the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

symbolblue:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

godofautism-deactivated20240303:

monsterfucker-research-wizard:

godofautism-deactivated20240303:

monsterfucker-research-wizard:

godofautism-deactivated20240303:

c00kietin:

styro-sometimes:

boyfriend, followers and wife.

Damn bro I be pulling two genders yet I only decided to marry one-

lmao

OH BOY I SURE HOPE NOT

I got boyfriend, crab, happiness.

You get a toxic boyfriend

He’s eaten by a giant crab

Yippee

Or I get a boyfriend and a crab and then am happy.

Either way I’m going to make sure someone gets eaten by a giant crab

I also got boyfriend and crab but i got dove too

i got friend, friend, and senate…. what. does that mean?

You’re either gonna become a friendly senator or friends with the senate

… Friend, Cock and Nachos

nhaneh:

I don’t miss the bulk and hassle of old physical media - being able to bring massive music libraries with you pretty much wherever you go pretty much effortlessly with no skips and minimal seek times is much superior to what we had before things like mp3 players became basically ubiquitous.

But I’ll admit I sometimes miss the kinetic feel of things like minidiscs or cassette tapes.

Like don’t get me wrong, SD cards and USB thumb drives not only house *vastly* more data than the 3.5" diskettes and tape datasettes of my childhood, but even most of the really cheap ones also tend to be significantly more reliable, especially compared to the 3.5" floppies which picked up sector faults the way magnets pick up metal fragments, but there was something satisfying about all the mechanical noises and action that was involved with some of those medias.

dimespin:

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Moment I thought of while thinking about - so if a creature is magically fully fluent in a language from birth does that mean they are familiar with all the concepts too or can they be ignorant of a concept and if so what happens when they hear a word and concept they weren’t previously aware of?

megpie71:

alarajrogers:

changelingfangs:

owlet:

the word “queer” being used by someone who uses that word to describe their own experience of love and their cherished community should not ever sound the same to you as it does coming out of the mouth of a homophobe. acting like these two types of people are the same is unbelievably cruel

^^^

Adding on once again: there is no word for our experiences that has not been used as a slur and isn’t *still* used as a slur.

My mother never said fag but she sure could say “gay” in a way that made it clear that was what she meant 🙃

“Homosexual” in the mouth of a Southern Republican US Senator is more vile than “faggot” in the mouth of a 50-year-old gay man from Seattle, where they made an attempt at one point to reclaim the word. (Unlike queer, it didn’t really work.)

Hell. “Those people” in the mouth of a homophobic mom to a closeted gay teen is probably fouler than either of those.

Just chiming in here from over on the disability side of things, where we can testify that it doesn’t matter what you call yourself, your terminology will get used as a slur by people who don’t want you to exist because you fuck up their ideas of how the world should be. So, call yourself whatever you want, and don’t yield to the people who don’t care what you’re called, because your greatest crime is existing in the first place.  They’re never going to have a polite word for you anyway.

auuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh:

whaddit:

briscal:

What the fuck He gets so dry

what the fuck He gets so dry

white soft fur And dewy eye

baby boy seal boy i Won’t pry

but wat on earth has made You cry

iwilleatyourenglish:

everythingispirates:

joanna13:

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it’s like, “oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism” and that was very very brave of them….

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am I having a fucking stroke?

huh 😭??

huh whuh??

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I’m the house resource nurse but no one needs any additional nursing help so I’m embarking on a really stupid fetch quest, wish me luck

Okay so they thought the emergency department might get slammed later in the night so they put me, someone who is ED trained a little, in the role of house resource in case they needed to suddenly drag me to the ED. Which means my job is to go around to each floor and be like “hey I’m here do you need help?” and the floors were like “I mean nothing I can think of right now,” and I go “cool well call me if anything comes up” and they say “for sure” and never call me. So I was responsible for no patients and no one needed anything from me and the ED was doing fine. I’m basically just doing rounds every couple hours to make sure everyone is continuing to not need me so I can get back to reading.

I go up to neuro and find them (again. quiet night) dressing up a container of cleaning wipes in a baby onesie someone must have lost. They shoved wash clothes in the limbs to give it structure. Someone says “oh if only it had a little hat.” And me, person who is doing nothing and also knows we have a maternity flood, is like “I mean. I can get a hat.”

So I go to the maternity floor which is on the other side of the hospital, and it’s a locked unit which means I have to go in through the front desk where someone asks me what’s up. And I’m like hmmmm. I didn’t think of what to say. And in retrospect, I probably could have just asked for a hat. They got a lot of lil baby hats. Instead, the conversation went like this

Maternity nurse: how can I help you?

Me: need a hat. For a baby. His head is cold.

Maternity nurse who is staring at me with frankly more confusion than I think she needs to be expressing: a…baby?

Me: yup. real human baby.

Maternity nurse: how old is the baby?

Me, apparently deciding to “yes and”: one month. He’s a visitor’s baby. He is small.

Maternity nurse: our hats aren’t going to fit him.

Me:

Me:

Me:

Maternity nurse: but I can give you a hat if you want to try?

Me: neurology is doing an art project and I promised them a baby hat please give me a baby hat

The maternity nurse agrees and takes me back with her to a room full of actual babies that I am ROBBING with my entirely unnecessary lies. And I’m like great, forget you ever saw me, and go back to neuro. And I’m so psyched to show them the hat.

But I get to the floor and there five nurses standing around a room with a comfort care sign on the door, which means a patient who is no longer receiving curative treatments and is now on hospice. And again. There’s just a whole group of nursing standing outside the room of just such a patient. I’m like “oh my god now is not the time to dramatically reveal the baby hat, someone just DIED,” but then the door to the room opens and a cloud of tobacco smokes rolls out as the charge nurse emerges. Because presumably the comfort care patient was like “what are they possibly going to do about it” and smoked a cigarette, which you super can’t do in the hospital, and then got rid of the still burning butt by flicking it out of his bed and into the nearby sink where it started melting a bedpan someone left there.

(I think one of the reasons that this event was so baffling to all of us is that people smoke in the hospital all the time, it’s just fentanyl and meth. So we’re all like “just a cigarette? Like a normal cigarette? Nothing added? Do we need to…do something???” Meanwhile there’s a second theoretical discussion going on about well, the guy is dying. Maybe we can take him to like a special room to smoke? Like clearly we’ve identified an important part of palliative care for him. Surely we’ve got like one abandoned smoker’s lounge left over from the 80s.)

Anyway I presented my baby hat, we dressed the child who now had a homemade hospital ID band, and then gave it the confiscated lighter and cigarettes. Behold the spirit of the new year, technically the first baby delivered at our hospital in the year 2024:

His name is Tommy and we all got holiday pay

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serial-unaliver-deactivated2024:

*tiktok tts lady voice* controversial ways i’m raising my son. one, he starts reading the collected works of karl marx at age 4

titanofthedepths:

One trope Im a big fan of in media is when the loyalty outweighs a conflict of interest. I don’t agree with what you’re doing, but I will follow where you go no matter what. I will do anything for you even if it opposes my own morals

jamgraphicdesign:

Tragedies of the Labyrinth

Icarus & the Minotaur

video-game-kids-tournament:

There is one thing getting in the way of the tournament proceeding.

I believe I said that only one kid per fandom. But as shown on the list, we have more than one kid each.

Which means…

TIME FOR THE PRELIMINARIES!

Number #1

SIBLING VS SIBLING! And Frisk is there too

Only one can make it through to the tournament!

Who shall it be?

Asriel Dreemurr

Chara Dreemurr

Frisk

See Results

propaganda under the cut!

Keep reading

thesillyguyy:

I am losing my shit at the most random stuff chat I think I’m actually going bonkers

butch-of-the-blades:

“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” well i could turn him into a flea. a harmless little flea. then i’d put that flea inside of a box📦. and then i’d put that box inside of another box🎁. and then i’d maaaaiiiilllllll that box to myself!!!!!!!!11!!!!! 📬

ANDWHENITARRIVESAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’D SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!!!!!! 🔨💥

shithowdy:

shithowdy:

my advice to kids on the internet is don’t get too attached to your username and absolutely do not blend your offline life with your online presence. you do not want your future self to have any connection to the stuff you are saying and doing right now

you don’t have the privilege of every embarrassing thing you said being lost to a defunct bbcode forum like my generation did. please, please leave yourself the opportunity for a clean slate. you’ll thank yourself later.

btw this post is just as much about online safety and protecting yourself from stalkers/employers as it is being able to distance yourself from kin drama and ship wars when you realize the absurdity of it all

pangur-and-grim:

remembering that weight lifting class where the coach said “lower yourself to the ground, there is no wrong way to do this” and so I rag-dolled and let my body drop, and then he paused and said “that is the only wrong way to do this.”

deathisallaroundus-deactivated2:

“A Child’s View from Gaza” was an art exhibition showcasing drawings created by the children of Gaza.

“The captioned illustrations were created by Palestinian children who lived through the Israeli bombardment of Gaza in 2008-09. The pictures were drawn as part of an effort to help children deal with the horrors they had experienced. A Bay Area nonprofit, Middle East Children’s Alliance (MECA), arranged to display a collection of these pictures at the Museum of Children’s Art in Oakland, California. However, under pressure from the Jewish Federation of the East Bay and other organizations, the museum backed out of the agreement at the last minute.”

wearenotjustnumbers2:

The last video recorded and shared by the IDF, shows footage of yet other Palestinians kidnapped, stripped, tortured and humiliated. There are literal CHILDREN in there. If this doesn’t horrify you then I don’t know what to say to you.

bedufairy:

The level of ridiculousness genocide denial has reached as of late is mind boggling

Forbidding the use of the word “genocide”..or the impermissible-deemed comparison to isr*eli genocide of Palestinians to that of the holocaust (which was literally a point of reference for the 1948 Nakba) or the altercations over the definition of genocide..

idontmindifuforgetme:

posting your thoughts on tumblr is so embarrassing like hey here’s what’s happening in my life in grotesque detail. here is my literal stream of consciousness. no one really cares about this. Whatever

bun-a-day:

331🐇11.27.23 cheese bunny

authorgirl0131:

I don’t have the spoons to add an image description but I need y'all to see something wildly fucked up.

These are screenshots of a tumblr post calling out staff for erasing something that debunked Israeli propaganda. It includes the video debunking the lies. I tried to like the post and tumblr “conveniently’ glitched. I tried to reblog ten times and got an error message. This post cannot be liked and cannot be reblogged from any of the dozens of different blogs I tried in the notes.

I’ll reblog this with the link to the post and a link to the video ASAP, but I want you all to know that tumblr is, again, silencing that video by making spreading that post impossible.

authorgirl0131:

I don’t have the spoons to add an image description but I need y'all to see something wildly fucked up.

These are screenshots of a tumblr post calling out staff for erasing something that debunked Israeli propaganda. It includes the video debunking the lies. I tried to like the post and tumblr “conveniently’ glitched. I tried to reblog ten times and got an error message. This post cannot be liked and cannot be reblogged from any of the dozens of different blogs I tried in the notes.

I’ll reblog this with the link to the post and a link to the video ASAP, but I want you all to know that tumblr is, again, silencing that video by making spreading that post impossible.

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

SHADOW’S GONNA SAY IT

everyone’s saying he can reclaim it which is true, but make no mistake - he’s still using it as a slur

carby:

rezmacro:

the work printer cries out, “no stop, that’s too much! youre gonna make me jam!” as i load a full ream into her tray, but it’s too late. “see, you can take it. you’re doing such a good job for me.” i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy

BEEP

shadow-von-vamp:

shadow-von-vamp:

my favorite sonic related debate i’ve seen on twitter was people getting genuinely angry that someone said the moon still has a hole in it but in every other appearance it’s turned to the side so no one can see the crater cause that’s unrealistic like you know what else is unrealistic?? hedgehogs that are blue and run fast

“the moon doesn’t work like that” this is shadow the hedgehog’s biological father

like if you want realistic maybe this isn’t the series for you

brain-of-rain:

I will never forgive them for taking away his fire, useful arms are not a fair trade. I know they had to level the playing field so Grim is somewhat equal to the others, but he’s the king, he deserves to be a little bit stronger.

icaruspendragon:

icaruspendragon:

i love the chameleonic nature anonymous messages offer.

sometimes they’re a love letter or sometimes they’re the most heinous and hateful thing you’ve ever read. sometimes they’re a dark and guarded secret. sometimes they’re unhinged prophecies begging to come true. sometimes they’re just the word “penis.”

and i think that’s beautiful.

shehzadi:

increasing anti-muslim violence in india. 3 lynchings in the last week in west bengal alone. more murders, more abuse, more torture is expected at this point against indian muslims and kashmiris (x), given upcoming elections and hindutva’s growing obsession with emulating israel. who better to take inspiration from if you intend to eradicate an entire group of people and steal land?

sleepy-bebby:

official-megumin:

hkayakh:

official-megumin:

novah-the-booi-deactivated20240:

official-megumin:

official-megumin:

official-megumin:

official-megumin:

pie-tra-deactivated20240107:

official-megumin:

official-megumin:

ORB SHOW ME FEMININE ELVEN PHALLUS NOW!!!

to all the fools calling this a 10k notes post.

Look at your failure, it hasn’t even reached 1k notes. Such a pitiful following I have,tsk

It’s because you’re being impatient

in a week it’s been a whole month.

I think you all just overestimate your influence

god damn, even costco is coming for me now

coward, you didn’t even have the gods to not whisper it in the shadows

why would you do this to a fellow wizard?

wizard code begone it seems

oh wizards have never played nice with eachother

Megumin do you mean ‘feminine elven phallus’ as in femboy penis or girl cock?

we wouldn’t want to sully the good name if fem phallus with femboys now would we?

obligatorymorningfart:

comic about the grinch

artemisiatridentata:

anarchistmemecollective:

thatdykepunkslut:

depsidase:

It’s not “everyone” acting like it’s normal. The majority of people know something’s wrong they just don’t have the tools to fix it. Maybe a plurality don’t know that the problem is capitalism, they blame it on something else, but they’re still aware there’s a problem. “Everyone” is just too exhausted from working 4 jobs, 50 hours a week to scream into the void in their spare time.

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guess I gotta pull out this bad boy again huh

hell-propaganda:

guys I think I am going insane

toastbutteregg:

outofcontextdiscord:

scrupulosity-comics:

scrupulosity-comics:

ALT

sometimes instead of a horrid little monk, divine visions of lesbians dance in my head dispensing wisdom

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6vcr:

🍂

mariamlovesyou:

from yesterday’s melbourne rally

amygdalae:

Going individually to everyone at the party like “I’m sorry, I have to leave early. My boxer briefs are bunched up in my jeans and I have to go fix them. Excuse me.” And then I’m never heard from again

00l000:

yeahiwasintheshit:

🧩

sacred-portal:

shuttlecarrier:

shuttlecarrier:

obsessed with baby nautilus

look at it

1hoverman0k:

(job interviewer who doesnt like you) I need u to sing two songs at the same time. And then you have to whistle the letter X

i-say-ok:

therainbowgorilla:

identifying-horses-in-posts:

absurdly-useful:

the-haiku-bot:

cantotallyeven:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

terminusverge:

identifying-cars-in-posts:

mysteryviolencesideblog3000:

rotary-supercollider:

pointless-achievements:

tothechaos:

slicedcheesegremlin:

catboybeebop:

tothechaos:

tothechaos:

:

tothechaos:

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

:)

Do Not Do This To Me

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts

Ok!

1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass

That car is not messed up enough. Here.

@identifying-cars-in-posts

1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12

I’ll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees

I’ll write a hauiku

as a comment on this post

and hope the bot sees

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

@identifying-horses-in-posts

Pretty horse!

@i-say-ok

ok.

trlvsn:

stupldappie4:

the tumblr people also deserve to see this tweet

LGBT ACE ATTORNEY:

Phoenix Wright

Miles Edgeworth

Maya Fey

Mia Fey

Franziska Von Karma

Klavier Gavin

Apollo Justice

Kristoph Gavin

GAY Butz

Lana Skye