the new guidance is fucking evil in way more ways than the already horrifying mandatory reporting thing btw. its straight up ron desantis shit and the country’s “"left wing”“ party is all aboard. if i had the opportunity to cast the deciding vote between a tory or labour mp id spend the day at home jerking off instead
well bad news fellow trannies it looks like the Reasonable Moderates have decided our lives are just the price that’s gotta be paid for a keir starmer government! the person who left these tags has "LGBTQ ally” in their bio btw lmao
i dont know if this has been posted before. i’m sure it has. but when i did a search for “jerma dick” and “dick jerma” and “ultraviolet dick jerma” i didnt get any results so i’m just gonna post it anyway
This is a perfect example of why we need things designed for a variety of body types. Far too many plus-sized clothes are skinny clothes just made bigger, which rarely (if ever) have the desired effect. Not only do things not look the same in this context, it’s fair to say they were not designed (or redesigned) to look good on these different body shapes. The options are often mumus or things not really designed for you.
This man has come up with a variety of amazing outfits that look fantastic on his body. We need more of this.
I love you sir. You are gorgeous and we should say so.
Also Jonathan’s saying “we don’t exactly hold socials” in response to Martin trying to make small talk about Not Sasha’s boyfriend was so fucking funny. Martin tried to be normal and Jonathan Sims was just straight up
nobody talks about it but like the fact that glasses exist is literally insane
put fucking melted sand in front of your eyeballs and now stuff stops being blurry??? and someone figured this out fuckin hundreds of years ago?
Glass technology evolved because of wine.
Wine used to be stored in clay pots for drinking but then people started blowing glass and realized how pretty wine was in a clear glass bottles. They also realized that glass bottles with curves magnified the image and after decades of experementation they started grinding glass with curves and sand to get that magnification. This is also where the telescope and magnifying glass came from. Eventually after telescopes and looking to the heavens were all the rage people started hand crafting reading glasses which gave their wearers an extra decade of reading with bad eyes. By the mid 1700’s they were common and Ben Franklin figured out how to combine two different magnifications into one lense. By 1900 it was incredibly common to have eyeglasses and actual perscriptions were being developed. Post WWII saw a boom in lense technology filtering down from industrial applications making it cheaper and more affordable. Now days you can typically walk into a dollar store and buy a pair of reading glasses all thanks to some glass blower a thousand years ago that liked to look at his wine.
All of human history comes down to alcohol and horses
don’t forget war
war is just an elaborate manifestation of horses. like a Pokémon evolution.
Wishing everyone a joyful transmas! I know the season can be difficult, so I hope this all-trans nativity scene can make your yuletide a little bit gayer. Here are three fun facts you probably didn’t know about Jesus:
Jesus spoke vocally in support of people we may now know as queer/trans (Matthew 19:12).
Jesus didn’t have a biological father and thus had XX chromosomes. Jesus would have been a trans man.
Historical Jesus was a radical Palestinian communist who likely would have worn a keffiyeh.
Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]
Love getting he/him’d for this post. Lesbian ally of gay men granted pronouns for his advocacy
Honestly, it’s been difficult to get myself out of the habit of saying Israel-Hamas War or “conflict.” But it’s more accurate to say occupation and genocide. There aren’t two equal sides here. There’s a nuclear power and a group desperately resorting to terrorism under threat of ethnic cleansing.
celebrities will really be like “i am non-binary” and people will just ignore it
gerard way will literally be like “i used to dress in women’s clothes at school and i really enjoyed it” “i don’t really identify with masculinity and i have considered myself to be a trans girl” “this self-insert character i created and portrayed in a series of music videos is a non-binary lesbian” and people will just be like “oh yeah gerard is a man, he’s male. definitely of a masculine gender”
janelle monae has come out as non-binary, publicly, in magazine interviews, TWICE now and ppl are like oh yeah! janelle is a woman. she’s female. 100% womyn
BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG WILL LITERALLY WRITE A SONG ABOUT HOW HES BEEN CROSSDRESSING FROM A VERY YOUNG AGE AND WEAR THONGS ON STAGE AND SOMEONE WROTE “BILLIE JOE IS ACTUALLY A CUTE YOUNG LESBIAN” ON HIS ASS ONE TIME AND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE WOW THAT SURE IS A MALE DAD
Suzy Eddie Izzard will state time and again that she’s genderfluid and half y'all will say she’s a trans woman while the other half still insist she’s a man.
isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
yeah there legit is that’s 100% true
Yes.
Oh my god
last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.
I just love that they included this story like do you think Jesus and the Lads just retold that story every time they had a drink like “NEVER HAVE I EVER CURSED A FIG TREE” and Jesus is like “you GUYS”
it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.
So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom
It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education
and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up
make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll
So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn’t be deterred by the prank calls because they would ‘taper off eventually’. It’d be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇
this is an L imagine being seduced by your chess opponent in a dress like that isn’t the oldest play in the Conniving Vizier handbook… expect arsenic in your wine within the week
anytime im playing on a TF2 server and i want to throw it into chaos I ask “which merc do you think would make the best husband?” it doesn’t matter if the server is filled with straight men. everyone has a very strong opinion on this.
Your Honor, OP tossed a live grenade in on purpose.
i very clearly yelled grenade while throwing it
Medic is a 50/50. He will either make you a killing machine or you will never be heard from again.
Engineer is probably a nice guy to be around and does barbeques and stuff, but he has a kid. If you find that to be a con, don’t go for him.
Heavy will make sure you always have something to eat. He’s also a kind person. He’s also in crippling debt.
Scout does not have a great personality. He’s kinda annoying, even. Can’t even get classy women.
Spy is a one-night stand. Not good for long-term relationships.
Sniper is probably aced out (cooler way of saying AroAce in my correct and humble opinion). He’s like super chill and stuff. Just doin his job, mate.
Demoman will probably explode you to death. Something something Demoknight penis innuendo squiggly lines ~~~~~.
Soldier is a FINE SPECIMEN OF A FREE AMERICAN PATRIOT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🤠🤠🤠🔫🔫🔫🏈🏈🏈🗿🗿🗿💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🪙🪙🪙 and he would never beat his wife unless they would face eachother on the field of battle. You are probably a Medic if you pick him.
i’m fascinated by the idea you mentioned of applying occult reading techniques to non-occult literature, do you have any good examples of that/can you write one?
Remember how a bunch of people thought the BBC Sherlock show was going to end with gay sex? That’s what happens when you apply esoteric analysis techniques to something not built for it.
It’s a similar analytical toolkit to the people who say shit like “If you add up the values of the letters of JOE BIDEN it equals 666.”
A humorous example would be an article I read about supposed esoteric symbology in My Immortal. The fanfiction. Because the thing is, it actually does kinda have an esoteric reading. It’s based on Harry Potter, which uses a lot of names and terminology from European occultism. It kinda accidentally stumbles it’s way into recreating a bizarro version of the Chymical Wedding. But, it’s clearly not intended to be read that way.
Whereas Alice in Wonderland actually does have several hidden puzzles and codes in it’s text. Carroll damn near has characters say “I fucking love hiding puzzles everywhere.”
That’s the tricky bit. Sometimes it can be tough determine when you’re on the right track, or you’re grasping at straws. This is made even more complicated by the fact that a lot of modern occult authors intentionally add misleading threads, intended to lead the uninitiated in circles.
let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them
everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy
Not a rock THE ARKENSTONE
Why just one rock Why not three Why not the silmarils
If you think that the Disney lawyers who specialize in trademark have not been preparing for this, you may be making an expensive mistake.
I have a graphic design degree but I’m not a copyright artist, so the following is not legal advice, it’s just a set of observations:
Steamboat Willie vs Mickey Mouse
On the left is Steamboat Willie, on the right is Mickey.
Biggest design difference: Mickey has gloves, and Willie doesn’t. Don’t draw Willie with gloves, if you do, you’re drawing Mickey. You can’t see it in this particular screencap, but Willie does have fingers, so you can draw him with full hands.
Willies eye’s are black solid ovals, with no sclera and no eye-shine. Mickey has white sclera, smaller distinct pupils, and usually has eye-shine.
Willie is in black and white. You could theoretically make Willie whatever colors you want but for safety, you should obviously avoid Mickey’s iconic red shorts with white buttons and yellow shoes.
Mickey’s face is usually colored peach these days but it can also be seen in white.
Mickey’s shoes tend to be drawn bigger and rounder than Willie’s.
Willie doesn’t talk, so he doesn’t have the classic Mickey voice, so if you’re doing like, a voice-acted video… just don’t try to imitate Mickey. Give him a different voice.
NO LITTLE DYKE GIRL DONT SAY MEN DNI YOURE PERPETUATING RADFEM/TERF IDEALS OF WHAT A “REAL” LESBO IS LIKE!!! NO LITTLE DYKE GIRL YOURE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA!!!!!! NO LITTLE DYKE GIRL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it is IMPERATIVE that you listen to weird niche music of some kind. you MUST be a total freak about one artist that no one you meet irl will possibly have heard of
