December 2023

aleisters:

nicktoonsunite:

shrugs

mousefluff:

myleftpinkytoe:

spooky-someone:

mothmanchronicler:

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

dukeofash:

I LOVE GETTING INTO NEW HOBBIES!!!!!

tamamita:

Based

boibortion:

taxi-davis:

whatisthisplaceidonteven:

necrobob:

That’s not quite true. The reporter behind the story, Daphne Caruana Galizia, was murdered.

(Source here)


To say the Panama Papers accomplished nothing is an insult to Daphne Galizia’s memory. Her work, and the work of the hundreds of other journalists who contributed to the Papers, changed the world.

Disinformation like this is designed to discourage you, to make you feel you’re powerless against the monsters of the world. They want you to feel that way, because they are terrified of your power to make change.

Take your power back. Demand better. Keep fighting for a better world, because a better world is possible.

whatisthisplaceidonteven:

necrobob:

That’s not quite true. The reporter behind the story, Daphne Caruana Galizia, was murdered.

(Source here)


To say the Panama Papers accomplished nothing is an insult to Daphne Galizia’s memory. Her work, and the work of the hundreds of other journalists who contributed to the Papers, changed the world.

Disinformation like this is designed to discourage you, to make you feel you’re powerless against the monsters of the world. They want you to feel that way, because they are terrified of your power to make change.

Take your power back. Demand better. Keep fighting for a better world, because a better world is possible.

company:

blusoldier:

company:

incel-moved-deactivated20210803:

half of this website should learn this

Shut the fuck up

important-animal-images:

ceruleanfuckup:

revscarecrow:

jezabatlovesbats:

editoress:

It’s very possible that the only way to ensure you don’t become a conservative old person is to keep checking whether you’re wrong. Every time. Genuinely mull over the opposing viewpoint even and especially when it’s uncomfortable. You absolutely cannot a) consider yourself safely incapable of terrible principles because you’re a good person, or b) treat a your disgust reaction to something as a moral truth. You can’t get comfortable. Tiring! But you’d rather be tired and choose the right path, you know?

ceruleanfuckup:

revscarecrow:

transfem-juice:

scout90-again:

scout90-again:

scout90-again:

scout90-again:

Going to reblog something incredibly horny and having to stop myself “YOU’RE NOT A FUCKING PORNBLOG YOU HAVE COMPLETELY NORMAL MUTUALS, INCLUDING ASEXUAL ONES”

but also hehe porn

On the other hand, it’s genuinely, and honestly, wonderful when I reblog an absolutely fucking degenerate post and I see a mutual, who I’ve never interacted in a horny context with, fucking likes it or, even better, reblogs it.

I cannot stress enough that being open about your sexuality with others is incredibly fucking healing and I’m so glad I have a lower filter now. Every time I see one of these mutuals do this, it genuinely makes me so fucking happy. Honestly.

A lot of people keep reblogging this fundamentally misunderstanding what I’m saying, so allow me to clarify.

BE HORNY ON MAIN

BE HORNY ON MAIN

BE HORNY ON MAIN

Me routinely

deadthehype:

We need more exchanges like this on Twitter.

alpaca-clouds:

It is funny. Recently I had a transphobe argue to me, that “well, it is all made up! Animals will still not know that you identify as a man”. Which to me is so funny, because while there has never been extensive research done on this topic, there is a lot of anecdotal evidence showing the exact opposite.

As someone who has done a lot of work with animals, I can tell you, that those animals that for one reason or another like one gender more or less than another often show the same loving or hostile behavior towards people completely depending on the gender the people actually identifies as.

“Sure,” some people might say, “because if you take hormons you gonna smell like the gender to an animal.” But that is the funny part. Animals often act according to that with trans adults who are still in egg mode. Who have not come out yet. And nobody knows why and how they can tell.

But some of the harsher animals with a “gender preference in humans” are like the best trans indicators. You have not admitted to yourself you are a guy? Yeah, this cat is gonna hate you anyways. Because this cat hates men.


Sincerely
the guy who got attacked by this one fucking bunny, who didn’t like dudes, several times

flanbolt:

datamancy:

davidpincher:

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

cannibalchicken:

la-vie-en-lys:

clover11-10:

mohabbaat:

december???? what next??? 2024?????

How are we almost at the middle of the decade?!

#…how are we almost at ¼ of the *century*??#prev tags you cant just SAY that

If time can just pass this fast, then I can call it out!

ucantrelate:

minmos:

Screenshot of a Reddit post titled "Just saw one. Now a small clutch of them. What are they?" The photo shows a small pink flower growing within a pile of dead leaves. Seven oblong black beetles are crawling through the leaf litter and on the plant. End ID.ALT
Screenshot of a Reddit comment from user Oliver84Twist. It reads:
"DO NOT TOUCH THESE!

Go inside now and get a glass (preferably shorter, like a low-ball). Put four large ice cubes in it and stick it in the freezer ASAP. When fifteen minutes is up go back outside and pour some bourbon over the cubes.

If you have some steak, throw it on the grill. If not, then enjoy a drink and good weather 👍"ALT

really obsessed

commodore-64:

necromosss:

squeakitties:

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

put that back

xenosagaepisodeone:

we need to normalize making friends like this in real life

alreadyundermygenjutsu:

Give me jelly beans you fuck head

literallyaflame:

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

marinebiologyshitposts:

plaguedocboi:

I’m crying over this picture

goth–moths:

hbmmaster:

hbmmaster:

I keep seeing the “chat is a fourth person pronoun” post and it’s getting increasingly hard to avoid starting discourse in the notes of it. chat I don’t think they know what these linguistics terms they’re using mean

it’s literally just a noun. the reason it grammatically doesn’t feel like it means the same thing as any existing pronoun and must be in a different category is that it’s not a pronoun. it’s in the same class of word as “gang” or “folks” or “ladies and gentlemen”. there’s nothing new going on here it’s just an ordinary noun being used like a noun.

I know I am way, way too invested in this post and the discussion around it, but this kind of shit makes me fume.

The fluidity of language is about new words being created and accepted into the language. It’s about words acquiring new meanings. It could even be about new sentence structures forming. And, yes, it could even possibly be about the division of the English grammatical persons into four, in the distant future.

It is very much not about people completely butchering word classifications, not knowing the difference between a noun and pronoun, not knowing what a grammatical person even is or creating a new, impossible one out of thin air. That’s just ignorance, and you know what else? It’s a whole lot of disrespect for language studies, is what it is.

If you said “new math concepts are being discovered to this day, so if enough people say 3² = 6 it becomes true”, you would be considered a fucking idiot.

If you said “our notions of history change every day, so I can make up anything I want to and you can’t tell me it’s not real”, you would be considered a huge fucking idiot.

For other sciences, it’s generally understood that sometimes people just have no clue what the fuck they’re talking about. The ever-changing nature of knowledge does not mean preconceived, hundreds of years old notions about the area of study suddenly become untrue because you decided so.

Yet, when linguistics enters the picture, we can all do whatever we want. I guess the fact that the general population has control over language also means they have control over its studies and classifications, right? Fuck the rules and everyone’s an expert, because it’s so easy and simple as to be common sense, right?

Well, apparently not, as a single read through these notes would make abundantly clear.

No, chat is not a pronoun, no matter how you spin it. No, “we” is not a fourth person pronoun, it is first person plural and you are mixing up grammatical person with storytelling POV. No, the fourth person does not exist as a separate person from the more common three, and any references to it are just different divisions of English’s (and most languages’) three persons, because those already cover literally everything possible. No, a potential fourth person has absolutely no relation whatsoever to the theatrical concept of a fourth wall. No, “chat” is not unique for being simultaneously singular and plural, this is true for many collective nouns, such as “group”. No, chat is not unique for not requiring an article despite not being a name either (“Congress decided today…”). And no, the kids aren’t literally speaking to an imaginary chat anyway, they are just citing a meme, which is functionally completely identical to “girl, help” or “oh, Ariana, we’re really in it now”, and therefore nothing new.

Anyway, I’m sure I’m being pedantic or whatever, but what I’ve learned the past day is that this site is absolutely full of people who say they want to be writers and love reading, but don’t know basic, 5th grade concepts of grammar and have no respect for linguistics as a science. Shouldn’t be surprising, but oh well.

batshit-auspol:

Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage



Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian Politics

yagamimi-aka-mimi-deactivated20:

nekrops-shaped:

mortimermcmirestinks:

hotvampireadjacent:

What happened to character ask blogs where you’d draw the answers…. You guys used to love that

we gotta do this again. I wanna start this

very true tags by @ardate

I would absolutely keep doing this more if more people engaged

gidianthe:

theres having covid and then theres hauving covid

Want a rootbeer?

pastadoughie:

gauntletqueen:

frottinq:

frottinq:

you people will reblog anything

voiced it <3

acervorevolucionario:

Homem em meio a manifestação, ele está sem camisa e segura uma bandeira da Palestina na mão direita enquanto gira uma pedra em uma funda com a outra mão.ALT
Mulher em meio a protesto na Faixa de Gaza. Ela está com o rosto coberto por uma Kufyia, uma bandeira da Palestina hasteada está presa as suas costas e ela segura um estilingue.ALT
Em meio ao protesto em Gaza, um homem de joelhos na terra segura e aponta um estilingue .ALT
Um homem ao fundo de uma multidão em um protesto em Gaza com a mão direita levantada fazendo o sinal de paz, uma bandeira da Palestina está hasteada acima de sua cabeça, sendo segurada por outro homem.ALT
Um homem palestino com a cabeça coberta por uma Kufyia (lenço palestino) em meio a fumaça de bombas de dispersãoALT
Homem palestino em um protesto em Gaza, em meio a fumaça de bombas. Ele esta ajoelhado no chão e segura uma raquete na mão direita, pronto para rebater uma bomba de gás que vem em sua direçãoALT
Mulher palestina segura uma bandeira da Palestina hasteada em meio a fumaça e areia levantada pela explosão das bombas lançadas por IsraelALT
Duas mulheres palestinas usando um hijab e kufiya se abraçam durante protesto na região de GazaALT
Silhuetas pouco visíveis em meio a fumaça de bombasALT
Duas mulheres palestinas abraçadas chorando sonoramenteALT

Fotos da série Protestos pelos direitos de retorno dos palestinos por Mustafa Hassona, 2018/2019

architeuthisducks-blog:

Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

shepherdnerd:

A tricolour smooth collie looking majestic in an autumn forest. ALT

My favourite photo I’ve taken this year!

creampunkwizard:

sourcreammachine:

charlesoberonn:

endure-ac-survive:

charlesoberonn:

endure-ac-survive:

charlesoberonn:

guysimhuman:

charlesoberonn:

Vatican City isn’t a country. Fuck you.

It doesn’t have a population or community. It has employees. It’s basically just the Catholic Church’s corporate headquarters.

If Vatican City is a country, then Google’s Googleplex office is a country.

And Europe isn’t a continent

Absolutely. Europe is a series of peninsulas on the western tip of Asia.

technically, asia isn’t a continent either. africa, europe and asia (or afroeurasia) are all one giant continent

Not since 17 November 1869.

manmade canals aren’t oceans by any stretch of the imagination

Tell that to the jellyfish.

afroeurasia briefly became a thing again in 2021

nateconnolly:

[Image ID:

A picture that says “A student once asked anthropologist Margaret Mead, “What is the earliest sign of civilization? The student expected her to say a clay pot, a grinding stone, or maybe a weapon. 

Margaret Mead thought for a moment, then she said, “A healed femur.”

The second picture is a news headline. It is bolded and a much larger font. “27-year-old who couldn’t afford $1,200 insulin copay dies after trying cheaper version.”

The third picture is the same font and size as the Margaret Mead quote. It’s a continuation. It says, “A femur is the longest bone in the body, linking hip to knee. In societies without the benefits of modern medicine, it takes about six weeks of rest for a fractured femur to heal. A healed femur shows that someone cared for the injured person, did their hunting and gathering, stayed with them, and offered physical protection and human companionship until the injury could mend.” 

The fourth picture is another headline. It is in a large and bolded type. “Dying man who couldn’t afford to go to hospital after vomiting blood"

The fifth picture is a screenshot of the Margaret Mead story.

Mead explained that where the law of the jungle—the survival of the fittest—rules, no healed femurs are found. The first sign of civilization is compassion, seen in a healed femur. 

The next screenshot is of a slightly different font. The letters are pointier and the lines are a little curvier. It says, “Susan Finley returned to her job at a Walmart retail store in Grand Junction Colorado, after having to call in sick because she was recovering from pneumonia.

The day after she returned, the fifty three  year old received her ten year associate award — and was simultaneously laid off, according to her family. She had taken off one day beyond what is permitted by Walmart’s attendance policy.

After losing her job in May 2016, Finley also lost her health insurance coverage and struggled to find a new job. Three months later, Finley was found dead in her apartment after avoiding going to see a doctor for flu-like symptoms. 

A screenshot of a bold, bigger headline. It says ‘The house always wins’: Insurers’ record profits.

A final screenshot of smaller text with a slightly gray background. It says “We are at our best when we serve others. Be civilized.” /end ID.] 

guerrillatech:

invisible-goats:

kunosoura:

This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people

kids arranging a playdate

pointnclick:

i always forget “fuck” is a bad word. it’s like a brother to me

good-old-gossip:

vexheart:

this is a cry for help lmfao keep boycotting

KEEP BOYCOTTING!!!

creepymutelilbugger:

just fucking with some dinosaurs. some raw forces of nature

fdelopera:

girlactionfigure:

This year, we’re calling Hanukkah what it really is:

Judean Independence Week.

It’s our celebration of 164 BCE when the Jews of Judea kicked the Seleucid Greek army out of the Jewish Temple in Jerusalem. It’s the time Judah Maccabee rededicated and purified the Temple after the Greeks intentionally defiled the Altar with pigs’ blood. This rededication took 7 days, with one day off for Shabbat – hence 8 total days of Hanukkah.

sapphic-haymaker:


sustainable.

slimegirlwarlock:

lakemojave:

catboybignaturals:

catboybignaturals:

scratchy-archive:

predatory-lesbians:

thegreenpea:

lovewithagirl:

darkcomedies:

lakemojave:

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don’t make me spell it out again

[image description: a screenshot of the original post with sections blacked out. the new text reads, “PENINS exploion spell”. /end description]

K

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I’m a fucking idiot

Did your best buddy it’s ok

randomspider:

soulproof:

discord drastically changed it’s UI. please be strong autistic people in my phone

i dont feel so good

ellis-peace:

thatbitchsimone:

thelove-rs:

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

me when there is in fact a deadline

bedupolker:

Half Life lyrics source