I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.
You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!
things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever
change the color used to highlight text on your laptop
move the pictures on your wall
stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all
slightly vary your commute, even just by one street
change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed
drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real
shower with the lights off, without music
buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room
start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing
wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night
listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015
Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!
The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!
This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!
ITS BACK!!!!!
god i fucking love the quote “dont turn yourself into a sad zoo animal” it has really inspired me!
“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”
i’m gonna be so real with you guys. before i looked through the tag i thought that hbomberguy was some sort of Goncharov D.B. Cooper. i’ve never heard of hbomberguy in my LIFE before today i genuinely thought this was tumblr’s new made up meme of the week.
op here. the only reason i haven’t turned off notifications is because the notes slowed down so much in the past 24 hours. i’m free.
“Our side concocted the ‘bathroom safety’ male predator argument as a way to avoid an uncomfortable battle over LGBT ideology, and still fire up people’s emotions.”
COLOUR ME FUCKING SURPRISED
I want people, in particular cis people, to read this and understand what it means.
It means that these groups, these organizations, are so Hellbent on getting trans people outlawed, hurt, and killed, that they will openly lie and admit to lying to stir up emotions. They have no qualms with actively lying and distorting reality.
They have no qualms about misleading people. Actively lying to people.
They don’t care how immoral their actions may be, how much their rhetoric flies in the face of reality, as long as it reaches their end goal of the destruction of “transgender ideology.”
MassResistance and all their ilk want us dead, and should never be trusted, not even for the most trivial of matters. They should be rejected, reviled, despised, because nothing they do is in service of anything but hatred and evil.
And in case anyone actually doubts this, and wants to cry “fake news,” here’s MR’s actual article. Should it get deleted, here’s an archived version. Some choice bits under the cut, if you want to see how vile these people really are.
reblogs are important, if you liked a post, reblog it! that is how posts are spread, that is how people get to see art and creations and fics. it makes creators very, very happy.
we have a long time until season three, let’s make sure everyone feels appreciated.
no one did clowns like pratchett. sure “the fool jingled miserably across the floor” but that’s just the tip of the iceberg….imagine alluding to a character’s tragic backstory and deep repression of his true nature and heavily implying he might be a vampire before revealing the identity he’s been battling against all book is actually just a literal circus clown
like this quote is so metal considering it is yelled in a courtroom in a book about the corruption of banks but ive never been more terrified of a man in a massive red elastic nose before. one well thrown custard pie nearly brought down an entire government.
Hey i think an important addition is that in discworld, the training that clowns go through is brutal and akin to a harsh boot camp
The Fool’s Guild is next to the Assassin’s Guild. This is frequently used to humorously contrast the two, as one is a brutal, oppressive institution that serves questionable purpose and spreads naught but misery, whereas the other promotes tradition, innovation and artistic expression via killing people for money.
Reblog or reply to this post asking me to “hide” it, and I’ll see if it works. According to staff, it should make that note “hidden” for everybody on tumblr.
SOME of the notes hidden so far (there’s a constant stream so I can’t keep up for long!)
Replies are simply “deleted.”
AND WORKS ON REBLOGS where it is called “HIDE NOTE”:
Now that I’ve “hidden” these, you can only see them on their own blogs here, here, herehere, and here. Even these five users won’t see their own post when they open the notes.
Yikes?
This might be good for people getting harassment on their own posts, but the potential for malicious disinformation is pretty frightening. Remember when suggestions to mix deadly chemicals went viral? Remember how you could just open up the notes on them and see all the “DON’T DO THIS YOU WILL LITERALLY DIE” responses?
Yeah, now the OP of such a post can hide every one of those from anyone who runs across it on their dash, and keep hiding new ones if they’ve really got that much malice.
….This means that us users now have to depend more on the staff alone (oh GOD) to step in and remove harmful hoax or prank posts.
THERE ALSO DOES NOT YET APPEAR TO BE ANY UNDO OR RESTORE FUNCTION
Final update:
One or two notes re-appeared on their own, likely a glitch, and some people are saying they don’t have this functionality on their blogs yet.
I’m all deleted-out now, sorry!
Wow, this is some bullshit.
hide this!
my good sir this was 2016
what, how was I so foolish to not see that.
my dear moot this feature isn’t a thing anymore how did you not realize
But it is? I get a “hide note” in the right-click submenu?
That’s when I Google searched it and found this post.
im on mobile so guess that explains it. I’ve still never heard of this feature outside of this post though, so, you know. confusion
magical girls are real, and you have been chosen by a magical creature to become one. The only problem is your a full grown man with 2 kids and a wife.
Concept: “Evil” species just have reverse aesthetics to everyone else
An orc shows up in gold and white armour with angelic decor, everyone welcomes him in, and he burns down the local old person’s home.
The next orc is like “What the hell? The dude was dressed like a supervillain, and I put on my red and black skull armour specifically to make it clear I was the good guy! How did you mix this up?”
People rarely speak about it, and I find it is really weird. So, as your big games sis, I’m gonna share a great tip for my fella ganers.
If you study European language, check (on Steam, for ex.) if your games there supports voice overs in this language.
For example, there’s this game series, Risen, and I love it a lot. Like, “I know this shit by heart and still play it when I am sad” lvl of love. It was created by German devs, so it has really great German voice overs. So, when I chill and play it, I unintentionally pick up patterns in language, vocab and stuff - even though I am not actively studying, my brain doing some passive learning, while not making me super duper tired.
So, if you are a gamer, and have a library of games, that supports the language you study - try this out. Or try out some games, that do support this system.
Active study is great, but don’t underestimate the power of chill input!
My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.
This sounds fake but the logic behind it is actually really interesting? She said obsession with a new fandom triggers quick dopamine release when we consume all this related content–it’s easy and addictive.
What we’re NOT getting is that ‘slow dopamine’ that’s more sustainable and engaging. That’s the kind we get from DOING things that take effort but are ultimately rewarding.
So like, she suggested that writing fic and making fanart are ways to balance the quick dopamine of watching a show/reading fic with the slow dopamine of working at something that takes effort.
Moral of the story is you should engage in the process of creation around your favorite things. You’ll feel better for it.
If you are ever looking for furniture you’ve got to go to an antique store. Now when I say antique store, I don’t mean the boutique downtown that will charge you $700 for a lamp. I mean the trashy place up the street on a big lot with tables and chairs piled up for miles outside. The kind that stretches 75 miles back in a cold room with no descernable path through it. You will find the best, sturdiest, and coolest shit for amazing prices. If it’s in the middle of nowhere it’s even better because you can haggle.
Isn’t this how most people get haunted
I’m willing to take that chance if it means I get a hardwood armoire for my bedroom for $129.
Don’t think of it as being haunted, think of it as a “buy one antique, get a free ghost” deal.
everyone’s very focused on the absolute nuclear scale of dunking going on in the new hbomb but i feel like a lot of the talk about it has been focused on that + ‘wow this guy i’ve never heard of is awful’ but i think the first half of the video is actually even more important. he literally gives you the tools to notice plagiarism and when people are covering up for copying or lack of information. remember them & use them & don’t fall into this trap again please!! for the good of smaller creators and good information
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