December 2023

squeakitties:

xeno-fluff:

squeakitties:

me to my buddy jeff: hey jeff can you do something for me

jeff: jeffinitely

Jeff I need you to kill somebody for me

jeffinitely. the killer

theblackparadeisdead:

2024 MANDATE

lindleland:

seeing a lot of “almost christmas means it wasn’t christmas” memes already and it’s not even christmas eve, so remember:

notanothervideogameblog:

“Almost Christmas” means it wasn’t Christmas!

Happy Almost Christmas everybody

slightlylazyeye:

ate too many crackers and salamii.!;!!;!;!:!;:)26$2837:72!:)AAAAAAAAAAAA

orochimarufacts:

Ebeneezer scrooage, we had a casual situationship in his prime, you wouldn’t think it but he was dtf and fucked like a tiger. Together we orphaned many children and exploited many of those orphans, looking fantastic while doing it. But now he doesn’t text me. Your typical “redeemed” naruto villain. This Christmas I think I will give him Covid.

laeffy:

importantandunavoidable:

importantandunavoidable:

thinking about her

thinking about her again

tiredfemboy:

chubsette:

when you accidentally touch a soft tummy and it does a little jiggle it’s like ohmyg od

robotslenderman:

krabbydon:

lawrencearabia:

macdicilla:

ceuulusuoluptatemcapit:

tanoraqui:

imaginarycircus:

terpsikeraunos:

caecilius-est-pater:

thoodleoo:

no punctuation we read like romans

NOPUNCTUATIONORLOWERCASEORSPACESWEREADLIKEROMANS

INTER·PVNCTVATION·WE·INSCRIBE·LIKE·ROMANS

words doesn’t classical matter order in greek;

we, in a manner akin to that of a man who once was, in Rome, an orator of significant skill, who was then for his elegance of speech renowned and now for his elaborate structure of sentences cursed by generations of scholars of Latin, the language which he spoke and we now study, Cicero, write, rather than by any efficiency, functionality, or ease of legibility have our words, our honors, the breaths of our hearts, be besmirched.

The fact that this has yet to devolve into boustrophedon is a miracle… or a challenge. I’m looking at you @terpsikeraunos @macdicilla @labellamordens

I’m up to it

Not many jnſtances of Punctuation - but for many Daſhes – et words Capitaliz’d for emphavſis, but not logicaly - ſpeeling and word Endings varied Gratelie - and the long S - ſ - vſed in at the ſtart and Centre of wordes - & the short “s” vſed only at the end - as with the U and V, and the I and J - but v and j only at the ſtart of wordes (we diſtinguishe not between Vouels and Conſonants, only decoratiue Letteres). Ye letter “y” being in lookes cloſe to an Olde letter “þ” which is vſed as “th” - Y may be vſed in the place of TH - but only ſparingly - and ſtill Pronounc’d the ſame as TH. Long and rambling ſentences - ſeeminglie without end - a paragraph can conſiſt of One whole ſentence, and ſhort ſentences are rare – we ſcribe like hiſtorical Modern English – and other european Languages.

And furthermore, Carthage is to be destroyed.

I hate all of you.

borgesperovago:

[x]

strangestcase:

Your virulent, violent, disgusting hatred of ace and aro people disguised as “what ifs”, denial, corrective rape apologia, and cishet passing boogeymen never left the community. It just became un-hip and uncool to not say it out loud as often as you used to (but you still do). You still happily tell me nobody has ever threatened me with conversion therapy, not even by proxy. That everybody will find me normal for as long as I fuck the right people as if my orientation wasn’t still seen as a disease. I hope all of you get kicked in the face by a horse. Every day. Multiple times a day.

doctorsiren:

phoenix tells everyone about it

sing-you-fools:

me: this is a background character who’s in one scene, has two lines, and is completely irrelevant to the rest of the story. i am going to stop obsessing over what to name him and use the random name generator on behindthename.com. i am going to accept the first thing it gives me and move the fuck on.

behindthename.com:

Image description: A picture of a computer screen showing a randomly generated name from Behind the Name. The name is "Charizard Cockburn". End I.D.ALT

sanrio-inc:

Every day and forever it’s free Palestine. May Palestinian people find peace and be able to return to their homeland.

lchupanibre:

roadhogsbigbelly:

tiktok health misinformation is so funny, like hell yeah brother.

time to bulk up for the winter

big-challenges-posting:

big-challenges-posting:

big-challenges-posting:

pride big challenges wallpaper cause why not :] (i accept any flag request)

also if you don’t like the stars i can upload the version with out them

NOOO THE IMAGE QUALITY WENT FROM 720x1280 to 422x750 WGAT HAPPEN??

okay i upload it to pinterest here’s the link https://pin.it/1XbQRMX the rest is on my profile cinerea_garden

glmtwnbrtz:

Who suffered more: Jesus Christ on the cross or Percy Jackson?

Jesus

Percy Jackson

See Results

teadalek:

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

thatbendyfan:

guys i need a fic about mind allowing himself to be immature and illogical for once and the others not going after him for it. guys. gu

wuwubean:

Pheonix Wright saying "Almost Christmas means it wasn't Christmas!"ALT

Merry Christmas Eve everyone!

rcwar-var:

A u t u m n S a l e !

strangestcase:

strangestcase:

I think people would armchair diagnose bad people with cluster B disorders much less if psychiatric disorders hadn’t all been given names by ableists who of course picked the traits most unberarable to “sane” people to name them rather than, you know, the ways it affects the people that have them. It’s like, when doctors are all “this disorder gives you extremely low self esteem. and it’s called the Selfish Fucking Asshole Disorder” or “this disorder makes you want to die so bad. and it’s called the Hysteric Bitch Disorder” or “this disorder disconnects you from your peers. and it’s called the Insane Evil Cunt Disorder” and so on and so forth, so of course you have people going “oh, this person is a selfish fucking asshole, they MUST have Selfish Fucking Asshole Disorder! this further proves that all people with this disorder are like that in the first place!” Do You See It

Enabling reblogs again due to popular request. But for the love of goth. behave

sacred-portal:

themangledsans0508:

vague-humanoid:

exispencer-crisis:

paradise-sys:

lucio-lost:

@exispencer-crisis the dragon!

Me!!!!

sayruq:

Article

normalbeing404:

lunaticcat009:

fake-mermaid:

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2024

Hell yea

argumate:

thenightetc:

hamletthedane:

hamletthedane:

hamletthedane:

I think about British Airways Flight 5390 a lot

OKAY STRAP IN because this is one of the WILDEST stories in aviation history.

In 1990, a British Airways BAC One-Eleven, captained by Tim Lancaster and co-piloted by Alastair Atchison, was cruising at 17,000 feet.

Around 15 minutes after take-off, flight attendant Nigel Ogden entered the cockpit to bring the pilots something to drink. One second everything was fine. The next second, the pilot’s side window blew out from the force of the pressurized cockpit. Even though he was strapped in, the force of the explosive decompression ripped the captain out of his chair and pulled him though the window.

The flight attendant immediately leapt forward and grasped the captain’s belt. The force was so strong - due to the plane’s speed - the captain slipped and was pulled almost entirely out of the plane, but the flight attendant caught his leg. The captain laid on the roof, then the side of the fuselage (the above image is an inaccurate recreation - the side window was smashed) and the flight attendant’s entire arm was soon outside of the plane, gripping him.

(Recreation from the show Mayday at the point of decompression)

At the same time, the event caused the autopilot to disengage, and the captain’s body hitting the flight controls caused the plane to enter into a deep dive. The throttle was set to full power and could not be accessed due to debris, meaning the plane was descending rapidly. The co-pilot, experiencing hypoxia, fought to control the plane’s dive while allowing it to continue descending to a level the passengers/crew could breathe at. He attempted to contact air traffic control, but the wind made communication impossible, so he broadcast a mayday signal. Finally, he was able to re-engage the autopilot and level the plane out at a breathable altitude.

Soon, the flight attendant’s entire arm was burned from wind shear and frostbite, and his grip began to slip. The other attendants entered the cabin to see what was wrong and took over holding the captain’s body. Seeing the blood covering the windows from the captain’s severe wind sheer burns and frostbite, the attendants and co-pilot knew he was dead. However, they could not let his body go because it could smash into the wing, horz stabilizer, or engine, and bring the plane down.

For 30+ minutes the co-pilot flew a jet plane with an OPEN WINDOW and his co-worker’s body hanging along the side of the plane. Finally, clearance to land from ATC came across over the sound of the wind and the flight attendants were able to dislodge the captain’s ankles from the flight controls without letting him go. The co-pilot successfully landed the plane.

(tw below for blood)

(Taken same day as the incident)

BUT HERE’S THE KICKER: when they reached the ground and evacuated, they realized THE CAPTAIN WAS NOT DEAD.

He SURVIVED being outside the fuselage of a jet airplane traveling 550mph at 17,000 feet. His only injuries were extensive - but mostly superficial - frostbite and windshear burns, bruising, fractures in his hand, and shock. He has since stated that he remembers the event and was conscious for much of the time he was outside of the fuselage. The only other injury was the flight attendant’s frostbitten/windshorn arm. Captain Tim Lancaster returned to flying five months later.

(Captain Tim Lancaster in bed several weeks after the incident, with flight attendant Ogden (+ Ogden’s wife) above him and co-pilot Alastair Atchison to the far left, along with the two other flight attendants)

Why did this occur? Because the plane had received maintenance the day before, and the maintenance supervisor did not check he was using the correct screws in re-installing the windscreen.

(Recreation)

So yeah: you can apparently survive clinging to the side of a jet airliner traveling 500+mph at 17,000 feet.

Wow! Didn’t expect this many likes for an aviation post.

Just a note that I was wrong - it was the front pilot’s windscreen, not the side-window! I’m used to looking at Boeing windows with different positions :)

If y'all want the full story & more analysis of what exactly went wrong, Mayday: Air Investigations did a pretty decent special on the incident. It’s free on YouTube here (and here on dailymotion if you’re outside the US).

@argumate​

you really couldn’t film a scene like this for a movie without it looking too fake to be believable.

the-haiku-bot:

aprofessionalwithoutstandards:

coffinwoodx:

fixed it

Have I done this joke already? Yeah I have. I’m doing it again

Have I done this joke

already? Yeah I have. I’m

doing it again

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

username-not-registered:

sapphia:

im crying imagining his face when he realised this

“Hbomberguy is a HYPOCRITE” - New video posted by Hbomberguy

sayruq:

Article

limbobilbo:

swankyangles:

notallmensheviks:

human pet guy on twitter claiming Santa is realALT

every so often I learn more about human pet guy and I am bewildered

the-least-undefinable-ordinal:

wizardologys:

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

Got any gullible friends bossman? Haha just kidding mate, what’s a little laugh between pals?

hungwy:

The dumbest idea ever invented was getting out of bed on a cold day

advanced-passenger-train:

anarchistmemecollective:

farewell-persephone:

nightpool:

afloweroutofstone:

New 2023 discourse dropped, everyone prepare yourselves accordingly

you didn’t even post the best ones

a reply to the first tweet from a new person saying "Just how the guy that was interacting with a mermaid got his boat raided by the CIA & got in a severe car accident after that" and then OP responding with "I don't get their point in hiding it from us."ALT
A different tweet saying "They literally block off sections of the Grand Canyon because there are monuments built by giants & of Egyptian giants. Think about it, if animals were gigantic asf in the past & got smaller as time went by, wouldn't humans have been gigantic"ALT

feel like I’d be remiss if I didn’t post the most mask-off shit in all of this:

“you! conspiracy theorist, are you normal about-“

“jewish people control everything”

Oops! All Antisemitism!

tamamita:

maxknightley:

tamamita:

Fucking lol

israel’s slide towards despotism:

emo-56:

radiofreederry:

Some really fascinating decisions in the latest Mr. Beast video:

Mr. Beast recognizes Russia’s claim to the Crimean peninsula

Mr. Beast recognizes the State of Palestine

Mr. Beast recognizes Somaliland

Mr. Beast recognizes the Taliban government of Afghanistan

Mr. Beast does NOT recognize Taiwan

Mr. Beast uses the flag of Georgia (the state) for Georgia (the country)

i dont think this was intended to be any sort of statement as i would imagine mr beast isnt involved in doing any of the editing

mozilla-firefucks:

blunt-force-therapy:

nagatouzu:

sapper-in-the-wire:

If only they cared about racism this much

Racism is ALSO a crime. Like, it’s literally one of few crimes defined in our constitution (Article 5 inc. XLI). It’s unbailable and earns you the exact same prison time.

This is the constitution that Lula’s party, the Worker’s Party, had a very active role in writing back in 1988. This article on racism was added over the opposition of much of the Constituent Assembly, including many leftists.

Please don’t talk about things you can’t even bother to Google

Not only is racism ALSO a crime, but the way homophobia became a crime was by including it as an example of “racism” (for legal reasons only), meaning that the same law that forbids acts of racism also forbids acts of homophobia. Technically, the Supreme Federal Court did not rule that “homophobia is now punishable by prison”, it ruled that “since homophobia technically counts as racism in the legal system, it should receive the same punishment as racism, ie prison time”.

politijohn:

Source

The Onion is back at it again

mlimby:

podargus-strigoides:

every image of a tawny frogmouth is perfection. i’ve never seen a single picture of a tawny that dissapoints.

crinkles up at u

186-3:

courting antisemitism

so i recently decided to take a look at the latest stonetoss comics (probably because i love suffering). and while i was expecting some content on the israel palestine conflict, what i did not expect was how… standard it seemed. well, most of it at least, but i’ll get to that in a second.

for context, if you don’t know what stonetoss is, it’s a (poorly drawn) webcomic known for having radical alt-right views - meaning it’s incredibly racist, homophobic, transphobic, islamophobic, antisemitic. all that fun stuff.

so while i was expecting to see bad stuff, one of the first things i saw on the topic of israel was this:

terrible art aside, this comic is making a point that i usually see in left wing circles: that israel is pinkwashing genocide.

curious if there was more like this, i kept looking, and the comic right before that one was this:

again, this makes points that i usually see in left wing circles. that american healthcare is crazy expensive, that canada tells poor people to commit suicide, and that israel is bombing hospitals.

why does stonetoss, this well known alt-right nutjob, now seem to be bringing up left-wing talking points?

curious, i kept going deeper:

well this is… odd. clearly, stonetoss is trying to say that israel is on another level of bad, even worse than russia, iran, and north korea. i can possibly see someone on the left making the argument that the russian invasion of ukraine isn’t as bad as what israel is doing in gaza, or that at least north korea isn’t invading any other countries, but… iran??? the country that has a police force designed to enforce religious law, and gets away with murdering women who do not properly cover their hair? the country that props up paramilitary groups in countries all over the middle east, including lebanon, yemen, and yes, palestine?? that’s completely ridiculous

but, given how much more israel is in the news nowadays than any of these other countries, i could see why someone would buy this

and now, we’re starting to get to the crux of what stonetoss is trying to do. when someone sees this, they might be inclined to agree with it. they might begin to think that israel is the worst country on the planet

and that might not seem so bad at first. but the more you hate israel, especially irrationally, the more you feel allowed to dehumanize those who support it. the more you might be willing to agree with this comic, which came out two days prior to the one above

this comic says that jews, as a whole have no desire to exist with other people. it is blatantly antisemitic

i’m sure you could imagine some young leftist who sees the comics above this one and thinks, “this guy makes some good points”. and then, when they get to this one, they might realize that this is antisemitism

or, they may not.

and that would start them down the road to becoming an antisemite.

this is what stonetoss and other alt-right nutjobs are hoping to achieve. to take left wing fury at israel, and direct it at jews.

we saw it with those neo-nazis at the palestine rally, and we’re seeing it again here.

and if you’ve found yourself agreeing with what stonetoss has said so far, i would like you to see the last comic stonetoss put out before october 7th:

this horrifically racist comic is in reference to an environmental activist who was murdered by a black man in early october. this blatantly racist garbage is the kind of stuff stonetoss usually puts out.

but as soon as october 7th happened? these were his next two comics:

stonetoss completely changed the comic’s tone as soon as the current crisis started. why?

to get as many people as possible to get on board with hating jews.

and i know many of you might be thinking that “well, everyone knows that stonetoss is racist garbage. nobody is going to fall for this”

except, as we saw with the neo-nazis at the rally for palestine, it’s not always that obvious who the antisemites are and who is just rallying for peace. they are often a lot better at disguising it than stonetoss is.

AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE AWARE OF THAT

EVERYONE, no matter HOW much experience you have, can fall victim to propoganda. EVERYONE needs to be aware of what people around them are saying, and able to pick out hateful rhetoric, because even the stuff that is just kind of toeing the line of what’s hateful is still putting your foot in the door

be cautious, everyone. and stomp out hate where you see it.

sandmandaddy69:

is-it-out-of-touch-thursday:

notlikingbestgirl:

Out of Touch

Yes

incorrectinfinity:

incorrectinfinity:

Me and my friends have the most insightful, enlightening conversations you’ve ever seen

veronicabunnies:

carbonation-cryptid:

segretecose:

segretecose:

was anyone going to tell me that the pope’s dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

waittttt there’s more. apparently he was outed as a homosexual by a competitor but the pope was like well the gowns are sickening so what am i gonna do about it? and so he’s still the pope’s dressmaker even though he said vatican priests tried to fuck him all the time when he was closeted. work

He also makes SEX perfume

septicake:

pixellangel:

pixellangel:

william-snekspeare:

This is so real

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

yes ive been waiting for my moment

fair enough

redrook:

brunhiddensmusings:

sassytail:

vympr:

Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i’m losing my mind @ this thread……historie……

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

oh fuck i listened to a podcast that was interviewing him and the process he went through to make this bread, ologies with allie ward

like he went through full on clean room levels of prep to ensure that this was 100% yeast from old egypt and had to bend over backwards to ensure everything involved was uncontaminated

he then revealed that the original xbox logo…

is a sourdough boule

biwitched:

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all