ship of Theseus dumb af conundrum. If I got my body replaced with a cool ass robot body the least of your worries should be if anything original of myself remains you should worry about the lasers
Can’t stand how people will learn that humans are related to Pokemon and somehow come to the conclusion that different people are different types. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
🍑 pechaberrysoda
there are literally so many fighting type people what are you even talking about lmao
🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Your genetic make up doesn’t just magically change type because you took a karate class. Do you also think your Charizard is a Grass type now because it learnt Solar Beam?
✨ ace-trainer-luna
But aren’t Psychic type people a thing? Some humans have telekinetic powers, I’m pretty sure there are a few gym leaders who have them. There are even rare cases of children born with psychic abilities.
🌸 cynthiasfuturewife
that’s still just learning moves
🌌 mistyterrain
As an actual Psychic type, this post is really disheartening to see. The fact that people who still refuse to acknowledge the existence of psychics are so common is just shocking. We exist!
☣ deathtounova
no one’s refusing to acknowledge the existence of shit, you just don’t know how types work
🌌 mistyterrain
The sheer ignorance on display here, it’s obvious you’re just mad you’re a normal type lol.
☣ deathtounova
how bout i karate chop your ass and we’ll see how “not very effective” it is
🌌 mistyterrain
Typical physical attacker brutishness, resorting to violence as usual
🦧 return-to-mankey
didn’t you claim you manifested the kyogre disaster in hoenn?
⚡ electrictypesfuckyeah
WHAT
🥀 cradilyzone
Actual professor here! Genetically, all humans are Normal types, though some of our relatively recent ancestors were Psychic. Part of what let us succeed as a species was reutilizing the brain power originally used for psionics to language and tool use. We do still have some vestigial psychic power that can be trained, though it’s quite weak compared to most Pokémon. As for those born with psychic powers, this is considered nowadays to be like an egg move, passed down from parent to child. And no, obviously learning Fighting moves doesn’t make you a Fighting type, there is no way for a human to change their type.
🌔 hexmaniac
my grandma became a ghost type
🔶️ bigjiggly
I-
🔞 mega-miltank
What about swimmers though, they’re water type, right?
I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.
god help me my aunt’s entire fucking church got here right as my transgender ass decided to join my cousins in the pool 😭 girl i am BINDER OUT right now this is NOT the time
had to walk back into the house RIGHT as all of them were gathered in a circle in prayer and yes all of them turned to stare at me. it’s been a day y’all (<- it’s not even 5 pm)
love characters who are like “this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i’m wrong i have to face what i’ve done // if i’m wrong i have to face whats been done to me) ”
This trait is much more endearing in fiction than in my mother.
you know what? i dedicate this doodle sheet to you, tumblr user heliacal-paladin. you’ve won
still couldn’t resist leaving some claws in
SHUT THE FUCK UP
STOP BULLYING ME
I feel like this post is gonna be a tumblr heritage post one day
oh no
It has; already appeared in 2 YouTube videos and one of my friends who has never used tumblr before knows of this post.
Roxy I’m sorry to say that I first knew you from Reddit and only discovered your Tumblr because amogus euthanasia was on every tumblr and furry subreddit
oh my god.
I have a morbid curiosity about what furries think of this post.
hey, i’m a furry! plenty of my friends are furries! we all think this post is super funny lmao
Only 32% of Americans agree that “the U.S. should support Israel,” down from 41% last month. They are now fewer than those saying “the U.S. should be a neutral mediator,” which rose from 27% to 39%.
Americans oppose sending weapons to Israel, 43%-31%.
68% agree that “Israel should call a ceasefire and try to negotiate,” including ¾ths of Democrats and half of Republicans.
USAmericans: Now is the time to apply pressure to your elected representatives. It’s an open secret that Washington is only allowing this because they think their propaganda can keep us down for another few months/years. Let Genocide Joe know he’s losing votes by the millions.
Her name is Katalin Karikó. Hungarian. Daughter of a butcher. Her thesis work became the basis of the mRNA vaccine technology. Read the article here.
My favorite bits from the article include how Dr. Kariko celebrated the fact that the vaccines that used her mRNA research worked
“On Nov. 8, the first results of the Pfizer-BioNTech study came in, showing that the mRNA vaccine offered powerful immunity to the new virus. Dr. Kariko turned to her husband. “Oh, it works,” she said. “I thought so.”
To celebrate, she ate an entire box of Goobers chocolate-covered peanuts. By herself.”
I sincerely hope she is recognized more than she currently is.
“yeah gender is infinite and all but you can only have 1 of 4 sexualities and if you label your sexuality in a way i deem wrong you’re a bad person” genuinely how some of you sound sometimes.
someone explain to me why i cant make up a sexuality that best suits myself when i can do exactly that with gender, especially when gender and sexuality are intrinsically linked. it blows my mind that a lot of you still care what cishets will think of this.
obviously people steal things from other people it’s one of the oldest tricks in the book but it still always surprises me to learn that people plagiarise because my introduction to the concept was basically being told that if i ever plagiarised anything i would be executed by firing squad and my head would be removed and displayed on a spike outside the walls of the hallowed academic institution i was attending as a warning to others
yeah man sorry i kicked you in the balls last night for an hour i until you threw up i thought thats what sex was. why didnt you tell me to stop. oh you thought that was what sex wwas too. yeah. sorry, again.
*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*
*clicks the citation*
*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”
The silliest thing about modern anthro stuff is assuming herbivores wouldnt be all about eating meat. What do you think wild herbivores do when they need extra protein
I don’t fucking care for Beastars or any of your loser herbivore vs carnivore racism anthro shit I just want a cartoon chicken person lay an egg and fry it and eat it as their roommate looks on mildly disturbed
You say that as if 1) most mammals didnt have periods at all and 2) mammals didn’t love eating placenta. and their own Actual children as well if the situation calls for it. No, the issue at hand is that there are eggs in the fridge and this chicken went for something that’s come out of their anus. I mean it’s efficient, but it’s also certainly a choice.
Imagine it’s 1875 and you just finished composing “In The Hall Of The Mountain King” and now you’re describing your masterpiece to the public like “my song stinks like cow shit and viking dick sweat and I fucking hate listening to it but don’t worry guys I was just being ironic”
im sorry to be beggin during christmas season but at this point a third of my moms paycheck will just go towards covering debts and we cant make any more of those. please help if u can.
p*ypal.me/daveles
please we need help with groceries and necessities;;
Once again, I am BEGGING people to realize that tumblr tags are a filing system and not a visibility metric.
One does not come to tumblr to tag-spam for notes and get popular. There is no algorithm here. There is no monetization here. There are no influencers here.
This is where every other social media system comes to die. And we cackle and roast marshmallows on the pyre like the gremlins we are.
If you tag-spam to get your post seen by as many people as possible you are actually getting blocked by a bunch of people pissed off that you shoved an unrelated post into a tag they were looking through for relevant content. You also are going to be reported by people for spam. Because you are spamming.
Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.
“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”
downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because
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is such a funny sequence
i find most people who haven’t seen it in person don’t know that cairo is RIGHT THERE
I loved these perspectives so I took some of my own when I was in Cairo and yeah, they’re literally just. Right there. Pass em on your way to work, nbd
No, y'all don’t even understand.
There is literally a Pizza Hut across the street from the pyramids.
That Pizza Hut among other things is why Egyptologists laugh their asses off when we see another piece of media where the protagonists get “lost in the desert near the pyramids”, because it’s like… just turn around my dudes you’re only a seven min walk away from the nearest fastfood shop
“Israel’s Defense Military says its forces have seized about five million Israeli Shekels in cash (approximately $1.33 million) in their operations in the Gaza Strip, adding that the money would be put into Israel’s treasury.
🔴 Live updates: aje.io/ta7tnw”. [attachment: stock photo of a pile of Israeli Sheckle notes captioned “live updates war on gaza]
The Tweet is replied to by @/AShihipar which says "so they looted those houses”. End ID 1]
[ID 2: excerpt from the Geneva Conventions: “xvi. Pillaging a town or place, even when taken by assault;” End ID 2]
I don’t know who needs to hear this but your brain is lying to you and you don’t need to wait until there’s a round number on the clock to go the fuck to bed or start that project or eat a meal.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but your brain is lying to you and you don’t need to wait until there’s a round number on the clock to go the fuck to bed or start that project or eat a meal.
reminder that if you’re questioning your gender, “what do I want?” and “what will make me happy?” tend to be much more useful questions than “what am I, really?”
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