vampire on vacation? assassin whose target has led them to a tropical resort trying to blend in? guy who’s just having a really weird day? it vibes whichever way
once every 2 million babies, a “strong baby” is born. That baby has the strength of one hundred regular babies. I am that baby, and I wish you a merry christmas
I saw the “AD BLOCK IS NOT ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE” popup on YouTube only for it to immediately disappear within a half second. I felt like a lady being shielded by the great knight sir Firefox from a terrible bowmans arrow.
mothers and fuckers of the jury. “Dead dove: do not eat” is a label on a bag in the fridge. It means “the content of this bag is exactly what is labeled”. It does not mean “trigger warning uhhh something”. In fact, it means the exact opposite of “trigger warning uhhh something”, because tou use it with other tags. You write a fucked up fic with extreme violence and gore, you tag it as “extreme violence”, “gore” and you tag it with “dead dove: do not eat”. You write a fic with emotional abuse, gaslighting and manipulation, you tag it with “emotional abuse”, “gaslighting” and “dead dove: do not eat”. You write a fic with your extremely niche kink that appeals to like 3 other people and may skeeve out the rest of the fandom, you tag that with your kink and “dead dove: do not eat”. It’s so people know you’re really mean the content warnings.
It’s NOT a catch-all term for “uhhh this may be fucked idk”. TAG YOUR SHIT GENEROUSLY.
It also does not mean “the most fucked-up filth I can possibly imagine.” Nowadays I see people say “I’m writing a dead dove fic, teehee!” as a way of saying that they’re writing something that is filled with the most horrific stuff they can imagine. Which is not what dead dove actually means! Dead dove simply means that your fic contains exactly what the tags say it contains.
when people tag dead dove but not the actual content in question:
when people tag dead
dove but not the actual
content in question:
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
okay but like the way they introduced the fatal flaws was so subtle and soooo insanely good. like alecto playing on annabeth’s pride to get her to give up percy versus medusa appealing to percy’s loyalty to get him to give up annabeth and grover. sooo good fr fr.
In one particular piece of official art for Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s hair is rendered in great detail. Zooming in to the part above his ear, we can see what appears to be a single gray hair. This seems to be deliberate, as analysis of the image reveals that this is not a transparency issue, but that the hair is indeed colored a lighter color than the rest. Due to the image being released in a lossless format by Nintendo, this also could not be a compression artifact.
people of tumblr, please do us all a favor and refrain from reblogging calls to action for palestine if all you’re going to do is tag it as “compassion fatigue”. just try to have even a modicum of shame, why don’t you.
3 months into a genocide, going on 4, where almost 2 million Palestinians have had their homes, their livelihoods and their dignity stripped away and you type out the words “compassion fatigue” and hit post? After 75 years of occupation, the razing of the Gaza Strip to the ground along with their hospitals, their places of worship, their archives and you do that? A doctor who attempts to save his own daughter but is unable to operate with anesthesia being forced to watch as she passes away from the magnitude of the pain. Motaz, standing on a pile of rubble, holding a dismembered hand, reporting as a bullet whizzes past his head. Women being forced to cut off a piece of their tents to use as sanitary products as they endure their periods while the earth shakes around them.
When these people do their best to survive hell every waking day, while the world turns a blind eye, you sit there and type out the words “compassion fatigue”. Unimaginable.
swap out compassion fatigue for desensitization to violence and see how ugly that truth looks. your nervous system is now accustom to this bloodshed. it is numbing not exhausting.
We have to sit and watch a Press Conference in ENGLISH given by literally Palestinian children. Speaking a language that is not their mother language to beg for a ceasefire and the stop of bombing, because if they’re not killed by airstrikes they will die by starvation and dehydration… After a hospital stuff gave a press conference amid the killed bodies of martyrs of the bombed hospital now children are telling in your fucking language to ceasefire.
sometimes you just have to let yourself be a bit neurodivergent.
i hate going out, it gives me a lot of anxiety and sensory input that i dont like, and i am often forced to talk to people.
so i do this thing on more difficult days, or sometimes just for fun, where i “bring a fictional character with me”. i walk and imagine Fictional Character walking next to me. they talk to me, reassure me, hype me up, whatever i need them to do.
today dean winchester came christmas shopping with me. he went over the list with me of stuff i needed to get, told me i was doing a good job every time i finished in a certain shop, reminded me to take a deep breath when i got a little overwhelmed.
and yea. its kinda silly. and i know its just me talking to myself in a different voice, but it Works! especially since all of my special interests/hyperfixations tend to be tv/movie related.
so do what you gotta do to Get Shit Done. stop holding yourself to neurotypical standards. if you need Fictional Character to tell you you’re doing a good job, do it! if you need Favourite Singer to walk you to school, do it! yea it might feel silly but you’re literally fighting against your own brain to get stuff done every single day. you can have a little self indulgent daydream, as a treat.
sometimes you just have
to let yourself be a bit
neurodivergent.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
was going to call red fans “redheads” then remembered that’s taken. considered “redpilled” and remembered all of human history at once and fell into a deep coma
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saw that one “are cishet aro men queer” poll that’s going around and like. I’m not gonna reblog it bc the results are frankly disappointing and the discourse going on in the tags is really dumb but, unfriendly reminder, if you’re aro/acephobic you’re a loser lmao…. bye. anyway hi aro men you are very valid and I think you’re super awesome and cool ‼️
A polyamorous thruple are taking a hike through the forest when they find a weird rock and lift it. From under the rock a pixie comes out.
“Thank you for freeing me. I am a pixie of love, and as thanks I’ll give a gift of gold to each of you. But the gift will only go to the one you love most.”
The first member of the thruple says “but I love both my partners equally.”
“Then I cannot give you the gift.” the pixie replies.
“I’m okay with that. My love is more important.”
The second member also says “I also love both my partners equally”
“Then I cannot give you the gift either.”
“I’m okay with that. My love is more important.”
Finally the third member says “I love this one the most.” much to shock of both partners.
“Then they shall receive my gift.” the pixie says, grants the gift of gold and then vanishes.
After the pixie left, the first member says “I can’t believe you don’t love us equally!” and the second member concurs.
Then the third member sighs and then says “I love you both equally and very much so, but fucking hell are you stupid.”
is this a metaphor for egal marriage?
its just about how bottoms are emotional and foolish and tops are logical thinkers capable of being devious i think
Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I’ve got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is
my favorite historical thing about actual pirates is most of them were really young guys who died between the ages of 17 and 24 so one of the reasons blackbeard is so famous three hundred years later is because he was, like, thirty-two and still kicking which made him seem really wise and shit-together by comparison. it’s like when you’re a 28 year old woman and get tumblr asks from college freshman that say “oh my god you don’t look like a withered corpse at all”
Anybody who says that the suffering of Palestinians would end if Hamas just surrendered and got out of power is not only engaging in victim blaming, but is in deep denial to how Israel’s systematic oppression actually works. It’s also purposefully ignorant of how Israel treated Palestinians in Gaza prior to the rise of Hamas.
Does anyone want a cute Palestine fact? In 1929, there were several proposals for the flag of Palestine from different newspapers and individuals in Palestine. One of these proposals was in a letter from Munir Dakak, who suggested a flag with an orange on it.
Oranges were exported out of Palestine in the mid-19th century and are commonly associated with the port city of Yafa (Jaffa). They remain a symbol of Palestinian art and literature; Ghassan Kanafani even wrote a short story about Al Nakba called ‘the land of sad oranges’.
Just like the watermelon and olives, oranges are also symbolic of Palestinian resistance and our ties to the land.
If the proposal had been accepted, the flag of Palestine could’ve looked a bit like this:
In the second Sonic movie, he refers to him self as ‘hedgehog of the house’ in Tom’s absence instead of ‘man of the house’ further implying his gender is hedgehog
not “he” as in “he/him” but “he” as in “hedgehog”
This post went in a completely different direction I imagined because at first I thought those were Sora and Kairi from Kingdom Hearts
not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
[ID: A page from a What If? book that reads, “In fact, the Moon — our faithful companion — would act to undo the damage Andrew’s scenario caused. Right now, the Earth spins faster than the Moon, and our tides slow down the Earth’s rotation while pushing the Moon away from us. (There’s a footnote here, that says, "See ‘Leap Seconds,’ http://what-if.xkcd.com/26, for an explanation of why this happens.”) If we stopped rotating, the Moon would stop drifting away from us. Instead of slowing us down, its tides would accelerate our spin. Quietly, gently, the Moon’s gravity would tug on our planet…“
Here, the page has a comic of the Earth and Moon. There are four "panels” — there are no lines separating them, but there are four depictions of the Earth and Moon — and in each, Africa and Eurasia are shown on the Earth as the Moon spins around it. The Moon says, “Hey, Earth. Earth? Why’d you stop? / Oh no. Are you okay? Earth, are you okay? / Don’t be scared, Earth! I can help! / I’m here, Earth. Your moon is here.”
The text finishes, “… and Earth would start turning again.” There is a final panel of the comic, where the Earth has turned, showing Australia, a bit of Asia, and the Pacific Ocean. The Moon tells the Earth, “I will never leave you.” /end ID]
I’m going to base my character dynamics on this. Also cry
I’m going to base
my character dynamics
on this. Also cry
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
remembering that weight lifting class where the coach said “lower yourself to the ground, there is no wrong way to do this” and so I rag-dolled and let my body drop, and then he paused and said “that is the only wrong way to do this.”
“A Child’s View from Gaza” was an art exhibition showcasing drawings created by the children of Gaza.
“The captioned illustrations were created by Palestinian children who lived through the Israeli bombardment of Gaza in 2008-09. The pictures were drawn as part of an effort to help children deal with the horrors they had experienced. A Bay Area nonprofit, Middle East Children’s Alliance (MECA), arranged to display a collection of these pictures at the Museum of Children’s Art in Oakland, California. However, under pressure from the Jewish Federation of the East Bay and other organizations, the museum backed out of the agreement at the last minute.”
The last video recorded and shared by the IDF, shows footage of yet other Palestinians kidnapped, stripped, tortured and humiliated. There are literal CHILDREN in there. If this doesn’t horrify you then I don’t know what to say to you.
The level of ridiculousness genocide denial has reached as of late is mind boggling
Forbidding the use of the word “genocide”..or the impermissible-deemed comparison to isr*eli genocide of Palestinians to that of the holocaust (which was literally a point of reference for the 1948 Nakba) or the altercations over the definition of genocide..
posting your thoughts on tumblr is so embarrassing like hey here’s what’s happening in my life in grotesque detail. here is my literal stream of consciousness. no one really cares about this. Whatever
I don’t have the spoons to add an image description but I need y'all to see something wildly fucked up.
These are screenshots of a tumblr post calling out staff for erasing something that debunked Israeli propaganda. It includes the video debunking the lies. I tried to like the post and tumblr “conveniently’ glitched. I tried to reblog ten times and got an error message. This post cannot be liked and cannot be reblogged from any of the dozens of different blogs I tried in the notes.
I’ll reblog this with the link to the post and a link to the video ASAP, but I want you all to know that tumblr is, again, silencing that video by making spreading that post impossible.
my favorite sonic related debate i’ve seen on twitter was people getting genuinely angry that someone said the moon still has a hole in it but in every other appearance it’s turned to the side so no one can see the crater cause that’s unrealistic like you know what else is unrealistic?? hedgehogs that are blue and run fast
“the moon doesn’t work like that” this is shadow the hedgehog’s biological father
like if you want realistic maybe this isn’t the series for you
the work printer cries out, “no stop, that’s too much! youre gonna make me jam!” as i load a full ream into her tray, but it’s too late. “see, you can take it. you’re doing such a good job for me.” i coo into her feeding tray as i begin printing the morning reports. her warning lights turn red as she moans in i assume ecstacy
i love the chameleonic nature anonymous messages offer.
sometimes they’re a love letter or sometimes they’re the most heinous and hateful thing you’ve ever read. sometimes they’re a dark and guarded secret. sometimes they’re unhinged prophecies begging to come true. sometimes they’re just the word “penis.”
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