December 2023

cum-rade:

calling the cops on an unhoused person for being weird/rude/“scary” in public is so weird to me on such a fundamental level… like even before you get to political beliefs about jail and homelessness, you are beefing with a dude who has to live on the sidewalk. like sorry if he was rude to you dude sorry if he made you uncomfortable but to be fair he lives and sleeps on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if hes being too mentally unwell on the street late at night but like you gotta understand that he lives on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if he seems a little bit “off” today dude i think maybe its because he lives on the fucking goddamn sidewalk

supreme-leader-stoat:

rogha:

politijohn:

Source

Source

in defense of the panera founder who said this. he was trying to say the idea that employers are motivated by this. is dumb as shit.

herigo:

infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:

hey come here a second . ignore the noise just come here

keep ignoring the noise pspspspsps come here don’t look up

little closer yeah hi *into a walkie talkie* DEPLOY THE CRAB get crabbed idiot

maysonislands:

catmask:

‘you wouldn’t pirate a-’ i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

Spotify? Google play? iTunes Store? This bad boy comes with 8 gigs of crime to fit all your stolen shit AND radio

theauthor27:

Me entering a conversation.

Ok but Sidenote I was gonna tag this as something but I decided not to but weird I found is that if you put “I us” in the tag bar the first thing it recommends is “I use my baby as my fast track ticket”.

my-random–thoughts-deactivated:

everythingfox:

Friendship with sun started

(via)

997:

reading this was more cathartic than expected

monkeywiki:


sometimes reading the comments is worth it

krudman:

collectivenothingness:

collectivenothingness:

the game award categories for big studios should really be something like

“Thrived despite horrible optimization and insane system requirements”

“Largest Install of the Year”

“Fastest Crash and Burn”

“Best Early Access”

“Funniest Bug”

“Greediest microtransactions”

“Most Pointless Open World”

“Highest Polygon Count”

“Most Customers Duped into Pre-Ordering”

“Most Dishonest Trailer”

“Most pointless live service game”

“Most crossovers”

“Longest crunched studio”

“worst studio retention rate”

“Most layoffs”

“Biggest merger”

hotvampireadjacent:

hypotheticalpeople:

A guy who doesnt want or need to use grammatical articles due to a chosen variation on the English language. When an occurence of the dude asking a question like “when’s day of week?” some of the people without a great enough understanding of the man get a kind of the semantic confusion.

shiftythrifting:

behold the sneaker heels, or as I call them: sneels

almost-a-recluse:

the-haiku-bot:

krudman:

wingwaver:

wingwaver:

wingwaver:

I don’t usually click tumblr ads but that site has a lot of great drawing refs tbh

like look at these

there’s gotta be at least one you wanna see your ocs or blorbos in

so glad this is resonating with transmasc tumblr too… men should in fact be able to get a lil slutty outfit as a treat

Throwing this on my blog like one might throw raw meat to the piranhas.

Feed, my children.

Throwing this on my

blog like one might throw raw meat

to the piranhas.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

why do the clothings have holes

beastwhimsy:

Hi everyone!! I’m trying to help my friend @miiilowo. milo, his mum and his cats are in a really awful situation. His mum no longer has a job and they have no way to afford rent for the parking space for their RV. Both of them suffer from chronic pain and it is very difficult to find any work in their situation. More info here as well as the link to donate: https://www.tumblr.com/miiilowo/736191810919104512/im-in-financial-trouble-again-boys-really-badly?source=share

The reason I’m posting this to my art account is because I know that giving money to strangers isn’t always appealing, so I’m here to offer an incentive!! all prices in USD.

$5-10: shoulders up sketch!
$20+: fullbody sketch!
examples below

something else I can offer is art like this for $15+:

DM me, let me know what kind of art you want and how much you’re donating!! I can get started once I see proof of donation!


I wish I could offer more but I’m burnt out from finishing up high school!! please consider donating, DM me if you want a sketch, and please sent the amount owed directly to milo’s gofundme. he means a lot to me and its awful that he’s in a situation like this.

I will try and finish these for each person who donates as quickly as possible, hopefully before the end of december. I have a lot of schoolwork so I appreciate your patience!!

REBLOG IF YOU CAN’T DONATE!!! lets get this out there and help my friend!! milo hi you are so powerful. we can do this!!

cryptotheism:

sexhaver:

spectre777:

okay i thought this was a joke but i googled it and Protestants are really out here using literal smoke machines and stage lights and lasers at church and other sects are mad as fuck about it. less arguing over papal supremacy and iconoclasm and more of this kind of shit please

The invention of rock-n-roll church continues to be the one Protestant W.

cistematicchaos:

The Atlantic publishing a paper saying that the genocide in the Congo [which has killed and displaced MILLIONS of Black folks] is a win for climate change is so, so dehumanizing and anti-Black.

If the genocide of Black folks, of African folks anywhere around the globe is a “win” for climate change in your book, then your climate change is white supremacy and when you run out of Black and Brown folks to sacrifice for your comfort, there will be nothing left worth saving.

angrylittlesliceofpizza:

catchymemes:

Being a dad mean sometimes making a fool of yourself for their enjoyment.

same energy <3

savedgame:

NEVER ASK YOIR PARENTS TO PICK YOU UP A BEER WHAT THE FUCK KS THISSSS

philsmeatylegss:

I saw a tiktok talking about the massive shortage of feminine hygiene products in Gaza.

The only charity right now that seems to be helping with this shortage is called Motherbeing

Motherbeing is an organization based on education and providing assistance in healthcare for Arab women.

They recently donated 200,000 sanitary pads as women have been taking dangerous measures to delay their periods out of fear of toxic shock syndrome.

In case you are unaware, toxic shock syndrome is a possibly life threatening infections that develops from wearing a feminine hygiene product, usually tampons or cups, for too long.

They currently don’t have donations open, but people are trying to get them to. There’s products you can buy from their website, however.

This will get like three notes, but I just came across it and I wanted to post something. When something as serious as genocide happens, people forget little things like pads and tampons, which actually can be life threatening.

If you want to donate to charities similar to this one, here’s a few I found:

-Helping Women Period: provides pads and tampons to women (and people with uteruses) who are low income or homeless.

-The Pad Project: supplies low income women with pads all over the world.

-She Supply: provides pads and tampons for homeless women in Texas

-Free the Tampon: organization working towards making sanitary products free

-The Period Panty Project: takes physical donations of sanitary products as well as just donations for women in Ohio.

-Days for Girls: donated reusable pads to women all over the world.

There’s a lot more. Feel free to research

catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241:

don’t be scared to ask that person out. the worst they could do is say ‘no’ and then begin attacking you with their bare hands, ripping the skin off your face and tearing out chunks off flesh from your arms and disemboweling you

hey genuine question. whats the benift of pegging as the pegger. obv i can understand it as the idk the peggee, but the opposite dont make sense to me

weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact:

well, as an empath…

brightgreenmind:

swagaliciouspics-blog:

The 9 years old girl who remained under the rubble for 10 hours has made it safely. I see no one sharing. If she were dead, everyone would share! Share positivity…


Video of her ordeal.

When talking about Palestine, please also share and spread Palestinian strength!


We have been amplifying their pain and grief to open the world’s eyes to their lives for the past 75 years. But now let’s amplify Palestinian strength and resilience. For the people of Palestine will free Palestine from the river to the sea.

blueengland:

loyalcocknympho:

butchfalin:

loyalcocknympho:

aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202:

Honestly where would we be as a society without the “if I had a nickel for every time [x] happened, I would have two nickles. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice” meme. Perfect meme to express confusion that something happened two whole times which is not a LARGE number of times, usually, but for this specific thing that is a lot of times. We owe Doofenshmirtz everything

It’s a cool little saying. But is it truly that significant. I think linguist and poets enjoy it much more than the general populace ever could or would or does.

buddy it’s a meme from phineas and ferb

Okay fine. Add in cartoon enthusiasts. Geesh.

The latter half of the meme infuriates me because of how irrelevent it is.

“If this weirdly specific thing happened I’d have two nickels”

Two nickels isn’t a lot, and it’s already a weirdly specific thing so you don’t need to say that it’s weird it happened twice.

liberalsarecool:

idroolinmysleep:

CEOs of the world’s biggest companies consistently sounded the alarm on inflation as a significant barrier to growth. Many blamed rising input costs on their own price hikes. However, lots of those CEOs appear to have instead used the panic of rising costs to pump up their balance sheet.

Greedflation: word of the year

thegaymertrainer:

TikTok live is such a waste of time there are no good….

What is it W femboys IKEA sharks and public transport U r like the 5th dude I've stumbled across with all that going on. Does public transport make ppl gay??? What is this conspiracy 🤔

femboytrain:

Public transport is gay and being gay is good meow

theoneofwhomisblue:

One must imagine kitty happy

asteroidtroglodyte:

Me when I need to rotate 720 degrees to return to my original state

musashi:

redpandarascal:

zevveli:

soapdispensersalesman:

I can’t stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 ½, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 ½ were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

renthony:

renthony:

renthony:

What a good day to remember that “narcissistic abuse” doesn’t fucking exist, people with NPD aren’t ticking time bombs with Evil Abuser Disorder, and neurodivergent people aren’t the goddamn bogeyman.

[ID: screencap of a comment on this post that reads, “My mother literally screams at me everyday over nothing and constantly gaslights, uses insults/put-downs, accusations, criticism, threats. How is that not real abuse.” End ID.]

Would you call abuse from an amputee “amputee abuse?” Would you call abuse from a depressed person “depression abuse?” Would you call abuse from someone with heart disease “heart disease abuse?” Would you call abuse from someone with cancer “cancer abuse?” Would you call abuse from someone with covid “covid abuse?”

“Narcissistic abuse” doesn’t exist because people with NPD are not more likely to be abusers. There is nothing about “narcissistic abuse” that is inherent or specific to people with NPD. Personality disorders are not shorthand for “bad, evil, abusive person.”

Abuse is abuse. “Narcissistic abuse” is an ableist invention that does nothing to help abuse victims and only serves to demonize people with NPD.

NPD will cause people to struggle with immense internalized self-loathing because they have been conditioned to believe that if they aren’t literal godlike perfection, they’re worthless and shouldn’t exist. NPD will have you convinced that criticism is a permanent damnation and mistakes can never be erased. If you can’t be perfect, you must be worthless. There are no shades of grey–you’re either on top of the world, or you’re a shitstain who needs to disappear and stop infecting the world with your imperfections. If you can’t be everything, then you must be nothing.

And ableists will look at this and say, “ah, yes, the Abuser Disorder. You’re a bad person who is nothing more than a ticking time bomb. You should die before you cause the world around you to get worse just with your presence. You awful rotten demon.”

And then when people with NPD say, hey, that’s a really fucked up thing to tell someone, and it doesn’t actually help people with NPD cope with symptoms, ableists will jump through fucking hoops to insist that asking for basic human dignity is the same as “silencing abuse victims.”

And personally I’m fucking tired of it.

Being abused doesn’t give you a free pass to demonize an entire category of people, end of story.

the-haiku-bot:

abarelysapientpairofshoes:

Every now and then I am compelled to look at pictures of He

Every now and

then I am compelled to look

at pictures of He

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202:

eraserhead baby when i don’t let him watch cocomelon videos and i take away his rainbow amomgus popit

my-chemical-ratz:

a scan of a simple painting saying TRANS RIGHTS, we're not asking. at the top, black stamped letters say TRANS RIGHTS. in the middle, black fangs drip with bright red blood. at the bottom are thin handwritten letters that say "we're not asking." at the very bottom is a tiny rat-- the artists signatureALT

happy trans day of visibility🔥🔥🔥🔥

chxrrygashes:

now let’s see who’s really been behind all these slaughters!

*unmasks springtrap*

WILLIAM AFTON???????

astro-inthestars:

Kinda gay to be a construction worker. What do you mean you’re going down a manhole? 🤨🤔👀

agentleem:

asexualmisconduct:

agentleem:

asexualmisconduct:

ratman3and4yaoi:

ratman3and4yaoi:

If this post gets 15k notes by my birthday (January 10th, 2024)

I’ll turn this into a whole comic on Webtoon or Wattpad or some

@a-random-mooshroom @sweetface-the-dollbaby @xxstarryrosesxx @cloudxxiii @minty-cheese @t-is-tobi @moonystar2 @/anyone I forgot sorry :(

Y'ALL ARE FAILING LMAO

@agentldiddy help please? No pressure tho :3

Hang on I’m in the middle of a dnd session

oh ya I understand take as long as you need :3

Took way longer than I needed but I’m summoning the x-mutuals

(To all my mutuals in a similar time zone as me I’m sorry for posting this after 2 am)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @ripleyalamode @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man

bigmeatpete69420:

No one comes out unscathed.

kaylapocalypse:

I learned 3 years into “it doesnt feel like christmas” christmasses that you have to MAKE your own holidays as an adult.

When you were a kid, adults would make your holidays for you so you just glided through all the celebration just enjoying it. But as an adult:

If you don’t decorate your dorm/apartment there won’t be any decorations.

If you don’t put on Christmas music there won’t be music.

If you don’t bake cookies there won’t be cookies.

If you don’t go see the holiday windows at Macy’s, if you don’t pay for a day of ice skating, if you don’t go see the big tree downtown, if you don’t go sing Christmas carols, if you don’t watch holiday specials, if you don’t get gifts for your friends and spend hours wrapping them, if you don’t go to Christmas parties if you don’t willfully create and participate in Christmas festivities then it WON’T “”””””””feel””””””””” like Christmas. And that’s that on that!

mikanferno:

hey. hey guys you know what would be funny.

edit: im not sure if anyones gonna see this edit but guys. guys if you are on android. use aliucord. stop suffering and use aliucord it has any and all themes you could ever want made by regular people and a whole lot of awesome plugins. Guys.

damiel-of-real:

earlier my wifi went out so i looked through my files and found this old solo gartic animation i made. why does he do that

sizzlingcandyjellyfish:

I love you people with schizophrenia. I love you people with bipolar disorder. I love you people who experience psychosis. I love you people with personality disorders. I love you. 

the-gnomish-bastard:

:

the-gnomish-bastard:

Due to recent events that need not be addressed, I will be opening a complaint box. And no, this time it won’t teleport you into a nigh inescapable labyrinth. Though you have to admit, it was pretty funny!

“… If anyone gets stuck in an inescapable labyrinth I’m removing them and making you eat one lemon per person that I have to break out. And if that doesn’t work I have a spray bottle nearby and I don’t remember if it’s water or vinegar, so I do hope you’re either honest or lucky.”

You’d have to get to me to spray me

etherealspacejelly:

this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it

buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell

leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist

put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.

when that little voice in your head says “i dont need to write that down, ill remember it” that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!

plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.

if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge

if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.

its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because “this shouldn’t be this hard”. it is hard, so make it easier.

copywriteddad:

fmetmoved-deactivated20250211:

in the club sipping on that shit that makes every steven universe character hate you

hayabs:

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hayabs:

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hayabs:

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