December 2023

carby:

dipperthedestructor:

dipperthedestructor:

im the prettiest canary in this mine

what the fuck is that smell

Hi

cykestr0gen:

xbuster:

so many good tags on this

incognitopolls:

How do you crack an egg?

Crack on the spatula or other utensil you’re using to cook it

Crack on the edge of the pan or bowl

Crack on the flat of the pan or bowl

Crack on the stove

Crack on the nearest counter/flat surface

Bare hands

Knife

A tool made just for cracking eggs

Some other way

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rna-world:

Members of the factorae family primarily feed on scrap metal left behind in the voulliac mountains. Their diet is not limited to just scrap though, and they’re often considered pests for destroying active machinery.

The research of the factorae is relatively recent, as it seemed unlikely that there was an ecosystem hidden away in the abandoned Outersian/Draconic factories.

  1. A. phagomitis is an incredibly tiny quadreped with strange eating habits. Groups of them will attach themselves to metal with their sharp claws. They will slowly digest it from the outside, creating a pattern of tiny holes in said metal before migrating to a new area to feed.
  2. F. mechamaxillidae is well known, as its powerful jaws make it iconic. They will eat just about anything, preferring to predate the metal of other factorae. Mechamaxillidae live and hunt together in small families of 3-6.
  3. B. vinulimaxae covers itself in a blanket of wires, continuously collecting more and more over the course of its lifespan. They slowly crawl along factory floors, eating whatever small scraps are available. Vinulimaxae are very shy, hiding underneath rusted machinery or old assembly lines, away from where species like mechamaxillidae are unable to reach them

qqchurch:

sandmandaddy69:

starry622:

whale-blanket:

[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: “hi there. uh,” (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) “lieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.”

he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, “pipebomb.” the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]

@miiilowo

talkingheadsfan:

“this is me btw if you even care” well i don’t

dinnerkingdedede:

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I don’t care if anyone else made an audio YTP of this legendary post before me

mercymomentmurdermeasure:

justheretoread-ao3:

faeriekit:

“This fic was ai generated—” Cool, so lemme block you real quick

i immediately thought of this

didyoumeanxianity:

So, uh, now that someone fired a gun outside of a Jewish synagogue and preschool (that was in session) here in the U.S., is now the time we can talk about rising antisemitism on the left in the U.S.?

Because here’s the thing: American Jews have been trying to raise the issue. Over and over and over. And repeatedly we’ve been told we are paranoid, that “real” leftists/progressives aren’t antisemitic, that our pointing out truly troubling language being used by those that identify as anti-Zionist or pro-Palestinian isnt a real issue but is us being secret Zionists and whining to distract from Israel’s wrongdoings…

Jews have been written off, ignored, silenced, and even threatened for bringing up the rising tide of leftist antisemitism and antisemitism in some pro-Palestinian activism. We’ve been told that it isn’t the time, that diasporic Jews’ concerns and fears can’t be addressed right now because of what is happening elsewhere, if, of course, it is even based on reality at all.

Now that shots have been fired outside an in-session Jewish preschool, rooms full of toddlers - not by a neo-Nazi, not by a white supremacist, not by a MAGA idiot, but by someone who shouted “free Palestine” - now can we talk about it?

I can speak only for myself, but I am not asking you not to care about the plight of Palestinians in Gaza, I am not asking you to support the Israeli government. What I am asking you to do is include us in your activism, to listen to us when we tell you that some of the rhetoric being used on the left is dangerous to us, to believe us when we say that there is actual antisemitism on the left.

Because if now is not the time, I suspect that the only time will be when it is too late.

paniniwitharugula:

sheepsbian:

amapola-castellana:

anakinfromaccounting:

anti-egg vegans are always a hoot. like, she’s not using it. it’s not fertilized. it’s going to rot and attract predators. you want me to just throw it in the trash??

its still animal exploitation, is it not?

do you think a chicken with zero emotional attachment to the egg she popped out feels exploited when that egg leaves the coop?

if that unfertilized egg cracked in the pen there’s not a chicken who would wait 0.002 seconds to slurp that shit down raw and unseasoned but I’m supposed to exploit foreign children farming for slave wages and ship all of their staple crops across the world to me instead. and this feels like the moral high ground to them. alright

hiimlayla:

czerwonywilk:

a great change and a great way to execute the idea

pider

perilofthebells:

a-sentient-cup:

ravewing:

happy december everyone

@official-megumin

@spoop-dee-boop

weirdmageddon:

sapphic-haymaker:


sustainable.

abadbowlofsoup:

lekosis:

plumknodel:

no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

And then he pushes the empty glass forlornly off the counter

trashdogultimate:

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

yoursminehourss:

artistofnothing:

yoursminehourss:

yoursminehourss:

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this

can we hit 150k before this piece of shits one year anniversary

capybara-on-the-ezh:

dreamspring:

real

[image id: a tweet saying: yeah sorry we fandomized your concept of a “found family” :/ yeah we cut the thing about creating a network of unconditional love and support transcending the hegemony of a traditional family structure. yeah it’s a found mommy and daddy and siblings now. another tweet saying: y– yeah it’s, uh. it’s problematic to ship the characters we decided were the siblings, even though they’re adults and not related to each other and tehy don’t see each other that way in the text. sorry. end image id]

npdemu:

reblog to blow up an ableist

catmask:

catmask:

catmask:

i think its really funny when people say they don’t like political media and just want something ‘cozy’ and 'discourse free’ then the media theyre talking about is like. miyazaki movies. or the moomins

tove jansson and hayao miyazaki were probably the farthest from being apolitical you can be in children’s animated media it’s just that you saw cute artwork and a pleasant setting/aesthetic and decided to put no further thought into the story you were engaging with

youre right but i think people are going to kill us for you sayng it

khuukhurii:

i want to toss him into a washing machine.

depsidase:

doing-90mph-in-central-london:

fairycosmos:

you actually don’t have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

What's your spotify wrapped you disgusting lug

pjackk:

my only CD i got wont play no more

porquenolostodos:

jatersade:

notajerusalemcricket-deactivate:

calvinandhobbescomic:

uncle max gay little lean moment

Watterson specifically made Uncle Max to explore the possibilities of extended family and then realized that it wasn’t going to work, since the parents don’t have names and so much of the action takes place in Calvin’s head. As such, Max was of course unencumbered and mysterious, we don’t need Aunt Lacey and the damn kids, too.

But, that lack of a heteronormative nuclear family, bits like Calvin asking if he hasn’t met Max because Max was in jail and his Dad admitting that that’s not actually totally unlikely, and genuinely poignant shit like “sometimes I think all my friends have been imaginary,” really do make him seem gay. Especially when you add the time the strips were published to that shirt, the lean, that FUCKING mustache(!) and the proud tradition of gay uncles everywhere.

technofeudalism:

“why do you even know that” i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer

zeebzorb:

itskyatto:

So Google’s delisted NewPipe from their search results…

If you’re looking for a privacy-conscious way to watch Youtube videos (or just don’t wanna see ads lol), don’t fall for any of the scam versions of NewPipe on the playstore that slap a bunch of their own ads into the app!!

You can still find the official version on F-droid!!

You can also find my preferred fork of the project, PipePipe!!

Or you can just use Invidious or Piped in your browser!! You can even install them as web apps!!

Don’t let Youtube nickel and dime you to appease shareholders!! Fuck that shit!!

Spotify is owned by a fascist, surprise 2 nobody. Love newpipe bc u can download anything u want

sosuperawesome:

Sleeping Dragon Neck Pillows // Roamin Bison

cramorant600:

cramorant600:

veeranger:

jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes

Where’s the post about the guy who turned his life around bc of his shrimp? Bc that’s very relevant here

This guy. This makes me so happy

teathattast:

rna-world:

lunarsanctuary:

trial-by-yuri:

blocking you isn’t enough I need to have a tomodachi life style fight with you where we throw shit at each other and also I’m on fire

@plutosoda @twisting-roads

I hope you understand that our tmdl miis have fought before

i watched a youtube video about you recently

pjackk:

i watched rat eat a entire dead fawn like it was chiseling a statue of bones and blood with its teeth recently

ad-wills:

it’s a lot of stuff…

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

that tiktok that’s like “name a single hobby of yours outside of media consumption” she got em a bit why lie

friends in my phone: what are your favorite hobbies that aren’t media consumption?

i love to bake (particularly breads) and i run and hike a lot :) i also! sing and write on occasion

shleemies:

shleemies:

I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual

Idk how people find this old post like once a week but I will say as a closeted 15 year old nothing can describe how much confidence it gave me that everyone agreed with me. That it’s all bullshit. I was so angry and frustrated at the world not taking me seriously, and the thousands and thousands of people reblogging showed me that I wasn’t alone. I wasn’t crazy and heteronormativity is all bullshit. Being queer is as natural as breathing air.

*hundreds of thousands

breelandwalker:

sp00ky-p00ky:

Advocates For Genocide Do Not Get To Plead For Tolerance And They Do Not Deserve “Equal Time.”

You Are Not Required To Tolerate The Intolerant.

Fuck Nazis. Punch Them In The Head.

agentleem:

lixorloveslicorice:

mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415:

mxamalgam:

charlottan:

squingy:

charlottan:

dos anyone want to play cars with me .

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MY TOUYS

Hey hey its okay 🍖 have a meat

Ill fix them

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cursed post

🎷🐛

hobgobknowsbest:

grimiestofbathtubs:

fuckmaster-unlimited:

favorite ship dynamic moodboard

No matter how hard I tried, I could not have predicted this

bacony-cakes:

agentldiddy:

voiddormitorysystem:

voiddormitorysystem:

hey-smoothskin:

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BE LITERALLY 100% OKAY WITH FAN ART ABOUT YOU EVEN IF IT WAS JUST STICK MEN

YES PLS OMG

I don’t really post pics of myself bc of safety reasons, but if someone would draw Cain I’d cry /pos

@agentldiddy, bet

MY GOOBER

(It’s goop, not fuzzy, but still!)

gritty’s baby photos

targent:

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

astoundingbeyondbelief:

beggars-opera:

yeoldenews:

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

animentality:

ladyshinga:

We need a Cabin in the Woods-esque meta horror movie about a small Hallmark Christmas movie town. Some one from that small town is visiting and she’s confused as hell - she grew up in this dumphole, last time she was there it was a mess of poverty and drug use and crumbling infrastructure. She moved away to the city as soon as she could, but it’s only been a few short years since she visited. Now? Every house has a perfect white picket fence, is decorated elaborately for Christmas, every family is smiling and cheerful, everyone is employed but specifically at cute little small shops that the protagonist didn’t think can possibly be sustainable. Like, really, a whole store just for scented pinecones? And yet, Debbie who sells those pinecones has a four-bedroom house and her kids are all wearing the latest fashions. The town square has gone from a quiet half-empty tiny collection of buildings and is now a bustling and beautifully decorated sight to behold. Anyway the whole damn thing is some kind of holiday curse and the protagonist has to solve the mystery while avoiding the hunky man who exclusively sells reindeer-shaped cookies

clowncarcrash:

ovur:

mallomia:

ovur:

saying that something is cringe, is cringe. people can enjoy things i think

I disagree

“we need to stop critiquing media” hall of fame tumblr take

dunmertitty:

beaunydoorin:

this new monster factory is off to a roaring start

this is what cis ppl sound like when they ask trans ppl gender questions

booksandpaperss:

Suzanne collins wrote a trilogy where a main media propaganda strategy was to market a horrific act of violence as a love story to distract ppl and then it got adapted into a box office breaking movie and ppl made it all about the love triangle. so then since they didn’t get the point the first time Suzanne collins wrote a prequel story about the main dictator and she makes it so that you as a reader want it to be a genuine love story so badly even tho it’s so very clearly not and instead feels extremely unsettling to make her point even more meta which then gets adapted into another box office breaking film and now ppl are making romantic snowbaird tik toks. do u think she’s gonna write another book that’s somehow even more blatant or just give up and start executing ppl? hard to say but I wouldn’t blame her for the second one

technikki:

if there’s anything i’ve learned from the current state of social media it’s that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app