December 2023

Hey babe ilu and I hate what Israeli is doing to Palestinians but rbing a post saying hamas is good and not a terror organization is uhhhhhhhh

sourcreammachine:

abla-soso:

death-to-usa:

radiofreederry:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

your opinion holds no value to me.

israel is a terrorist organization.

hey to everyone saying “uhhmmmm hamas is bad tho!!” can we wait until the genocide of a nation whose population is half children is figured out before we begin the dialectic discussion on the ethics of one of its largest resistance parties? youre kind of fucking wasting everyones time.

The majority of people in the world do not recognize Hamas as a terroritst organization

Japan doesn’t recognize Hamas as a terrorist organization anymore btw

Notice how the counties who still consider Hamas a terrorist organisation are the settler colony counties that succeeded in genociding and ethnically cleansing the native populations 🤔🤔🤔

Egypt recently joined the club because El-Sisi is the biggest simp and puppet for America.

israel has been openly planning - not threatening or suggesting, planning - to forcibly transfer all two million gazans to sinai. Sisi can’t let that happen because he’s a military dictator and can’t allow it to become his problem - not because it’s unacceptable, but because he can’t deal with it. that’s why the rafah border is closed. so, he bends over backwards for the us to appease israel and try to get them to commit the genocide in a way that doesn’t affect him

firefox-official:

rozunderpressure:

firefox-official:

rozunderpressure:

firefox-official:

i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog

… You… You think you can outrun a horse?

in the 1930s yeah. I did a lot of cardio

Back when you were around in the 1930s?

yeah back in the 1930s

technofeudalism:

if billionaire mining magnates are using this kind of language, then ask yourself how furious you should be over the statements that have been made by these companies and their national sponsors.

eat the rich.

technofeudalism:

if billionaire mining magnates are using this kind of language, then ask yourself how furious you should be over the statements that have been made by these companies and their national sponsors.

eat the rich.

gay-fish:

chribby:

and thanks for all the fish 🐬

kratt09:

sneeblbop:

house-full-of-spiders:

sneeblbop:

some-pers0n:

sneeblbop:

I HATE THEATER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abraham Lincoln 0.0000046 seconds after being shot by Johnny Milks Boobs

^ his wife .1 seconds later

STOP

^ A policeman outside the theater watching Johnny Milkes Boobs escape

felixisfruity:

this is my favourite thing ever

menlove:

I’ve never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I’ve been playing this game

rongzhi:

English added by me :)

incognitopolls:

Does a difficult poop make a headache worse?

Yes

No

I don’t poop the typical way (i.e. colostomy bags etc)

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bogleech:

objectlessondujour:

thehmn:

A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.

Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.

Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.

And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.

The psych nerds found out ages ago that punishments that make the child think for a few minutes (about one minute or year of age until they’re tweens) is much more helpful to develope social intelligence and understanding than punishments which prevents thinking, like the ones that involve pain. In fact, corporal punishment encouraged lying, extreme reactions, violent outbursts, go figure, they don’t trust you.

This is all really fucking serious and important and I’m mainly reblogging for that, because this correct mentality needs to be spread around more, but I’m also reblogging because I absolutely lost it at the child who dreads having to wear the normal blue hat of shame.

petalsbleedingbeak2:

vague-humanoid:

This is dumb and pathetic, even for them

communistkenobi:

like man doesn’t it fucking suck that there’s not really any public space. that you can’t go anywhere without spending money on food or transportation, that unless you wanna sit on a mall bench all day or browse library shelves you basically can’t do anything in public? even standing in front of a building without paying for something (“loitering”) is illegal. everything is built to punish homeless people which means if you ever want to sit down or rest or exist in public every building and park bench and windowsill is telling you to kill yourself instead. maybe that has something to do with the unpleasantness of online spaces, where everyone is shoved together into a giant digital chamber because it’s the only “public square” still available while also being isolated and alone in their room on their phone because everything sucks and a global pandemic is still happening. like I’m just saying I think that has more to do with how annoying people are on the internet than like mcu fanfiction

greelin:

hey man there’s a, uh, strange guy outside. Yeah i think he might be bisexual as well

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toasthaste:

triviallytrue:

toasthaste:

toasthaste:

California girls we’re unaccountable

California girls we’re unforgivable

unintentional plagiarism of another post! hbomberguy kill their ass

california girls we’re unoriginal 😔

thegroundsofbrooklyn:

thegroundsofbrooklyn:

thegroundsofbrooklyn:

guys why the fuck aren’t we talking about what’s happening in the uk right now

nobody outside the uk is talking about this. why is nobody talking about it

prev!!!!!!

again, i know it’s depressing and i’m sorry for putting negative stuff on everyone’s dash but it’s so fucking frustrating that nobody is talking about this because if nobody listens to us then nothing will happen and nothing will change, please please please start speaking up

it got worse 😁

source: pinknews

spread the word, scream, shout, TALK. we will scream ourselves hoarse before we roll over and let this happen.

deadpanwalking:

roycohn:

i am literally honest to god cry laughing at the new woke lyrics to baby it’s cold outside

bgm05:

bgm05:

This cereal wants to fuck me.

mrsjadecurtiss:

the nefarious god-devouring serpent…

officiallysoup:

“this post would do numbers on tumblr” “that post would do numbers on tumblr” yeah they probably would. they would probably do 4 or some shit. i don’t know

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

meme-cafe:

Bonus points if you include a topic. ( IE. shipping, roleplaying, ect. )

pjoseries:

actually you have a mama’s boy and then you have whatever the hell percy jackson is because that kid PRAYED to his MOM instead of his father who’s an actual god .

stormesandshowers:

hexthelex:

gay-irl:

gay🍪irl

Fun fact: he’s a neuroscientist

preservationofnormalcy:

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

duckdotcom:

my body trying desparately to inform me I’m iron deficient: YOU FEEL BAD EAT MORE LEAVES

my brain: have we tried love. have we tried falling in love

azureshark:

i cant stop making these

Hello Bogleech, do you know what cartoon it was that had a shape shifting fleshy blob that was trying to escape, I think it was some sort of military base?

I remember it had to make its own lungs and vocal chords and copied a general's face in order to trick the protagonists into coming over. I think the cartoon was from the 90s?

bogleech:

I remember this clearly yet suddenly cannot at all remember which show it was. There were a lot of action sci fi ones from the 90’s to nearly 2010’s that could get really dark.

because-its-warm:

sandersstudies:

veganconnor:

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

  • change the color used to highlight text on your laptop
  • move the pictures on your wall
  • stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all
  • slightly vary your commute, even just by one street
  • change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed
  • drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real
  • shower with the lights off, without music
  • buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room
  • start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing
  • wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night
  • listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!

ITS BACK!!!!!

god i fucking love the quote “dont turn yourself into a sad zoo animal” it has really inspired me!

*rips the undying centipede out of you*

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*eats it*

bogleech:

belades:

lakemojave:

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

some company should hire me to give me money

screenshot of an indeed.com search for "job where i get money and stuff like i just get it", there are no resultsALT

job market’s looking grim these days

bigboobyhalo:

at least bad’s got his barbiecore playlist on …

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urmumhaha:

Love yik yak sometimes

thecygnetcommittee:

etakeh:

Twitter post from David Wallace Wells, quoting from an article.
quote, if we had a trillion humans we would have at any given time a thousand mozarts and a thousand Einsteins. The article is from finance dot yahoo dot com, headline is Jeff bezos Ellen musk say human population not nearly big enough.ALT
Post from Robert Evans responding to the above post.

we have many many more than a thousand people with that potential. most of them are starving, lack access to clean water, are stuck at borders staring down the barrel of some gun, or are sheltering in place from a bombardment right nowALT
and many of the "luckier" ones are stuck working in Amazon warehouse or factories in Shenzhen or doing some other kind of hard labor for a pittance just to survive. if billionaires cared about human genius they would support taking care of people.ALT
what Musk and Bezos really want is more people beneath them. An ever widening mountain of the poor who have to pay them fealty. there's nothing else that really matters to either man. they want compulsory praise to fill the empty space inside them.ALT

“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”

(Stephen Gould, “The Panda’s Thumb”)

myjetpack:

Title: Wenceslas Variations
1. Good King Wenceslas: King bestows gifts on peasant.
2. Bad things Wenceslas: King steals gifts from peasant.
3. Indifferent King Wenceslas: No gifts
4. Two Kings Wenceslas: Kings exchange gifts.
5. No King Wenceslas: Gifts divided between peasants.
6. Philosopher King Wenceslas: King and Peasant discuss gift-giving.
7. Quantum King Wenceslas: Gifts given and simultaneously not given.
8. Apex Predator King Wenceslas: King devours gifts and peasant.ALT

A King Wenceslas cartoon for New Scientist a few years ago.

Or, if you’d like a more literary Wenceslas:

Image:
A moonlit night, snow lays round a castle, deep and crisp and even. A poor man is out gathering winter fuel.

Caption:
Unfortunately for the peasant, King Wenceslas spent the whole feast of Stephen utterly gripped by the Jack Reacher book that the Queen had given him as a christmas peresent.ALT

pointless-achievements:

the-prince-of-the-ravens:

lemonlinelights:

lemonlinelights:

the-prince-of-the-ravens:

i’m gonna be so real with you guys. before i looked through the tag i thought that hbomberguy was some sort of Goncharov D.B. Cooper. i’ve never heard of hbomberguy in my LIFE before today i genuinely thought this was tumblr’s new made up meme of the week.

op here. the only reason i haven’t turned off notifications is because the notes slowed down so much in the past 24 hours. i’m free.

Achievement unlocked:

Just When I Think I’m Out

…they pull me back in.

goonactual:

ilovecats4ever:

mikeneedsadrink:

polyxxena:

awwdorables:

why did this make me feel emotional?

fly free lil space bat

Wing broken, a slow painful fate awaits…

One chance to fly again, just gotta hold on…

Drifting forever, free….

A collection of images dedicated to remembering Space Bat; The bat who boldly went where few dared fly.

fuckingmurdermachine:

Gears: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Bright: What?

Iceberg: What?

Clef: What?

Glass: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I’m glad you asked.

mutant-distraction:

actual-changeling:

thank you for using this hellsite as intended.

reblogs are important, if you liked a post, reblog it! that is how posts are spread, that is how people get to see art and creations and fics. it makes creators very, very happy.

we have a long time until season three, let’s make sure everyone feels appreciated.

fourstarsandahamster:

which autism do you have?

space interest

train/plane/boat/car/etc interest

dinosaur/fossil interest

sea creature interest

history interest

computer/tech interest

book interest

tv/film interest

music interest

game (video game or tabletop) interest

animal/bug interest

other (put in the tags!)

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autistic folks! what’s your main special interest?

if you don’t know which one to choose or if you have multiple; which one do people generally associate with you?

if you still aren’t sure; which one is your oldest one?

reblog with what you put + any more info you wanna give :)

crashstanding:

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs

dragonboypaws:

The dragon is back from eeping

They are slowly waking up

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stophelping:

gupdoo3:

cosmicrhetoric:

cosmicrhetoric:

no one did clowns like pratchett. sure “the fool jingled miserably across the floor” but that’s just the tip of the iceberg….imagine alluding to a character’s tragic backstory and deep repression of his true nature and heavily implying he might be a vampire before revealing the identity he’s been battling against all book is actually just a literal circus clown

like this quote is so metal considering it is yelled in a courtroom in a book about the corruption of banks but ive never been more terrified of a man in a massive red elastic nose before. one well thrown custard pie nearly brought down an entire government.

Hey i think an important addition is that in discworld, the training that clowns go through is brutal and akin to a harsh boot camp

The Fool’s Guild is next to the Assassin’s Guild. This is frequently used to humorously contrast the two, as one is a brutal, oppressive institution that serves questionable purpose and spreads naught but misery, whereas the other promotes tradition, innovation and artistic expression via killing people for money.

skulkie:

wizard-at-large:

skulkie:

might change my form. denitrificate a little. you know, the usual

a wetlands biome made this post

i suppose i am a member of the wetlands wizard council in the end