January 2024

illisidifan:

jrvarsityjackets:

jrvarsityjackets:

jrvarsityjackets:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

Someone in the notes said shes doing this with 200 lbs and i cant stress enough how wrong that is. Thats at least 160 kg she’s lifting, so closer to 350 lbs.

Ok finally looked it up, this is Hyejeong Park, clean and jerking 165kg (364 lbs) to win Senior World Champs in the W 87+ kg class this year (2023)

Reblogging again because another person in the notes said this was 200 lbs and it’s upsetting me

The POWER!

hawlucha:

lindleland:

seeing a lot of “almost christmas means it wasn’t christmas” memes already and it’s not even christmas eve, so remember:

aropride:

(ID: two memes using the “it’s 2023 i’m done arguing / if you hate X i’m straight up murdering you” meme format. the first says “asexuals” and has a picture of the ace pride flag, and the second says “aromantics” and has a picture of the aro pride flag. end ID)

slightlylazyeye:

ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA

laeffy:

importantandunavoidable:

importantandunavoidable:

thinking about her

thinking about her again

orochimarufacts:

Ebeneezer scrooage, we had a casual situationship in his prime, you wouldn’t think it but he was dtf and fucked like a tiger. Together we orphaned many children and exploited many of those orphans, looking fantastic while doing it. But now he doesn’t text me. Your typical “redeemed” naruto villain. This Christmas I think I will give him Covid.

tiredfemboy:

chubsette:

when you accidentally touch a soft tummy and it does a little jiggle it’s like ohmyg od

robotslenderman:

krabbydon:

lawrencearabia:

macdicilla:

ceuulusuoluptatemcapit:

tanoraqui:

imaginarycircus:

terpsikeraunos:

caecilius-est-pater:

thoodleoo:

no punctuation we read like romans

NOPUNCTUATIONORLOWERCASEORSPACESWEREADLIKEROMANS

INTER·PVNCTVATION·WE·INSCRIBE·LIKE·ROMANS

words doesn’t classical matter order in greek;

we, in a manner akin to that of a man who once was, in Rome, an orator of significant skill, who was then for his elegance of speech renowned and now for his elaborate structure of sentences cursed by generations of scholars of Latin, the language which he spoke and we now study, Cicero, write, rather than by any efficiency, functionality, or ease of legibility have our words, our honors, the breaths of our hearts, be besmirched.

The fact that this has yet to devolve into boustrophedon is a miracle… or a challenge. I’m looking at you @terpsikeraunos @macdicilla @labellamordens

I’m up to it

Not many jnſtances of Punctuation - but for many Daſhes – et words Capitaliz’d for emphavſis, but not logicaly - ſpeeling and word Endings varied Gratelie - and the long S - ſ - vſed in at the ſtart and Centre of wordes - & the short “s” vſed only at the end - as with the U and V, and the I and J - but v and j only at the ſtart of wordes (we diſtinguishe not between Vouels and Conſonants, only decoratiue Letteres). Ye letter “y” being in lookes cloſe to an Olde letter “þ” which is vſed as “th” - Y may be vſed in the place of TH - but only ſparingly - and ſtill Pronounc’d the ſame as TH. Long and rambling ſentences - ſeeminglie without end - a paragraph can conſiſt of One whole ſentence, and ſhort ſentences are rare – we ſcribe like hiſtorical Modern English – and other european Languages.

And furthermore, Carthage is to be destroyed.

I hate all of you.

borgesperovago:

[x]

strangestcase:

Your virulent, violent, disgusting hatred of ace and aro people disguised as “what ifs”, denial, corrective rape apologia, and cishet passing boogeymen never left the community. It just became un-hip and uncool to not say it out loud as often as you used to (but you still do). You still happily tell me nobody has ever threatened me with conversion therapy, not even by proxy. That everybody will find me normal for as long as I fuck the right people as if my orientation wasn’t still seen as a disease. I hope all of you get kicked in the face by a horse. Every day. Multiple times a day.

sing-you-fools:

me: this is a background character who’s in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.

behindthename.com:

Image description: A picture of a computer screen showing a randomly generated name from Behind the Name. The name is "Charizard Cockburn". End I.D.ALT

sanrio-inc:

Every day and forever it’s free Palestine. May Palestinian people find peace and be able to return to their homeland.

lchupanibre:

roadhogsbigbelly:

tiktok health misinformation is so funny, like hell yeah brother.

time to bulk up for the winter

big-challenges-posting:

big-challenges-posting:

big-challenges-posting:

pride big challenges wallpaper cause why not :] (i accept any flag request)

also if you don’t like the stars i can upload the version with out them

NOOO THE IMAGE QUALITY WENT FROM 720x1280 to 422x750 WGAT HAPPEN??

okay i upload it to pinterest here’s the link https://pin.it/1XbQRMX the rest is on my profile cinerea_garden

glmtwnbrtz:

Who suffered more: Jesus Christ on the cross or Percy Jackson?

Jesus

Percy Jackson

See Results

teadalek:

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

strangestcase:

strangestcase:

I think people would armchair diagnose bad people with cluster B disorders much less if psychiatric disorders hadn’t all been given names by ableists who of course picked the traits most unberarable to “sane” people to name them rather than, you know, the ways it affects the people that have them. It’s like, when doctors are all “this disorder gives you extremely low self esteem. and it’s called the Selfish Fucking Asshole Disorder” or “this disorder makes you want to die so bad. and it’s called the Hysteric Bitch Disorder” or “this disorder disconnects you from your peers. and it’s called the Insane Evil Cunt Disorder” and so on and so forth, so of course you have people going “oh, this person is a selfish fucking asshole, they MUST have Selfish Fucking Asshole Disorder! this further proves that all people with this disorder are like that in the first place!” Do You See It

Enabling reblogs again due to popular request. But for the love of goth. behave

rcwar-var:

A u t u m n S a l e !

sacred-portal:

vague-humanoid:

themangledsans0508:

thememedaddy:

sayruq:

Article

el-shab-hussein:

mhizzberry:

A screenshot of the heading of an article on Medium.com, written by user "The Grief Witch". The title of the article is "What is the Ethical Way to Climb Out of Hell?". The article is accompanied by a worms-eye-view photo of several people waving Palestinian flags.ALT

I just wanted to share this article about Palestine’s right to revolt and why it is important that we support it. It also has sources embedded in the text that debunk misinformation about them and Hamas. I implore everyone to read it and spread this information around.

Always remember that Palestine was explicitly granted the right to armed resistance by the United Nations, against the zionist occupation. The article mentions the U.N. enshrining that right for occupied and colonized people, but the U.N. also explicitly named Palestine in the resolution, as well as Namibia and Zimbabwe who were also fighting against apartheid and illegal occupation.

navigatorwrongway:

floxy-offical:

(UNMUTE YOU WON’T REGRET IT)

(Source)

adding tags because YEAH

mikkeneko:

thypandatetor:

Surprised I hadn’t seen this cross posted over here

Liquid Death is renaming their Armless Palmer iced tea and lemonade to Dead Billionaire because Arnold Palmer’s estate threatened to sue for the use of the word Palmer. What a brand

Drink the rich

notallfay:

marzipanandminutiae:

greysonderulo:

dragonsspire:

knight-nick:

If you think like that, please don’t ever have children.

Listen, my parents installed a lock on my door so I could lock everyone out of my room if I wanted to at sometime around 8 years old. They had a key of course for safety but they’ve never had to use it and they’ve never used it when they didn’t have to.

I was allowed full access to any books, movies, and internet I wanted fully informed about our family beliefs and practices but I was given no supervision once I reached about 13 because my parents trusted me to stick to the rules or not as I felt and come to them if there was anything that I had questions about.

As long as I said where I was going, who I was with, and when I was going to be back and then phone if anything changed I was allowed to do pretty much as I pleased from 13 onward.

I moved back in with my parents after university and the first conversation we had was my dad telling me that if I felt like they were treating me like a child to please tell them because they had no intention of doing so.

I still live with them and I’m comfortable here as an adult. When I eventually move out again, which I feel no rush to do because I feel respected and given more than enough elbow room, I will probably talk to them often if not everyday. Because they’ve always respected my privacy and my autonomy both physically and emotionally. If you want an independent and fictional child trusting them and giving them their space will do you many more favours than not.

meanwhile, my parents…

  • password protected my computer so i had to get permission every time i wanted to use it
  • put a passcode lock on our pantry so we couldn’t eat without permission
  • regularly checked our internet browsing history
  • shut off the internet at regular intervals, including when i needed it for university homework
  • did monthly checks of our bank statements and would confiscate money if they didn’t approve of our activities

in response, i went behind their backs and opened a new bank account, got a secret job, bought my own groceries, and used the wifi from the school across the street. they didn’t succeed in disciplining me. all they did was force me to distance myself from them.

your children are not your property. they are human beings, and they deserve basic human rights.

nothing in this world teaches you to lie and sneak around like a parent who doesn’t believe you should have privacy

My Dad was in a conversation with someone today, and my Dad said he wasn’t going to say if he was a good parent, or not. You can ask my daughter.

I said that I had the kind of relationship with my Dad were I trusted him, where not only did I not sneak around. But if I got into trouble I felt like I could go to him for help. Rather than make my situation worse.

I’m really shit at lying and sneaking around. I think because of lack of practice.

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

monkeysaysficus:

michaelnothing:

celiavonhinten:

This twink wishes he was HALF the weirdo.

I love how this sentence could apply in either direction

no it couldn’t. show gonzo some respect.

emwheezie:

Gamer cats

lucygoosez:

V.I.P.: very important puppies :-)

xen0lush:

she let me hit cause I’m endearingly macabre

clubpenguinkiller:

Be honest. My keysmashing always has too many js and qs in it and thats why you won’t have sex with me. am i right?

rain-droplet:

phyziks:

paranormal-pan:

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

me, watching my moots reblog this post

reblogged it once but I’m back for seconds like asexuals for garlic bread

bob-belcher:

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

shencomix:






mortimermcmirestinks:

homunculus-argument:

Random fantasy/worldbuilding thing:

Everyone from a different culture seems strangely poetic and profoundly deep in their observations, but only because they speak whatever the common tongue is as a second language, and whatever they are saying is actually mostly just clumsily translated common sayings/figures of speech that flow much better in their own tongue, and make perfect sense to the people who understand the cultural context.

Someone who comes from a place where geodes are common will describe another person: “He is like a stone that seems to hold a treasure inside of it - you learn to know such stones by their shape and their weight - but once you split it open, there is no quartz, no amethyst, no sparkling and brilliant crystal you expected. Just solid rock, through and through. He is like one of those rocks.” Which vaguely makes sense, but they’re clearly frustrated about not being quite able to express what they’re trying to say.

The thing is, in their own first language, there’s a specific word for this kind of rock - one that outwardly seems to be a geode but it isn’t one after all. This word is also commonly used as an insult, to describe a person who is charismatic, convincing and outwardly seems brilliantly smart, but is actually dumb as shit.

human, speaking dwarvish to an dwarf: “this quest you’re on, it’s like… when the rains come, and the sun shines through the water in the air, and the raindrops form a prism through which sunlight casts a shimmering illusion of rings of colour across the sky, it’s as if the ribbons of light are indicating some great treasure that you can never find, because the coloured lights are an illusion. and pursuing the lights will just lead you on and on forever.”

dwarf: :o “that’s so beautiful…”

human, speaking humanish to a human: “his quest is like he’s looking for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.”

other human: “ah yeah I getcha.”

devpalmer:

devpalmer:

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

janokenmun:

getting real fucking sick of this

junodoesworldbuilding:

calder:

kereeachan:

foultaleglitter:

balaclava-trismegistus:

balaclava-trismegistus:

I really need to do more studying and write an essay on how Americanism is a genuine folk religion which reveres capital and the vague concept of “the free market” as a god of providence to be pleased in order to lead a prosperous life, also that the founding fathers are prophetic, perhaps even messianic figures who basically gave birth to this god through the revolutionary war, and that the vast majority of conservative Christians in America revere capital more than the god they claim to serve in an ironic sort of golden calf situation.

I think you’re just stupid, bro

Apotheosis of Washington

1800–1802
John James Barralet

There is a trend amongst depictions of the founding fathers to show them as literal christ figures, a trend that started very early in the nation’s life.

I’d also like to point out Washington & Lincoln Apotheosis, artist unknown, about 1865, the same year as lincoln’s assasination

The personification of America in the form of Columbia, a goddess of both the land and the concepts that America tends to inhabit. A pre-anime Hetalia. She was often used in depictions of Manifest Destiny, a religions ideal that stated that America, by God’s will, must go from coast to coast.

American Progress by, John Gast, 1872. Note the indigenous people cast in literal darkness, away from the light. The religions deification of America relies upon colonialism and white supremacy

Like, there are actual studies on this stuff. Look up “American civil religion” if you’re struggling for search terms. Or “American founder worship.”

Painted in 1865 by Constantino Brumidi, the Apotheosis of Washington in the eye of the U.S. Capitol Building’s Rotunda depicts George Washington rising to the heavens in glory, flanked by female figures representing Liberty and Victory/Fame and surrounded by six groups of figures.

christians & postchristians hate it when you talk about this

Yeah and this is just the overtly syncretic stuff that borrows christian imagery; a lot of the scholarship about American Civil Religion revolves around the smaller aspects of acr; the pledge of allegiance, the various rituals surrounding the national anthem, etc

A youtuber i enjoy, ReligionForBreakfast (he’s a religious studies scholar!) Has a cool video on the subject- im too tired to rephrase his cool thoughts/knowledge on the subject so just watch his videos

is this orange or yellow.

adamsmasher:

vaultoffaggotry:

rubykgrant:

astraltrickster:

royal-random-the-yogurt-queen:

vang0bus:

thehottestmess:

rat-on-fire:

spacepaprika:

jessbeinme15:

yumiiiiiii:

jessbeinme15:

yumiiiiiii:

icecreamsavant:

world-heritage-posts:

prettyboy-bigfoot:

rankeluck:

prettyboy-bigfoot:

khazel-t:

turing-tested:

dog-on-it-tm:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

hey op, what does this say?

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

world heritage post

It’s orange

it’s literally 71

Bestie it’s 74

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

where are you getting that from?

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.

For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.

Also, the car is orange.

Posting this in case anyone is color blind and doesn’t know it lmao

@cartoondog

nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

shamebats:

gjjuddmk2:

ID: screenshot of 7 different comments in the notes of this post all saying "same owner" /end IDALT

ampersandvich:

556x45mm-deactivated20230508:

transamus:

deadryn:

morvay:

gryffinewt:

hyrude:

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

not to be cosmic or anything but who was i before watching this?

mileymint:

rapier-roach:

toonimated:

COFFEE QUEST CONTINUES!

Join our coffee adventure!-  Or at least check out more Art Goodies here:

[Check out Toonimated’s Coffee Quest]  <Take a look!

@mileymint

THANK YOU

brewerssupplies:

brewerssupplies:

brewerssupplies:

brewerssupplies:

Building a fantasy world is like being the world’s most specific historian.

I’m glad we’re all in the same boat on this one.

As suggested it’s also like being the most specific biologist, chemist, and geologist.

I want you all to know that I read every single tag and reply yall drop in the notes and I love you fellow worldbuilders.

I’m sorry, but this tag fucks supremely.

ayypinkshades:

nativenews:

nativenews:

Here’s an EFF link to more easily find your reps and their contact info

lautakwah:

lautakwah:

where is that quote by arundhati roy about how nonviolence is a spectacle for the oppressor and needs an audience and how people have the right to violence to resist

[ID: “Can the hungry go on a hunger strike? Non-violence is a piece of theatre. You need an audience. What can you do when you have no audience?
People have the right to resist annihilation”
― Arundhati Roy /END ID]