January 2024

gayboygaming:

I get the feeling some of you people are a bit fruity (as in homosexual)

skulllesbian:

moth update ! theyre threatening me

bacoose:

I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

mathermatical notation explained

evilscientist3:

transkanayamaryam:

symbol        meaning

=                   equals

=/=                not equals

<                   left

>                   right

!                    LOUD NUMBER

~                   worm

π                  stonehenge

√                   right answer

x                   wrong answer

⋯                  soon…

                   what Exacrly the fuck

∝                   fish

∞                   fish with 2 heads

↯                    lightning

:⇔                 he Scream

∈ e (weird font)

∃ e (wrong fucking wqay round)

∄ yeah cross it out. its not right

∆ scary spike

∇ scary spike (ceiling)

∬ snakes

∭ snakes!?

⨌ SNAAAAAAAAAAKES!

⩨ railroad track

⩊ peter griffin’s chin

≈ approximately equals

≊ hey wait what are you doing

⩰ stop that

⪏ stop!!!!!

≟ confused equals sign

⨚ this snake has given up

⨂ tensor product

intersectionalpraxis:

Aid trucks that are allowed entry from are not authorized to stop in Northern Gaza, or driver's will get shot at. 

As they pass starving people in the area, they attempt to drop whatever goods they are able to. [@/ Timesofgaza on X. 01/02/23.]ALT

A few weeks ago the UN reported that everyone in Gaza is facing a food crisis -and that 1 in every 4 people in Gaza are starving -a quarter of their population is hundreds of thousands of Palestinian people. EVERYONE is hungry -their medical systems have collapsed and there are imminent outbreaks of diseases. How HUMILIATING and dehumanizing it is to have to fight for basic necessities. Imagine seeing a humanitarian truck -something rare because as we know the IOF has been collectively punishing Palestinian people for months now and has been committing mass genocide under the guide of ‘war.’ Not letting through resources to prevent people from dying from starvation is beyond depraved. And the fact we will NEVER see this on western/European mass media is just… absolutely infuriating.

minipupball:

yeehawpim:

Title that says, "Adventures With English Second Language (Mandarin Version)"
Panel 1: Person with a cowboy hat saying, "hey can you open the lights?"
Panel 2: Someone unpictured off to the right side of the panel saying, "do you mean 'turn on' the lights?"
Panel 3: Text that says "開門" with "開" highlighted in yellow. Underneath is text that says "open door" with "open" highlighted in yellow. There is an open door with a small window on it.
Panel 4: Text that says "開燈" with "開" highlighted in yellow. Underneath is text that says "open light" with "open highlighted in yellow. There is a ring shaped ceiling light with shine lines.
Panel 5: The figure with the cowboy hat says, "yes," their eyes closed in tiredness.
A watermark that reads, "@yeehawpim" in the bottom right corner.ALT

when your grammar accidentally transfers

adding onto this with my own

What best aligns with your religious beliefs?

  1. Atheism
  2. Buddhism
  3. Christianity
  4. Islam
  5. Hinduism
  6. Judaism
  7. Taoism
  8. Sikhism
  9. Zoroastrianism
  10. Baha'i
  11. Jainism
  12. Something not mentioned here

Sorry I couldn't fit all the main world religions here :<

apolladay:

What best aligns with your religious beliefs?

Atheism

Buddhism

Christianity

Islam

Hinduism

Judaism

Taoism

Sikhism

Zoroastrianism

Baha'l

Jainism

Something not mentioned here

See Results

pardon-my-venting:

I think it’s funny how the last panel is a pretty good representation of what would happen

valtsv:

valtsv:

phrases like “the house always wins” and “it’s on the house” but used to imply that the building you’re in is alive and personally invested in the situation

the house always wins

a-sentient-cup:

eddieintheocean:

hug him!!!

I am not immune

I must gife the little flopppyy a huhgg

Andssd maabye a litylew kissys

[i collapse from being envenomed]

l0rd-0f-c0ws:

for some reason in class i just couldnt do anything but make weird isopod memes. heres all of them


Bonus horseshoe crab :)

mallodrama:

catmask:

‘you wouldn’t pirate a-’ i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

eddieintheocean:

tomfrommanagment:

Cephalopod Spectrum of Friendliness

I think I’ve improved your graph

ketrinadrawsalot:

Octo-ber #3: The Flapjack Octopus is often found at depths of 350 meters, though it’s possible that some live at 1500 meters! As a cirrate octopus, it lacks an ink sac.

a-sentient-cup:

jellyfishmakeoutparty:

a post for all of my fellow jelly enthusiasts

confirmation

Seeing how strong their venom is, I’m not too surprised they would have more agency over how it’s used, even if that just means swimming towards things specifically, just so they don’t waste the energy in making it (although there’s a good chance it’s a common trait including less potent species but)

transgirlpinup:

seranine:

“scratch a transphobe and a misogynist bleeds”

siobhan o'leary gives us a brilliant deconstruction of transphobia, and transmisogyny specifically

Source: https://twitter.com/siobhanftb/status/1020309083423821825?s=21

This is some scalding hot fucking tea and I’m here for it.

thisistemporaryiguess:

before my dnd session yesterday i googled “sexy evil wizard” in order to find an avatar to use during the game and this has been every tumblr ad i’ve seen on my dash for a solid 24 hours now

anais-ninja-bitch:

tloaqve:

tloaqve:

“if you can’t brush your teeth that’s fine uwu one step at a time” posts are supportive and that’s great but I’m about to have a 4.4k$ dental bill because I wasn’t taking care of my teeth when I was super depressed so uhh brush your fuckin teeth

the reason I bring up those posts is because every time I saw one I felt less and less bad about not brushing them and when my teeth actually started causing problems it made my MH worse because I was having horrible anxiety about my teeth getting worse and now I’m facing procedures that will probably be pretty painful and will definitely be expensive so I kinda got some beef with the anti-recovery culture on this site

switch up the language a little.

didn’t brush your teeth this morning? forgive your past self and do it now!

woke up at 3am and realize you didn’t brush your teeth before bed? 11pm you was tired, forgive yourself, and just do it now!

“it’s okay” DOES lose helpfulness when you forget that it’s supposed to mean “don’t beat yourself up about mistakes, and don’t let it keep you from doing something different.”

present you and future you don’t have to suffer just bc past you slipped. past you was going through it. give them a break. but, please, don’t let that stop you from doing something different. 11pm wants 3am you to feel better, even if they couldn’t make it happen.

living-dead-lex:

“i can fix him” girl you are WORSE than him

toskarin:

spookymanners:

toskarin:

toskarin:

toskarin:

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

the tumblr brothers

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

is it better there

you might think so but you’ll never believe what happened on 9/12

spirking-and-sparkling:

girlnephew:

@ranpd

unusualmodesofresistance:

“Safety is always at the expense of policing black bodies, because again, neither whiteness nor blackness exists in a vacuum. If quirkiness is eccentricity or white-girl-weird, then it’s about making new movements, tics, and they can be affectations, that are peculiar but never seen as threatening. Black people are often forced to keep making old movements, in our bodies, speech, the way we live, because the space for whiteness to see us as safe if we’re unpredictable barely exists.”

Doreen St Felix

thefloralmenace:

Can we boost this one until it reaches the Oklahoma City Tumblrites? This seems like something this website could rally and solve. Help save all this genetic information? I messaged them to offer to consult with the entymology lab near mine to see if they could store the bugs with us, but they are VERY far away and would have to drive long distance to us.

UPDATE: Based on people’s stories in the comments, the guy behind the project is a misogynist wad who has burnt every bridge in the city, and that’s why no one will help him. I understand everyone who does not want to help him, but I’m still not sure what to do about the bugs because I hate to give a dumpster fire of a science man a pass to get places in life without being made to character develop, but he also seems to be in charge of resources that if lost, would be a loss to an entire field and not just him. :/

spacemancharisma:

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

lilacandladybugs:

“what if im a bad person” yeah? well what if you arent? what if you’re trying your best and you’re growing and you’re kind? what then?

twigstarpikachutroll22:

official-lucifers-child:

imnotrevealingmyname:

crunchbuttsteak:

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

“3st”

ruerock:

shoutout to those already struggling within the first days of the new year. this does NOT dictate on how your year is going to be. stuff you’re going through may not disappear overnight. you’ll get there and what’s important is that you take it easy

nightfallsystem-moved:

theoretically could i just go in the sea and grab a fish if i tried hard enough??

fuck-customers:

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

not-wizard-council-aristocrat:

jonathontesticle:

zum1udontno:

eternal-fractal:

moonguy:

fonchi262:

cloudmancy:

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

cant beleive it. donasairs.

sadly, very little oil has any dinosaur in it :(

(This fact brought to you by me having read XKCD books)

manatee-master:

craftingcreatures:

Today I want to talk about the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus (Octopus paxarbolis).

Keep reading

scaryorganmusic:

it’s been said but geoguessr really created a legion of people with one of the sickest niche skills ever

lexbianrose:

if you’re wondering how things are going over on the bird website, Green Day was on New Years Rockin Eve last night and performed American Idiot with the slight line change of saying “not a part of the MAGA agenda” instead of “redneck agenda” and conservatives are FUCKING PISSED talking about “how dare they make it political” because none of them have a single ounce of media literacy

psych-is-the-name:

beowulf22121:

my-turn-to-yearn:

simplystormie:

my-turn-to-yearn:

my-turn-to-yearn:

my-turn-to-yearn:

Had a panic attack at work last night and this clerk noticed and he got really close and said “hey look at me, just you and me” and then kept talking like normal and I looked away again and he stopped and more firmly said “look.at.me.” and it made me a lil wet ngl

Yeah this guy blew my back out this morning, follow your dreams everyone

He has decided he’s gonna do a fortnite emote after every time we fuck actually maybe reel your dreams in a little

Everyone’s a critic

Yeah we’ve been dating for a hot minute now and I know a lot more Fortnite dances tho so it turns out gamer IS sexually transmitted

Before you know it you’ll be playing Dungeons and Dragons and “roll to seduce” is going to be a “joke* you’re familiar with.

gay-david-tennant:

just dreamt i had a dream where i posted something along the line of ‘Neil Gaiman could just post a video of himself doing a forward roll and it would get notes’ which got reblogged by Neil Gaiman with a video of him doing a forward roll. then i woke up (in my dream), immediately went on tumblr and made a post about how i had that dream which once again got reblogged by Neil Gaiman with a video of him doing a forward roll. So now i woke up for real and immediately went on tumblr to post this because i really need to know what the fuck this means.

kaispeakshermind:

luccorvus:

sillymarillion-comics:

solepunk:

tiwaztyrsfist:

barduils:

gayarsonist:

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

Tolkien had personal beef with the Beatles

He actively encouraged Led Zeppelin to write songs based on the LOTR series and considered it an honor

When the current queen of Denmark was young, she made illustrations for his books and sent them to him under a pseudonym. He liked them and they were printed in the Danish version of the book.

WHAT

neopoints:

neopoints:

I can’t fucking open this jar of pickles I’m taking it to planet fitness to see someone stronger than me can

cannibalcaprine2:

mlarayoukai:

Tweet that ruined my vocabulary when I see the word hamburger

the queen

jellyfishmakeoutparty:

I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s

a small butterfly ray held in the open hands of a person ALT

a) a baybey!

a large butterfly ray on the ocean floor. darkness surrounds it. it stares at the camera ominously ALT

b) I know what you are.

nightfallsystem-moved:

they need to outlaw making you send emails to people

aropride:

mutual 1: just got engaged lol <3
#slash serious

mutual 2: i know its been 3 years but i cant stop thinking about bloingo’s arc in season 2 :(( my baby my baby youre my baby say it to me

mutual 3: This world is sweriously so fucking beautiful
#Just had a snickers bar. effervescent

mutual 4: https://open.spotify.com/track/2P5yIMu2DNeMXTyOANKS6k
#yeah…

mutual 5: [gerard way image]
#i miss her thighs i mean her music

mutual 6: [this post contains filtered content: blood, gore, guts, wound, nsfw]

mutual 7: if bloingo was a deer he would have chronic wasting disease

mutual 8: [responding to the most insane anon hate you’ve ever seen] they anon on my askbox til i block #fslur girl slay

mutual 9: Next person to Fuck with mutual 8 has To go through me….. I Will Protect You

mutual 10: get me OUT of the fucking midwest bro
#CANNOT take it anymore im srsly at my limit

mutual 11: [poll] should i get boba [yes] / [no] / [button for me]

mutual 12: i think i have a disorder

mutual 13: [rapidly reblogging gerard way images from 2010 with 6 notes]

mutual 14: dude i just got hit by a fucking car im not even joking im waiting for my uber to the hospital rn i think my legs are broken why does god hate me

mutual 15: JUST GOT MY NEUROSCIENCE PHD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mutual 16: [this post contains filtered tags: #[fandom you hate but you love ur mutual so much anyway]]

mutual 17: [reblogging bloingo fanart at a rate previously thought physically impossible]

mutual 18: One of the guys in my head ate my fucking ham sandwich

a-sentient-cup:

bogleech:

Ant and bee queens hog so much attention away from termite queens that in video games sometimes they give the termite queen’s iconic giant wormy abdomen to ants or bees. Only termite moms have the humongous giant ass a hundred times bigger than their body!!

And unlike ants or bees who mate just once the termite queen has a little king who stays with her for life (decades!) to just keep mating.

Also I say this a lot but new people are awed every time so ants and bees are just variants on wasps but termites are a type of cockroach.

oliviawhen:

May comic! Happy mental health awareness month. 🐝 Comic brought to you by my constant worry that I don’t exist if I have nothing to show for myself.  

Advice to my past self: Read about burnout. Stretch. Stand up. Get lunch. Ask for extensions. Get help. Sleep. Take time off if you need to, don’t ask. Take care of yourself.

incidentalcomics:

The Year in Review: The Art of Living

This year my third book of comics was published by @abramsbooks. It’s an exploration of mindfulness, overthinking, and all the mental states in between. A big part of my creative process is locking myself in a quiet room to be alone with my thoughts, so this page is always relevant! 

countably-infinite-rats:

countably-infinite-rats:

necer0s:

davidalleynes:

merman-witha-merplan:

have-mercy-i-am-trash:

cyrilthewolf:

Always reblog Hope Corgi.

One of DC’s shining moments

Krypto/Hope Corgi team-up WHEN?!????

is it just me or is that the same head but rotated???

aaaaaallllmost