Anyway I saw a TERF blog say “there are hardly any gay men on Tumblr, probably because men don’t use the internet except to talk about video games and spread misogyny” djshdjdjdjddn
Guys, Elon released his stupid AI on Twitter and the first thing his idiot devotees did was ask it if trans women are really women and they are losing it over getting the correct answer back.
Now it’s recounting Elon’s lies for people too
This may be the only AI bot I’ve ever liked.
It’s roasting him now.
“You’re the human equivalent to a Tesla on autopilot: you think you’re going places, but you’re just a danger to everyone around you” is to fucking funny to be ai generated. That shit has got to be either lifted wholesale from somewhere else or this bitch is alive
are pokemon sentient enough that I could send my Scrafty to the store with a shopping list and money and he’d be allowed to shop by himself when he gets there
my shiny Scrafty in the cold aisles trying to decide on cheese
Considering the Ibis are indigenous here and the cane toads are not, this is FANTASTIC news. The cane toads are seriously disrupting some fragile ecosystems, and previously there haven’t really been any predators for them (other than e.g. my mother swerving to hit them when we go up north to visit rellos).
in more “israel is a terrorist state” news, you might have already heard that they targeted al jazeera journalist wael el dahdouh and his cameraman samer abu daqqa in an airstrike on another UN school refugees were sheltering in yesterday, dec 15. you might have already heard that wael was able to get out and walk ten minutes while injured until he found a car to take him out. samer could not walk and was left to bleed out. al jazeera had a counter for how many hours he was left to bleed out while they pleaded with the red cross, any international body, anyone, to intervene. nobody could get through the israeli snipers and bombardment of anyone who tried to rescue him. after six hours he died.
you might not know that three emergency workers were also killed trying to rescue him. ramy bedeir, nour saqr and hosny nabhan were all murdered by israeli forces when they went to rescue a photojournalist bleeding out in a bombed UN school.
these are some of the everyday practices of genocide. just constant, unending, state-sanctioned murder of palestine’s bravest.
“all zelda games are bad” clearly you’ve never played horsequest
ok so explanation of horsequest:
9 months ago i figured out how to glitch majora’s mask 3D to let me remotely control epona; i then got epona into places they’re not supposed to be and posted pictures to miiverse claiming i was playing “horsequest”
people moving to tumblr from twitter please fucking reblog art likes literally dont do anything except make the artist upset bc they have 2 reblogs and 55 likes
yes this includes fanfiction, gif sets, edits, etc.
theres this one person who reblogs this post like 20 times a day and then sometimes will also reblog it like 200 times at once and also anytime it appears on their dash they apparently will queue it again too and i just want you all to know that you pissed them off real bad and that should be your sign to reblog art actually. for them
heyyyyy followers and mutuals who think this only applies to people from twitter:
I saw the “AD BLOCK IS NOT ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE” popup on YouTube only for it to immediately disappear within a half second. I felt like a lady being shielded by the great knight sir Firefox from a terrible bowmans arrow.
This is really funny. Don’t worry Mr. Asian water monitor, I saw your hat
This is obviously a joke, and it’s really funny, but just in case - in this video, it looks like the people filming did a lot of things right here. They’re a bit closer than I’d have liked, but they didn’t try to pet or harass the monitor. Monitors are awesome, but big ones like this can be very dangerous, and it’s never smart to bother wildlife but that’s doubly true for monitors.
im sorry to be beggin during christmas season but at this point a third of my moms paycheck will just go towards covering debts and we cant make any more of those. please help if u can.
p*ypal.me/daveles
please we need help with groceries and necessities;;
Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I’ve got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is
In the second Sonic movie, he refers to him self as ‘hedgehog of the house’ in Tom’s absence instead of ‘man of the house’ further implying his gender is hedgehog
not “he” as in “he/him” but “he” as in “hedgehog”
This post went in a completely different direction I imagined because at first I thought those were Sora and Kairi from Kingdom Hearts
i love you wasps i love you flies i love you beetles i love you moths i love you non-bee pollinators i love you “uncharismatic” organisms who nonetheless carry our ecosystem on your backs
It’s genuinely telling that any animal that’s even slightly inconvenient to people inspires this kind of extreme irrational rage and even more telling that people are somehow proud of this reaction instead of rightly ashamed. I’ve been stung by wasps before. The most recent time I remember is when one flew down my shirt one summer and, I presume, panicked at the prospect of getting crushed to death by an animal a thousand times its size. Do you know what happened? It hurt a bit for an hour or two, then went away. I’ve been hurt worse stubbing my toe.
Wasps are willing to defend themselves, and not even particularly effectively. But they’re willing to hurt humans, and our measured response to an animal being willing to hurt us is condemning their entire species to death on sight and fucking revelling in every kill. Pure anthropocentrism brain in action. A lot of people claim to like nature, but only like the fucking terrarium version of it which has every thorn plucked off, every tooth pulled and claw filed down and everything that stings or sucks drowned in DDT.
God, I was just gonna write a sentence or two to get my thoughts out but I’m fucking incensed now. We love wasps here! We love wasps!!!
To top it all off, we made wasps the way they are in the first place. By “we” I mean land vertebrates as a whole, since it was somewhere around the Jurassic that the first social bees and wasps emerged as we know them today, but land vertebrates are a pretty small insular group we belong to and our own five-fingered hands aren’t clean here either.
Anything capable of obtaining bee or wasp larvae will eat them, including the majority of birds, raccoons, weasels, arboreal marsupials, bears, squirrels, and ALL primates including all our hominid ancestors and our very own species have eaten wasp grubs for their entire evolutionary history. Many human cultures fell out of the practice of eating insects in general, but wasp larvae are such a perfect food that there are even still places where humans grow and harvest them on purpose! These are wasp boxes in Kushihara, Japan, where a lot of people keep them in their backyards and collect all the grubs at the end of the season:
This is because wasp larvae are just about the fattest, juiciest, softest nuggets of pure fat and protein in the entire animal kingdom. here’s a photo where you can see their dopey little faces up close, and guess what?? That’s all they have! Their faces are their only “armored” part, and only barely! They are plump, legless, unprotected blobs of food who own nothing to their name but one slightly crispy face! They’re the little guys with only a face!!! In all the world!
Every danger to an organism puts the pressure of natural selection on it. All the organisms sharing an ecosystem are selectively breeding one another’s characteristics just by existing together. So now here’s a kind of animal who has the MOST EDIBLE BABIES IN THE WORLD, and you and your ancestors all the way back to tiny proto-rodents knew that. The wasps who survived this constant assault were the wasps who were the best at defending those super delicious babies, and now that’s why you (the general you, not any one particular person here) think they’re “mean” and “aggressive.” Your entire family spent hundreds of millions of years slorping down their babies like free popcorn, forcing their gene pool to give them ever more painful stingers and more territorial behavior and then some of us walked in and said “wow, why are those things being assholes”
Most Dutch people under 40 hate the Dutch language and will take any chance to speak English instead so to go up to one and start talking to them in Dutch is, like, rude
This was not crystallized by the ocean. People. No. This is why artist credit is SO DAMN IMPORTANT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE MISINFORMED HERE.
Alexis Arnold is an artist who creates crystallized books. Her work is amazing and beautiful, she’s made dozens of these.
This particular one was not made by her, however, it was actually created by Catherine McEver - who was inspired to try it after seeing a show of Alexis Arnold’s work. It’s literally the first picture on Google image results if you search for “crystallized books” and she posted about it on her blog showing other process shots as she made it.
TWO DIFFERENT WOMEN ARE BEING DEPRIVED OF CREDIT FOR THEIR CREATIVITY BECAUSE THIS FALSE INFORMATION IS BEING SPREAD. FUCK THAT.
Considering how many times I’ve seen the uncredited post on my dash I’m finally going to reblog it, with the proper credits.
Leathers and furs are 1000% more environmentally friendly than any petrochemical fabric lmfao.
wool tho, wool is murder. did u know they get these big strong lesbians to manhandle the sheep while theyre being sheared? pisses me off. that should be me!!! i should be getting manhandled by big strong lesbians!!!! boycotting wool until this is addressed tbh
My mother worked in a shearing shed and I wish she wasn’t homophobic, to show her this reblog.
[July, 2021. I am in what appears to be a normal government building in northern Virginia. It could have passed for any one of the many nondescript office buildings in the area, only notable to those who know what they’re looking for. Once past security, I am led by security guards that look just a little more serious than you’d expect to an office door with “Asst. Director Carter” engraved on the door plate.
Carter himself is a slight African American man, in his 80s, his hair shock white. He moves slowly as I am ushered inside, bushy eyebrows raised for a moment as he puts down some papers and regards me.]
I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.
You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!
