCATION IS WORSE IN INNER CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS… AND IF RACIAL HOUSING DISCRIMINATION IS PRACTICED BY 85% OF REAL ESTATE AGENTS… AND IF SCHOOL DISTRICTS ARE FUNDED VIA PROPERTY TAXES WITHIN EACH DISTRICT… HOLD ON………. WAIT A MINUTE

This is what we mean by systemic racism

endlessarms:

“mutuals can message me” “mutuals can ask for discord” mutuals can tear me to pieces with their claws and scrap me for spare parts. btw

garaks-padded-bra:

garaks-padded-bra:

My tummy hurts versus i wanna eat custard. Whats stopping the sun from swallowing us whole right now

If i didnt have a tummy ache and i was eating custard id give the entire bowl to you because i like you so much

alohomorablue:

HAPPY NEW YEAR ERRYBODY ILY all have a GREAT 2014

pkmn-go-to-the-polls:

Pokémon Human Character Tournament: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE!!

Jessie (anime)

James (anime)

See Results

rainia:

rainia:

my 6yo piano student: did you KNOW that girls can marry girls and BOYS can marry boys? But they can’t do that romantic dance together when one has a rose in their mouth, because only boys can play the guitar :(

me: 👁️👄👁️well actually, girls can definitely play guitar??

6yo: WAIT REALLY?? :O

it was honestly so fucking adorable because she was SO excited to impart with me the news that gay marriage exists, but then instantly heartbroken that wlw couples were robbed of all romance as they couldn’t possibly do the flamenco together