December 2023

toastbutteregg:

mindofthemage:

This shit is heartbreaking.

Hopefully they’re able to sue him and win, not only so they get some of the money they deserve, but also so that the newest noteworthy win in a plagiarism lawsuit isn’t from the 80s.

beardeddetectivepaper:

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skyesapphicwolfwizard:

val-ritz:

midnight-spectrum-again:

drunkygoesonadventures:

dontbearuiner:

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

Oh my god

it’s been ten years, but it’s still shitscram season

Merry shit scram

coughloop:

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240:

dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters

Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat

coughloop:

shinolavolume1-deactivated20240:

dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters

Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat

genderqueerdykes:

I’ve been seeing a disturbing number of “queer safe spaces” describe themselves as things like “femme & them” and even worse “she+,” conflating femininity & nonbinaryhood. cease this immediately. say it with me: nonbinary people are NOT women-lite and it is extremely violent and straight up incorrect to imply that all they/thems are fem adjacent. this is erasure and this verbiage does nothing but make gnc and nonbinary spaces unsafe for masc and male nonbinary people. nonbinary, genderqueer and other third gender people can be and are masculine and men, we can be hes as well as shes and theys, stop allowing yourself and your peers to view nonbinary as woman/femme-lite, signed a butch nonbinary person.

bloodybellycomb:

toyota-supra:

the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I’ve seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it’s a work day again

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lucidicer:

i’m seeing people losing hope for palestine i’m begging you seriously please don’t. the death toll is high but there are still people alive, there are still journalists risking everything to make sure the world sees what is happening. please continue protesting if you have the option to, keep demanding for a ceasefire and keep talking about palestinians both alive and dead. you have to keep going until the very end or else you really did fail them.

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lucidicer:

i’m seeing people losing hope for palestine i’m begging you seriously please don’t. the death toll is high but there are still people alive, there are still journalists risking everything to make sure the world sees what is happening. please continue protesting if you have the option to, keep demanding for a ceasefire and keep talking about palestinians both alive and dead. you have to keep going until the very end or else you really did fail them.

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lucidicer:

i’m seeing people losing hope for palestine i’m begging you seriously please don’t. the death toll is high but there are still people alive, there are still journalists risking everything to make sure the world sees what is happening. please continue protesting if you have the option to, keep demanding for a ceasefire and keep talking about palestinians both alive and dead. you have to keep going until the very end or else you really did fail them.

luckykittycolor:

sourcreammachine:

transhuman-priestess:

tangerinecat14:

really really curious about this

how do you pronounce ASCII

i pronounce every letter

AY-see-KAI

AH-see-KAI

AY-sky

AH-sky

AH-see-eye

AY-see-eye

op you missed ___ (put it in the tags please im curious)

i dont im not a nerd

See Results

Op I think you fucked up

ass key sweep

technofeudalism:

i dont know if this has been posted before. i’m sure it has. but when i did a search for “jerma dick” and “dick jerma” and “ultraviolet dick jerma” i didnt get any results so i’m just gonna post it anyway

[x]

tubapun:

BECAUSE CITING SOURCES KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY?

branch from trolls looking angrily at the viewer. screen grab from the scene where he reveals singing killed his grandmaALT

sayruq:

rebels-cairn:

natalieironside:

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went “meow” and scrambled away because I’d been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said “Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad”

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache’s arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father’s battle helmet #it’s a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

pjackk:

pjackk:

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

hbmmaster:

I keep seeing the “chat is a fourth person pronoun” post and it’s getting increasingly hard to avoid starting discourse in the notes of it. chat I don’t think they know what these linguistics terms they’re using mean

amongus-text-detector:

doing-90mph-in-central-london:

fairycosmos:

you actually don’t have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

you actually don’t have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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amongus-text-detector:

horreurscopes:

most insane tumblr experience by far is coming across a post from the mid 2010s that has permanently altered the brain chemestry and life course of you and several of your friends and aquaintances and realizing it only has like 1200 notes

most insane tumblr experience by far is coming across a post from the mid 2010s that has permanently altered the brain chemestry and life course of you and several of your friends and aquaintances and realizing it only has like 1200 notes

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oboetoad:

oboetoad:

ok time to promo my year-old indie game. anyways heres the overworld music i wrote for it

overworld themeoboetoad
sadnessoboetoad

title theme too :3

since you cat and anarchist, opinions on black cats as a symbol of anarchism?

just-a-turtleduck:

nyancrimew:

all cats are anarchists :3

all cats are fueled by anarchism in their own unique way

my-random–thoughts-deactivated:

deltaruneposts:

Jigsaw Joe’s appearance and dialogue will be slightly different at the end of the Dark World depending on if you donated or not.

charlottan:

cheeseychainsaws-deactivated202:

And with mouse girl Monday coming to an end..I give you all this last one for today.

It’s not called “stealing” it’s called foraging, sweetie. Just be nice 2 the ppl that work there!

slumberblues:

xteacupx:

xteacupx:

I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade

Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.

This is the song

Tea what the fuck I’m howling oh my god

melle-d:

musubiki:

short comic about anon hate

 gentle reminder that I do my art for ME!! i am on nobody’s payroll and i have no obligations to cater to ANYONE!!! so fair warning: if you send me negative shit, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!! i ain’t got time for this bad energy. peace

if someone is making you feel bad or harassed, block/mute them. 

your mental health is more important than internet followers

literally-just-deactivated20240:

The nerd from The Polar Express is completely fucking wrong when he talks about the engine. He says the engine is “a Baldwin 2-8-4 S3-class Berkshire type steam locomotive built at the Baldwin Locomotive Works in 1931 and weighs 456,100 pounds”

This is what he *said* the Polar Express is..👇



Vs. What The Polar Express actually is…


Pere Marquette 1225 N-class 2-8-4 Berkshire type. Built by *Lima* Locomotive Works in *1941* and weighs 802,500 lb (364,000 kg)


This kid is just fucking wrong

hustlerose:

dwarf rave: one guy chants while everyone else rhythmically stomps their iron boots. by the end, the whole club is knee deep in rubble

elf rave: 19 hours of thrashing, acid tripping, and interpretive dancing to calm ambient music and forest sounds

orc rave: everyone stoically nods their head to the loudest and bassiest beats the realm has ever heard

mxyzptplk:

kitten-cab00dle:

simple-sheep:

randomspider:

soulproof:

discord drastically changed it’s UI. please be strong autistic people in my phone

i dont feel so good

Discord App -> User Settings -> Appearance



Uncheck “show new layout”


Here’s hoping it still works their shitty change hit me some months ago and I found this ad a fix

Can confirm. Hit the feedback thing and complain please

on mine too

calliopinot:

flaming-ramen:

weakling-grace:

derinthemadscientist:

werewolfie:

idk why, but for some reason i find photoshopped pictures of poptart boxes with fake ridiculous, outrageous flavor names to be the funniest freaking thing

like this is hysterical

I’m interested in Frosted Water

Theres a reddit page

I’ve never not fallen into absolute uncontrollable hysterical laughter whenever I see these, this is the funniest concept anyone ever created.

genderqueerdykes:

i understand that a lot of ppl are coming off the heels of twitter & tiktok so i just wanted 2 say that if you think you are trans but don’t feel specifically transmasculine or transfeminine and feel fucked up over having to pick something that’s not you, you can identify as a trans neutral, nonbinary, or just trans. u do not have to identify with them if they don’t fit. transmasculine is not the “only” way to be trans if u are afab. transfeminine is not the “only” way to be trans if u are amab. hope this helps

pissvortex:

mewvore:

i am fascinated by how the “creepy or wet gym” bot post and “wireless controller has wires inside” greentext have merged over time into this combination of the two. it’s like a business merger that nobody knows happened

i-say-ok:

existentialterror:

spacey-daydreams:

the-punforgiven:

cardiac-ossification:

orcboxer:

habbadax:

Took a wrong turn somewhere

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

ok!

appendingfic:

alleiradayne:

transgenderalucard:

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

NOW it’s serious

This is the supernatural equivalent of going to the doctor and they keep pulling specialists in the room to go, “wow, I’ve never seen THAT before”

dovewingkinnie:

piece of an animation 4 something

tactfulsaboteur:

thememedaddy:

outofcontextdiscord:

newtsoda:

There has been a lot of research about autistics over the years, but this one really took the cake!

This is what happened when researchers attempted to compare the moral compass of autistic and non-autistic people…

mintytrifecta:

mxyzptplk:

mxyzptplk:

mutant-distraction:

Black Sea Hares (slugs)…can get up to 30 pounds

<hyperventilating> hhh…hghh…s-slug…the slug…it…rain world…slugcat…hgghhhh

prev how tf did you find this post

hunsa-jars:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

dryadlost:

conobarco:

fujofailure:

fujofailure:

de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

zagreus:

snowriddenwolf:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

pyomorphic:

kawaiite-mage:

justthesource:

tilthat:

TIL in 1896 a temporary, one-day city was named in Texas called Crush, where two locomotives were to be smashed head-on for purposes of spectacle. It was, for a few hours, the 2nd largest city in TX with 40k attendees. The collision caused engine boilers to explode, resulting in death and injuries.

via reddit.com

source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

you could just do shit back then

texas is still like this

izzzzzzieeeeeeeee:

Oh cool, a bite-sized version of my favourite ice cream! But wait…what’s this?

NEW AND EXCLUSIVE ALLERGENS?

Look how scrungly the man in this poster is

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

good lord that man is scrongled