silima:

i got some questions lately about starting digital art & layers and stuff so i made a tutorial 👁👄👁

guiltyidealist:

I was government-assigned a Shinx in PMD: Sky named Roxas. So of course I made a new OC out of it… and I love it…

My art has some flaws that bother me, but it suffices as a tiny ref

I decided to change the way the tail star looks but don’t feel like changing this ref, so see this post for what it’s supposed to look like

cadaverousdecay:

klapollo:

momdusa:

From 3DBearnadette on tweeter…

okay i looked into this and apparently this isnt even just dracula the wolfman and frankenstein’s monster like. they’re DESCENDANTS of them who are normal guys who turn into a vampire a werewolf etc. they do this to “atone” for the actions of their ancestors.

ALT

this is them normally and they apparently transform by slapping their hands together and shouting WACKO and this is called the “drak whack.” dracula is alive too. they call him Big D.

@dramaticstigmatic @fatalismboyfriend @faggottranssexual

cadaverousdecay:

klapollo:

momdusa:

From 3DBearnadette on tweeter…

okay i looked into this and apparently this isnt even just dracula the wolfman and frankenstein’s monster like. they’re DESCENDANTS of them who are normal guys who turn into a vampire a werewolf etc. they do this to “atone” for the actions of their ancestors.

ALT

this is them normally and they apparently transform by slapping their hands together and shouting WACKO and this is called the “drak whack.” dracula is alive too. they call him Big D.

@dramaticstigmatic @fatalismboyfriend @faggottranssexual

username-not-registered:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

i-am-a-fish:

adangerousapple:

i-am-a-fish:

be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now

they might even be looking at this post right now

they might even be gay

desktopatomicclocks:

desktopatomicclocks:

how do u eat ur candy cane

start from the short end after the curve

start from the long straight end

smash that bitch into pieces, eat one at a time

*cronch*

grind into powder, shovel into mouth

who cares i just eat without thinking

i put it in the tags

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reblog so you can see what deranged candy cane eating strategies your mutuals put in the tags

@lukadjo

@astronomicpopcorn

desktopatomicclocks:

desktopatomicclocks:

how do u eat ur candy cane

start from the short end after the curve

start from the long straight end

smash that bitch into pieces, eat one at a time

*cronch*

grind into powder, shovel into mouth

who cares i just eat without thinking

i put it in the tags

See Results

reblog so you can see what deranged candy cane eating strategies your mutuals put in the tags

@lukadjo

@astronomicpopcorn

i-am-a-fish:

merry christmas everyone, and happy holidays. I hope you enjoy your celebrations with your families and found family alike.

and don’t let your shitty uncle ruin your day.

everyone has that one shitty uncle that shows up to the party.

remember, you’ll outlive them.

happy holidays, you’re beautiful, and I hope it’s a good one

tomi4i:

This is a simple introduction to how Israel rules Palestine 🇵🇸

eowyn-igneelcheshire:

Reblog this, spread the word

For anyone who is unaware, MAP means “minor attracted person” though this is nothing but a false name Pedophiles use in attempt to weasel their way into the Queer community. If you see anyone using this flag, block them and report them if you can.

Edit: I’ve seen a lot of people mention this so I’d like to state it here as well so more people can see it. 1) DO NOT REFER TO PEDOPHILES AS “MAPS”. The only reason I used it here was to make people aware of what it means in this context. Actually using it when talking about pedophiles does nothing but help them hide and it also hurts the animation community. Which brings me to point 2) the term “MAP” in animation is an acronym for “Multi Animator Project”. If you see an animation video with MAP in the title it simply means that the video was made in a collaboration between several animators, it is in no way related to pedophiles or pedophilia. We need to stop calling pedophiles MAPs both to stop giving them an “innocent” sounding title and to stop hurting the animators who are simply trying to keep their titles short and simple.

(where I got this image: https://pin.it/6SgjdcX)

@sanityshorror @sobertober6969 thought you two would want to share this with your followers

ladychlo:

We have to sit and watch a Press Conference in ENGLISH given by literally Palestinian children. Speaking a language that is not their mother language to beg for a ceasefire and the stop of bombing, because if they’re not killed by airstrikes they will die by starvation and dehydration… After a hospital stuff gave a press conference amid the killed bodies of martyrs of the bombed hospital now children are telling in your fucking language to ceasefire.

ladychlo:

We have to sit and watch a Press Conference in ENGLISH given by literally Palestinian children. Speaking a language that is not their mother language to beg for a ceasefire and the stop of bombing, because if they’re not killed by airstrikes they will die by starvation and dehydration… After a hospital stuff gave a press conference amid the killed bodies of martyrs of the bombed hospital now children are telling in your fucking language to ceasefire.

the-haiku-bot:

etherealspacejelly:

sometimes you just have to let yourself be a bit neurodivergent.

i hate going out, it gives me a lot of anxiety and sensory input that i dont like, and i am often forced to talk to people.

so i do this thing on more difficult days, or sometimes just for fun, where i “bring a fictional character with me”. i walk and imagine Fictional Character walking next to me. they talk to me, reassure me, hype me up, whatever i need them to do.

today dean winchester came christmas shopping with me. he went over the list with me of stuff i needed to get, told me i was doing a good job every time i finished in a certain shop, reminded me to take a deep breath when i got a little overwhelmed.

and yea. its kinda silly. and i know its just me talking to myself in a different voice, but it Works! especially since all of my special interests/hyperfixations tend to be tv/movie related.

so do what you gotta do to Get Shit Done. stop holding yourself to neurotypical standards. if you need Fictional Character to tell you you’re doing a good job, do it! if you need Favourite Singer to walk you to school, do it! yea it might feel silly but you’re literally fighting against your own brain to get stuff done every single day. you can have a little self indulgent daydream, as a treat.

sometimes you just have

to let yourself be a bit

neurodivergent.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

arodabi:

As per my last ramble

alphabet-statistician:

mavigator:

mavigator:

shoutout to the color red

was going to call red fans “redheads” then remembered that’s taken. considered “redpilled” and remembered all of human history at once and fell into a deep coma

This post has 149 letters. 149 are a…z, and 0 are bonus letters.
Of 26 letters, 5 are missing. (j, q, v, x, z)
The most common letter is e, appearing 23 times.

e - 23 (15.44%) +3.68% Blog; +2.74% English
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mcromwell:

“Nihilist Heron” 12"x16" acrylic, conté crayon, wax pastel on reclaimed support

Herons have captured my attention lately. I love their feathers and shapes.

kemono-friend:

predatory-lesbians:

cowgirlpolyamory:

charlesoberonn:

A polyamorous thruple are taking a hike through the forest when they find a weird rock and lift it. From under the rock a pixie comes out.

“Thank you for freeing me. I am a pixie of love, and as thanks I’ll give a gift of gold to each of you. But the gift will only go to the one you love most.”

The first member of the thruple says “but I love both my partners equally.”

“Then I cannot give you the gift.” the pixie replies.

“I’m okay with that. My love is more important.”

The second member also says “I also love both my partners equally”

“Then I cannot give you the gift either.”

“I’m okay with that. My love is more important.”

Finally the third member says “I love this one the most.” much to shock of both partners.

“Then they shall receive my gift.” the pixie says, grants the gift of gold and then vanishes.

After the pixie left, the first member says “I can’t believe you don’t love us equally!” and the second member concurs.

Then the third member sighs and then says “I love you both equally and very much so, but fucking hell are you stupid.”

is this a metaphor for egal marriage?

its just about how bottoms are emotional and foolish and tops are logical thinkers capable of being devious i think

halles-comet:

my favorite historical thing about actual pirates is most of them were really young guys who died between the ages of 17 and 24 so one of the reasons blackbeard is so famous three hundred years later is because he was, like, thirty-two and still kicking which made him seem really wise and shit-together by comparison. it’s like when you’re a 28 year old woman and get tumblr asks from college freshman that say “oh my god you don’t look like a withered corpse at all”

palipunk:

Does anyone want a cute Palestine fact? In 1929, there were several proposals for the flag of Palestine from different newspapers and individuals in Palestine. One of these proposals was in a letter from Munir Dakak, who suggested a flag with an orange on it.

Oranges were exported out of Palestine in the mid-19th century and are commonly associated with the port city of Yafa (Jaffa). They remain a symbol of Palestinian art and literature; Ghassan Kanafani even wrote a short story about Al Nakba called ‘the land of sad oranges’.

Just like the watermelon and olives, oranges are also symbolic of Palestinian resistance and our ties to the land.

If the proposal had been accepted, the flag of Palestine could’ve looked a bit like this:

halalchampagnesocialist:

Anybody who says that the suffering of Palestinians would end if Hamas just surrendered and got out of power is not only engaging in victim blaming, but is in deep denial to how Israel’s systematic oppression actually works. It’s also purposefully ignorant of how Israel treated Palestinians in Gaza prior to the rise of Hamas.

the-chessboard-is-personal:

hey everyone. everyone ever. look at this.

GRIAN CARD

I finally got the Grian Hermitcraft TCG Alt Art Card!! AND I got a SIGNED ONE!!!!

Listen.

i am so normal about this (<- the least normal about anything ever)

unfortunately I couldn’t afford both this one and any of the other ones but WHO CARES!!!!!! I GOT A CARD OF MY FAVORITE HERMIT, SIGNED BY HIM!!!!!!!

i will cherish this forever. waough,,,,,,,,

Now I’m just wondering what Christmas present could ever be better than this? Like, not just this year. Ever. And this was supposed to be my birthday present!?

Life’s good I’m suspicious it’s December

enchantingruinscandy:

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

thirdpunch:

enchantingruinscandy:

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

thirdpunch:

marcussour:

aahsokaatano:

l4byr1nthz1:

eldritchgriffin:

id-f87:

Hm

@ faradaycockcage

Further evidence

In the second Sonic movie, he refers to him self as ‘hedgehog of the house’ in Tom’s absence instead of ‘man of the house’ further implying his gender is hedgehog

not “he” as in “he/him” but “he” as in “hedgehog”

This post went in a completely different direction I imagined because at first I thought those were Sora and Kairi from Kingdom Hearts

ALT

ALT

(src)

the-haiku-bot:

barin-mclegg:

acanvasofabillionsuns:

riacte:

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[ID: A page from a What If? book that reads, “In fact, the Moon — our faithful companion — would act to undo the damage Andrew’s scenario caused. Right now, the Earth spins faster than the Moon, and our tides slow down the Earth’s rotation while pushing the Moon away from us. (There’s a footnote here, that says, "See ‘Leap Seconds,’ http://what-if.xkcd.com/26, for an explanation of why this happens.”) If we stopped rotating, the Moon would stop drifting away from us. Instead of slowing us down, its tides would accelerate our spin. Quietly, gently, the Moon’s gravity would tug on our planet…“

Here, the page has a comic of the Earth and Moon. There are four "panels” — there are no lines separating them, but there are four depictions of the Earth and Moon — and in each, Africa and Eurasia are shown on the Earth as the Moon spins around it. The Moon says, “Hey, Earth. Earth? Why’d you stop? / Oh no. Are you okay? Earth, are you okay? / Don’t be scared, Earth! I can help! / I’m here, Earth. Your moon is here.”

The text finishes, “… and Earth would start turning again.” There is a final panel of the comic, where the Earth has turned, showing Australia, a bit of Asia, and the Pacific Ocean. The Moon tells the Earth, “I will never leave you.” /end ID]

I’m going to base my character dynamics on this. Also cry

I’m going to base

my character dynamics

on this. Also cry

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

kaoinim:

marcussour:

aahsokaatano:

l4byr1nthz1:

eldritchgriffin:

id-f87:

Hm

@ faradaycockcage

Further evidence

In the second Sonic movie, he refers to him self as ‘hedgehog of the house’ in Tom’s absence instead of ‘man of the house’ further implying his gender is hedgehog

not “he” as in “he/him” but “he” as in “hedgehog”

This post went in a completely different direction I imagined because at first I thought those were Sora and Kairi from Kingdom Hearts

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

What’s 2+2?

0

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

9

10

Other (say in the tags)

See Results

Why are so many people saying fish?

Huh

butchdykekondraki-moved:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

NO LITTLE DYKE GIRL DONT SAY MEN DNI YOURE PERPETUATING RADFEM/TERF IDEALS OF WHAT A “REAL” LESBO IS LIKE!!! NO LITTLE DYKE GIRL YOURE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA!!!!!! NO LITTLE DYKE GIRL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha no girl dont reblog this post only to say theres appropriate times when men SHOULD dni . dont be the direct thing this post is talking about . youre so sexy haha. ha.

probablybadrpgideas:

Submission for weird dice Wednesday: the pigs from Pass the Pigs, a dice game where you roll pig-shaped dice and earn points based on how they land

somethingusefulfromflorida:

chipper-smol:

chipper-smol:

i wonder how much healing that one xkcd comic did to the internet with saying “you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000″ when encountering a person who hasn’t been exposed to a popular or well known thing

you’re so right

artemisiatridentata:

anarchistmemecollective:

thatdykepunkslut:

depsidase:

It’s not “everyone” acting like it’s normal. The majority of people know something’s wrong they just don’t have the tools to fix it. Maybe a plurality don’t know that the problem is capitalism, they blame it on something else, but they’re still aware there’s a problem. “Everyone” is just too exhausted from working 4 jobs, 50 hours a week to scream into the void in their spare time.

ALT

ALT

guess I gotta pull out this bad boy again huh

aerospaceaspirant:

Infinite in Both Directions

@sketiana // cells undergoing mitosis // neutron stars colliding // ‘saturn’, sleeping at last // voyager golden records // diagram of an atom // diagram of the solar system // 'a toast to the alchemists’, laura giplin // neural stem cells // ciliated ventral epithelium // 'constellations’, the oh hellos // jwst deep field // 'singularity’, marie howe // heart of the phantom galaxy // 'zephyrus’, the oh hellos // apoferritin // aerial view of a forest // a graph me and my project co-chair made to model angle over time of our payload // molybdenum and sulfur atoms // unknown // pillars of creation

sayruq:

ALT

View on Twitter

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Over 100 journalists have been killed in Gaza since October 7th.

snowgrave:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

magical-bear-dubin:

capacity:

It supposed to be like January 3rd still idk why we in a rush already

Im in a rush from the previous year

Same cant wait for it to be 2026

atomicniire:

chilewithcarnage:

bruno-has-definitely-deactivate:

You can not untangle alt culture and being queer

the-haiku-bot:

what-even-is-thiss:

Me: I have… ideas! By Jove! I must make it to the computer or a notebook post haste in order to create literature! So rarely does inspiration hit this quickly and clearly and I must take full advantage of it!

My body: *knocks on the door*

Me: What is it? I’m in stereotypical insane romantic Victorian writer mode.

My body: Well boss… it seems we’re overdue for a panic attack.

Me: Ah, beans. *falls into the family guy death pose*

My body: Well boss…

it seems we’re overdue for

a panic attack.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mckitterick:

mckitterick:

that-bastard-with-all-the-bones:

that-bastard-with-all-the-bones:

that-bastard-with-all-the-bones:

that-bastard-with-all-the-bones:

WERE ANY OF YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PHYSICAL REACTION TO HOT PEOPLE??? LIKE HEARTRATE RISES AND ALL THAT. THAT’S REAL??

I’ve been dramatically exaggerating my reactions to hot people for YEARS because I thought that was what everyone did. For COMEDIC EFFECT. are you telling me all the squealing and people getting flustered and those ‘not to be a lesbian but oh my god’ tags were Not A Joke

At least dinosaurs. Are real

A small collection. Happy ace week you guys

the only person in the world who’s ever made me feel like this is my beloved (and that’s EVERY DAY)

Happy Ace Spectrum Week, folks!

nashira:

little-urban-witch:

theinfiknight:

skywardkonahriks:

labelleizzy:

havenfable:

Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.

Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.

Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.

Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.

Diné mythology:

Unfortunately, Coyote had “a good idea”.

Celtic Mythology:

Unfortunately you pissed off the Fae

Hindu mythology:

Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva

I love how everyone’s mythology has some variation of “And then there was This Asshole”

Filipino mythology: Unfortunately, Bakunawa was hungry. You’ll never guess what happened next

greelin:

greelin:

i think two weird freak bisexuals can do whatever. Save the world, even

good lord they’re fucking. Please look away. this is private

crabussy:

crabussy:

my poll….. read the questions carefully!!

I call the bird “kiwi birds” and I call the fruit “kiwis” (I’m not from nz)

I call the bird “kiwi” and I call the fruit “kiwifruits” (I’m not from nz)

I call the bird “kiwi birds” and I call the fruit “kiwis” (I’m from nz)

I call the bird “kiwi” and I call the fruit “kiwifruits” (I’m from nz)

third secret thing (tags!!) / results

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IM SO CURIOUS. please help me out!!

TRAGIC: poll maker is from new zealand where people spend 23 hours a day talking about kiwi (birds) and the rest of the time talking about kiwi (fruits) and did not realise that Most People in the World will NOT speak so frequently of fat fucking bird that they need any kind of indicative distinction between the two subjects

filibusterfrog:

flop era

zoestorm:

natingtoncat:

david-goldrock-deactivated20240:

natingtoncat:

puppygirl-hornyposting2:

tech illiterate people are the funniest thing

Tech side of tumblr pls explain.

“killing” a process means to end the function that does it

“a child” is a process created by another process

so what the message means is “stop the program VLC or stop the sub program of it that causes the problem”

Thank you technology side of tumblr :3

You’re welcome. That’ll be one (1) child sacrifice, please.