December 2023

cannibalchicken:

responsibilitychan:

spageddy:

did jesus get boners?

yes

no

n/a, he had a vagina

See Results

iapislazuli:

it/its pronouns doesnt mean “use they/them for this person if you feel like it” it means it/its pronouns this is non negotiable and i am going to kill you with my fists and teeth

thelooniemoonie:

pansyfemme:

pansyfemme:

pansyfemme:

if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane

meanwhile all the far right commentary catboy youtube channels would have videos titled ‘HAS “MALE CALICO” ACCEPTANCE GONE TOO FAR?’ with the thumbnail of some random calico catboy who was shown in 0.001 second of a popular clothing brand’s pride month ad

there would be a whole other discourse over why we should stop talking about calico catboys when no one knows the struggle of transitioning from a girl orange cat (cute) to a male orange cat (stupid)

regicide1997:

medievalsmithy:

The fact that there was an international outcry over the burning of Notre Dame , but not a single word uttered for the desecration and destruction of worship places, archives and libraries of Gaza and rest of Palestine ,many of which are FAR older than Notre Dame and other buildings in Europe should tell you enough about which countries are deemed worthy of respect and preservation in the West .

milf-adjacent:

a-shiny-garchomp-blog:

somewhatidealname:

this post lives in my head

diabollicallyangelic-deactivate:

RB to give mutuals a little kiss and some garlic bread

teddypoi-qd:

internettythings:

{ID - tweet thread that reads:
Extremely Socially Distant Tom… - “we really overused the this-is-fine dog way too early”
@/nerdyatty - “It was hard to anticipate just how fine things would get.”
END ID}

cipher-fresh:

multipurposetoolguy:

[ID: The “alone on a Friday night? God, you’re pathetic” Sonic the Hedgehog panel edited to have Sonic say “Alone at the edge of a universe humming a tune? God, you’re merely dreaming we were snow.” /End ID]

tiredfemboy:

cosmic-muses:

tranny-physiccs-deactivated2024:

cosmic-muses:

I have discovered that I may be an eensy weensy teeny bit extremely gay

i wonder what makes you say this

No reason :3

squidboypussy:

the autism and the kinks are interacting strangely again <- googling gas masks

oct2pus:

freefreeepalestine-deactivated2:

The White House this night; Biden’s staffers held a vigil/protest for a ceasefire

They risked a lot doing this. These were some of the precautions they had to take:

sillyman-justgoofy:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

The "hmm today I will" meme format, with a person smugly saying:

I feel as though I've been forced to sacrifice my individuality for the sake of being financially stable, and ultimately it's leading to a worse quality of life where I never feel truly happy or fulfilled.

and the next panel has that person wearing a necktie and buttondown, with the caption "*clocks in*"ALT

I made this

is anyone else feeling this

I may delete this later because I don’t like bad vibes on my page, I just wanted to let people know what I’m feeling with this new job because it may be relatable for some people

politijohn:

Source

kingdeath000:

kingdeath000:

“My story has so much gay rep in it!” Awesome. How are you treating your female characters btw

This post blowing up has taught me that a lot of you think that “how are you treating the character” is asking about how they’re treated within the story, not how you, the author, is writing them. I don’t care if your female characters are goddesses or superheroes, do they talk like actual people and not a cardboard cutout with tits stapled on

aevios:

Wishing everyone who thinks gender neutral bathrooms are scary or an impossible to execute fantasy a very Literally Just Go Visit An Alamo Drafthouse.

kitkatsmol:

hollowtones:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

ah, a classic

Papyrus, what's your favourite food?

queerdisagreeable:

undertaleqa:

{ID - a response to the ask, by Toriel and Sans
Toriel - I do not know his favourite food, but… Usually I pack him a cheese sandwich, an apple, and some milk.
Sans - don’t forget to cut the sandwich diagonally
Toriel - Or into a maze.
Sans - with traps.
Toriel … oh! Do you remember when you asked me to buy those little premade lunch packs, and I thought they were for Papyrus…
Sans - nope. those were for me.
Toriel - You did not even make the little pizza. You just ate all the ingredients seperately, like a goblin.
Sans - she was laughing. she thought i looked cool.
Toriel - He looked terrible. He kept groaning.
Sans - yeah, and you looked great after you drank three glasses of wine… and started throwing the pizzas at me like frisbees.
Toriel - Leave
END ID}

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

godofautism:

wtfruk:

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

/nf

taykoutmccleod:

biblically accurate snow angel

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

Some day the indiscriminate mass killing in Palestine is going to be an event in the history books

and people with the exact same intelligence, conscience, and ability to become informed as you or I will be reading about it, and they will think to themselves, how could so many people see that happening and really believe that it was justified, or that the Israeli government had no choice? The internet had been invented by then, right? I just don’t understand how the government got away with killing 15 times the number of people that died in the terrorist attack and saying it was self defense when they said themselves that they were mostly killing innocent civilians that had nothing to do with it. Look, it says it was known at the time that over 6,000 of the dead at that point were children. It just doesn’t make sense.

They will maybe decide, based on the small information the book gives about us, that people in the past were just more ignorant and closed-minded, that we hadn’t yet developed the conscience of the present, because we were Ignorant Past People that didn’t know anything and didn’t have the same morals.

But then again, the book is not written yet. We can still change it.

Condemning the ongoing genocide of Palestinians doesn’t require you to LIKE Hamas or disbelieve the reports of atrocities committed by Hamas. It’s the opposite!

If you think murdering civilians is bad, and if you are angry and horrified that civilians got murdered in the October 7 attack…wow, you’re going to be LIVID to hear what the Israeli government is doing!

Like…basically every bad thing Hamas does, the Israeli government is also doing to WAY MORE PEOPLE, and the Israeli government also has the most powerful nation on earth which is basically a giant pile of weapons, sending it billions of dollars worth of weapons

The question of what group is, in theory or in creed, more evil is not as important as the fact that the Israeli government is currently doing much more evil, and has much more power to do evil without facing consequences.

I’m an American…I thought we liked supporting the lesser of two evils.

(I’m kidding. But more seriously, many people have said it’s necessary to support the lesser of two evils. And look, here are two evils! Which one do you think is the lesser one?)

@spoonie-waagosh The implication of “supporting” one or the other is kidding, my idea of getting the people reading my post to think about what “lesser evil” means is fully serious.

In the USA, with our own politics, many people understand that there is not going to be a candidate that is “good,” that they are all supporting a crooked and cruel system and willing to be responsible for heinous things, but they still grudgingly decide that one candidate is notably worse than the other. We are using a different judgment on Israel and Hamas, where because one did awful things, the other one must be supported at all costs, no matter what the other one is doing. Is that fair? It seems wrong to use nuance on myself and black-and-white on others.

Everyone says “The murders, torture and rapes are terrible and evil, so the Israeli government should have all the bombs it wants” forgetting the important step of considering that the oppressive behavior of the Israeli government has also been responsible for murders, torture and rapes. Just look up what the Palestinians that get imprisoned in detention without trial go through!

A sudden and shocking event of violence gets lots of attention, a slow rasping grind of violence can look deceptively similar to peace, but we have to realize that these violences are not any different.

Both are unacceptable. That means BOTH! That means we have to be resistant to an idea of “peace” that is just making the violence slower and quieter—peace won’t really exist until everyone has equal rights and is treated with dignity

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

Some day the indiscriminate mass killing in Palestine is going to be an event in the history books

and people with the exact same intelligence, conscience, and ability to become informed as you or I will be reading about it, and they will think to themselves, how could so many people see that happening and really believe that it was justified, or that the Israeli government had no choice? The internet had been invented by then, right? I just don’t understand how the government got away with killing 15 times the number of people that died in the terrorist attack and saying it was self defense when they said themselves that they were mostly killing innocent civilians that had nothing to do with it. Look, it says it was known at the time that over 6,000 of the dead at that point were children. It just doesn’t make sense.

They will maybe decide, based on the small information the book gives about us, that people in the past were just more ignorant and closed-minded, that we hadn’t yet developed the conscience of the present, because we were Ignorant Past People that didn’t know anything and didn’t have the same morals.

But then again, the book is not written yet. We can still change it.

Condemning the ongoing genocide of Palestinians doesn’t require you to LIKE Hamas or disbelieve the reports of atrocities committed by Hamas. It’s the opposite!

If you think murdering civilians is bad, and if you are angry and horrified that civilians got murdered in the October 7 attack…wow, you’re going to be LIVID to hear what the Israeli government is doing!

Like…basically every bad thing Hamas does, the Israeli government is also doing to WAY MORE PEOPLE, and the Israeli government also has the most powerful nation on earth which is basically a giant pile of weapons, sending it billions of dollars worth of weapons

The question of what group is, in theory or in creed, more evil is not as important as the fact that the Israeli government is currently doing much more evil, and has much more power to do evil without facing consequences.

I’m an American…I thought we liked supporting the lesser of two evils.

(I’m kidding. But more seriously, many people have said it’s necessary to support the lesser of two evils. And look, here are two evils! Which one do you think is the lesser one?)

@spoonie-waagosh The implication of “supporting” one or the other is kidding, my idea of getting the people reading my post to think about what “lesser evil” means is fully serious.

In the USA, with our own politics, many people understand that there is not going to be a candidate that is “good,” that they are all supporting a crooked and cruel system and willing to be responsible for heinous things, but they still grudgingly decide that one candidate is notably worse than the other. We are using a different judgment on Israel and Hamas, where because one did awful things, the other one must be supported at all costs, no matter what the other one is doing. Is that fair? It seems wrong to use nuance on myself and black-and-white on others.

Everyone says “The murders, torture and rapes are terrible and evil, so the Israeli government should have all the bombs it wants” forgetting the important step of considering that the oppressive behavior of the Israeli government has also been responsible for murders, torture and rapes. Just look up what the Palestinians that get imprisoned in detention without trial go through!

A sudden and shocking event of violence gets lots of attention, a slow rasping grind of violence can look deceptively similar to peace, but we have to realize that these violences are not any different.

Both are unacceptable. That means BOTH! That means we have to be resistant to an idea of “peace” that is just making the violence slower and quieter—peace won’t really exist until everyone has equal rights and is treated with dignity

shetheyslain:

Viable transgendered careers and why I cannot pursue them

Video essayist ❌ - cant read

Dj ❌ - only song I know is twinkle twinkle little star

Model ❌ - I’m too pretty it wouldn’t be fair to the other girls

Sad gitar singer ❌ - can’t spell gutar

Furry programmer ❌ - my hair is too thick and luscious to wear the cat ear headset

teacup-captor:

HAVE WE LEARNT

NOTHING

shopwitchvamp:

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martinkhall:

maladi0401:

:

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

Duck in a Top Hat Thursday, y’all!

Happy Duck in a Top Hat Thursday. OP only has themselves to blame when this has 10,000+ posts and is posted every Thursday.

OH DONT YOU DARE

reblog the Duck in a Top Hat on Duck in a Top Hat Thursday to wake up tomorrow surprised to find yourself surrounded by gold coins!

shopwitchvamp:

:

martinkhall:

maladi0401:

:

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

Duck in a Top Hat Thursday, y’all!

Happy Duck in a Top Hat Thursday. OP only has themselves to blame when this has 10,000+ posts and is posted every Thursday.

OH DONT YOU DARE

reblog the Duck in a Top Hat on Duck in a Top Hat Thursday to wake up tomorrow surprised to find yourself surrounded by gold coins!

hattyhatterson:

idk lmao


og image

whydidisavethistomyphone:

wolfythewitch:

How does this keep happening to me

When you find cool art from an otherwise highly toxic fandom

cipher-fresh:

atombombtom:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

we studied this post in my english lit course

[ID: Tweet from Berwyn Choobs (@/ sabantonFan69) on 11/18/22 reading: “Hewwo?” (pleading face emoji) a woman feels a tug on her pants at the club and looks down to see me, a man a mere half a foot tall drinking a tinenken, a beer made for mini men.

“Have u heard of Bruce Sprinky? He’s like Springsteen but for lil guys like me!”

She palm strikes my nose into my brain /End ID]

can i help you colonel

Why is it written like that but pronounced Kernel???

teacup-captor:

HAVE WE LEARNT

NOTHING

predatory-lesbians:

tomboyhousewife-deactivated2024:

queer people who have done zero self reflection when they see someone who doesn’t look fem in their space

ACTUALLY FUCKING THO

iamthecrows:

headspace-hotel:

kaijuno:

I don’t think that’s a comforter. Maybe more of a discomforter.

fear and hunger boss fight

fandomshatepeopleofcolor:

icedsodapop:

The devil works hard but the Hollywood propaganda machine and the White liberals who take part in it work harder.

Oh but hold on, it gets worse:

I cannot stress how utterly disgusting it is that a White man literally possesses the rights to MLK’s speeches.

White liberals ain’t shit.

- mod sodapop

flagellant:

minnow-doodle-doo:

kinda going through it rn

we can’t be mountains all the time sometimes we need to be small enough to be held in both hands also

fresh-snow:

Nelson Mandela was in USA’s terror watchlist until 2018. The guy who fought against apartheid state of South Africa, won a Nobel peace prize, became a president, a beloved character across the globe was in the terror watchlist of USA. So I wouldn’t actually take murica’s opinion about labeling a person or group of people as terrorists. Chances are they’re actually fighting for the freedom of their country.

That’s why they call Hamas terrorists instead of freedom fighters. In their eyes The Nelson Mandela was a terrorist.

Anyways as Nelson Mandela said

Free Palestine 🇵🇸🍉

driftinginburgerland:

hungryfictions:

don’t you know it’s not good for your hair to wash it every day. you have to use sulfate and paraben free shampoo. you have to wash your hair with conditioner instead. you should stop washing your hair for a month because actually your scalp has the natural ability to maintain itself. greasy hair can make your acne worse so make sure you wash it every day. you have to use this three step regiment on your face EVERY SINGLE night. buy this $70 serum and use it with the 10 other serums you have but don’t combine them. don’t use anything on your face except a gentle cleanser and moisturizer. do NOT use moisturizer on your face you are DESTROYING your skins natural moisture barrier! acne is just for teenagers you’ll grow out of it :) oh no but adult acne is sooooo common. just take birth control and your acne will go away. cut out all sugar and dairy and your acne will go away. actually those studies are fake, get light therapy treatments instead. take accutane and your acne will go away, only a couple of those kids killed themselves! shave your armpits because it looks better. if you shave your armpits you’re not a feminist. actually shaving your armpits is for HYGIENE. wax your legs. wax your bikini line. but waxing any part of your body can give you ugly ingrown hairs and permanently damage your skin and follicles and besides that’s the patriarchy. (but get laser hair removal instead.) don’t have an eating disorder because that’s too much but definitely do intermittent fasting. don’t eat carbs. don’t eat sugar. don’t eat fat. actually your brain uses carbs as its main energy source. actually fat is necessary but only good fat. you have to DRINK MORE WATER!!! drinking 8 glasses of water per day is a myth. burn fat and get toned by doing these exercises. but cellulite is natural and 99% of women have it so you HAVE to embrace it. take diet pills. ummm don’t you know those are meth?? take NATURAL diet supplements for weight loss. take THESE vitamins to cure your depression and clear your skin and make you better at sex and make your vision better and speed up your metabolism and make your digestion better and make you focus better. i know the ONLY right answer but you have to pay me for it. follow my blog! listen to my podcast! subscribe to my email newsletter! buy my snake oil!!

ashes2caches:

sir, a second guilty gear character has hit the tumblr transfems

cottoncandylesbo:

bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)

pigeon-cave:

Diagrams are helpful to me

sexhaver:

tilthat:

TIL when Italian researchers gave lab rats MDMA (ecstasy) and played loud music, they broke out in a full blown orgy.

via reddit.com

okay but what did the rats do?