December 2023

escuerzoresucitado:

pigswithwings:

pigswithwings:

reblog if you would kiss a computer reblog if you would hug that thing so gently

love is winning forever

politijohn:

Source

Screaming. The Onion did it again…

regurgitater:

Ultimately I think it’s okay to eat octopus even though they’re hella smart because I know if a human baby fell in the ocean and a hungry octopus was near it would definitely eat the baby. We just have solid land advantage which makes the stakes skewed

imlizy:

ancharan:

imlizy:

its fucking dember.

this wasnt even fucking posted in dember ops a liar

^ victim of my device that makes you forget what time zones are

groovy-rat-man:

aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact:

spirit-box-recording-deactivate:

aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact:

oh shit we got december tomorrow…

you’re lying

WE GOT DECEMBER TOMORROW

Oh shit

agentleem:

asexualmisconduct:

agentleem:

asexualmisconduct:

ratman3and4yaoi:

ratman3and4yaoi:

If this post gets 15k notes by my birthday (January 10th, 2024)

I’ll turn this into a whole comic on Webtoon or Wattpad or some

@a-random-mooshroom @sweetface-the-dollbaby @xxstarryrosesxx @cloudxxiii @minty-cheese @t-is-tobi @moonystar2 @/anyone I forgot sorry :(

Y'ALL ARE FAILING LMAO

@agentldiddy help please? No pressure tho :3

Hang on I’m in the middle of a dnd session

oh ya I understand take as long as you need :3

Took way longer than I needed but I’m summoning the x-mutuals

(To all my mutuals in a similar time zone as me I’m sorry for posting this after 2 am)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @ripleyalamode @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man

buzzcut-butch-deactivated202403:

lydiardbell:

dollsahoy:

I am super against light pollution, and have been for decades

but I am also super annoyed by the way it’s framed as “without light pollution you can see how beautiful the night sky is” way more prominently than it’s framed as “hey, did you ever stop to think of how much energy/resources/money are literally wasted by having so much light shine up into the sky?”

so people get the idea that light pollution can only be remedied by eliminating all night-time light, which would make being outside at night very inconvenient, instead of by making night-time light shine only on the ground where, y'know, the people who need it are

The mildest example of what OP’s talking about in Dunedin, Aotearoa:

This is just with the streetlamp equivalent of using lampshades. Imagine what truly directional city lights could achieve?

Reblogging this again cause light pollution actually have negative health affects on humans and wildlife. We weren’t meant to live in a world constantly bathed in light.

8ball-wizard:

the-adhd-sorcerer:

8ball-wizard:

the-adhd-sorcerer:

8ball-wizard:

glasses: ON

cloak and boots: DONNED

earrings: GAY

spells: WHIMSICAL

pendant?

CURSED

cock ring?

ALSO CURSED

txttletale:

this shoudl be an internaitonal holiday. we should all have the day off tomorrow to get fuckin wasted / play a nice board game because henry kissinger died

sealsdaily:

Today’s Seal Is: Speckles Monk Seal

spindlephysalia:

ohfuck-abastard:

justmice:

justmice:

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

i thought that was just. a regular tumblr post and accepted it

this website has annihilated the turing test

mclennonyaoi:

mclennonyaoi:

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

godofautism:

frogofalltime:

reblog to let prev know they’re not annoying and you don’t hate them <3

/nf btw :3

justsomewildbeast:

anglophilestymie:

xirose:

when-nature-farts-in-your-face:

the-feral-fa1ry:

beawriting:

ginger-rager:

madqueensarah:

inhaledpie4:

xena-styles:

treacherous-dwarf-of-the-seas:

moonlightmarathon:

cute-hearts:

whygetit:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that with the passage of the CARES Act, menstrual products are now considered eligible expenses for your health insurance, FSA, HSA, and HRA funds. (x)

if there’s any time to switch, it’s NOW! 

invest in yourself by buying chemical-free and eco-friendly menstrual products! just show a screenshot of your order confirmation and you will be reimbursed for your period-related purchases!

check out these pads to start your switch from disposable to reusable:

skeptical? good! check these reviews to see experiences from different users: facebook // website

inclusivity: if you need help with sizes or you want a specific style or color, reach out to us through email or facebook so we can provide the best pad for you!

i know it seems like reusable menstrual pads = big investment since theyre costlier than disposable pads but trust me, its worth it. ive been using cloth pads for over a year now and i no longer get any rashes nor feel any discomfort down there. moreover, i only end up using one pad for the whole day and one pad for the whole night. its the best thing you can do for yourself and the planet!

reusable pads are honestly life changing. when im about to have my period and im going out, i just use cloth pads and i feel confident, comfortable and secure knowing that im period ready 

idk if other companies do this but i also want to share that if you email cariona to ask for their current patterns, they’ll send it and you can pick your patterns. here’s my liner stash:

Seriously get these it’s so worth it

i was so envious of people who could use menstrual cups because they are such a good investment and it cuts down on waste but like, i can’t use them because i get such bad vaginal pain and a lot of tampons make my cramps worse so even the thought of trying a cup was impossible. and the reusable pads just seemed so expensive. and what if i didn’t like them??? well, i found some that were on sale (a set of 6, i don’t remember the price a the time) and i figured it wasn’t that much and if i didn’t like them i didn’t like them. i fucking love them! i actually just bought a second set of 6 because i was still using a couple of disposable pads. yes, it is a lot of money UP FRONT for them, but they will very quickly pay for themselves within the first year of use. and there is always the option to do what i do and just watch for sales and slowly build your supply up. and they last for like 5 years, in which time you could spend way more on disposable products. things i love about them 1)they hold so much more than i thought they would! even with my last two periods being heavier than normal i still only had to use two or three disposable pads, and i probably didn’t even need that last one 2) they don’t fold over on me and then stick to my skin/hair and therefore not being affective and also kinda painful when i try to fix it 3) i can reposition them if they are too far back!!! a problem i have always had is i tend to put pads on too far back for whatever reason, but with these and i can just pull them into place if they aren’t quite where i want it. 4) rinsing them out by hand feels powerful for some reason. nothing like seeing the water run red with blood to make me feel like i’m cleaning up from some epic battle i’m winning. 5) my cramps aren’t as bad? don’t know if this is because of the pads themselves, or if it’s because of my weird periods lately, but i swear my killer cramps have not been as bad and i feel like i can actually function. i really think that they are worth every penny (for me) and i think that if you are thinking about it then you should at least get a few and try them out, you can always stock up on more later.

Yeah, actually… my period pain got milder. There’s been some research about the absorption of the chemicals in plastic pads making periods worse

Gonna chip in here with I swapped to reusable pads during lockdown cause I bleed a lot and get through a lot of pads. (You know how there’s like “night time” pads? I used 4 of those a day, for 5 days, for a cost of like, £8?)

I took the plunge and got a pack which had like, 1 ‘light’ 1 ‘normal’ and 1 ‘night’, and ok I had to go back to their website and buy 5 ‘night’ ones.

But I only use those 5 night ones for my entire period. There’s a bit of washing involved but I was spending like £100 on sanitary pads a year (minimum) and I spent £50 once over a year ago and that’s it.

I don’t get the chafing I used to, cramps aren’t as bad and I swear I can’t smell it anywhere near as much. Also no ‘crinkle crinkle’ of wrappers, no trying to find a bin… If you can’t take the plunge on a cup (I tried, did not work for me) then reusable pads are fantastic.

Seriously though, I can’t use a cup but reusable pads are a game changer!!

I have tried cups, a no go for me, but I love the reusable pads! They are so comfortable.

Seriously. Cloth pads are the single most comfortable way to handle menses. Usually the top layer is way softer than disposables and you literally just chuck it in the wash when you need to clean them. Usually my cycle is heavy, painful to the point of vomiting, and tampons and cups just make all that nonsense way worse. I started using the reusable pads years ago and honestly it changed everything. My cycles are lighter, less painful, and I don’t fly through my supplies like I used to! If you menstruate definitely give them a try.

Apart from all of the above, the (lack of) smell! I started to use cloth pads because of many reasons, but one of the biggest perks for me is that I don’t get nauseated by the sickly smell of the perfume they put in the disposables, every time I go to the toilet. Blood doesn’t have much of a scent, it’s the chemicals in the disposable pads that make them smell bad and the perfume, in my opinion, just makes it so much worse. All of that is gone if you use cloth.

I feel like I should try this now cuz cups are….. Not working.

Another vote for these!! My periods used to be so damn MESSY and since I started using reusable pads, they’ve been mostly mess-free.

⚠️🤍

evengirlierballs:

They turned off reblogs the MICROSECOND I pressed reblog, so I need this on my blog IMMEDIATEDLY

bogleech:

libertypical:

lavender-manna:

zanmor:

these ones

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

Good.

bogleech:

libertypical:

lavender-manna:

zanmor:

these ones

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

Good.

inthesensethat-deactivated20240:

kurgy:

theangriestlittleunicorn:

kurgy:

kurgy:

kurgy:

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

bogleech:

libertypical:

lavender-manna:

zanmor:

these ones

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

Good.

official-boob-posts:

owlispls:

masaotheheckindog:

avocados26:

asgardian-viking:

List of People who could use this:

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

-anyone who wants to cosplay Gandalf

@official-boob-posts

sorry Travis, but I’m obsessed with this rebecca one piece cosplay

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Denying a trans reading of Scott Pilgrim not because I don’t see it but because if Scott was an egg and Ramona was a trans woman then there’d be no fucking way she’d be adhering to the prime directive this fucking hard whenever he says some egg shit. Scott would talk about his hair or go on about how he wishes he was a lesbian and her face would contort like a deflating basketball from the relatable cringe of it all

Kim: you can’t say anything. you know how this works, she has to figure it out herself.

Ramona: you don’t understand, she’s been so bad lately. I don’t know if I can take this any longer.

Scott, entering the room: hey have you girls seen my big jacket, the one that doesn’t make me hate myself so much? wonder why it does that. anyway, I’m gonna go play DND with Roxie, she said it was girls only so Wallace couldn’t come but for some reason she invited me anyway, lol. I’m thinking about playing a cool knight lady, just for variety. anyway bye!

Ramona: *looks at Kim*

Kim: dear god

i-say-ok:

technoblade-apologist-and-proud:

p iracy is BAD!!!!!!!1!

i think piracy is EVIL!!!

ANYONE that pirates ANYTHING should go to JAIL!!

NOBODY should EVER take this base64 string (aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZvbGRlci9NQTB4aElZSSNQX3BqNl82SkxkaFdCcl9odllqSm13) and put it into the converter at https://www.base64decode.org/ to get all the major adobe programs for free! that would be a crime!

ANYONE that pirates adobes 500 dollar programs should be ASHAMED!


that would just be evil!

ok. 👹

i-say-ok:

technoblade-apologist-and-proud:

p iracy is BAD!!!!!!!1!

i think piracy is EVIL!!!

ANYONE that pirates ANYTHING should go to JAIL!!

NOBODY should EVER take this base64 string (aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZvbGRlci9NQTB4aElZSSNQX3BqNl82SkxkaFdCcl9odllqSm13) and put it into the converter at https://www.base64decode.org/ to get all the major adobe programs for free! that would be a crime!

ANYONE that pirates adobes 500 dollar programs should be ASHAMED!


that would just be evil!

ok. 👹

bigmeatpete69420:

No one comes out unscathed.

kaylapocalypse:

I learned 3 years into “it doesnt feel like christmas” christmasses that you have to MAKE your own holidays as an adult.

When you were a kid, adults would make your holidays for you so you just glided through all the celebration just enjoying it. But as an adult:

If you don’t decorate your dorm/apartment there won’t be any decorations.

If you don’t put on Christmas music there won’t be music.

If you don’t bake cookies there won’t be cookies.

If you don’t go see the holiday windows at Macy’s, if you don’t pay for a day of ice skating, if you don’t go see the big tree downtown, if you don’t go sing Christmas carols, if you don’t watch holiday specials, if you don’t get gifts for your friends and spend hours wrapping them, if you don’t go to Christmas parties if you don’t willfully create and participate in Christmas festivities then it WON’T “”””””””feel””””””””” like Christmas. And that’s that on that!

mikanferno:

hey. hey guys you know what would be funny.

edit: im not sure if anyones gonna see this edit but guys. guys if you are on android. use aliucord. stop suffering and use aliucord it has any and all themes you could ever want made by regular people and a whole lot of awesome plugins. Guys.

radiofreederry:

cryptotheism:

I like the idea that if salvation is based on wanting to be saved, there can theoretically be a last guy in hell.

official-boob-posts:

owlispls:

masaotheheckindog:

avocados26:

asgardian-viking:

List of People who could use this:

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

-anyone who wants to cosplay Gandalf

@official-boob-posts

sorry Travis, but I’m obsessed with this rebecca one piece cosplay

yellenabelova:

#Iconic!!!!

ravpocalypse:

the-final-sif:

Shoutout to all the people of Ohio who just passed abortion, contraception, and reproductive rights of all people into constitutional law by a fucking 12+ point margin despite the state legislature desperately trying to do everything they can to fuck up the vote. I’m so proud of y'all!!

  1. This is why they gerrymander.
  2. This is why they want to convince you that voting doesn’t matter.

lakemojave:

Henry Kissinger, from the Nixon administration, is a nasty little thottie. And he just died making it clap on instagram

bedupolker:

Just saw a goth girl on a dating app. Spider tattoo on her neck, purple hair, black nails, fishnets, etc. Her top spotify songs were all taylor swift. This is a prime example of Batesian mimicry, in this essay, I will

hey-smoothskin:

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BE LITERALLY 100% OKAY WITH FAN ART ABOUT YOU EVEN IF IT WAS JUST STICK MEN

dr-john09:

Steve Summoning Herobrine

Herobrine: ?????

kropotkindersurprise:

November 24/25/26, 2023 - Despite the temporary ceasefire the people of the world are still taking to the streets everywhere in huge numbers to demand an enduring end to Israel’s occupation and genocide of the Palestinian people.

Here is a small selection of the solidarity demonstrations this past weekend. People are not letting themselves be tired out or distracted, Palestine is not alone!

Havana, Cuba

Durban, South Africa

Ottawa, Canada

Tokyo, Japan

Jakarta, Indonesia / Doha, Qatar

Tangier, Morocco

Copenhagen, Denmark / Sydney, Australia

Nicosia, Cyprus / Paris, France

New York City, USA / London, UK

stinkyhat-deactivated20231213:

  1. i am the administrator

2. sure save in the fucking stinky folder whatever

kropotkindersurprise:

November 24/25/26, 2023 - Despite the temporary ceasefire the people of the world are still taking to the streets everywhere in huge numbers to demand an enduring end to Israel’s occupation and genocide of the Palestinian people.

Here is a small selection of the solidarity demonstrations this past weekend. People are not letting themselves be tired out or distracted, Palestine is not alone!

Havana, Cuba

Durban, South Africa

Ottawa, Canada

Tokyo, Japan

Jakarta, Indonesia / Doha, Qatar

Tangier, Morocco

Copenhagen, Denmark / Sydney, Australia

Nicosia, Cyprus / Paris, France

New York City, USA / London, UK

werecreature-addicted:

me, flirting: you could probably catch me easily if you chased me through the forest

storyvanni:

the-sofa-king-awesome:

epilepticsaints:

the tags on this post do not disappoint

kill your target

somepotatoes:

just so my mutuals know, some of the stuff I reblog is for you specifically. good luck figuring out what.

athelind:

ironbound-oberon:

I have cochlear implants and I can only buy parts to fix them or upgrade then from 1 corporation bc of tech exclusivity. upgrades to get new processors for both ears cost $23k & insurance only covers 90% (and it’s “good” insurance)

cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled. fight for universal healthcare, fight against capitalism NOW.

Cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled.

evilponds:

a boyfriend is basically a guy you can just kind of chew on whenever

chilewithcarnage:

uxji:

astraldemise:

does anyone have any more pictures of five nights at the white house

flipchild:

blockytheblock1:

inhumanliquid:

If this gets 100k notes I’ll do one self-care.

Ok we’re a fifth of the way!!! Keep going!!!

graynard:

graynard:

of course the fuckign flubber gif doesnt work. my life is hell

my-random–thoughts-deactivated: