December 2023

lovelesswav:

nerdandjock-comic:

Nerd and Jock Ep 232

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writing-prompt-s:

magical girls are real, and you have been chosen by a magical creature to become one. The only problem is your a full grown man with 2 kids and a wife.

gigolohifumi:

thesekidsarestillkillingme:

alternativecheese:

lackyannie:

in any language, we know this pain

this is fucking funnier in spanish

This is an always reblog for me.

anartistwithamask:

arden-in-space:

theautumnalcat:

poni1kenobi:

diaryofakanemem:

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

wheeee why not

I want to receive amazing news this Christmas

Me aswell

arrgh-whatever:

huffylemon:

life imitates art

neristudy:

People rarely speak about it, and I find it is really weird. So, as your big games sis, I’m gonna share a great tip for my fella ganers.

If you study European language, check (on Steam, for ex.) if your games there supports voice overs in this language.

For example, there’s this game series, Risen, and I love it a lot. Like, “I know this shit by heart and still play it when I am sad” lvl of love. It was created by German devs, so it has really great German voice overs. So, when I chill and play it, I unintentionally pick up patterns in language, vocab and stuff - even though I am not actively studying, my brain doing some passive learning, while not making me super duper tired.

So, if you are a gamer, and have a library of games, that supports the language you study - try this out. Or try out some games, that do support this system.

Active study is great, but don’t underestimate the power of chill input!

probablybadrpgideas:

Concept: “Evil” species just have reverse aesthetics to everyone else

An orc shows up in gold and white armour with angelic decor, everyone welcomes him in, and he burns down the local old person’s home.

The next orc is like “What the hell? The dude was dressed like a supervillain, and I put on my red and black skull armour specifically to make it clear I was the good guy! How did you mix this up?”

cozimaniehauz:

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

I just told this to my sister and she’s didn’t get it…so there’s that

laughinglikespring:

click on one. then see read more for what it means

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damiel-of-real:

a smug looking guy in a baseball cap sits at his computer, which is emitting rays of shining yellow light. he looks smugly to the camera and says
"the devs must've been eating fresh fruit and heavenly ambrosia when they made this!!"ALT

ive had this fuckig image in my brain for ages. i dont know what it means

official-lucifers-child:

novas-yugioh-villain-path:

kawaii-pigeon:

littlemut:

i wish i could look at this… and feel Normal™️

Like when my… No.. i shant say

trash-and-trash-accessories:

I know SEVERAL afab nonbinary people who, as soon as they came out as nonbinary - immediately began dressing in ridiculous hyper-femme outfits they never would have worn before.  A lot of people see this and say shit like “Theyfab” or say they are only nonbinary for attention.  After all, look how femme they are.

But to me, this makes perfect sense.  When you are forced into the category of “woman” against your will, femininity is a chore.  It’s a job that you have.  As soon as you say no, I’m not a woman, suddenly femininity isn’t your job anymore.  It’s not a requirement.  It’s just a fun hobby you can get into.  Or a little treat sometimes.

owldaughter:

clandestinegardenias:

clandestinegardenias:

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

This sounds fake but the logic behind it is actually really interesting? She said obsession with a new fandom triggers quick dopamine release when we consume all this related content–it’s easy and addictive.

What we’re NOT getting is that ‘slow dopamine’ that’s more sustainable and engaging. That’s the kind we get from DOING things that take effort but are ultimately rewarding.

So like, she suggested that writing fic and making fanart are ways to balance the quick dopamine of watching a show/reading fic with the slow dopamine of working at something that takes effort.

Moral of the story is you should engage in the process of creation around your favorite things. You’ll feel better for it.

Oh.


OH.

elodieunderglass:

yawning-caverns:

clowncarbonation:

bigenderbeastmaster:

trinity 

An Actual Real Person my Dad knew. Pretty sure he worked as a bush guide. When someone asked the time he’d pull off his hat - some kind of broad brim - and use to take a few measurements of the sun’s position relative to the horizon. Then he’d declare the time.

He was accurate to the minute.

Fvvdvddsfdssdhnvfh you get back here and say this to the rest of the crew

agentleem:

asexualmisconduct:

whatamibutabutteredcroissant:

shower-racoon:

shower-racoon:

babygirl I can create so many flop posts you would not believe

don’t

@asexualmisconduct @theydontknowimacrab @youkaihime @beau-reblogs-assorted-stuff @w4nderingdreamer @notthiswizard @oxymoronnonsense @rat-with-a-gun @undergroundpub and @ anyone else I forgot…

Could I ask a favour? ;D

@agentldiddy could you summon the X-mutuals please:3 (no pressure take as long as you need)

I will

TO ME MY X-MUTUALS

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoriteson @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @username-not-registered @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @peanutbutter-and-jellie @felixisfruity @funny-short-man

More to come

agentleem:

asexualmisconduct:

whatamibutabutteredcroissant:

shower-racoon:

shower-racoon:

babygirl I can create so many flop posts you would not believe

don’t

@asexualmisconduct @theydontknowimacrab @youkaihime @beau-reblogs-assorted-stuff @w4nderingdreamer @notthiswizard @oxymoronnonsense @rat-with-a-gun @undergroundpub and @ anyone else I forgot…

Could I ask a favour? ;D

@agentldiddy could you summon the X-mutuals please:3 (no pressure take as long as you need)

I will

TO ME MY X-MUTUALS

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @viscerawizard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @moonsfavoriteson @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @the-thing-of-worms @fattocatto-wizard @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @godofautism @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @littlepawzbigheart @username-not-registered @redpandalily @skull-ishcloud @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @peanutbutter-and-jellie @felixisfruity @funny-short-man

More to come

i-say-ok:

timeclonemike:

afronerdism:

aspicywhore-deactivated20201017:

afronerdism:

If you are ever looking for furniture you’ve got to go to an antique store. Now when I say antique store, I don’t mean the boutique downtown that will charge you $700 for a lamp. I mean the trashy place up the street on a big lot with tables and chairs piled up for miles outside. The kind that stretches 75 miles back in a cold room with no descernable path through it. You will find the best, sturdiest, and coolest shit for amazing prices. If it’s in the middle of nowhere it’s even better because you can haggle.

Isn’t this how most people get haunted

I’m willing to take that chance if it means I get a hardwood armoire for my bedroom for $129.

Don’t think of it as being haunted, think of it as a “buy one antique, get a free ghost” deal.

ok!

trying-to-work:

microwaved-cheese-sandwich:

zagreus:

WHY IS THIS SO GODDAMN FUNNY

OMG, made me spit on my phone.

the-typing-dragon:

why do a callout post when you could instead post a 2 hour comprehensive dissertation on how they fucked up with citations

iamyourdensityy:

probablybadrpgideas:

Ways to make your villain morally ambiguous:

do you cry easily?

yes and i don't like it

yes, but it doesn't bother me

no

it depends (on what?)

apolladay:

Do you cry easily?

Yes, and I don’t like it

Yes, but it doesn’t bother me

No

It depends (on what?)

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the-haiku-bot:

lynne-monstr:

poppetawoppet:

dealanexmachina:

sarah-the-ninja:

Rejoice, “let’s fake a relationship for Christmas” fanfic season is upon us.

Don’t forget “snowed in and have to share a bed” season.

Also there is a blizzard and only ONE BED at the inn

and of course the heat isn’t working. whatever will they do for warmth

and of course the heat

isn’t working. whatever

will they do for warmth

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

shit-stirrer:

olysamrock:

animatejournal:

Lupin III Part 2 | Creator: Monkey Punch | Studio: TMS | Japan, 1977-1980  

important addition

shootingst4rpress:

everyone’s very focused on the absolute nuclear scale of dunking going on in the new hbomb but i feel like a lot of the talk about it has been focused on that + ‘wow this guy i’ve never heard of is awful’ but i think the first half of the video is actually even more important. he literally gives you the tools to notice plagiarism and when people are covering up for copying or lack of information. remember them & use them & don’t fall into this trap again please!! for the good of smaller creators and good information

flipchild:

tatzelwurming:

pussyronin:

flipchild:

pussyronin:

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

Count em

Well first of all there’s this guy

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Nothing wrong with me

khizuo:

(Dec. 18, 2023)

strangled-with-a-halo:

if youre transgender you have to live. i love you.

strangled-with-a-halo:

if youre transgender you have to live. i love you.

strangled-with-a-halo:

if youre transgender you have to live. i love you.

I hate you and everything you stand for

intoxicatedinkeep:

firefox-official:

thanook:

firefox-official:

well i stand for breakfast cereal with fruit and berries in it so youre on the wrong side of history. Get bent

I am strictly against eating those highly sugary *things* Americans call “cereal” in the morning, so yeah, I guess I side with Anon.

relax poindexter i eat cheerios

Honey bunches of oats a real good too, put em in some yogurt with some raspberries, tasty.

catchymemes:

cali:

Hey,
i was wondering if i could push
you at the swing Later Today at 4PM

radiofreederry:

creatureimages:

creatureimages:

weeble…

the prodigal son returns

animentality:

evenlyevi:

Something simple as a cooldown, have some bunnies!

monkeywiki:


sometimes reading the comments is worth it

yoku-yukihime:

super fucking mario

ben-the-hyena:

detectivehole:

wyrmwizard:

jewtea:

I’m appalled. they crushed that fucking baby appalled im now realizing this is more gorey than I anticipated. tw

hey i made a baby outta that

This would be a beautiful donation to a children hospital

ljsbugblog:

small !!!

unknown weevil (family Curculionidae).

thepeacefulgarden:

It’s okay to turn off the news and take a break. Take care of yourself!

biblepercent:

pogbur:

coldspicyy:

kratt09:

kratt09:

people who don’t wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

thats not the word I meant to use

None of these words are in the bible.

@biblepercent

Somehow, 82.35% of those words appear in the bible - the fact only 1/3 of the words for dick don’t is quite funny

i wake up my eyes are cock stale. penis rotten eyesight. absolute shaft decay going on there

pansear-doodles:

Guys its saint rain world

eliluminado7:

kittydesade:

heidi8:

mohabbaat:

december???? what next??? 2024?????

And an evergreen reminder from a few years ago.