inveting a new type of steel called Stainful Steel. allkinds of fuckin colours and slops will stick to this bad boy
when you use a stainful steel knife it is basically 90% meat juices by weight before it even touches the delicious ribeye steajk. i expect to sell this idea for 100 dollars
everyone stop casting iron at me im goingto run out of counterspells
don’t you know it’s not good for your hair to wash it every day. you have to use sulfate and paraben free shampoo. you have to wash your hair with conditioner instead. you should stop washing your hair for a month because actually your scalp has the natural ability to maintain itself. greasy hair can make your acne worse so make sure you wash it every day. you have to use this three step regiment on your face EVERY SINGLE night. buy this $70 serum and use it with the 10 other serums you have but don’t combine them. don’t use anything on your face except a gentle cleanser and moisturizer. do NOT use moisturizer on your face you are DESTROYING your skins natural moisture barrier! acne is just for teenagers you’ll grow out of it :) oh no but adult acne is sooooo common. just take birth control and your acne will go away. cut out all sugar and dairy and your acne will go away. actually those studies are fake, get light therapy treatments instead. take accutane and your acne will go away, only a couple of those kids killed themselves! shave your armpits because it looks better. if you shave your armpits you’re not a feminist. actually shaving your armpits is for HYGIENE. wax your legs. wax your bikini line. but waxing any part of your body can give you ugly ingrown hairs and permanently damage your skin and follicles and besides that’s the patriarchy. (but get laser hair removal instead.) don’t have an eating disorder because that’s too much but definitely do intermittent fasting. don’t eat carbs. don’t eat sugar. don’t eat fat. actually your brain uses carbs as its main energy source. actually fat is necessary but only good fat. you have to DRINK MORE WATER!!! drinking 8 glasses of water per day is a myth. burn fat and get toned by doing these exercises. but cellulite is natural and 99% of women have it so you HAVE to embrace it. take diet pills. ummm don’t you know those are meth?? take NATURAL diet supplements for weight loss. take THESE vitamins to cure your depression and clear your skin and make you better at sex and make your vision better and speed up your metabolism and make your digestion better and make you focus better. i know the ONLY right answer but you have to pay me for it. follow my blog! listen to my podcast! subscribe to my email newsletter! buy my snake oil!!
I’m so ass at measuring distance that if I woke up in a Saw trap and the only requirement was to “run 30 ft, give or take a foot or two” I would still fuck it up and get slaughtered
“How tall was the suspect” I dunno doc everyone taller than me is 6 ft and everyone shorter than me is 4 ft
I know 80 degrees is warm and 40 degrees is cold. If you told me it was 65 degrees outside I would stare at your blankly until you were like “Wear a sweater” or something. Or “Don’t wear a sweater.” In fact skip the number I’ll just go outside myself
If I woke up in a Saw trap and the only requirement was to roughly pour out about 4 pounds worth of sand into a jar I would just ask him to kill me without wasting either of our time
Stop telling me to look up dyscalculia. I already know about vampires
“we’re all sort of making it up at the end of the day” is definitely one of those beautifully true and reusable quotes originating from a context you wouldn’t expect*
*trumps lawyer said this in court today when probed on what he is basing a legal assertion he made on
Quick PSA, if you get one of those “Work scanned, AI use detected” comments on AO3, just mark them as spam.
Some moron apparently built a bot to annoy or prank hundreds of authors.
There is no scanning process, your work doesn’t actually resemble AI writing, it’s all bullshit. Mark the comment as spam (on AO3, not the email notification you got about the comment!) and don’t let it get to you.
The spam comments have evolved.
They are now also linking to a site they claim is able to scan works and tell you whether they were AI written or not, and that you should do that before reading a fic.
It should go without saying that you should not, under no circumstances, visit a site advertised in a spam comment.
In this case, I’d say there’s even a chance that the “scanning” site is actually used to scrape fics and use them for future AI writing. What it definitely doesn’t do is tell you whether something was AI written or not. That’s a bullshit claim.
Don’t use that site. Don’t believe these spam comments, whether you get them on your own works or see them on someone else’s.
It’s all bullshit.
Just got another one, so here’s what they look like to anyone curious. They’re never real users, either, just keysmashes for the display name.
Do you understand how much adoption is closely related to genocide? You’re literally killing a family connection. An individual’s connection to their home.
I see on Instagram where white women are asking, “Oh how can I help? I’d love to adopt”
What you need to adopt is some humanity. Call for a ceasefire and give Gaza citizens their land back.
[I.D: a grainy picture of yoda from lego star wars with edited text reading “bitches will drive a few kids to madness and be like, maybe they were predisposed to madness who knows!!”]
This is a super super gentle reminder not to put your favorite authors on a pedestal. We’re real people living average lives and not trying to be influencers. We criticize ourselves enough and we don’t want to be held to an invisible standard (we start to worry we fail to exceed our own selves) or compared to other writers (we are not competing) or tailor our craft to cater to a wider audience (the right people will find you).
Yeah, this is exactly what I’m afraid of. The writers/artists you love want you to create what you do I promise I promise. Our work is not more important than yours and if you don’t get the recognition you feel you deserve that does not reflect on your talent. “Good enough” is not a helpful metric; you are already good enough. Comparison kills creativity. Please don’t be so caught up in trying to be like your favorite artists that you think improving is removing all the evidence that it’s you who made it
happy normal fuckin day to everyone who doesnt celebrate christmas or rly any holidays today n tomorrow. hope you have an average day. hope its chill like any other
merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year
jerry was in my elder scrolls online guild, and he’s one of the sweetest guys I’ve ever known. i feel sick every time i come across his image online because it’s almost always the exact same baseless derision and shitty implications about him because he’s fat and wearing a fedora for a photoshoot. the photoshoot this image is from was leaked from his private facebook. the harassment that he’s faced from his memeification is worse than anyone knows.
If anyone wants to donate to his GoFundMe towards his recovery after being put in a coma and losing most of his mobility due to COVID
Imagine how much scarier zombie movies would be if the zombies smiled when they saw you because they were excited to finally eat. Imagine walking into a building to go and find shelter, scavenge, whatever, and you shine your flashlight into a room only to find several zombies idling there. Your light catches their eyes and they turn to look at you, their expressions desolate and empty. However, the moment they spot you, their open mouths turn to wide uncontrollable smiles and their eyes disappear into slits. They almost look friendly. Maybe even some of them manage to laugh instead of groan. How would you feel after months and months of losing people you know to smiling hoards? How would you feel after every encounter with a joyful zombie leaves you shaken and tired and fearful? How would you feel after hearing the sounds of laughter mixed in with the sounds of screaming and flesh being torn? After everything, what would your brain’s wiring process do to you when you see a friend smile? Would you hate smiling? Would you feel rage? Would your brain devolve back into a time where showing one’s teeth always meant a threat? What would you do if the joy of the human race was now only kept by the dead
“IT’S A SWORD, IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.” My favourite scene from The Hogfather. ___ See how this comic was made here.
an obviously stolen copy of this crossed my dash last week, and i wanted to reblog the real thing. tracking down an image that originates in social media is a bit of hassle, but i am the citation fairy (sort of), and this is her quest. and she had to do whatever it took on this one. that only turned out to be less than 10 minutes, but she was prepared to put in a few hours. the hogfather lit the spark of her creation, and this is his night.
btw if a trans man decides that they want to get pregnant and you’re not normal about this and start spewing a bunch of transphobic shit i show up at your house and beat you to death with a baseball bat
this has been bothering me for awhile now but few weeks ago i saw a tweet that was from a supposed ally that said some shit like “if you wanna be treated like a man then don’t get pregnant” and it’s like. whatever happened to letting people do whatever they want with their own bodies. im trans masc, i would like to have children when im older and will probably get pregnant in the future. i will still consider myself a man. if your support for people like me ends if we so much as even do Anything you consider Too Womanly and not man enough, then you’re a fucking cunt
it’s always “support trans men!” until they do something you personally dont like, and then you’re standing side by side with conservatives who would rather see us dead than let us live our lives happily.
no offense i really don’t care about your personal opinion on being pregnant. this post is about supporting trans pregnancies and loving trans people who want to get pregnant, i dont care if it makes you uncomfortable. you are not forced to make a comment every time you reblog something. also stop fucking sending me asks trying to convince me to never have children bc you think they’re gross and a mistake shut the fuck up dumb fucks. if you’re uncomfortable with what i choose to do with MY BODY and my life just because it’s something you don’t agree with, then that’s a you problem i dont care.
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