January 2024

soapkid:

soapkid:

i have such an incredible idea and if my complete lack of creative drive eases up for a second y'all will be blessed with it tomorrow

hisoapkid

hey i did it

koboldfactory:

It’s tragic to me that the video games industry could be unfathomably successful and provide so many jobs if CEOs took a pay cut and executives stopped pushing for multimillion dollar budgeted hyper realistic 400 gameplay-hour 10 year dev cycle games. No devs ever need to be fired for a higher ups mistakes. Devs need to start unionizing or do something else to execs that if I said would probably get me banned.

It’s very clear that the AAA industry is in a death spiral, and as much as I would love to say “this means devs can find success in the indie space!” That just isn’t gonna happen on a large scale because indie companies cannot afford to give jobs to the mass swathes of AAA devs being laid off. And those AAA devs in general do not make enough money to just go found their own studio and take a risk developing a game with no income for years.

aropride:

“never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm” is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it’s never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

underwhelmedandoverstimulated:

fairycosmos:

a grilled cheese is never terrible but sometimes you eat one that is so gorgeous you start believing in life a little all over again

Made myself a homemade one with provolone the other day and almost cried

janeandthehivequeen:

caramellcat1998:

drawing-prompt-s:

A creature designed to be “cute”, created by a god that does not fully understand what “cute” looks like to humans.

…….it worked……excellent job…….thank you for spider……

toastbutteregg:

kitkinnie:

on colors and being different and not being enough for yourself

(please reblog instead of liking)

wanderer-chronicles:

ms-demeanor:

luulapants:

whoa-its-dani:

sindri42:

guerrillatech:

A proper money laundering scheme should be a business which is in no way profitable, run by the brother or cousin of a mass murderer who’s really passionate about making a specific kind of food or something but has no idea how prices or advertising work, frequented by folks who you should absolutely never make eye contact with!

Fun fact, at various times, the IRS has tried to crack down on money laundering schemes only to be faced with massive public backlash over them shutting down people’s favorite restaurants.

There’s a cafe in my town that is 100% a front of some sort. No question in my mind. But if anyone tried to shut them down, I would riot in the streets because they make the best french toast I’ve ever had in my life and you can buy a whole meal for $6.

I married one of the regulars at the money laundering coffee shop I worked at and that was an excellent decision. Well worth having to fend off police questions the day our manager broke down the door of the coffee shop with a railroad tie after doing coke and counting our all-cash paychecks for several hours.

computationalcalculator:

hotvampireadjacent:

m-aximumjoy:

A panel from Chapter 114 of Chainsaw Man. Asa and Denji are pointing at each other in a hallway. Both characters are yelling "Go to hell!" multiple times.ALT

wake up everybody new reaction image just dropped

The best part of this is Denji’s not being in kanji bc he’s illiterate

empress-of-dark2005:

softboymudkip:

clarification-sfw:

eri-lessthan3:

kiarathefox:

Reblog to rotate the person you reblogged from 90°

💫💫💫

get spun around, idiot

let itttt

RIIIIIIIIIP

honted:

i mean if anyone is looking for good news my treatment really is working and i’m about to drop down to a less frequent schedule. my tumor is barely ¼th the size it was in october. by april I’ll be done and i’ll be getting surgery to scrape the very last bit out (plus a mastectomy while they’re at it) and then radiation to make sure it’s mega dead and will never come back.

raspberrii-cheesecake:

Know your mouses! on the left it says "public domain" with a picture of Steamboat Willie's iteration of mickey mouse and on the right it says "in copyright jail" with a picture of the modern Mickey mouse.

 the rest down the image is a comparison list so instead of having to clarify each time I'll separate with a slash between sides

Steamboat Willie "William" / Mickey Mouse "Michael."

No gloves / Gloves.
No colors / Red pants yellow shoes.
Hat / No hat.
Older / Younger.
Associated with purple / Literally purple.
Died by springlock / Died by scooper.
Has a fursuit / Was used as a fursuit.ALT

carrieleblancart:

eikotheblue:

hybridzizi:

eikotheblue:

triviallytrue:

eikotheblue:

eikotheblue:

California girls we’re unaccountable

California girls we’re unforgivable

unintentional plagiarism of another post! hbomberguy kill their ass

california girls we’re unoriginal 😔

You’re from Washington.

california girls we’re washingtonian

Based on my girl Azazel (because she is a California Kingsnake)

kouko5:

:3

greelin:

[COVERED IN BLOOD] Perhaps the world is slightly brighter having me in it.

geek-ramblings:

His apps and own website dunking on him all day is hilarious lol.

hownot2buryabody:

rootandrock:

timeofthedecade:

bigdaddyg-wil:

this guy pulled out his dick in front of like 5 billion feminist protestors holy shit

Some context for the idiots claiming the women are overreacting:

This occurred at a Slut Walk. For those not familiar with it, the Slut Walk is basically a peaceful protest seeking to eliminate the rape apologism so prevalent in society. The basis is that no woman is “asking for it,” with “it” being rape. It’s not a feminist protest; it’s a human rights protest.

Many of the protesters, as you can probably imagine, have dealt with sexual harassment or rape in their own lives. Many of them have structured their daily activities to avoid being raped. The gathering is supposed to be a place for them to feel empowered and able to recover in the company of those who understand what they’ve been through or who will not blame them.

Nobody at a Slut Walk will tell a survivor that it’s her fault. They will not ask what she was wearing to provoke her attacker. Nobody will say she had too much to drink. Nobody will tell the men in the group that they are inherently rapists themselves, and nobody will tell a male survivor that his experience “wasn’t really rape.”

Then, this fellow comes along. He sees this gathering of survivors and their supporters, and to him, it’s a joke. He sees feminazis. He sees girls who are taking “a bit of fun” too seriously. And what does he do? He exposes himself to this group of survivors and supporters - some of whom are, in fact, underage.

He sexually harasses literally hundreds of women in one act. Aside from public indecency, there was cruel intent in his actions. He wanted to make them uncomfortable. He wanted to “put them in their place.” Other photos from this event show him flipping the protesters off and laughing at their anger.

And there are still people defending his actions. There are those who still feel like these women were asking for it and that they deserved to be harassed for trying to claim they weren’t. There are those who feel that women should be taught a lesson this way, and they applaud this man’s actions.

So no, he didn’t pull out his dick in front of feminist protesters. He harassed dozens - if not hundreds - of rape survivors. The reaction to his actions alone outline the purpose of the Slut Walk.

For those of you still doubting whether what he did was wrong (and I do wonder if there’s something wrong with you, if you have doubts), let me give you an analogous situation. Imagine a gathering of black civil rights activists. Imagine Martin Luther King Jr., Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, and all their colleagues gathered together to demonstrate that being black did not make them lesser people. That being black and living in the South did not mean they were “asking” to be the target of hate crimes.

And at this gathering, a white man decides he should teach them a lesson by pointedly hanging a noose from the nearest tree and laughing at their anger. And other white men, laughing along with him, commend him for taking these activists down a peg.

That’s what happened here. It’s not an “OMG, I can’t believe he did that!” moment. It’s an “OMG, there are people who think this is okay” moment. And the fact is, it’s not. It never will be. And that’s the take home message of this ridiculous rant I’ve written up.

And this is why we still need feminism.

What got me was not only this commentary, but the freaky-ass look on this guy’s face…Wow!

dookerino:

squeakitties:

don’t trust a word out of anybody that seriously alleges that pornography isn’t art btw

Sometimes you just can’t beat the story being told by porn tbh

paradichlorosocksy:

paradichlorosocksy:

paradichlorosocksy:

I JUST WANT TO PLAY POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON RESCUE TEAM DX WHY IS EVERYONE AFTER MY ASS

image of a cindaquil in Pokemon mystery dungeon with a blue bandanaALT

This man did nothing wrong but everyone wants him dead

Chat be honest do y'all want to kill flurry the cindaquil

wetleavesandfeathers:

cryoverkiltmilk:

Absolutely delighted with anticipation of the first time a cop gets stuck inside one of these with no power and (allegedly) unbreakable glass.

Think of all the time, money and effort saved by having police vehicles that set themselves on fire.

jam-etc:

freefreeepalestine-deactivated2:

Its a war crime to destroy cultural heritage sites. Israel has destroyed over a hundred.

why are the world’s devout christians not absolutely rioting at every moment

like they spend every moment lobbying congress incessantly for everything else, like why is this not the biggest thing in their entire belief system right now? why are they not going berzerk??

asynca:

amberistrans12321:

be more like sharks

icannotgetoverbirds:

Actually, no, fuck you. Changing your sheets for you. Swaddling-fabric blanket in the dryer for 15 minutes, wrap yourself up and get cozy. kissing you on the forehead and tucking you in. nap for up to two hours or go to bed if it’s that time.

foodandfriends:

the woman in my earbuds: Battery Low

me: so you’re just going to leave me. just like everyone else

username-not-registered:

the-shrimp-that-fried-rice:

i-am-a-fish:

adangerousapple:

i-am-a-fish:

be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now

they might even be looking at this post right now

they might even be gay

adropofhumanity:

catmask:

‘you wouldn’t pirate a-’ i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

kingdeath000:

“My story has so much gay rep in it!” Awesome. How are you treating your female characters btw

chrisasiaheartman:

ash-rigby:

“We need more unapologetically weird folks!” you guys can’t even handle furries

Guys can’t even handle people writing “problematic” stuff.

photosthatarensfw:

Hey so I need $1200 to move myself and my stuff across the country so I can move on with my girlfriend!

C*shapp, v*nmo, k*fi, p*ypal

If you give any amount, I’ll send you a picture of one of my pets

If you give $5 I’ll send you your choice of boobs, butt, or feet. $10 gets you 3 pics

DM me with proof of payment

376/1200

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

listen i am not american. i understand that even democrats fucking suck and its a genuinely shitty situation to be in. im so sorry. but hey, hey look at me. why are you guys bullying people for saying “you should still vote blue?” Like im curious about the alternatives youve got. voting red? firebombing walmart? tumblr user catboyssepticbutthole, i know you will not be firebombing walmart.

you guys are falling into the “the revolution will fix everything” mindset and then not even occupying tv buildings or organising the coup or anything. youre just posting. Don’t encourage being complacent under the guise of encouraging revolution

venerabledreadnought:

silver-tongues-blog:

silly-jellyghoty:

cop-disliker69:

oligopspispopd-deactivated20221:

alarajrogers:

jv:

guerrillatech:

This is akin all those hot takes about the 2k bug being an hoax:

“Remember when they told us every computer was going to crash on 1/1/01 and there would be chaos and then nothing happened?”

Yeah, I remember. And I’m sure every programmer and sysadmin that contributed the billion person/hour global effort to prevent it also remembers.

No one talks about acid rain anymore, either. And that’s a very good thing.

see also START and START II, which significantly reduced nuclear stockpiles

International cooperation is actually so effective that most people don’t even notice it happening, and then erroneously believe it can’t solve anything.

Fixing issues before they develop into actual disasters is such an underappreciated thing it hurts at all levels.

We don’t talk about acid rain because there isn’t any more acid rain because when acid rain started happening and we learned that the cause was mainly sulphur oxide and carbon monooxide from car exhausts, countries all over the world made it a law that car companies had to produce cars that produced less exhaust with better effectivenes (burning the fuel all the way to CO2 instead of the halfassed CO) and oil rafineries to remove the sulphur from the gasoline in the first place.

We don’t talk about computers crashing because of the turn of the century, because thousands of programmers worked very hard to write updates and patches for Every Single Program humanity as a whole used back in 1999 and then somehow managed to failtest, distribute, and update every single device and system, be it an online or offline one before the midnight of the 1st january of 2000.

On a much smaller scale, no one ever commenta or notices cleaners and housekeepers doing their job - be it at home or at whole buildings - because they always make sure that there’s nothing to notice. But don’t be fooled - at any point of your life you are one week of them not doing away from swimming in trash and filth with nothing to eat and nothing clean to wear. Only then you would notice.

Now it’s time to do that thing again and make sure that we don’t kill our whole planetary ecosystem within the next century.

If you ever think america is a clean country, go without garbage men for a week.

certainprincesslover-deactivate:

Please read this. It articulates the needs of the Palestinians as human beings, like the rest of us, better than I ever could.

The ethnic cleansing of Gaza and Palestine as a whole has been going on longer than most of us have been alive. The zionists have turned the Earth, the sky, the water, and people’s own homes against them, time and time again. The Western media frames this as something merely factual, something that happens the same way the sun comes up every morning. By doing so, they make themselves look helpless instead of complicit.

It is true that the Palestinians are brave, resourceful people. I’ve heard that since food has been banned, they are converting pellets into sustenance. They create camps and substitutes for shelter and survival. They are by no means, weak.

But that doesn’t mean we leave them to fend for themselves. Not the men. Not the women. Not the children. Not the babies. Not the unborn. Not the citizens buried alive. Not the dead, who have their organs stolen. Not the animals who shake when they hear bombings. Not the Muslims or the Christians or anyone who isn’t a Zionist. Nobody should be considered expendable.

For me, not giving up on the Palestinians means to not stop writing about them. What does it mean for you?

markodragic:

markodragic:

fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

smash esports livestream but it’s just thousands of people tuning in to watch my niece make bayonetta marry solid snake on the zelda temple stage

conzoop:

powering up her beam attack since 2011…

petits-pois-carcinogenic:

memewhore:

On my hands and knees crying knowing I missed out on the fight cruise

ariasphyxia:

oh my fucking god

greelin:

greelin:

greelin:

actually i love being a grown adult because i can stay up till 1am with work in a few hours and like. who is going to stop me. Myself? i have to laugh

will report back later on how this goes!

trash-pandas-paradise:

ampervadasz:

I wanted to add sfx to this wonderful video. I somehow made it get wide.

cannot-think-of-a-cute-name:

fishbizkit:

himbocloud:

pokemoncristallo:

putaemo-cional:

pastaisgay:

kirke-euplokamos:

pokemoncristallo:

pokemoncristallo:

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

reblog to Italian season your pussy

kragehund-est:

me (wearing my ultra zoom x100 mega magnifying goggles): does your dog bite?“

you: what?

me: your dog?

tardigrade that lives in the stagnant puddle you happen to be standing beside: *chewing on a coincidentally squeaky toy shaped algae cell*

modmad:

rukafais:

fluentisonus:

genuinely inconsolable I can’t have one of these pompeii bread plushies fr.

A tweet from 黒織部 @kurooribe reading: "ポンペイ展グッズの目玉(?)が「炭化したパン」シリーズ。画像2枚目がその実物。再現度高い。炭化したパンのクッションって何なんだよ。 #東博 #ポンペイ展" followed by a picture of a museum gift shop displaying carbonized bread plushies. This has been quote retweeted by Tori Lee @toriflee with the added comment: "Oh my godddd, #ClassicsTwitter, this Pompeii exhibition at the Tokyo National Museum has CARBONIZED BREAD PLUSHIES [heart eyes emoji] There are also column plushies. And they are not available online [sad face emoji]"
ALT
A tweet from Clodia @Clodia55680147, reading: "Japan had a Pompeii exhibit and made very special souvenir I would pay someone for. Carbonized bread plushie!" followed by a picture of a carbonized bread plushie.ALT
A display from a museum gift shop of plushies shaped like carbonized loaves of bread from Pompeii, i.e. round and segmented, with a stamps on them and cracks in them.ALT
A plushie shaped like a carbonized loaf of bread from Pompeii, i.e. round and segmented, with a stamp on it and cracks in it.ALT

Blorbo from my mosaics…..

icantwritegood:

rslashrats:

rslashrats:

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

chongoblog:

littlestfallenangel:

apocraphelion:

animentality:

ghostly-light:

lifewithchronicpain:

anxious-and-in-pain:

it’s okay to do things that make your symptoms worse (as long as you’ll stay safe)

every once in a while you need to eat something yummy. or go on a walk. or a trip to the zoo. take a hot shower. cry your eyes out. dance. listen to music. draw for way to long. write. laugh. sit in a cafe with a friend. paint your nails. dye your hair. go on a run. pet a cat

sometimes you need to do things that are cathartic or make yourself feel alive. sometimes you need the reminder of why you’re fighting so hard to stay alive

this is your reminder that just because it makes your symptoms worse, it isn’t always the wrong thing to do. there can be value in these actions

If you think about it too, abled people do it all the time. Deciding to drink to excess at a party knowing they’ll have a hangover. Going to a theme park knowing walking all day is going to hurt their feet by the end. We have the right to make those same decisions.

This is called Dignity of Risk, and it’s an important concept in disability justice.

Everyone weighs their physical and mental/emotional health against one another in constantly shifting balance; inevitably, there are times when we choose to accept consequences to one for the sake of the other.

Infantilsing us by undermining our agency in the name of “protection” or “care” is yet another way that we are disabled by society.

arvo:

So for pride, my mom made a rainbow challah, thought you guys might wanna see it. Here it is before it went in the oven:

A colorful challah

After:

A colorful challah, baked

And when you cut it open:

A colorful challah cut in half
A colorful challah cut into pieces

word-for-today:

aropride:

THEY’RE PUTTING WORDS UNDER A PAYWALL NOW??? WORDS?????

Wiktionary.org, y’all. All of the above for free

trekkiesagainstchastity:

puirell:

feels like a good time to bring this back

the garfield you are not immune to propaganda meme, but with added text at the bottom that reads, "BUT NEITHER AM I, I AM ONLY POINTING THIS OUT SO WE CAN KEEP BEING VIGILANT ABOUT WHAT WE CONSUME AND NOT HAND-WAIVE [sic] AWAY CRITICISM. I THINK THIS IS ULTIMATELY A GROUP EFFORT AND WE SHOULD BE LESS DISMISSIVE & MORE DIDATIC [sic] ABOUT THIS." end of ID.ALT

You are not immune to propaganda: time to get your booster shot