January 2024

septicake:

septicake:

septicake:

septicake:

septicake:

septicake:

Ladies, gents, general fools

I think I found the cable for the graphics card

MOTHERS AND FUCKERS OF THE JURY WE ARE IN BUSINESS

time for the stress test

jokes on yall the stress test was just downloading this fucking bloatware lookin ass of a game

it’s been about 15 minutes and I’m only a third of the way done someone please force AAA studios to optimize their fucking games

wait what the fuck am I doing I have no man’s sky

brokenrecordofahuman:

tsuchinokoroyale:

sufficientlylargen:

Me giving my parents my report card in second grade

And then she phicign on my sion

spider-artdump:

Living pen.

spider-artdump:

dostoyevsky-official:

spider-artdump:

spider-artdump:

spider-starry:

This is all you need to know about Greek mythology:

painted-lemon:

um can we make this a real thing??????

please tag any other fandom that could use this meme format

adhdoofenshmirtz:

orangesideirrational:

adhdoofenshmirtz:

thecraftgremlin:

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

This spatula

Idk why

deeperspacenine:

Image ID: a picture of a desert captioned ‘this is not a wasteland’ and a picture of an empty parking lot, captioned ‘this is’. End ID

werewolf-usa:

spider-artdump:

howthehelldoileave:

not a day goes by that i dont think about this poor guy

la7ma-mafrooma:

The fact that we, Arabic-speaking average people(aka non-journalists), have to keep up with translating Palestinian posts from Arabic to English to avoid having Western Media/Pro-Zionists mistranslate on purpose, says enough about how we all lost trust in the media. From the “there’s a list” guy who was standing in front of a calendar and condemning the days of the week, to the BBC’s mistranslation of a freed Palestinian hostage’s interview. I will try my best to keep translating whatever I can find, and I encourage my fellow bilingual/multilingual Arabs to do the same. It’s already sad enough that Palestinian journalists and even children have to use English in videos instead of their native tongue in order to get the world leaders’ attention.

Please keep speaking about Palestine.

nateconnolly:

Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because – and this is a direct quote – he was concerned that otherwise he might “become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify”. I have thought about this every single time that I’ve worked out since.

I literally can’t find what happened to KOSA, you know, the censorship bill?

According to the amendments I read skimmed through on govtrack.us it seems they made the definitions a bit less scary and added a privacy section where they said that the bill should not lead to encouragement of the use of age verification and what not.

But I’m not a legal expert so there might be a bunch of horrible stuff that I didn’t notice through my quick skim.

I hope all the other bad internet bills have had a similar, getting delayed and amended fate.

nerdy-narcissist:

oh no sweetie, how’d that happen?

*forcefully presses on bruise i gave you*

ruth1e55ly-deactivated20240314:

Do you understand how much adoption is closely related to genocide? You’re literally killing a family connection. An individual’s connection to their home.

I see on Instagram where white women are asking, “Oh how can I help? I’d love to adopt”

What you need to adopt is some humanity. Call for a ceasefire and give Gaza citizens their land back.

wizard-laundry:

heeppy hoolida

natbplease:

frogmunism:

[I.D: a grainy picture of yoda from lego star wars with edited text reading “bitches will drive a few kids to madness and be like, maybe they were predisposed to madness who knows!!”]

ghostslimu:

you will never be a bad person for not reblogging a post on tumblr, please remember that

yb-cringe:

sparrowsocks:

yb-cringe:

happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other

Have a day

have a day yeah

jonrkennex:

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

the-one-who-lambs:

the-one-who-lambs:

This is a super super gentle reminder not to put your favorite authors on a pedestal. We’re real people living average lives and not trying to be influencers. We criticize ourselves enough and we don’t want to be held to an invisible standard (we start to worry we fail to exceed our own selves) or compared to other writers (we are not competing) or tailor our craft to cater to a wider audience (the right people will find you).

Yeah, this is exactly what I’m afraid of. The writers/artists you love want you to create what you do I promise I promise. Our work is not more important than yours and if you don’t get the recognition you feel you deserve that does not reflect on your talent. “Good enough” is not a helpful metric; you are already good enough. Comparison kills creativity. Please don’t be so caught up in trying to be like your favorite artists that you think improving is removing all the evidence that it’s you who made it

bi-medusa:

opha:

patricia-taxxon:

apologize to him

jerry was in my elder scrolls online guild, and he’s one of the sweetest guys I’ve ever known. i feel sick every time i come across his image online because it’s almost always the exact same baseless derision and shitty implications about him because he’s fat and wearing a fedora for a photoshoot. the photoshoot this image is from was leaked from his private facebook. the harassment that he’s faced from his memeification is worse than anyone knows.

If anyone wants to donate to his GoFundMe towards his recovery after being put in a coma and losing most of his mobility due to COVID

(Shared on his Facebook) https://www.gofundme.com/f/9t3h7-stem-cell-regeneration?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=instagram_feed&utm_source=social

wayneradiotv:

laslloronas:

Yeah man let me open wayneradiotv on google maps

COME TO MY HOUSE

bi-medusa:

opha:

patricia-taxxon:

apologize to him

jerry was in my elder scrolls online guild, and he’s one of the sweetest guys I’ve ever known. i feel sick every time i come across his image online because it’s almost always the exact same baseless derision and shitty implications about him because he’s fat and wearing a fedora for a photoshoot. the photoshoot this image is from was leaked from his private facebook. the harassment that he’s faced from his memeification is worse than anyone knows.

If anyone wants to donate to his GoFundMe towards his recovery after being put in a coma and losing most of his mobility due to COVID

(Shared on his Facebook) https://www.gofundme.com/f/9t3h7-stem-cell-regeneration?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=instagram_feed&utm_source=social

ushirominya:

this is a cry for help

airprime7:

I can’t believe they sent Red Animation vs Minecraft to Gay Baby Jail

catchymemes:

sleepinginmygrave:

imsomeguy1:

wingscanspeak:

zoerayne2426:

killjoygem:

clausy4life:

butchercat:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

casualfanboy:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

nightowlsupreme:

wingscanspeak:

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

good

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

It’s November

TO BE JOLLY

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

fuck no

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

sleepinginmygrave:

imsomeguy1:

wingscanspeak:

zoerayne2426:

killjoygem:

clausy4life:

butchercat:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

casualfanboy:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

nightowlsupreme:

wingscanspeak:

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

good

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

It’s November

TO BE JOLLY

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

fuck no

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

teethcritter:

ooppo:

Imagine how much scarier zombie movies would be if the zombies smiled when they saw you because they were excited to finally eat. Imagine walking into a building to go and find shelter, scavenge, whatever, and you shine your flashlight into a room only to find several zombies idling there. Your light catches their eyes and they turn to look at you, their expressions desolate and empty. However, the moment they spot you, their open mouths turn to wide uncontrollable smiles and their eyes disappear into slits. They almost look friendly. Maybe even some of them manage to laugh instead of groan. How would you feel after months and months of losing people you know to smiling hoards? How would you feel after every encounter with a joyful zombie leaves you shaken and tired and fearful? How would you feel after hearing the sounds of laughter mixed in with the sounds of screaming and flesh being torn? After everything, what would your brain’s wiring process do to you when you see a friend smile? Would you hate smiling? Would you feel rage? Would your brain devolve back into a time where showing one’s teeth always meant a threat? What would you do if the joy of the human race was now only kept by the dead

hey this is fucking horrifying

Oh... Mother Mushy, there has been countless moons since our last meal, I know you are busy dealing with your puzzles but... may we have some leftover SHOWTIME? 😞🤲

sm-baby:

“You did great.”

Part 2 || kofi✨

blessyourheartlittleone:

virginia woolf’s 1931 new years resolutions : “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones.”

adi-fitri:

ghastmaskzombie:

adi-fitri:

“IT’S A SWORD, IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.”
My favourite scene from The Hogfather.
___
See how this comic was made here.

an obviously stolen copy of this crossed my dash last week, and i wanted to reblog the real thing. tracking down an image that originates in social media is a bit of hassle, but i am the citation fairy (sort of), and this is her quest. and she had to do whatever it took on this one. that only turned out to be less than 10 minutes, but she was prepared to put in a few hours. the hogfather lit the spark of her creation, and this is his night.

Thank you, citation fairy!

foone:

nomnivore1:

foone:

mcgravin:

foone:

The worst part about vertically symmetric flags (like the trans pride flag) is that you can’t fly them upside down to indicate distress

Flying the trans pride flag inverted to indicate distress:

a screenshot of an image editing software (photopea.com), with the trans pride flag open; the colors on the flag have been inverted (orange, green, black, green, orange), and the command menu is open to "image > adjustments > invert"ALT

Common mistake, that’s actually the Evil Trans Flag. For when you’re trans and evil.

Can you fly it in 4:3 to indicate a state of war?

Evil trans people are always in a state of war.

mersinia:

queer-as-city-folk:

thetetra:

fluentisonus:

fluentisonus:

trains will announce you’re stopping in places you never knew existed

and when it gets dark & you’re a little disorientated they like to slip in a couple that didn’t exist before

@amtrak-official they discovered ‘The Secret’

Kill them, they can not know the secrets of rail

@8s-wizard-railroading-blog

lonelyslutavatar:

birthday boy

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theopossumwitch:

the "post this cat when" meme (an orange white cat looking at the camera) edited to say "post this cat when Christmas" and the cat has a little Santa hatALT

agentleem:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

the-gnomish-bastard:

Cool titles to give your big ass monsters in DnD

Dragons:

  • Serpent of the Fell Flame
  • The Blazing Sky
  • Thunder Scourge
  • Eternal Blizzard
  • Blizzard Lizard
  • The Swamp’s Vengeance
  • The Winged Shadow

Giants:

  • Dragon’s Bane
  • The Cloud King
  • The Storm’s Wrath
  • Frostborn Titan
  • The Lumbering Glutton
  • The Infernal Colossus
  • Crater Maker
  • The Mountain’s Child

Krakens or other sea creatures:

  • Devourer in the Deep
  • The Hungering Maw
  • The Depth’s Fear
  • Ship Taker
  • Lord of the Waves
  • Wrath of the Sea

Aberrations and other cosmic horrors:

  • Secret Stealer
  • Star Devourer
  • The Forgotten Terror
  • The Dreaming Nightmare
  • Mind Feaster
  • The Endless
  • The Inevitable
  • Wrath of the Stars
  • Bane of Creation

Okay but what about a cute name that actually turns out to be a horrifying and overpowered creature

Like this is wrinkles the cosmic horror of time!!

Or snuggles the giant with a bloody metal club thats going to beat your asses

Warframe has an entity in it called The Indifference, or The Man In The Wall as we’ve been calling him for years. So far, he’s been built up as the greatest threat in the game so far. The fanbase likes to call him Wally.

were–ralph:

crazy its christmas in a few hours and we haven’t had a day under 40 degrees yet

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

something very funny about only the very early Mickey Mouse shorts going into the public domain is that early Mickey is a dick. it’s now legal to make commercial works about Mickey Mouse but only if you depict him as a real shithead. :)

#Sherlock core

yeah

wow-can-you-believe-this-gal:

lifeafterpsychiatry:

“Is it normal to-” Doesn’t matter. Do it weird if it isn’t hurting anyone

androgynosaurus:

androgynosaurus:

I love you so much I hope we get reborn as housecats who sleep together like puzzle pieces

This is us in the next life