guys. neil shubin is the person who discovered the tiktaalik. neil shubin, actual paleontologist, discoverer of the evolutionary link between land and sea, tweeted about a minecraft mod that has his discovery in it.
I keep forgetting that “hi I’m johnny knoxville and this is a ceaseless hell of our own making” isn’t like a big tumblr meme bc it’s a screenshot from mancrushes dot com that my friend sent me once that only we know about. That doesn’t stop me from saying it every day tho.
since i saw that accessibility post floating around here’s a contrast checker where you can just pop in any two colors and see if they pass modern standards, and here’s a tool from the same site that lets you just scan an entire web page for accessibility errors
note: i’m not an accessibility expert by any means, these are just some tools that helped me
i’m seeing people losing hope for palestine i’m begging you seriously please don’t. the death toll is high but there are still people alive, there are still journalists risking everything to make sure the world sees what is happening. please continue protesting if you have the option to, keep demanding for a ceasefire and keep talking about palestinians both alive and dead. you have to keep going until the very end or else you really did fail them.
i’m seeing people losing hope for palestine i’m begging you seriously please don’t. the death toll is high but there are still people alive, there are still journalists risking everything to make sure the world sees what is happening. please continue protesting if you have the option to, keep demanding for a ceasefire and keep talking about palestinians both alive and dead. you have to keep going until the very end or else you really did fail them.
The more the bear identity is mainstreamed, the more it gets sanitised. The more you get people insisting it doesn’t mean what it means, that it’s just for “buff and mayyybe a little chubby” “dad bod” “strongman build” whatever euphemism they can to deny fat men a place in their own community.
Fat hairy gay men built this place for themselves and now you’re barging in and pretending they never belonged there.
i dont know if this has been posted before. i’m sure it has. but when i did a search for “jerma dick” and “dick jerma” and “ultraviolet dick jerma” i didnt get any results so i’m just gonna post it anyway
I keep seeing the “chat is a fourth person pronoun” post and it’s getting increasingly hard to avoid starting discourse in the notes of it. chat I don’t think they know what these linguistics terms they’re using mean
most insane tumblr experience by far is coming across a post from the mid 2010s that has permanently altered the brain chemestry and life course of you and several of your friends and aquaintances and realizing it only has like 1200 notes
most insane tumblr experience by far is coming across a post from the mid 2010s that has permanently altered the brain chemestry and life course of you and several of your friends and aquaintances and realizing it only has like 1200 notes
gentle reminder that I do my art for ME!! i am on nobody’s payroll and i have no obligations to cater to ANYONE!!! so fair warning: if you send me negative shit, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!i ain’t got time for this bad energy. peace
if someone is making you feel bad or harassed, block/mute them.
your mental health is more important than internet followers
I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade
Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.
The nerd from The Polar Express is completely fucking wrong when he talks about the engine. He says the engine is “a Baldwin 2-8-4 S3-class Berkshire type steam locomotive built at the Baldwin Locomotive Works in 1931 and weighs 456,100 pounds”
This is what he *said* the Polar Express is..👇
Vs. What The Polar Express actually is…
Pere Marquette 1225 N-class 2-8-4 Berkshire type. Built by *Lima* Locomotive Works in *1941* and weighs 802,500 lb (364,000 kg)
[video description: person on camera inhales on the party blower, not making any noise and simulating taking a drag off a cigarette. Then exhales as someone off-camera blows into their own party blower, making the sound. Person on camera loses their shit and everyone laughs. End description]
i am fascinated by how the “creepy or wet gym” bot post and “wireless controller has wires inside” greentext have merged over time into this combination of the two. it’s like a business merger that nobody knows happened
Extremely funny forever how “pee is stored in the balls” got turned into wholesome shit like “love is stored in the cat” or whatever. Like do you guys even realize. The balls
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